Funny names

2006-12-10T11:02:39Z

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== Weird Names ==

'''I-Q'''
(5203016)

A weird name for a player!

== Long Names ==

'''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545)

At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

'''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237)

Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.

'''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024)

Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.

'''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504)

'''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109)

'''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982)

== Short Names ==

* '''Oh''' (28747795)
* '''Li''' (70120821)
* '''Co''' (72235698)
* '''Yi''' (8195188)
* '''Ko''' (57585350)

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.

== Other funny names: ==

*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
*Alco Hol (89588778)
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - member of team France and hopefully not their captain.
*Beat Marti (13038570) - in Romanian it means "Drunk on tuesdays"
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese means "NICE F**K"
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Bob (109567443) - Iraqi, appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Boe Boe (57984141)- dutch sounds of a cow
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Small (11238080)
*Dick Surgeon (15008633)
*Ding Dong (41917816)
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - in Romanian it means "I am a big fan of penises"
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - omar killer??
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - turkish for "strange wheat"
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - german for "I hate God"
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is....
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta in spanish means bitch
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*I-Q (5203016)
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
*Jean Jean (28997907)
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia to "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*John Duff (34179311) - French for yolk of egg
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
*King Koch (44244610)
*Koen Aben (32118434) - danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*La La (45601760)
*Li Li (6895133)
*Long Bearcock (90645253)
*Long Wang (45444058)
*Major Dumas (32083923)
*Manuel Dick (82149283)
*Mario Wanka (38861900)
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money"
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Palle Due (37810882) - italian for "two balls"
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - danish for "clean the broom"
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*She He (27100093) - A shemale
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*Squid Day (128413558)
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - dutch for "show the love"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - german for "goalhunter"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Will Do (100307337)
*Will Playfair (56205506)
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*Yvon Parr (109218491)should be a golfer not a soccer player
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"

== See Also ==

[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br>
[[Celebrity players]]

[[category:Players]]

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Funny names