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Funny names

2007-06-06T13:54:13Z

193.190.253.149: /* Other funny names: */

== Weird Names ==

*'''I-Q'''(5203016)

=== Robotic +C34 Range ===

*'''Don Helmus+C34'''(6021333)
*'''Menno Helmus+C34'''(5541795)
*'''Boris Helmus+C34'''(6095814)
*'''Quincy Helmus+C34'''(6949575)
*'''Nick Helmus+C34'''(5400511)
*'''Raymond Helmus+C34'''(6957296)
*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)

== Long Names ==

* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
* '''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
* '''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
* '''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504) - 50 characters
* '''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (50978151) - 50 characters
* '''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109) - 49 characters
* '''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (22948541) - 46 characters
* '''Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47746666) - 45 characters
* '''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982) - 43 characters
* '''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

== Short Names ==

* '''Oh''' (28747795)
* '''Li''' (70120821)
* '''Co''' (72235698)
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired
* '''Ko''' (57585350)
* '''Pi''' (418236) Youth Squad Scout
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.

== Other funny names: ==

*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
*Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Gay in Spanish.
*Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
*Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Antal Annus (34180879)
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
*Beat Loser (31280573)
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
*Ben De Cock (91734537)
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
*Boubin (124487279)
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
*Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
*Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
*Cock Bony (36130050)
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
*Constantin Hell (64768415)
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
*Dick Burger (20242253)
*Dick Byrne (80948916)
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Frame (153304718)
*Dick Hamburger (13188138)
*Dick Small (11238080)
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
*Dick Toon (75438709)
*Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
*Ding Dong (41917816)
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Flip Funk (47694445)
*Fokke de Kok (99823092)
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
*Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
*Gerald Gay (44914292)
*German Bich (152919913)
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
*Guido De Cock (142522985)
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Harry Vagana (121447243)
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
*Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*I-Q (5203016)
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
*Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
*Irving Fuchs (148426669)
*Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
*Jean Jean (28997907)
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
*Jesús (90309422)
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*John St John (92847956)
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
*Kick Asser (110835628)
*Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
*King Koch (44244610)
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*La La (45601760)
*Lance Lance (17866979)
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)
*Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
*Li Li (6895133)
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
*Long Bearcock (90645253)
*Long Wang (45444058)
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
*Major Dumas (32083923)
*Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
*Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
*Manuel Dick (82149283)
*Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
*Mario Wanka (38861900)
*Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
*Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in croatian
*Max Risk (146108927)
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
*Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
*Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
*Priest Blocker (141761636)
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
*Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
*Riny (72237234)
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Sansón (81396266)
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*Shakes Minge (17539796)
*She He (27100093) - A shemale
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*Squid Day (128413558)
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
*Will Do (100307337)
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
*Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).

== See Also ==

[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br>
[[Celebrity players]]
[[category:Players]]

Belgium

2007-05-14T09:32:02Z

193.190.253.149: /* Belgian Staff */

{{Infobox Country |
full_local_name = België |
image_flag = 125px-Belgium flag large.png |
name_(english) = Belgium |
image_coat = 110px-Belgium coat small.png |
image_map = LocationBelgium.png |
zone = [[Western Europe]] |
link_to_map = http://maps.google.com/maps?q=belgium&spn=4.826461,13.192383&t=h&hl=en |
continent = [[Europe]] |
season = 18 |
number_of_teams = 51880 |
level_of_series = 9 |
number_of_regions = 11 |
top_serie_name = [[Eerste Klasse]] |
national_trainer = [[BC-Optimax]] |
u20_coach = [[Brujas]] |
currency = € (Euro) |
parity = |
htt_offset = |
cup_name = Belgium Cup |
footnotes = }}

==History==

België is one of the biggest countries in Hattrick. The first season, which was called season two (because there was an error in season one that caused the league to be created without any teams in it) started on the first of January 2002. This happened after [[Pelotas]], a user that formerly played in the [[USA]], had asked for a seperate league to be created for Belgium.

==Trophies==

===National team===
Belgium won the first EuroCup tournament but was never able to win a medal on any official World Cup.

But much is expected of Belgium when they (finally) will get to host a World Cup Tournament, hopefully this will happen soon.

