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Achievements

2007-09-06T12:40:06Z

89.136.26.18: /* Achievement Classifications (806/1260) */

Achievements is a feature introduced on 27/11/2006. The following announcement was made:

Next season will also see the start of a totally new alternative career feature: Achievements.

Unfortunately, the bitter truth is that not everyone can win the cup or the top league in Hattrick, so we think it’s important that there is a possibility to focus on an alternative career. Alternative careers (the more, the merrier!) give the game depth and give everyone a better gaming experience. Some people focus on being the best forward trainer, some focus on collecting flags and other focus on being an active member of the community for example. Now we add yet another career possibility: achievements.

Shortly put, this feature means you’ll get points for different things you’ve achieved in the game. Winning your league or advancing some rounds in the cup, for example, will give you some points, as will receiving a certain amount of stars in a match. Moreover you will also receive points for other things in the game like founding a federation, buying/selling a player, writing a conference post, climbing up the rankings and becoming a National coach. Most achievements will be known, but there will also be some hidden achievements to seek for.

Your achievements will be visible from your menu and your user page. Both the points you’ve achieved and the maximum points you can achieve will be shown.

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=== Team Achievements (340 pts) ===

# Pulled a [[youth|youth player]] (10 pts)
# Sold player (10 pts)
# Bought player (10 pts)
# Sold a [[youth|youth player]] (You need to rebuy one of your youths and sell him again) (10 pts)
# Rebought a [[youth|youth player]] (10 pts)
# Player's skill increased (Stamina, form and experience are not included) (10 pts)
# Squad total TSI reached [TSI] (5-50 pts)
#* 1.200.000+ = 50 pts
#* 600.000+ = 30 pts
#* 300.000+ = 20 pts
#* 160.000+ = 15 pts
#* 80.000+ = 10 pts
#* 30.000+ = 5 pts
# Cash is king (5-35pts)
#* 10.000.000+ € = 35 pts
#* 5.000.000+ € = 25 pts
#* 2.000.000+ € = 15 pts
#* 500.000+ € = 5 pts
# Fan club size reached X (5-30 pts)
#* 3000+ = 30 pts
#* 2000+ = 15 pts
#* 1000+ = 5 pts
# Team was ranked X (5-100 pts)
#* 1 = 100 pts
#* 2-50 = 50 pts
#* 51-100 = 45 pts
#* 101-500 = 40 pts
#* 501-1000 = 35 pts
#* 1001-2000 = 30 pts
#* 2001-3000 = 25 pts
#* 3001-5000 = 20 pts
#* 5001-10000 = 15 pts
#* 10001-15000 = 10 pts
#* 15001-25000 = 5 pts
# Advanced from round X in the Cup (10-65 pts)
#* 14 = 65 pts
#* 13 = 45 pts
#* 10 = 35 pts
#* 7 = 20 pts
#* 3 = 10 pts

=== Match Achievements (256 pts) ===
(Recalculated once a week, between the Friday and Saturday updates.)

# [[Youthful lineup]] (35 pts)
# [[Home-grown lineup]] (25 pts)
# [[Academy lineup]] (35 pts)
# [[Veteran lineup]] (35 pts)
# Played first international [[Friendly|friendly match]] (10 pts)
# Team reached X stars in a match (5-60 pts)
#* 100+ = 60pts
#* 90+ = 50pts
#* 80+ = 35pts
#* 70+ = 30pts
#* 60+ = 25pts
#* 50+ = 20pts
#* 40+ = 15pts
#* 30+ = 10pts
#* 20+ = 5pts
# Team reached an average match rating of X (4-56+ pts)
#* 17 = 56pts
#* 16 = 50pts
#* 15 = 44pts
#* 14 = 39pts
#* 13 = 34pts
#* 12 = 29pts
#* 11 = 25pts
#* 10 = 21pts
#* 9 = 17pts
#* 8 = 14pts
#* 7 = 11pts
#* 6 = 8pts
#* 5 = 6pts
#* 4 = 4pts

