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ZeverFed

2008-06-30T18:29:00Z

-lama-:

== Zeverfed (Alianceid: 40800) ==
Zever is Flemish for bullshit. It's a Flemish/Dutch federation where everyone talks nonsense.
This is the most beautiful place on hattrick. Keep it a secret !
You can do everything you want over there.
You'll find a lot of games, and a lot of members to talk to.
You can open as many topics as you want, as long as you post nothing serious.

At the moment, some ZF-members are involved in [[Tour de Spam]] in the Sealand-federation. The first stage was spammed in 12:30 minutes, a record, thanks to Hayerisator, Red-Joe, Flyingpaddestoel, WuRTeL, wijsneus, VETS-Atomixer and -Lama-.

The zeverfed is founded on Aprl 28th of 2006 by Tubsie, ZF-tekkiewekkie and ZF-Superkieken (presently known as ARAG-kiekske).

== The 'Zeveraar' ==
Members of ZF, also called '''Zeveraars''', have several things in common:

- They have a strange kind of humour. A kind that GM's don't (or won't) understand. That's why ZF-members are not very good friends with these noble safety keepers of the Hattrick Community. But Zeveraars do not want to irritate people. They only want to make this world a better place by giving the NT-fora the humour it often misses. Unfortunately, some people don't want to see this.

- Zeveraars are all men aged between 18 and 45. They have an obsessive love for [[Vanessa]] and also [[Lien]] is quite popular.

- All Zeveraars hate Heineken.

- All Zeveraars have hair under their arm pits.

- They're all sexy and very muscular, especially [[Hayerisator]].

== The Ole problem ==
Except spamming and bringing joy to Hattrick fora, Zeveraars also do really good things for Hattrick. One recent example is banning out the Ole problem:

Microsoft '''OLE''' DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'

Invalid connection string attribute

/Common/includes/Database2.asp, line 193

Everyone knows this problem. It often occured when you were surfing Hattrick. The Zeveraars bought as much Ole's as they could and at may 25th 2008 ([[VETS-Atomixer]]'s birthday) all Ole's were fired. After that bloody sunday, the OLE-errors are rumoured to have disappeared.

== Known Zeveraars ==
A few known Zeveraars are:

- [[Tubsie]]

- [[ZF-Fakteur]]

- [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]]

- [[ZF-Kripottel]]

- [[Hayerisator]]

- [[Mr_Soleil]]

- [[ZF-Korpiklaani]]

- [[ZF-DreamTheater]]

- [[Dopefish]]

- [[-Lama-]]

- [[VETS-Atomixer]]

- [[Kronosek]]

- [[oldtrafford]]

- [[Red-Joe]]

[[Category:Belgian Federations|ZF]]
[[Category:Dutch Federations|ZF]]

ZeverFed

2008-06-30T18:26:59Z

-lama-:

== Zeverfed (Alianceid: 40800) ==
Zever is Flemish for bullshit. It's a Flemish/Dutch federation where everyone talks nonsense.
This is the most beautiful place on hattrick. Keep it a secret !
You can do everything you want over there.
You'll find a lot of games, and a lot of members to talk to.
You can open as many topics as you want, as long as you post nothing serious.

At the moment, some ZF-members are involved in [[Tour de Spam]] in the Sealand-federation.

The zeverfed is founded on Aprl 28th of 2006 by Tubsie, ZF-tekkiewekkie and ZF-Superkieken (presently known as ARAG-kiekske).

== The 'Zeveraar' ==
Members of ZF, also called '''Zeveraars''', have several things in common:

- They have a strange kind of humour. A kind that GM's don't (or won't) understand. That's why ZF-members are not very good friends with these noble safety keepers of the Hattrick Community. But Zeveraars do not want to irritate people. They only want to make this world a better place by giving the NT-fora the humour it often misses. Unfortunately, some people don't want to see this.

- Zeveraars are all men aged between 18 and 45. They have an obsessive love for [[Vanessa]] and also [[Lien]] is quite popular.

- All Zeveraars hate Heineken.

