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De Fantastiska Fyra

2008-03-31T18:59:17Z

Artie: /* Team Of The Season */

'''De Fantastiska Fyra''' is a [[Youth Academy|Youth League]]. The managers aspire for a federation of their own, but as in all great groups (Fantastic 4, I En Annan Del Av Köping) DFF has four members, which is too few for a federation.

==Members==
*[[User:Attif|attif]] (Larz Laddar/Larz Lusar)
*[[User:Artie|artie]] (Robmasters/Robusters)
*[[User:Big T|big_T]] (Lokomotiv Skogen Football Club/Lokomotiv Skogen Football Club Youth)
*[[User:Mallot|mallot]] (Mallgrodornas BK/Grodynglens BK)

==Youth League==

===Historical Standings===
<table border=1 width=100%>
<tr><td></td><td colspan=8>Home</td><td colspan=8>Away</td><td colspan=8>Total</td>
<tr><th>TEAM</th><th>GP</th><th>W</th><th>D</th><th>T</th><th>GF</th><th>GA</th><th>DIFF</th><th>PTS</th>
<th>GP</th><th>W</th><th>D</th><th>T</th><th>GF</th><th>GA</th><th>DIFF</th><th>PTS</th>
<th>GP</th><th>W</th><th>D</th><th>T</th><th>GF</th><th>GA</th><th>DIFF</th><th>PTS</th></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth</td>
<td>25</td><td>13</td><td>9</td><td>3</td><td>60</td><td>49</td><td>11</td><td>42</td>
<td>24</td><td>15</td><td>6</td><td>3</td><td>65</td><td>38</td><td>27</td><td>48</td>
<td>49</td><td>28</td><td>15</td><td>6</td><td>125</td><td>87</td><td>38</td><td>90</td></tr>
<tr><td>Robusters</td>
<td>24</td><td>9</td><td>10</td><td>5</td><td>49</td><td>60</td><td>-11</td><td>32</td>
<td>25</td><td>11</td><td>10</td><td>4</td><td>57</td><td>48</td><td>9</td><td>37</td>
<td>49</td><td>20</td><td>20</td><td>9</td><td>107</td><td>108</td><td>-1</td><td>69</td></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Grodynglens BK</td>
<td>24</td><td>11</td><td>13</td><td>0</td><td>52</td><td>69</td><td>-17</td><td>33</td>
<td>25</td><td>10</td><td>12</td><td>3</td><td>58</td><td>64</td><td>-6</td><td>33</td>
<td>49</td><td>21</td><td>25</td><td>3</td><td>110</td><td>134</td><td>-24</td><td>66</td></tr>
<tr><td>Larz Laddar</td>
<td>25</td><td>7</td><td>12</td><td>6</td><td>34</td><td>45</td><td>-11</td><td>27</td>
<td>24</td><td>8</td><td>12</td><td>4</td><td>43</td><td>45</td><td>-2</td><td>28</td>
<td>49</td><td>15</td><td>24</td><td>10</td><td>77</td><td>90</td><td>-13</td><td>55</td></tr></table>

===Previous Winners===
<table width=100% border=1><tr><th width=20%>Season</th><th widht=40%>Winner</th><th width=40%>Runner Up</th></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Season 1:</td><td>Larz Lusar ([[User:Attif|attif]])</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td></tr>
<tr><td>Season 2:</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td><td>Larz Lusar ([[User:Attif|attif]])</td></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Season 3:</td><td>Grodynglens BK ([[User:Mallot|mallot]])</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td></tr>
<tr><td>Season 4:</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Season 5:</td><td>Grodynglens BK ([[User:Mallot|mallot]])</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td></tr>
<tr><td>Season 6:</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Season 7:</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td></tr>
<tr><td>Season 8:</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td><td>Grodynglens BK ([[User:Mallot|mallot]])</td></tr>
</table>

==Team Of The Season==
*Season 34: Larz Laddar ([[User:Attif|attif]])
*Season 33: Lokomotiv Skogen Football Club ([[User:Big T|big_T]])
*Season 32: Robmasters ([[User:Artie|artie]])
*Season 31: Robmasters ([[User:Artie|artie]])
*Season 30: Robmasters ([[User:Artie|artie]])

(The distinctions from season 30-32 has been awarded to Robmasters retroactively since it is the only team who has claimed them.)