=== Manager Achievements (135 pts) ===

# Elected coach of [[national team]] (50pts)
# Elected coach of [[U20]] team (35pts)
# Wrote a [[conference]] post (10 pts)
# Wrote a [[press announcement]] (10 pts)
# Founded [[federation]], received X members
#* 500+ = 30pts
#* 100+ = 20pts
#* 50+ = 15pts
#* 10+ = 10pts
#* 5+ = 5pts

=== [[Special Awards]] (75 pts) ===

# Nice squad (All players [[Personality#Agreeability|popular]]) (15 pts)
# Dishonest Squad (All players [[Personality#Honesty|dishonest]] or [[Personality#Honesty|infamous]]) (15 pts)
# Nasty squad (All players [[Personality#Agreeability|nasty]]) (15 pts)
# Honest Squad (All players [[Personality#Honesty|Righteous]] ) (15 pts)
# Team has 0 expenses (15 pts)

=== Samples of hard to get achievements ===

# Founded federation, received 500+ members - Team Id: 507289, ?, ? (3 teams)
# Honest Squad - Team Id: 281433 (4 teams)
# Team reached an average match rating of 17 - Team Id: 21649 (2 teams, MatchID 103226363, team is bankrupt)
# Nasty Squad - Team Id: 570903, 281433 (12 teams)
# Dishonest Squad - Team Id: 281433 (10 teams)
# Nice squad - Team Id: 195034, 570903 (15 teams)
# Team reached 100+ stars in a match - Team Id: 44282 (13 teams)
# Advanced from round 14 in the Cup - Team Id: 86834, 41352 (41 teams)
# Advanced from round 13 in the Cup - Team Id: 17409, 102638, 41352, 42816, 207871 (62 teams)
# Academy lineup - Team Id: 281433,407011,32183 (200 teams)
# Elected coach of national team - Team Id: 241080 (118 teams)
# Elected coach of national U20 team - Team Id: 123314 (122 teams)
# Team was ranked 1 - Team Id: 29279, 32183 (405 teams)
# Veteran lineup - Team Id: 281433, 28791, 161180, 1302323, 1226332, 746632, 32183, 224397, 55066 (1064 teams)
# Youthful lineup - Team Id: 281433, 28791, 161180, 169744, 1302323, 746632, 32183, 876110 (2568 teams)

=== Known non-achievements ===

# Writing a guestbook comment
# Starting to support a team
# Sending a PM
# Starting a federation(you need to get at least 5 member within a week to get this)
# Joining a federation
# Hiring/Firing specialists
# Changing training
# Changing training intensity
# Changing coach
# Expanding Stadium
# Firing a player
# Getting support from another player
# Getting Mother Club money
# Buying another teams youth pull (i.e. no "bought youth player")
# Getting a new flag. (though international friendlies give points)
# Recruiting a coach
# Putting player in hall of fame
# Having a player pop in stamina skill.
# Having a player pop in experience skill.
# Changing your team kit.
# Increasing investment in your youth squad.
# Registering your mobile.
# Buying credits
# Posting an ad.
# Renew Supportership
# Edit press announcement
# Fiery line-up(matchid:110779712 (both teams))
# Buying your own youth player from yourself on the transfer market
# Becoming a GM or LA or MOD
# Playing matches, where all the players on the ground have the same nationality
# Having a top scorer in your team.
# Making a homepage for your team
# Hosting a National Team or U-20 match.
# Playing Hattrick for x years.
# Founding youth team
# Becoming champions in your league
# Winning the National Cup
# Winning Hattrick Masters
# Write a notice for the youth team
# Going a season unbeaten in your league
# Winning all league games in a season
# Getting a full flag collection
# Playing matches, where all the players on the ground have a speciality
# Promoting players from youth academy
# Getting a NT player or a U20 player in the team squad
# Reaching divine skill in counter attacking
# Tranquil Team
# Fiery Team
# Player scores a hattrick

== HT's on achievements ==

{{forum_message|
| from = HT-Thomas
| to = Seregon
| msgid = 7440494.93
| prevmsgid = 7440494.68
| datetime = 2006-11-28, at 13:11
| keywords = (achievements)
| text =
''Comparing this to the other extralives game where there are a system similar to achievements, you get 10 points for the easy ones, and then 15, 20 or 30 points for the somewhat rarer ones. I would assume that it's the same here.''
----

True.
}}

{{forum_message|
| from = HT-Thomas
| to = chico_latino
| msgid = 7440494.169
| prevmsgid = 7440494.158
| datetime = 28/11/2006 at 18.13
| keywords = (achievements)
| text =
Achivements is clearly not for everyone, just like collecting flags. It does however provide something fun for some and nothing to someone else.

