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Bastards AFC

2008-03-15T00:20:29Z

-omfg-:

{{club |
| teamname = '''Bastards AFC'''
| teamid = 107645
| logouri = [[ ]]
| htuser = -omfg-
| country = Canada
| region = Alberta
| arena = [[Castle Greyskull]]
| fanclub = '''Fickle Bastards'''
}}

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his friend [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-15T00:19:47Z

-omfg-:

{{club |
| teamname = '''Bastards AFC'''
| teamid = 107645
| logouri = [[ ]]
| htuser = -omfg-
| country = Canada
| region = Alberta
| arena = [[Castle Greyskull]]
| fanclub = '''Fickle Bastards'''
}}

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-15T00:19:01Z

-omfg-:

{{club |
| teamname = '''Bastards AFC'''
| teamid = 107645
| logouri = [[ ]]
| htuser = -omfg-
| country = '''Canada'''
| region = '''Alberta'''
| arena = '''Castle Greyskull'''
| fanclub = '''Fickle Bastards'''
}}

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-15T00:14:58Z

-omfg-:

{{club |
| teamname = '''Bastards AFC'''
| teamid = 107645
| logouri = [[ ]]
| htuser = -omfg-
| country = '''[[Canada]]'''
| region = '''[[Alberta]]'''
| arena = '''[[Castle Greyskull]]'''
| fanclub = '''Fickle Bastards'''
}}

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

User:-omfg-

2008-03-15T00:14:30Z

-omfg-:

'''-omfg-''' is a user from [[Canada]]. He manages [[Bastards AFC]] in the [[All Canadian]].

Omfg-

2008-03-15T00:12:18Z

-omfg-:

User:-omfg-

2008-03-15T00:10:48Z

-omfg-: User:-omfg- moved to Omfg-: whatever

#redirect [[Omfg-]]

Omfg-

2008-03-15T00:10:48Z

-omfg-: User:-omfg- moved to Omfg-

'''-omfg-''' is a user from [[Canada]]. He manages [[Bastards AFC]] in the [[All Canadian]].

Omfg-

2008-03-15T00:09:17Z

-omfg-:

'''-omfg-''' is a user from [[Canada]]. He manages [[Bastards AFC]] in the [[All Canadian]].

Bastards AFC

2008-03-15T00:06:34Z

-omfg-:

{{club |
| teamname = '''Bastards AFC'''
| teamid = 107645
| logouri = [[ ]]
| htuser = '''-omfg-'''
| country = '''[[Canada]]'''
| region = '''[[Alberta]]'''
| arena = '''[[Castle Greyskull]]'''
| fanclub = '''Fickle Bastards'''
}}

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-15T00:05:42Z

-omfg-:

{{club |
| teamname = '''Bastards AFC'''
| teamid = '''107645'''
| logouri = [[ ]]
| htuser = '''-omfg-'''
| country = '''[[Canada]]'''
| region = '''[[Alberta]]'''
| arena = '''[[Castle Greyskull]]'''
| fanclub = '''Fickle Bastards'''
}}

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-15T00:04:55Z

-omfg-:

Bastards AFC

2008-03-15T00:03:20Z

-omfg-:

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

{{club |
| teamname = '''Bastards AFC'''
| teamid = 107645
| logouri = [[Image:Alderchief.gif]]
| htuser = '''-omfg-'''
| country = '''[[Canada]]'''
| region = '''[[Alberta]]'''
| arena = '''[[Castle Greyskull]]'''
| fanclub = '''Fickle Bastards'''
}}

clubname =
Seasons in game = '''Season 9-current'''
image = [[ ]]
fullname = '''Bastards Athletic & Football Club'''
nickname = '''FanBas, Bastards, Fantastic'''
founded = '''[[December 14]], [[2003]]'''
ground = '''[[Castle Greyskull]], [[Edmonton]], [[Canada]]'''
capacity = '''68,280'''
manager = '''[[-omfg-]]'''
coach = '''[[Ksawery Dering]]'''
league = '''[[All Canadian]]'''

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Alderwood Chiefs

2008-03-15T00:00:52Z

-omfg-:

{{club |
| teamname = Alderwood Chiefs
| teamid = 29904
| logouri = [[Image:Alderchief.gif]]
| htuser = Gumby
| country = Canada
| region = Toronto
| arena = [TPF] The Valley
| fanclub = **Attention** All Planets of the Solar Federation
}}

'''Alderwood Chiefs''' are a Canadian club currently playing in Toronto, Canada. One of the oldest and most successful teams in Canada.

== Trivia ==
* Also known as Gumby United by those who were there in the early seasons of Canada.