===U20-team===
The U20-team has won two bronze medals. One under Jo framboos and one under Brujas

==Belgian Staff==

* [[User: TheEvilOne|CHPP-TheEvilOne]]
* GM-CableGuy
* GM-Casero
* GM-Chrysaetos
* GM-commissar
* GM-Herssens
* GM-HumptyDumpty
* GM-jochie
* GM-Lambertus
* GM-Obiwan
* GM-Ramout
* LA-Crionn
* [[LA-GioGo]]
* MOD-Ambi1
* MOD-Dark_Tiger
* MOD-Marcske
* [[MOD-Qodan]]
* Mod-Timmeke (former GM)

Former staff:
* [[rokavo|GM-Rokavo]]
* [[azqsw|GM-azqsw]]
* [[kulderzipke|GM-kulderzipke]]
* [[BC-optimax|MOD-optimax]]

== [[Eerste Klasse|League]] champions ==

<td valign="top">
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Team Name !! Times Won !! Season(s)
|-
|[[De inheemse struiktegels]] || 3 || 5, 10, 12
|-
|[[Nieuwmoer FC]] || 2 || 3, 6
|-
|[[FC Drummer]] || 2 || 4, 7
|-
|[[FC Geftbuzze]] || 2 || 9, 11
|-
|[[Larchuma Football Club]]|| 2 || 15, 16
|-
|Sporting Hainaut {{ref|ref-1}} || 1 || 2
|-
|[[Koninklijke Heusden-Zolder]] {{ref|ref-2}} || 1 || 8
|-
|[[Gratis Bier]]|| 1 || 13
|-
|[[SC Brussels United]]|| 1 || 14
|-
|}
</td>
</tr>
</table>

==[[Belgium Cup]] champions==

Season 1 no winner {{ref|ref-3}}

Season 2 '''FC Lubbeek {{ref|ref-4}}'''

Season 3 '''huuubs {{ref|ref-5}}'''

Season 4 '''[[Lokomotiv Veltem]]'''

Season 5 '''Malinois'''

Season 6 '''FC Drummer'''

Season 7 '''Koninklijke Heusden-Zolder {{ref|ref-2}}'''

Season 8 '''Poets and Madmen'''

Season 9 '''Berzerk Oostende'''

Season 10 '''Deuzeld Sport'''

Season 11 '''advoce1 {{ref|ref-6}}'''

Season 12 '''FC Zakscharters'''

Season 13 '''Xanderstars'''

Season 14 '''Deuzeld Sport'''

Season 15 '''FC Booozzze'''

Season 16 '''FC Soltermee'''

Season 17 '''Xanderstars'''

Season 18 '''homers'''

==Regions==

* [[Antwerpen]]
* [[Brabant Wallon]]
* [[Brussels]]
* [[Hainaut]]
* [[Liège]]
* [[Limburg (België)|Limburg]]
* [[Luxembourg (België)|Luxembourg]]
* [[Namur]]
* [[Oost-Vlaanderen]]
* [[Vlaams Brabant]]
* [[West-Vlaanderen]]

== Useful links ==

* [[BelRank]] - Statistics for all Belgian teams, including division IX.

== Footnotes ==

#{{note|ref-1}} Sporting Hainaut was a bot team.
#{{note|ref-2}} Koninklijke Heusden-Zolder is now known as Koninklijke Beringen Heusden-Zolder SK.
#{{note|ref-3}} There never was a season 1 in België.
#{{note|ref-4}} FC Lubbeek has already quit playing HT
#{{note|ref-5}} huuubs is now known as Asgniegoespult Draf.
#{{note|ref-6}} advoce1 has already quit playing HT.

{{WesternEuropeNav}}
[[category:Countries]][[Category:Western_Europe]]
[[category:België|*]]

Belgium

2007-05-14T09:31:20Z

193.190.253.149: /* Belgian Staff */

{{Infobox Country |
full_local_name = België |
image_flag = 125px-Belgium flag large.png |
name_(english) = Belgium |
image_coat = 110px-Belgium coat small.png |
image_map = LocationBelgium.png |
zone = [[Western Europe]] |
link_to_map = http://maps.google.com/maps?q=belgium&spn=4.826461,13.192383&t=h&hl=en |
continent = [[Europe]] |
season = 18 |
number_of_teams = 51880 |
level_of_series = 9 |
number_of_regions = 11 |
top_serie_name = [[Eerste Klasse]] |
national_trainer = [[BC-Optimax]] |
u20_coach = [[Brujas]] |
currency = € (Euro) |
parity = |
htt_offset = |
cup_name = Belgium Cup |
footnotes = }}

==History==

België is one of the biggest countries in Hattrick. The first season, which was called season two (because there was an error in season one that caused the league to be created without any teams in it) started on the first of January 2002. This happened after [[Pelotas]], a user that formerly played in the [[USA]], had asked for a seperate league to be created for Belgium.