We had to take a decision about past achievements and we chose this approach for simplicity, time and performance reasons. There would have been billions of rows of data to go through just to get all this. There are some harder/rare achievements that will be awarded retroactive though.

It's the same for everyone even though it might feel bad for those been long in the game. But, Maybe it's time chasing those achievements again? Maybe this will give you and others some fire in the butt to go longer in the Cup than before or even win it? :)

There are many achivements loaded in the game, easy (those you've already seen) and more rare and much harder ones. Give it some time as I'm sure many will see some fun in this thing sooner or later.
}}

{{forum_message|
| from = HT-Thomas
| to = Gizmo967
| msgid = 7440494.171
| prevmsgid = 7440494.170
| datetime = 28/11/2006 at 18.20
| keywords = (achievements)
| text =
''We had to take a decision about past achievements and we chose this approach for simplicity, time and performance reasons. There would have been billions of rows of data to go through just to get all this. There are some harder/rare achievements that will be awarded retroactive though.''
----
''Does this mean that I will get NT coach points soon?''
----

If so you'll see an achievement some time in the future.
}}

{{forum_message|
| from = HT-Thomas
| to = ElPiase
| msgid = 7440494.457
| prevmsgid = 7440494.455
| datetime = 01/12/2006 at 10:39
| keywords = (achievements)
| text =
''Meaning that if you manage to go up a level in the achievement you get an increase in the points for that specific achievement. Anything else would be totally pointtless. Making less stars, a poorer achievement, should not give any points.''
----
''Please, can you confirm this? :)''
----
Confirmed.
}}

== Top 10 Achievers ==

{|
| '''#''' || '''Team''' || '''Points'''
|----
| 1 || [[Kawasaki Tigers]] || 561
|----
| 2 || [[NK Gradjanski]] || 479
|----
| 3 || [[Big Time Loosers]] || 464
|----
| 4 || [[Neonic FC]] || 460
|----
| 4 || [[Saints Regia]] || 460
|----
| 6 || [[FC Daugmale]] || 459
|----
| 7 || [[FK Pirates]] || 456
|----
| 8 || [[AC Ziky team]] || 454
|----
| 9 || [[garristop]] || 444
|----
| 10 || [[Kastelin]] || 441
|}