==Events==
This far, three official DFF events have taken place. The list will probably be longer very soon.

===Helsinki Risteily===
During the fall 2007, it was decided that DFF should participate on a cruise to Helsinki. [[User:Big T|big_T]] was defending champion in the youth league and had authority to select artie as chairman of the cruise committe.

===New Year's Eve===
A big occasion. The party was in the big_T/Mallot-home. Other people that wanted to celebrate the new year with DFF was [[User:Peedyweedy|peedyweedy]] and Kjelle (Non-HT-player). At a short time a securitas-guard named Johan was at the party.

===February 26===
Attif's/Larz's birthday on 26 Febraury 1984 gave DFF another reason to get together, drunk and severely unhealthy about 24 years later. Thanks to the generosity shown by the three non-birthday-boys towards the birthday-boy there was a lot of drinking and other less sophisticated forms of celebrations. Joining in on a grander party involving the majority of Larz's neighbours, the amazing quartet soon found themselves the centre of attention.

[[Category:Youth Academy|De fantastiska fyra]]

User:Attif

2008-03-29T15:08:32Z

Artie:

{{title|attif}}

'''Attif''' is the conservative manager of [[Hattrick]] team Larz Laddar. Apart from his nemesis and (also) mentally questionable co-owner, Larz, Attif tries his best to burn out all potential joy in anything. Having a rather blurred past and uncertain future, Attif usually appears as a somewhat unenviable character with whom no one has ever wished company or any kind of physical or verbal interaction. Although each other’s very opposites, the two owners do share some distinguished, if not very honourable, characteristics. Extreme perversion when it comes to sex, food and life, is probably the foremost and best documented feature that connects the antagonists. Other qualities that separate the duo from the rest of the known and the, hopefully, unknown world are the tendencies to humiliate themselves and, more intently, one another. Abilities, however, that exemplifies Attif, and no one but, would be raw jealousy when it comes to any form of success signed to the world in general and Larz in specific. Larz’s humongous male sex organ (slightly less known as [[The Chinese Wall]], [[Julius Caesar]] and [[God’s inspiration to the giraffe’s neck]]) is often the object of Attif’s violent outbursts that normally last a few days, after which follows a period of solitary absence, catatonic behavior and deep, grave-like hibernation.

'''Preferences'''

Attif is not tolerant, but rather "assassive", when it comes to social activities such as coming across the evidence of the existence of another being. Therefore, he strives for the ultimate point of no reference, or as Larz once put it: “A place to die”. This comment, however correct it might have been at the time (9:14 a.m.), strongly urged Attif to never die but to find a place deader than death. Being constantly interrupted by the doings of Larz, Attif has yet to advance in the search of a final resort.

[[Category:Swedish Users|attif]]

De Fantastiska Fyra

2008-03-29T15:02:53Z

Artie: /* Events */

'''De Fantastiska Fyra''' is a [[Youth Academy|Youth League]]. The managers aspire for a federation of their own, but as in all great groups (Fantastic 4, I En Annan Del Av Köping) DFF has four members, which is too few for a federation.