- All Zeveraars have hair under their arm pits.

- They're all sexy and very muscular, especially [[Hayerisator]].

== The Ole problem ==
Except spamming and bringing joy to Hattrick fora, Zeveraars also do really good things for Hattrick. One recent example is banning out the Ole problem:

Microsoft '''OLE''' DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'

Invalid connection string attribute

/Common/includes/Database2.asp, line 193

Everyone knows this problem. It often occured when you were surfing Hattrick. The Zeveraars bought as much Ole's as they could and at may 25th 2008 ([[VETS-Atomixer]]'s birthday) all Ole's were fired. After that bloody sunday, the OLE-errors are rumoured to have disappeared.

== Known Zeveraars ==
A few known Zeveraars are:

- [[Tubsie]]

- [[ZF-Fakteur]]

- [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]]

- [[ZF-Kripottel]]

- [[Hayerisator]]

- [[Mr_Soleil]]

- [[ZF-Korpiklaani]]

- [[ZF-DreamTheater]]

- [[Dopefish]]

- [[-Lama-]]

- [[VETS-Atomixer]]

- [[Kronosek]]

- [[oldtrafford]]

- [[Red-Joe]]

[[Category:Belgian Federations|ZF]]
[[Category:Dutch Federations|ZF]]

User:-Lama-

2008-06-25T12:46:15Z

-lama-:

[[Image:mega-4.jpg]]

-Lama- is a Dutch Hattrick player from Overijssel. He started two years ago, in may 2006, and called his team Lama's United, because that was the first thing that came into his head when he applied for a team. That name lasted six seasons. The nickname -Lama- was given to him in KIHDZP, because of his former team name. In real life, -Lama- is quite different from the animal we call lama. -Lama- doesn't have as many hair, walks with two legs, is less athetic than a lama. They also have things in common though, like the level of intelligence and the tendecy to spit.

The current teamname of -Lama- is [[Megalomania FC]]. This name is chosen because it's the name of a great song from his favourite band Muse, but also because the word sounds so nice. It has nothing to do with -Lama-'s real personality, not much at least. Well, maybe it does.

== Federations ==
After two months of playing Hattrick, -Lama- bought Supporter and became addicted. He joined the Flemish federation KIHDZP, where he met many managers who are still his friends, like [[Hesko]], [[Red-Joe]], and [[Kikeau]]. After KIHDZP fell apart, -Lama- joined [[IHEN]], where he is the current leader, together with [[payback007-LMBF]] and [[Kikeau]]. Because -Lama- isn't a really clever person he joined Zeverfed ([[ZF]]), where he can talk with other managers, like [[Hayerisator]], at his own level of intelligence. There are also some feds were -Lama- is less active.

Overview of -Lama-'s federations:

- [[IHEN]]

- [[ZF]]

- PSV Eindhoven Federation

- HT-Tactiek

- Jeugdopleidingfederatie

== Hattrick Career ==

To be continued...

User:-Lama-

2008-06-05T15:41:18Z

-lama-:

[[Image:mega-4.jpg]]

-Lama- is a Dutch Hattrick player from Overijssel. He started two years ago, in may 2006, and called his team Lama's United, because that was the first thing that came into his head when he applied for a team. That name lasted six seasons. The nickname -Lama- was given to him in KIHDZP, because of his former team name. In real life, -Lama- is quite different from the animal we call lama. -Lama- doesn't have as many hair, walks with two legs, is less athetic than a lama. They also have things in common though, like the level of intelligence and the tendecy to spit.

The current teamname of -Lama- is [[Megalomania FC]]. This name is chosen because it's the name of a great song from his favourite band Muse, but also because the word sounds so nice. It has nothing to do with -Lama-'s real personality, not much at least. Well, maybe it does.