{{stub-team}}
[[Category: Canadian Clubs]]

Crasher

2008-03-14T23:58:23Z

-omfg-:

'''Crasher''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] team found on the 27th of January 2003 by [[Soull]]. It is known for its three devastating cup runs in which it kicked out some of the [[All Canadian]] teams while being itself in a low division. Good example of a "sandbagger" team; one that has good players, but deliberately loses matches to remain in the lower divisions so they can brag that they "cupset" teams in the top divisions that [[PiC]] cup games for team spirit needed to stay in said top leagues.

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-14T23:54:07Z

-omfg-:

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

clubname = '''Bastards AFC'''
Seasons in game = '''Season 9-current'''
image = [[ ]]
fullname = '''Bastards Athletic & Football Club'''
nickname = '''FanBas, Bastards, Fantastic'''
founded = '''[[December 14]], [[2003]]'''
ground = '''[[Castle Greyskull]], [[Edmonton]], [[Canada]]'''
capacity = '''68,280'''
manager = '''[[-omfg-]]'''
coach = '''[[Ksawery Dering]]'''
league = '''[[All Canadian]]'''

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-14T23:37:41Z

-omfg-:

'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

{{
clubname = Bastards AFC |
Seasons in game = season 9-current|
image = [[]] |
fullname = Bastards Athletic & Football Club|
nickname = FanBas, Bastards, Fantastic |
founded = [[December 14]] [[2003]] |
ground = [[Castle Greyskull]]<br>[[Edmonton]], [[Canada]] |
capacity = 68,280 | manager = {{flagicon|Canada}} [[-omfg-]] |
manager = {{flagicon|Canada}} [[Ksawery Dering]] |
league = [[All Canadian]] |
}}

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

adsad

'''Division IV.8'''

asad bovine

'''Division III.3'''

asdasasd

'''Division II.1'''

sdasda

'''All Canadian'''

adasdas

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Lady Envy

2008-03-14T23:19:33Z

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[[Category:Famous Users]]
'''Lady Envy''' is manager of [[Rime of the Ancient Mariner]] and has been in the top-15 most [[Bookmarks|bookmarked]] [[user]]s for a long time. This is probably due to the alleged attractiveness of the girl in the [[team logo]]. This made many people believe that Lady Envy is Hattrick's sexiest manager, but rumours say that Lady Envy is actually a truckdriver from [[Texas]].

She quit Hattrick in 2006 after it was found out that the pictures, allegedly of the manager, being used were in fact lifted from the blog site of a young Canadian woman. Many users challenged Lady Envy to defend themself, but ultimately nothing was ever heard from this user again.

Bastards AFC

2008-03-14T23:10:28Z

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'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV.10'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

'''Division V.214'''

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'''Division IV.8'''

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'''Division III.3'''

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'''Division II.1'''

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'''All Canadian'''

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[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

All Canadian

2008-03-14T21:51:24Z

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Top Series in [[Canada]]

==All Canadian Titles==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Team Name !! Times Won !! Season(s)
|-
|[[Barrington Barons]] || 10 || 3-11,13
|-
|[[Heart of the Annex]] || 3 || 16,17,18
|-
|[[PoCo Magpies]] || 2 || 19, 20
|-
|[[North York FC]] || 2 || 14,15
|-
|[[Saskatoon Spartans]] || 1 || 12
|-
|[[High Park FC]] || 1 || 2
|-
|Quebec OC || 1 || 1
|-
|}

==Top Scorers==
<td valign="top">
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Season !! Name !! Team !! Goals
|-
| 19 || [[Clovis Charest]] || [[Alderwood Chiefs]] || 9
|-
| 18 || [[Martin Castagne]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 15
|-
| 17 || [[Martin Castagne]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 15
|-
| 16 || [[Joost van Leeuwen]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 14
|-
| 15 || [[Jan Fjällbratt]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 13
|-
| 14 || [[Igor Barger]] || [[North York FC]] || 15
|-
| 13 || [[Peep Kiilaspää]] || [[Las Vegas Diabolik]] || 11
|-
| 12 || [[Carsten Tømmerås]] || [[Saskatoon Spartans]] || 12
|-
| 11 || [[Darin Mullen]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 18
|-
| 10 || [[Neil Pemberton]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 22
|-
| 9 || [[Ed Cant]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 15
|-
| 8 || [[Ed Cant]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 17
|-
| 7 || [[Gustav Jonasson]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 17
|-
| 6 || [[Gustav Jonasson]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 16
|-
| 5 || --- || --- ||
|-
| 4 || [[Gavin Pheifer]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 20
|-
| 3 || [[Gavin Pheifer]] || [[Barrington Barons]] || 18
|-
| 2 || [[Clint Clayton]] || [[Quebec OC]] || 16
|-
| 1 || [[Keith Lowden]] || [[Edmonton Ballbreakers]] || 9
|}
</td>
</tr>
</table>

== Current Clubs ==

The following is a list of current (as of Canada's Season 21) clubs in Canada's top division, the All Canadian.