==Members==
*[[User:Attif|attif]] (Larz Laddar/Larz Lusar)
*[[User:Artie|artie]] (Robmasters/Robusters)
*[[User:Big T|big_T]] (Lokomotiv Skogen Football Club/Lokomotiv Skogen Football Club Youth)
*[[User:Mallot|mallot]] (Mallgrodornas BK/Grodynglens BK)

==Youth League==

===Historical Standings===
<table border=1 width=100%>
<tr><td></td><td colspan=8>Home</td><td colspan=8>Away</td><td colspan=8>Total</td>
<tr><th>TEAM</th><th>GP</th><th>W</th><th>D</th><th>T</th><th>GF</th><th>GA</th><th>DIFF</th><th>PTS</th>
<th>GP</th><th>W</th><th>D</th><th>T</th><th>GF</th><th>GA</th><th>DIFF</th><th>PTS</th>
<th>GP</th><th>W</th><th>D</th><th>T</th><th>GF</th><th>GA</th><th>DIFF</th><th>PTS</th></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth</td>
<td>25</td><td>13</td><td>9</td><td>3</td><td>60</td><td>49</td><td>11</td><td>42</td>
<td>24</td><td>15</td><td>6</td><td>3</td><td>65</td><td>38</td><td>27</td><td>48</td>
<td>49</td><td>28</td><td>15</td><td>6</td><td>125</td><td>87</td><td>38</td><td>90</td></tr>
<tr><td>Robusters</td>
<td>24</td><td>9</td><td>10</td><td>5</td><td>49</td><td>60</td><td>-11</td><td>32</td>
<td>25</td><td>11</td><td>10</td><td>4</td><td>57</td><td>48</td><td>9</td><td>37</td>
<td>49</td><td>20</td><td>20</td><td>9</td><td>107</td><td>108</td><td>-1</td><td>69</td></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Grodynglens BK</td>
<td>24</td><td>11</td><td>13</td><td>0</td><td>52</td><td>69</td><td>-17</td><td>33</td>
<td>25</td><td>10</td><td>12</td><td>3</td><td>58</td><td>64</td><td>-6</td><td>33</td>
<td>49</td><td>21</td><td>25</td><td>3</td><td>110</td><td>134</td><td>-24</td><td>66</td></tr>
<tr><td>Larz Laddar</td>
<td>25</td><td>7</td><td>12</td><td>6</td><td>34</td><td>45</td><td>-11</td><td>27</td>
<td>24</td><td>8</td><td>12</td><td>4</td><td>43</td><td>45</td><td>-2</td><td>28</td>
<td>49</td><td>15</td><td>24</td><td>10</td><td>77</td><td>90</td><td>-13</td><td>55</td></tr></table>

===Previous Winners===
<table width=100% border=1><tr><th width=20%>Season</th><th widht=40%>Winner</th><th width=40%>Runner Up</th></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Season 1:</td><td>Larz Lusar ([[User:Attif|attif]])</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td></tr>
<tr><td>Season 2:</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td><td>Larz Lusar ([[User:Attif|attif]])</td></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Season 3:</td><td>Grodynglens BK ([[User:Mallot|mallot]])</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td></tr>
<tr><td>Season 4:</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Season 5:</td><td>Grodynglens BK ([[User:Mallot|mallot]])</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td></tr>
<tr><td>Season 6:</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td></tr>
<tr bgcolor=grey><td>Season 7:</td><td>Robusters ([[User:Artie|artie]])</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td></tr>
<tr><td>Season 8:</td><td>Lokomotiv Skogen FC Youth ([[User:Big T|big_T]])</td><td>Grodynglens BK ([[User:Mallot|mallot]])</td></tr>
</table>

==Team Of The Season==
*Season 33: Lokomotiv Skogen Football Club ([[User:Big T|big_T]])
*Season 34: Larz Laddar ([[User:Attif|attif]])

==Events==
This far, three official DFF events have taken place. The list will probably be longer very soon.

===Helsinki Risteily===
During the fall 2007, it was decided that DFF should participate on a cruise to Helsinki. [[User:Big T|big_T]] was defending champion in the youth league and had authority to select artie as chairman of the cruise committe.

===New Year's Eve===
A big occasion. The party was in the big_T/Mallot-home. Other people that wanted to celebrate the new year with DFF was [[User:Peedyweedy|peedyweedy]] and Kjelle (Non-HT-player). At a short time a securitas-guard named Johan was at the party.