== Federations ==
After two months of playing Hattrick, -Lama- bought Supporter and became addicted. He joined the Flemish federation KIHDZP, where he met many managers who are still his friends, like [[Hesko]], [[Red-Joe]], [[-Tipsy]] and [[Kikeau]]. After KIHDZP fell apart, -Lama- joined [[IHEN]], where he is the current leader, together with -Tipsy- and Kikeau. Because -Lama- isn't a really clever person he joined Zeverfed ([[ZF]]), where he can talk with other managers, like [[Hayerisator]], at his own level of intelligence. There are also some feds were -Lama- is less active.

Overview of -Lama-'s federations:

- [[IHEN]]

- [[ZF]]

- PSV Eindhoven Federation

- HT-Tactiek

- Jeugdopleidingfederatie

== Hattrick Career ==

To be continued...

File:Mega-4.jpg

2008-06-05T14:54:42Z

-lama-:

User:Mr Soleil

2008-06-04T14:07:37Z

-lama-:

Mr_Soleil brings the light into [[ZF]]. He is a very hot guy, witch is quite logic with such a name. Some people might know him, because he played a role in a nice series for people with the same social level as the average [[Zeveraar]].

[[Image:TeletubbiesZon small.jpg]]

Mr_Soleil

File:TeletubbiesZon small.jpg

2008-06-04T14:06:03Z

-lama-: Mr_Soleil

Mr_Soleil

User:Tubsie

2008-06-02T21:13:58Z

-lama-:

Tubsie is mede oprichter van de zeverfed en de uiteindelijk effectieve oprichter ;)

De zeverfed is opgericht als tegenreactie op het strikte beleid in het OBF en dit samen met tekkie en kieken.

in het dagelijks leven chef kok.

Speelt komend seizoen in derde klasse behaalde zeven titels in 12 seizoenen

verder is tubsie zot van tettekebots, foefkesteek, feestjes bouwen en uiteraard ricard met vittelwater en vittelijsblokjes :)

ZeverFed

2008-06-02T19:51:40Z

-lama-:

== Zeverfed (Alianceid: 40800) ==
Zever is Flemish for bullshit. It's a Flemish/Dutch federation where everyone talks nonsense.
This is the most beautiful place on hattrick. Keep it a secret !
You can do everything you want over here.
There are a lot of games, and a lot of members to talk with.
You can open as many topics as you want, as long as you post nothing serious.

== The 'Zeveraar' ==
Members of ZF, also called '''Zeveraars''', have several things in common:

- They have a strange kind of humor. A kind that GM's don't (or won't) understand. That's why ZF-members are not very good friends with these noble safety keepers of the Hattrick Community. But Zeveraars don't want to irritate people. They only want to make this world a better place by giving the NT-fora the humour it often misses. Unfortunately, some people don't want to see this.

- Zeveraars are all men in the age of 18-45. They have an obsessive love for [[Vanessa]] and also [[Lien]] is quite popular.

- All Zeveraars hate Heineken.

- All Zeveraars have hair under their axilla.

- They're all sexy and very muscled, especially [[Hayerisator]].

== Ole ==
Except spamming and bringing joy to Hattrick fora, Zeveraars also do really good things for Hattrick. One recent example is banning out the Ole problem:

Microsoft '''OLE''' DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'

Invalid connection string attribute

/Common/includes/Database2.asp, line 193

Everyone knows this problem. It occured often when you were surfing at Hattrick. The Zeveraars bought as much Ole's as they could and at may 25 all Ole's were fired. After that bloody sunday, the OLE-errors disappeared.

== Known Zeveraars ==
A few known Zeveraars are:

- [[Tubsie]]

- [[ZF-Fakteur]]

- [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]]

- [[ZF-Kripottel]]

- [[Hayerisator]]

- [[Mr_Soleil]]

- [[ZF-Korpiklaani]]

- [[ZF-DreamTheater]]

- [[Dopefish]]

- [[-Lama-]]

ZeverFed

2008-06-02T19:11:35Z

-lama-: + Dopefish en Hayerisator

== Zeverfed (Alianceid: 40800) ==
Zever is Flemish for bullshit. It's a Flemish/Dutch federation where everyone talks nonsense.
This is the most beautiful place on hattrick. Keep it a secret !
You can do everything you want over here.
There are a lot of games, and a lot of members to talk with.
You can open as many topics as you want, as long as you post nothing serious.