*[[Alderwood Chiefs]]
*[[Bilderberg Group FC]]
*[[Highlanders United]]
*[[Heart of the Annex]]
*[[PoCo Panthers]]
*[[Tytans]]
*[[PoCo Magpies]]
*[[Bastards AFC]]

== Former Clubs ==

The following is a partial list of former participants in the All Canadian

*[[Anfields Beach FC]]
*[[Barrington Barons]]
*[[Bays United]]
*[[Bilderberg Group FC]]
*[[Blizzard FC]]
*[[Calgary Haze]]
*[[Celtic Druids]]
*[[Comitox]]
*[[Departure Bay Rover]]
*[[Edmonton Vikings]]
*[[Fredericton United]]
*[[Halifax Huskies]]
*[[High Park FC]]
*[[Hillsdale Raiders]]
*[[Hummingbirds]]
*[[Lorindol FC]]
*[[Mounties United]]
*[[North York FC]]
*[[Olympians]]
*[[Raptors FC]]
*[[Royal Stonecutters Football Club]]
*[[Saskatoon Spartans]]
*[[Shoguns]]
*[[Steamrollers]]
*[[Valois]]
*[[Vernon United]]
*[[_Replicants]]
*[[Titans]]

[[category:Top Series]]
[[category:Canadian Series|1]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-14T21:49:45Z

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'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division ([[All Canadian]]), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

== History ==

'''Division V'''

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

User:Seafury

2008-03-14T21:48:14Z

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'''seafury''' is a manager from Canada. He manages [[Maniacal Heathens]] in Canada's division II.2

-omfg-

2008-03-14T21:46:51Z

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'''-omfg-''' is a user from Canada. He manages [[Bastards AFC]] in the All Canadian.

Bastards AFC

2008-03-14T21:45:21Z

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'''Bastards AFC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded 12-14-2003 by [[-omfg-|-omfg-]]. Currently in Canada's top division (All Canadian), the original team name was Fantastic Bastards FC.

History

Division V

-omfg- began the team upon suggestion of his freind [[seafury|seafury]] manager of Maniacal Heathens. Like the Heathens, the team began by training playmaking, which along with the move to a 3-5-2 formation helped the team finish 3rd in division V.93 despite taking over a last place club. The club's second regular season match under -omfg-'s tactical control resulted in a tie against division leaders Strathmore Strikers, a result bettered later in the season with a 3-0 victory, which ensured that Xaviernites would win the league just 1 point better than Strathmore.

Despite the players not being particularly skillful by the teams current standard, many of the Bastards players would begin to become local favourites, with the likes of Kim Tranbo, Brad Valadez and Denny Wilson being brought back to the club later on in their careers with the advent of the Hall of Fame feature, for obvious reasons. Bastards have one of the most populated Hall of Fame's in all of HT Canada, with many more original or past team members still on the team waiting to be inducted.

The second season would prove to be a turnaround in the team's fortune, as they managed to make it to round 3 of the Canada Cup with a huge win against at the time division III team Titans, another Alberta club. -omfg- deployed a largely midfield based strategy, even employing a passable skill playmaker as an offensive central defender, with normal match orders. This was a massive scalp for a division V team at the time, but the run would end in the next round as the team was easily dispatched by All Canadian team Calgary Haze FC.

The league would prove to be an exciting season. After another tie with Strathmore Strikers, a week 5 fixture against Xaviernites became one of the most celebrated Bastards games ever; with the game almost lost at 3-1, Bastards were able to score two goals in the 82 and 86th minute to tie the game before Bastards captain Arturo Gomez managed to score in the 90th minute, winning at the death of the game. These matches would help ensure enough points had been gained on their rivals and allowed -omfg- to finish 1st, after less than 2 seasons in charge.

'''Divison IV'''

The team had accumalated enough points to auto-promote into division IV, and was put into the particularly difficult IV.10

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]

Fantastic Bastards FC

2008-03-14T21:23:43Z

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#redirect [[Bastards AFC]]

Bastards AFC

2008-03-14T21:23:43Z

-omfg-: Fantastic Bastards FC moved to Bastards AFC

'''Fantastic Bastards FC''' is a [[Canada|Canadian]] club and was founded by [[Omfg-its-u|omfg-its-u]] in 2003.

[[Category:Canadian Clubs]]