==Trophies==

===National team===
Belgium won the first EuroCup tournament but was never able to win a medal on any official World Cup.

But much is expected of Belgium when they (finally) will get to host a World Cup Tournament, hopefully this will happen soon.

===U20-team===
The U20-team has won two bronze medals. One under Jo framboos and one under Brujas

==Belgian Staff==

* [[User: TheEvilOne|CHPP-TheEvilOne]]
* GM-CableGuy
* GM-Casero
* GM-Chrysaetos
* GM-commissar
* GM-Herssens
* GM-HumptyDumpty
* GM-jochie
* GM-Lambertus
* GM-Obiwan
* GM-Ramout
* LA-Crionn
* [[LA-GioGo]]
* MOD-Ambi1
* MOD-Dark_Tiger
* MOD-Marcske
* [[MOD-Qodan]]
* Mod-Timmeke (former GM)

Former staff:
* GM-Rokavo
* [[azqsw|GM-azqsw]]
* [[kulderzipke|GM-kulderzipke]]
* [[BC-optimax|MOD-optimax]]

== [[Eerste Klasse|League]] champions ==

<td valign="top">
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Team Name !! Times Won !! Season(s)
|-
|[[De inheemse struiktegels]] || 3 || 5, 10, 12
|-
|[[Nieuwmoer FC]] || 2 || 3, 6
|-
|[[FC Drummer]] || 2 || 4, 7
|-
|[[FC Geftbuzze]] || 2 || 9, 11
|-
|[[Larchuma Football Club]]|| 2 || 15, 16
|-
|Sporting Hainaut {{ref|ref-1}} || 1 || 2
|-
|[[Koninklijke Heusden-Zolder]] {{ref|ref-2}} || 1 || 8
|-
|[[Gratis Bier]]|| 1 || 13
|-
|[[SC Brussels United]]|| 1 || 14
|-
|}
</td>
</tr>
</table>

==[[Belgium Cup]] champions==

Season 1 no winner {{ref|ref-3}}

Season 2 '''FC Lubbeek {{ref|ref-4}}'''

Season 3 '''huuubs {{ref|ref-5}}'''

Season 4 '''[[Lokomotiv Veltem]]'''

Season 5 '''Malinois'''

Season 6 '''FC Drummer'''

Season 7 '''Koninklijke Heusden-Zolder {{ref|ref-2}}'''

Season 8 '''Poets and Madmen'''

Season 9 '''Berzerk Oostende'''

Season 10 '''Deuzeld Sport'''

Season 11 '''advoce1 {{ref|ref-6}}'''

Season 12 '''FC Zakscharters'''

Season 13 '''Xanderstars'''

Season 14 '''Deuzeld Sport'''

Season 15 '''FC Booozzze'''

Season 16 '''FC Soltermee'''

Season 17 '''Xanderstars'''

Season 18 '''homers'''

==Regions==

* [[Antwerpen]]
* [[Brabant Wallon]]
* [[Brussels]]
* [[Hainaut]]
* [[Liège]]
* [[Limburg (België)|Limburg]]
* [[Luxembourg (België)|Luxembourg]]
* [[Namur]]
* [[Oost-Vlaanderen]]
* [[Vlaams Brabant]]
* [[West-Vlaanderen]]

== Useful links ==

* [[BelRank]] - Statistics for all Belgian teams, including division IX.

== Footnotes ==

#{{note|ref-1}} Sporting Hainaut was a bot team.
#{{note|ref-2}} Koninklijke Heusden-Zolder is now known as Koninklijke Beringen Heusden-Zolder SK.
#{{note|ref-3}} There never was a season 1 in België.
#{{note|ref-4}} FC Lubbeek has already quit playing HT
#{{note|ref-5}} huuubs is now known as Asgniegoespult Draf.
#{{note|ref-6}} advoce1 has already quit playing HT.

{{WesternEuropeNav}}
[[category:Countries]][[Category:Western_Europe]]
[[category:België|*]]