== The 'Zeveraar' ==
Members of ZF, also called '''Zeveraars''', have several things in common:

- They have a strange kind of humor. A kind that GM's don't (or won't) understand. That's why ZF-members are not very good friends with these noble safety keepers of the Hattrick Community. But Zeveraars don't want to irritate people. They only want to make this world a better place by giving the NT-fora the humour it often misses. Unfortunately, some people don't want to see this.

- Zeveraars are all men in the age of 18-45. They have an obsessive love for [[Vanessa]] and also [[Lien]] is quite popular.

- All Zeveraars hate Heineken.

== Ole ==
Except spamming and bringing joy to Hattrick fora, Zeveraars also do really good things for Hattrick. One recent example is banning out the Ole problem:

Microsoft '''OLE''' DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'

Invalid connection string attribute

/Common/includes/Database2.asp, line 193

Everyone knows this problem. It occured often when you were surfing at Hattrick. The Zeveraars bought as much Ole's as they could and at may 25 all Ole's were fired. After that bloody sunday, the OLE-errors disappeared.

== Known Zeveraars ==
A few known Zeveraars are:

- [[Tubsie]]

- [[ZF-Fakteur]]

- [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]]

- [[ZF-Kripottel]]

- [[Hayerisator]]

- [[Mr_Soleil]]

- [[ZF-Korpiklaani]]

- [[ZF-DreamTheater]]

- [[Dopefish]]

ZeverFed

2008-06-02T19:10:15Z

-lama-:

== Zeverfed (Alianceid: 40800) ==
Zever is Flemish for bullshit. It's a Flemish/Dutch federation where everyone talks nonsense.
This is the most beautiful place on hattrick. Keep it a secret !
You can do everything you want over here.
There are a lot of games, and a lot of members to talk with.
You can open as many topics as you want, as long as you post nothing serious.

== The 'Zeveraar' ==
Members of ZF, also called '''Zeveraars''', have several things in common:

- They have a strange kind of humor. A kind that GM's don't (or won't) understand. That's why ZF-members are not very good friends with these noble safety keepers of the Hattrick Community. But Zeveraars don't want to irritate people. They only want to make this world a better place by giving the NT-fora the humour it often misses. Unfortunately, some people don't want to see this.

- Zeveraars are all men in the age of 18-45. They have an obsessive love for [[Vanessa]] and also [[Lien]] is quite popular.

- All Zeveraars hate Heineken.

== Ole ==
Except spamming and bringing joy to Hattrick fora, Zeveraars also do really good things for Hattrick. One recent example is banning out the Ole problem:

Microsoft '''OLE''' DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'

Invalid connection string attribute

/Common/includes/Database2.asp, line 193

Everyone knows this problem. It occured often when you were surfing at Hattrick. The Zeveraars bought as much Ole's as they could and at may 25 all Ole's were fired. After that bloody sunday, the OLE-errors disappeared.

== Known Zeveraars ==
A few known Zeveraars are:

- [[Tubsie]]

- [[ZF-Fakteur]]

- [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]]

- [[ZF-Kripottel]]

- [[ZF-BFU-Hayeolden]]

- [[Mr_Soleil]]

- [[ZF-Korpiklaani]]

- [[ZF-DreamTheater]]

- [[Dopefish]]

ZeverFed

2008-06-02T17:33:06Z

-lama-:

User:ZF-Fakteur

2008-06-02T17:24:32Z

-lama-:

[[ZF-Fakteur]]
is also a good friend of [[Hayerisator]].
[[ZF-Fakteur]] comes from Limburg, he is a mailman and has a beautiful wife and a cute daughter. He is the proud owner of [[F.C. Zevende Knoopsgat]]

User:ZF-Fakteur

2008-06-02T17:24:06Z

-lama-:

