Funny names

2007-01-26T03:43:29Z

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== Weird Names ==

'''I-Q'''
(5203016)

A weird name for a player!

== Long Names ==

'''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545) - 51 characters

At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

'''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters

Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.

'''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024) - 52 characters

Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.

'''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504) - 50 characters

'''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (50978151) - 50 characters

'''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109) - 49 characters

'''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (22948541) - 46 characters

'''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982) - 43 characters

'''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' (1235673) - 35 characters

Longest first name.

== Short Names ==

* '''Oh''' (28747795)
* '''Li''' (70120821)
* '''Co''' (72235698)
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired
* '''Ko''' (57585350)

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.

== Other funny names: ==

*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
*Alco Hol (89588778)
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Antal Annus (34180879)
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - Say his name in Spanish!!!
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
*Boubin (124487279)
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
*Constantin Hell (64768415)
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Small (11238080)
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
*Ding Dong (41917816)
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Flip Funk (47694445)
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*I-Q (5203016)
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
*Jean Jean (28997907)
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia to "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
*Jesús (90309422)
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*John Duff (34179311) - French for "yolk of egg"
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
*King Koch (44244610)
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*La La (45601760)
*Lance Lance (17866979)
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Chilean
*Li Li (6895133)
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
*Long Bearcock (90645253)
*Long Wang (45444058)
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
*Major Dumas (32083923)
*Manuel Dick (82149283)
*Mario Wanka (38861900)
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money"
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
*Riny (72237234)
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Sansón (81396266)
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*Shakes Minge (17539796)
*She He (27100093) - A shemale
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*Squid Day (128413558)
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil"
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
*Will Do (100307337)
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?

== See Also ==

[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br>
[[Celebrity players]]

[[category:Players]]

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