===February 26===
Attif's/Larz's birthday on 26 Febraury 1984 gave DFF another reason to get together, drunk and severely unhealthy about 24 years later. Thanks to the generosity shown by the three non-birthday-boys towards the birthday-boy there was a lot of drinking and other less sophisticated forms of celebrations. Joining in on a grander party involving the majority of Larz's neighbours, the amazing quartet soon found themselves the centre of attention.

[[Category:Youth Academy|De fantastiska fyra]]

De Fantastiska Fyra

2008-03-26T17:00:13Z

Artie:

De Fantastiska Fyra

2008-03-26T16:59:17Z

Artie:

User:Artie

2008-03-26T16:38:48Z

Artie:

{{title|artie}}

'''artie''' is coaching the team [[Robmasters]]. He first heard of Hattrick back in 2003 when a classmate was trying to persuade him into signing up for a team. This did however not convince him, but when reading an article in the daily newspaper Expressen he was finally hooked. In July 2003, after approximatley three months wait, artie got his team. His classmate soon got tired of Hattrick and ended his career while doing his military service, but rumours has it that he couldn't stand the shame of seeing artie quickly becoming more succesful than himself.

==Grammar==
When artie writes on the Hattrick conference, or when someone is writing about him, there are a couple of exceptions from the normal grammar regulations that should be followed.

===Capital A===
The name "artie" shall never be written with a capital A - not even when it comes first in a sentence. Normally there are exceptions which confirmes the rules, but in this case there are no exceptions whatsoever. Certain people would probably claim that "artie" always should be written with a capital A, because it's a name, but artie is of the opinion that "artie" is a symbol for his name, which can be expressed with letters.

===Suffix===
Since "artie" is not a name, but a symbol, normal rules when it comes to suffixes are not applied. When it comes to genitive, for example, it's not possible to add an "s" to the symbol. Instead, it is preferred to refrase the sentence to something like "the thing that belongs to artie".

===Third person===
When artie is talking about himself, he can choose to refer to himself as first or third person. Never second, though. Wheter artie can choose to talk about himself in plural is not clear since he never has tried, but there should be no legal jurisdiction that forbidds him.

==De Fantastiska Fyra==
artie is, together with [[User:attif|attif]], [[User:Big T|big_T]] and [[mallot]], a part of the volontary underground movement "[[De Fantastiska Fyra]] (DFF)". artie has taken a role as the intelligent expert who has an answer on everything and sees himself as a mentor for the other members. In this federation (which can't be an official federation due to too few members) artie is perhaps most well-known for being chairman of the cruise committee which was founded by [[User:Big T|big_T]] before the first annual Helsinki Risteily. The other members think that artie made a tremendous effort and made following comments about the trip:

<table><tr><td>''Thanks for a wonderful journey.'' - [[User:Big T|big_T]]</td></tr>
<tr><td>''No one else could have done it better.'' - mallot</td></tr>
<tr><td>''I've got a long, skinny stick.'' - [[User:attif|attif]]</td></tr></table>

==Hattrick Stockholm==
artie is playing football in the team [[Hattrick Stockholm]], in The Swedish Association of Inter-Company Athletics. He has no fixed position but changes between offence and defence, even though he is a natural born midfielder. A couple of times he has also played as a goalkeeper and perhaps it was as a goalkeeper he did his best performance when he kept a clean sheet in the opening game against Krambjörnarna.

[[Category:Swedish Users|Artie]]

User:Artie

2008-01-03T18:21:15Z

Artie:

{{title|artie}}

'''artie''' is coaching the team [[Robmasters]]. He first heard of Hattrick back in 2003 when a classmate was trying to persuade him into signing up for a team. This did however not convince him, but when reading an article in the daily newspaper Expressen he was finally hooked. In July 2003, after approximatley three months wait, artie got his team. His classmate soon got tired of Hattrick and ended his career while doing his military service, but rumours has it that he couldn't stand the shame of seeing artie quickly becoming more succesful than himself.

==Grammar==
When artie writes on the Hattrick conference, or when someone is writing about him, there are a couple of exceptions from the normal grammar regulations that should be followed.