[[ZF-Fakteur]]
is also a good friend of [[Hayerisator]]
[[ZF-Fakteur]] comes from limburg, he is a mailman and has a beautiful wife and a cute daughter, he is the proud owner of [[F.C. Zevende Knoopsgat]]

User:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T17:22:56Z

-lama-:

Hayerisator is a Dutch Hattrick player. His real name is Haye Oldenburger and he lives in Emmeloord, with his girlfriend and his two dogs: Tibor and Mojo. They always fart when Haye comes close. Haye is a very hot, sexy man and his hair is so long that he can clean his ass with it. His favourite music is hardrock/metal. Haye is also frontman of his own band, Sidetrack. He plays the guitar and does the background vocals.

== Hattrick life ==
[[Image:Hayeolden.png]]

Haye's main target in Hattrick is not the same as most Hattrick players. He doesn't care if he has a succesful team or not. Haye's main goal is having fun at the forum. Unfortunately, the GM's do not have that much sense of humor. That's why he is known because of his many bans. His team has been banned several times. His current team (ik maak prak van je prutsteam) is his third already. His reputation forces him to change his name quite often. At this moment his nick is 'Hayerisator'. Other names of him are 'zfbfuspamihenhaye', 'wimpietheunreal' or zf-bfu-hayeolden.

Although the GM's and Mods don't like him, he made a lot of friends in HT. Especially in the federations [[IHEN]] (In Hart en Nieren), [[ZF]] (Zeverfed) and [[SPAM]] (SPetterende AMbiance) he is very popular. His best friend is [[nico_himself]].

You want to meet this sexy rocker? Then join one of this federations or take a look at the non-HT Belgium forum, where he often tries how far he can go till the GM's punish him. You can also post a message in his guestbook, you will certainly get a message back!

ZF-BFU-Hayeolden

2008-06-02T17:21:48Z

-lama-: ZF-BFU-Hayeolden moved to Hayerisator: He changed his name to Hayerisator at HT.

#redirect [[Hayerisator]]

User:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T17:21:48Z

-lama-: ZF-BFU-Hayeolden moved to Hayerisator

ZF-BFU-Hayeolden is a Dutch Hattrick player. His real name is Haye Oldenburger and he lives in Emmeloord, with his girlfriend and his two dogs: Tibor and Mojo. They always fart when Haye comes close. Haye is a very hot, sexy man and his hair is so long that he can clean his ass with it. His favourite music is hardrock/metal. Haye is also frontman of his own band, Sidetrack. He plays the guitar and does the background vocals.

== Hattrick life ==
[[Image:Hayeolden.png]]

Haye's main target in Hattrick is not the same as most Hattrick players. He doesn't care if he has a succesful team or not. Haye's main goal is having fun at the forum. Unfortunately, the GM's do not have that much sense of humor. That's why he is known because of his many bans. His team has been banned several times. His current team (ik maak prak van je prutsteam) is his third already. His reputation forces him to change his name quite often. At this moment his nick is 'Hayerisator'. Other names of him are 'zfbfuspamihenhaye', 'wimpietheunreal' or zf-bfu-hayeolden.

Although the GM's and Mods don't like him, he made a lot of friends in HT. Especially in the federations [[IHEN]] (In Hart en Nieren), [[ZF]] (Zeverfed) and [[SPAM]] (SPetterende AMbiance) he is very popular. His best friend is [[nico_himself]].

You want to meet this sexy rocker? Then join one of this federations or take a look at the non-HT Belgium forum, where he often tries how far he can go till the GM's punish him. You can also post a message in his guestbook, you will certainly get a message back!

ZeverFed

2008-06-02T17:10:23Z

-lama-:

User:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T15:23:24Z

-lama-:

File:Hayeolden.png

2008-06-02T15:19:25Z

-lama-:

User:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T15:17:43Z

-lama-:

[http://http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/tispke/hayeolden.png]
ZF-BFU-Hayeolden is a Dutch Hattrick player. His real name is Haye Oldenburger and he lives in Emmeloord, with his girlfriend and his two dogs: Tibor and Mojo. They always fart when Haye comes close. Haye is a very hot, sexy man and his hair is so long that he can clean his ass with it. His favourite music is hardrock/metal. Haye is also frontman of his own band, Sidetrack. He plays the guitar and does the background vocals.