== Federations ==
* [[Achievement & Flagchasers Friendly Federation]] (AFFF) ''(AllianceID: 61597) ([[English]])
* Achievement/Mijlpaal federatie (AcMi) ''(AllianceID: 49780)'' ([[Nederland|Dutch]], [[English]])
* [[Achievement Seeker Federation]] (ASF) ''(AllianceID: 49847)'' ([[English]])
* Mijlpaal Maniakken (M/M) ''(AllianceID: 49918)'' ([[Nederland|Dutch]])
* Federación de Cazarecompensas (CazaLogros) ''(AllianceID: 49929)'' ([[España|Spanish]])
* [[Wapenfeit / Mijlpaal Federatie]] (WAM Fed) ''(AllianceID: 50029)'' ([[Nederland|Dutch]])
* Osiągnięcia w HT (O H T) ''(AllianceID: 50199)'' ([[Poland|Polish]])
* Achievement Chasers (AC) ''(AllianceID: 50262)'' ([[English]])
* -- *Welt der Errungenschaften* -- (WdE) ''(AllianceID: 50432)'' ([[Deutschland|German]])
* [[Danske bedrift jægere]] (Point) ''(AllianceID: 50512)'' ([[Danmark|Danish]])
* Football Managers Paradise (F.M.P.) ''(AllianceID:50565)'' ([[English]])
* Presterarna (PREST) ''(AllianceID: 50619)'' ([[Sverige|Swedish]])
* Fédération Francophone de chasseurs de Réussite (FFCR) ''(AllianceID: 50626)'' ([[France|French]])
* MijlPaal/MileStone Fed. (RMPF) ''(AllianceID: 50712)'' ([[Nederland|Dutch]], [[English]])
* Achievements! (achi-test) ''(AllianceID: 51050)'' ([[Italy|Italian]])
* Federazione W gli Achievements (F.W.A.) ''(AllianceID: 51603)''([[Italy|Italian]])
* Saavutustenmetsästäjät (SaMe) ''(AllianceID: 51159)'' ([[Suomi|Finnish]])
* The A Team (A Team) ''(AllianceID:51342)'' ([[Any Language]])
* Slovenski Lovci Na Dosežke (SLND) ''(AllianceID: 51728)'' ([[Slovenia|Slovenian]])
* Federazione Italiana Riconoscimenti (FIRICO) ''(AllianceID: 63829)'' ([[Italy|Italian]])
* The Hattrick Supermarket (THSM) ''(AllianceID: 52044)'' ([[English]])
* [[Achievements Seekers Society]] (ASSFED) ''(AllianceID: 52270)'' ([[English]])
* Hattrick Achievements Federation (HatAchFed) ''(AllianceID:52773)'' ([[Any Language]])
* Ga Voor die Mijlpaal! (GVDM) ''(AllianceID: 53381)'' ([[Nederland|Dutch]])
* Romanian Achievements Seekers Federation (RAF) ''(AllianceID: 54983)'' ([[Romania|Romanian]], [[English]])
* Federace nejúspěšnějších (Úspěch!) '' (AllianceID: 55613) '' ([[Česká republika|Czech]], [[Slovensko|Slovak]])
* 121 Achievement Federation (121)''(AllianceID: 55721) '' ([[Nederland|Dutch]], [[English]])
* Dostignuce (15p01) '' (AllianceID: 57544) '' ([[Any Language]])
* Bedrift optimering (Bedrift) '' (AllianceID: 62269)'' ([[Danmark|Danish]])
[[Category: Game Concepts]]

Funny names

2007-08-06T22:13:18Z

89.136.26.18: /* Long Names */

== Weird Names ==

*'''I-Q'''(5203016)

=== Robotic +C34 Range ===

*'''Don Helmus+C34'''(6021333)
*'''Menno Helmus+C34'''(5541795)
*'''Boris Helmus+C34'''(6095814)
*'''Quincy Helmus+C34'''(6949575)
*'''Nick Helmus+C34'''(5400511)
*'''Raymond Helmus+C34'''(6957296)
*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)

== Long Names ==

* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
* '''Carl Richard Freiherr Lupes Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
* '''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
* '''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504) - 50 characters
* '''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (50978151) - 50 characters
* '''Friedrich Wilhelm
Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109) - 49 characters
* '''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (22948541) - 46 characters
* '''Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47746666) - 45 characters
* '''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982) - 43 characters
* '''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

== Short Names ==

* '''Oh''' (28747795)
* '''Li''' (70120821)
* '''Co''' (72235698)
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired
* '''Ko''' (57585350)
* '''Pi''' (418236) Youth Squad Scout
* ''' ''' (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

