Funny names

2007-08-09T21:19:45Z

85.196.168.196: /* Other funny names: */

== Weird Names ==

*'''I-Q'''(5203016)

=== Robotic +C34 Range ===

*'''Don Helmus+C34'''(6021333)
*'''Menno Helmus+C34'''(5541795)
*'''Boris Helmus+C34'''(6095814)
*'''Quincy Helmus+C34'''(6949575)
*'''Nick Helmus+C34'''(5400511)
*'''Raymond Helmus+C34'''(6957296)
*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)

== Long Names ==

* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
* '''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
* '''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
* '''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504) - 50 characters
* '''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (50978151) - 50 characters
* '''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109) - 49 characters
* '''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (22948541) - 46 characters
* '''Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47746666) - 45 characters
* '''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982) - 43 characters
* '''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

== Short Names ==

* '''Oh''' (28747795)
* '''Li''' (70120821)
* '''Co''' (72235698)
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired
* '''Ko''' (57585350)
* '''Pi''' (418236) Youth Squad Scout
* ''' ''' (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

== Other funny names: ==

*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
*Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
*Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
*Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Antal Annus (34180879)
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
*Beat Loser (31280573)
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
*Ben De Cock (91734537)
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
*Boubin (124487279)
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
*Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
*Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
*Cock Bony (36130050)
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
*Constantin Hell (64768415)
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
*Dick Burger (20242253)
*Dick Byrne (80948916)
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Frame (153304718)
*Dick Hamburger (13188138)
*Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
*Dick Small (11238080)
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
*Dick Toon (75438709)
*Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
*Ding Dong (41917816)
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Flip Funk (47694445)
*Fokke de Kok (99823092)
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
*Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
*Gerald Gay (44914292)
*German Bich (152919913)
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
*Guido De Cock (142522985)
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Harry Vagana (121447243)
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
*Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*I-Q (5203016)
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
*Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
*Irving Fuchs (148426669)
*Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
*Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
*Jean Jean (28997907)
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
*Jesús (90309422)
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*John St John (92847956)
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
*Kick Asser (110835628)
*Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
*King Koch (44244610)
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*La La (45601760)
*Lance Lance (17866979)
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)
*Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
*Li Li (6895133)
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
*Long Bearcock (90645253)
*Long Wang (45444058)
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
*Major Dumas (32083923)
*Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
*Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
*Manuel Dick (82149283)
*Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
*Mario Wanka (38861900)
*Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
*Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in croatian
*Max Risk (146108927)
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
*Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
*Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
*Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
*Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish and Norwegian slang for a pervert person.
*Priest Blocker (141761636)
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
*Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
*Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
*Riny (72237234)
*Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Sansón (81396266)
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*Shakes Minge (17539796)
*She He (27100093) - A shemale
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*Squid Day (128413558)
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
*Will Do (164098185)
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
*Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
*Chau Keng Chao (161076907)- "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.

== See Also ==

[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br>
[[Celebrity players]]
[[category:Players]]

Youth Scout Comments

2007-03-29T09:18:47Z

85.196.168.196:

This page obviously needs more work, but here's a start (copy from Global thread):

If you submit more, please state what the scout was looking for.

If you have comments in other languages post them too.

''"I have found what seems to be a great prospect for you. He is 15 years old and is called Fabrice Smeets.''

''Zeroing in on his Scoring skills, this boy could very well be a talented talent.''

''Do we sign him, boss?"''''
----
''"Anyway, Oliver Hirschbeck is 15 years old and from what I have seen of him I must say I am impressed.''

''I would say as an allrounder, he's poor.''

''Can I offer him a place at the academy?"''
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''"I have found what seems to be a great prospect for you. He is 16 years old and is called Piet Veldscholten.''

''Right now I would say his Playmaking capabilities are around the poor level."''
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''"Right, this week's candidate is 15 years of age and is called xxxxx xxxxxx''

''In my opinion, this player is a hopeless player when it comes to Defending. Without any further training, this player will remain with passable Winger."''
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''"I think I have found a skilled youngster for you. His name is Nate Christian and he is 15 years old.''

''Right now I would say his Winger capabilities are around the poor level.''

''Can I offer him a place at the academy?"''
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''"Anyway, Jamie Lavoie is 16 years old and from what I have seen of him I must say I am impressed.''

''"In my opinion, this player is a hopeful player when it comes to Playmaking. Without any further training, this player will remain with disastrous Scoring. His overall abilities right now are poor, in my opinion. Given the chance to improve his Playmaking skills, this guy might well reach inadequate in that department.''

''"Can I offer him a place at the academy?"''
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''Right, this week's candidate is 15 years of age and is called Armando Hellendoorn.''

''This player has weak Defending at this point in his career.''

''Can I offer him a place at the academy?''
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''I might have a good talent for you. He is 16 years old and his name is Trond Ravn.''

''With his average skills at weak it might happen that this player can be something for us. To focus on his passing abilities, it might be so that this boy is talented. This player is wretched when it comes to wing skills at this point in his career.''

''Can i offer him a place in the youthteam?''
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''I think I have found a skilled youngster for you.

''If we look at his Keeper skills, I would rate him as a prodigious young player. This player has passable Keeper at this point in his career. With his poor overall skills, this might be the player for us. Given the chance to improve his Keeper skills, this guy might well reach solid in that department.''
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''Anyway, Phil Eagles is 15 years old and from what I have seen of him I must say I am impressed.''

''If we look at his Winger skills, I would rate him as a hot prospect young player. This player has inadequate Winger at this point in his career.''

''Can I offer him a place at the academy?''
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''Hi boss!''

''I wanted to let you know about 15 year old Taro Morita. I've been watching him and I'm impressed. He is very talented. His overall skill is poor, and without any further training his playmaking will be inadequate.''

''Can he have a place on the youth team?''
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''I have found what seems to be a great prospect for you. He is 15 years old and is called Thomas Hardison.''

''If he develops well, I would say this chap can emerge with passable Playmaking before joining the senior squad. If we look at his Scoring skills, I would rate him as a talented young player. With his inadequate overall skills, this might be the player for us. Right now I would say his Playmaking capabilities are around the poor level.''

''Can I offer him a place at the academy?''

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''I have found what seems to be a great prospect for you. He is 15 years old and is called Cory Tipton.''

''Without any further training, this player will remain with wretched Passing. Coach this player right and you will get weak Winger before you know it! ''

''What do you say? Should we give him a chance?''

FYI He was a 1* winger in my youth match today.

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''I have found what seems to be a great prospect for you. He is 16 years old and is called Dimitar Karadimov.''

''If we look at his Playmaking skills, I would rate him as a hopeful young player.''

''What do you say? Should we give him a chance?''

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