== Hattrick life ==
Haye's main target in Hattrick is not the same as most Hattrick players. He doesn't care if he has a succesful team or not. Haye's main goal is having fun at the forum. Unfortunately, the GM's do not have that much sense of humor. That's why he is known because of his many bans. His team has been banned several times. His current team (ik maak prak van je prutsteam) is his third already. His reputation forces him to change his name quite often. At this moment his nick is 'Hayerisator'. Other names of him are 'zfbfuspamihenhaye', 'wimpietheunreal' or zf-bfu-hayeolden.

Although the GM's and Mods don't like him, he made a lot of friends in HT. Especially in the federations [[IHEN]] (In Hart en Nieren), [[ZF]] (Zeverfed) and [[SPAM]] (SPetterende AMbiance) he is very popular. His best friend is [[nico_himself]].

You want to meet this sexy rocker? Then join one of this federations or take a look at the non-HT Belgium forum, where he often tries how far he can go till the GM's punish him. You can also post a message in his guestbook, you will certainly get a message back!

User:ZF-Fakteur

2008-06-02T14:52:40Z

-lama-:

[[ZF-Fakteur]]
is also a good friend of [[Hayerisator]]
also known as [[ZF-BFU-Hayeolden]]
[[ZF-Fakteur]] come's from limburg, he is a mailman and has a beautiful wife and a cute daughter, he is the proud owner of [[F.C. Zevende Knoopschat]]

User:ZF-Fakteur

2008-06-02T14:52:23Z

-lama-:

[[ZF-Fakteur]]
is also a good friend of [[Hayerisator]]
also known as [[ZF-BFU-hayeolden]]
[[ZF-Fakteur]] come's from limburg, he is a mailman and has a beautiful wife and a cute daughter, he is the proud owner of [[F.C. Zevende Knoopschat]]

User:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T14:38:32Z

-lama-:

ZF-BFU-Hayeolden is a Dutch Hattrick player. His real name is Haye Oldenburger and he lives in Emmeloord, with his girlfriend and his two dogs: Tibor and Mojo. They always fart when Haye comes close. Haye is a very hot, sexy man and his hair is so long that he can clean his ass with it. His favourite music is hardrock/metal. Haye is also frontman of his own band, Sidetrack. He plays the guitar and does the background vocals.

== Hattrick life ==
Haye's main target in Hattrick is not the same as most Hattrick players. He doesn't care if he has a succesfull team or not. Haye's main goal is having fun at the forum. Unfortunately, the GM's do not have that much sence of humor. That's why he is known because of his many bans. His team has been banned several times. His current team (ik maak prak van je prutsteam) is his third already. His reputation forces him to change his name quite often. At this moment his nick is 'Hayerisator'. Other names of him are 'zfbfuspamihenhaye', 'wimpietheunreal' or zf-bfu-hayeolden.

Altough the GM's and Mod's don't like him, he made a lot of friends in HT. Especially in the federations [[IHEN]] (In Hart en Nieren), [[ZF]] (Zeverfed) and [[SPAM]] (SPetterende AMbiance) he is very populair. His best friend is [[nico_himself]].

You want to meet this sexy rocker? Then join one of this federations or take a look at the non-HT Belgium forum, where he often tries how far he can go till the GM's punish him. You can also post a message in his guestbook, you will certainly get a message back!

User:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T14:30:45Z

-lama-:

ZF-BFU-Hayeolden is a Dutch Hattrick player. His real name is Haye Oldenburger and he lives in Emmeloord, with his girlfriend and his two dogs: Tibor and Mojo. They always fart when Haye comes close. Haye is a very hot, sexy man and his hair is so long that he can clean his ass with it. His favourite music is hardrock/metal. Haye is also frontman of his own band, Sidetrack. He plays the guitar and does the background vocals.