== Other funny names: ==

*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
*Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
*Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
*Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Antal Annus (34180879)
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
*Beat Loser (31280573)
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
*Ben De Cock (91734537)
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
*Boubin (124487279)
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
*Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
*Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
*Cock Bony (36130050)
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
*Constantin Hell (64768415)
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
*Dick Burger (20242253)
*Dick Byrne (80948916)
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Frame (153304718)
*Dick Hamburger (13188138)
*Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
*Dick Small (11238080)
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
*Dick Toon (75438709)
*Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
*Ding Dong (41917816)
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Flip Funk (47694445)
*Fokke de Kok (99823092)
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
*Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
*Gerald Gay (44914292)
*German Bich (152919913)
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
*Guido De Cock (142522985)
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Harry Vagana (121447243)
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
*Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*I-Q (5203016)
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
*Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
*Irving Fuchs (148426669)
*Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
*Jean Jean (28997907)
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
*Jesús (90309422)
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*John St John (92847956)
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
*Kick Asser (110835628)
*Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
*King Koch (44244610)
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*La La (45601760)
*Lance Lance (17866979)
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)
*Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
*Li Li (6895133)
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
*Long Bearcock (90645253)
*Long Wang (45444058)
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
*Major Dumas (32083923)
*Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
*Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
*Manuel Dick (82149283)
*Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
*Mario Wanka (38861900)
*Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
*Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in croatian
*Max Risk (146108927)
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
*Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
*Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
*Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
*Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish and Norwegian slang for a pervert person.
*Priest Blocker (141761636)
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
*Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
*Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
*Riny (72237234)
*Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Sansón (81396266)
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*Shakes Minge (17539796)
*She He (27100093) - A shemale
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*Squid Day (128413558)
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
*Will Do (100307337)
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
*Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
*Chau Keng Chao (161076907)- "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.

== See Also ==

[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br>
[[Celebrity players]]
[[category:Players]]

Funny names

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== Weird Names ==

*'''I-Q'''(5203016)

=== Robotic +C34 Range ===

*'''Don Helmus+C34'''(6021333)
*'''Menno Helmus+C34'''(5541795)
*'''Boris Helmus+C34'''(6095814)
*'''Quincy Helmus+C34'''(6949575)
*'''Nick Helmus+C34'''(5400511)
*'''Raymond Helmus+C34'''(6957296)
*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)

== Long Names ==

* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
* '''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
* '''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
* '''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504) - 50 characters
* '''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (50978151) - 50 characters
* '''Friedrich Wilhelm
Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109) - 49 characters
* '''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (22948541) - 46 characters
* '''Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47746666) - 45 characters
* '''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982) - 43 characters
* '''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

== Short Names ==

* '''Oh''' (28747795)
* '''Li''' (70120821)
* '''Co''' (72235698)
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired
* '''Ko''' (57585350)
* '''Pi''' (418236) Youth Squad Scout
* ''' ''' (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

== Other funny names: ==

*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
*Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
*Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
*Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Antal Annus (34180879)
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
*Beat Loser (31280573)
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
*Ben De Cock (91734537)
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
*Boubin (124487279)
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
*Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
*Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
*Cock Bony (36130050)
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
*Constantin Hell (64768415)
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
*Dick Burger (20242253)
*Dick Byrne (80948916)
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Frame (153304718)
*Dick Hamburger (13188138)
*Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
*Dick Small (11238080)
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
*Dick Toon (75438709)
*Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
*Ding Dong (41917816)
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Flip Funk (47694445)
*Fokke de Kok (99823092)
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
*Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
*Gerald Gay (44914292)
*German Bich (152919913)
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
*Guido De Cock (142522985)
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Harry Vagana (121447243)
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
*Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*I-Q (5203016)
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
*Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
*Irving Fuchs (148426669)
*Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
*Jean Jean (28997907)
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
*Jesús (90309422)
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*John St John (92847956)
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
*Kick Asser (110835628)
*Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
*King Koch (44244610)
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*La La (45601760)
*Lance Lance (17866979)
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)
*Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
*Li Li (6895133)
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
*Long Bearcock (90645253)
*Long Wang (45444058)
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
*Major Dumas (32083923)
*Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
*Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
*Manuel Dick (82149283)
*Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
*Mario Wanka (38861900)
*Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
*Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in croatian
*Max Risk (146108927)
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
*Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
*Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
*Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
*Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish and Norwegian slang for a pervert person.
*Priest Blocker (141761636)
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
*Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
*Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
*Riny (72237234)
*Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Sansón (81396266)
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*Shakes Minge (17539796)
*She He (27100093) - A shemale
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*Squid Day (128413558)
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
*Will Do (100307337)
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
*Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
*Chau Keng Chao (161076907)- "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.

== See Also ==

[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br>
[[Celebrity players]]
[[category:Players]]