== Hattrick life ==
Haye's main target in Hattrick is not the same as most Hattrick players. He doesn't care if he has a succesfull team or not. Haye's main goal is having fun at the forum. Unfortunately, the GM's do not have that much sence of humor. That's why he is known because of his many bans. His team has been banned several times. His current team (ik maak prak van je prutsteam) is his third already. His reputation forces him to change his name quite often. At this moment his nick is 'Hayerisator'. Other names of him are 'zfbfuspamihenhaye', 'wimpietheunreal' or zf-bfu-hayeolden.

Altough the GM's and Mod's don't like him, he made a lot of friends in HT. Especially in the federations [[IHEN]] (In Hart en Nieren), [[ZF]] (Zeverfed) and [[SPAM]] (SPetterende AMbiance) he is very populair.

You want to meet this sexy rocker? Then join one of this federations or take a look at the non-HT Belgium forum, where he often tries how far he can go till the GM's punish him. You can also post a message in his guestbook, you will certainly get a message back!

User:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T14:09:58Z

-lama-:

ZF-BFU-Hayeolden is a Dutch Hattrick player. His real name is Haye Oldenburger and he lives in Emmeloord, with his girlfriend and his two dogs: Tibor and Mojo. They always fart when Haye comes close. Haye is a very hot, sexy man and his hair is so long that he can clean his ass with it. His favourite music is hardrock/metal. Haye is also frontman of his own band, Sidetrack. He plays the guitar and does the background vocals.

== Hattrick life ==
Haye's main target in Hattrick is not the same as most Hattrick players. He doesn't care if he has a succesfull team or not. Haye's main goal is having fun at the forum. He is known because of his many bans. His team has been banned several times. His current team (ik maak prak van je prutsteam) is his third already. His reputation forces him to change his name quite often. At this moment his nick is 'Hayerisator'. Other names of him are 'zfbfuspamihenhaye', 'wimpietheunreal' or zf-bfu-hayeolden.

Altough the GM's and Mod's don't like him, he made a lot of friends in HT. Especially in the federations [[IHEN]] (In Hart en Nieren), [[ZF]] (Zeverfed) and [[SPAM]] (SPetterende AMbiance) he is very populair.

You want to meet this sexy rocker? Then join one of this federations or take a look at the non-HT Belgium forum, where he often tries how far he can go till the GM's punish him. You can also post a message in his guestbook, you will certainly get a message back!

US Marshalls

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'''The US Marshals''' was a short-lived program in the HT-USA and non-HT USA conferences. It was squashed after an international incident.

Currently operating as a covert-ops program under the same name. The goal of the US Marshals remains the same: protect the Carebears at all cost.

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==Current US Marshals==

*oprice
*patriot_conan
*[[septimusjm]]
*enigmamz
*hrudey22
*daklute

==Fallen Comrades==

*[[FryDog|FryDizzle]], Head of Homeland Security
*[[ZF-BFU-Hayeolden]], Chief Interpol Officer

==Carebears==

Carebears are a group of US managers of unknown number who long for a US Conference in which posts are always on-topic and mostly serious. The US Marshals attempt to guide all HT-USA posts in this direction.

==Belgie Summit==

One of the Marshals' first projects was to hold a Summit in non-HT Belgie. Their goal was to learn from the Belgian managers how they kept their conferences so well-ordered. Unfortunately the summit turned into a major international incident (see Fallen Comrades above) after which the Marshals were forced to go covert-ops.

==Interpol==

Interpol was the greatest thing to come from the Belgie Summit. In brief, Interpol is the international equivalent of the Marshals, fighting on a worldwide scale to protect and serve the Bisounours, Les Calinours, Die Glücksbärchis, Troetelbeertjes and Los Ositos Cariñositos.

==Disclaimer==

The US Marshals are not and never were official US Staff members. They do not have any of the authority of the US Staff and their responsibilities do not overlap. To a large extent, GMs and Mods are here to punish rogues. The US Marshals have a much more positive goal: protect and serve Carebears.

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