===Capital A===
The name "artie" shall never be written with a capital A - not even when it comes first in a sentence. Normally there are exceptions which confirmes the rules, but in this case there are no exceptions whatsoever. Certain people would probably claim that "artie" always should be written with a capital A, because it's a name, but artie is of the opinion that "artie" is a symbol for his name, which can be expressed with letters.

===Suffix===
Since "artie" is not a name, but a symbol, normal rules when it comes to suffixes are not applied. When it comes to genitive, for example, it's not possible to add an "s" to the symbol. Instead, it is preferred to refrase the sentence to something like "the thing that belongs to artie".

===Third person===
When artie is talking about himself, he can choose to refer to himself as first or third person. Never second, though. Wheter artie can choose to talk about himself in plural is not clear since he never has tried, but there should be no legal jurisdiction that forbidds him.

==De Fantastiska Fyra==
artie is, together with [[attif]], [[Big_T]] and [[mallot]], a part of the volontary underground movement "[[De Fantastiska Fyra]] (DFF)". artie has taken a role as the intelligent expert who has an answer on everything and sees himself as a mentor for the other members. In this federation (which can't be an official federation due to too few members) artie is perhaps most well-known for being chairman of the cruise committee which was founded by Big T before the first annual Helsinki Risteily. The other members think that artie made a tremendous effort and made following comments about the trip:

<table><tr><td>''Thanks for a wonderful journey.'' -Big T</td></tr>
<tr><td>''No one else could have done it better.'' -mallot</td></tr>
<tr><td>''I've got a long, skinny stick.'' -attif</td></tr></table>

==Hattrick Stockholm==
artie is playing football in the team [[Hattrick Stockholm]], in The Swedish Association of Inter-Company Athletics. He has no fixed position but changes between offence and defence, even though he is a natural born midfielder. A couple of times he has also played as a goalkeeper and perhaps it was as a goalkeeper he did his best performance when he kept a clean sheet in the opening game against Krambjörnarna.

[[Category:Swedish Users|Artie]]

User:Artie

2008-01-03T17:55:31Z

Artie:

{{title|artie}}

'''artie''' is coaching the team [[Robmasters]]. He first heard of Hattrick back in 2003 when a classmate was trying to persuade him into signing up for a team. This did however not convince him, but when reading an article in [http://www.expressen.se Expressen] he was finally hooked. In July 2003, after approximatley three months wait, artie got his team. His classmate soon got tired of Hattrick and ended his career while doing his military service, but rumours has it that he couldn't stand the shame of seeing artie quickly becoming more succesful than himself.

==Grammar==
When artie writes on the Hattrick conference, or when someone is writing about him, there are a couple of exceptions from the normal grammar regulations that should be followed.

===Capital A===
The name "artie" shall never be written with a capital A - not even when it comes first in a sentence. Normally there are exceptions which confirmes the rules, but in this case there are no exceptions whatsoever. Certain people would probably claim that "artie" always should be written with a capital A, because it's a name, but artie is of the opinion that "artie" is a symbol for his name, which can be expressed with letters.

===Suffix===
Since "artie" is not a name, but a symbol, normal rules when it comes to suffixes are not applied. When it comes to genitive, for example, it's not possible to add an "s" to the symbol. Instead, it is preferred to refrase the sentence to something like "the thing that belongs to artie".

===Third person===
When artie is talking about himself, he can choose to refer to himself as first or third person. Never second, though. Wheter artie can choose to talk about himself in plural is not clear since he never has tried, but there should be no legal jurisdiction that forbidds him.

==De Fantastiska Fyra==
artie is, together with [[attif]], [[Big_T]] and [[mallot]], a part of the volontary underground movement "[[De Fantastiska Fyra]] (DFF)". artie has taken a role as the intelligent expert who has an answer on everything and sees himself as a mentor for the other members. In this federation (which can't be an official federation due to too few members) artie is perhaps most well-known for being chairman of the cruise committee which was founded by Big T before the first annual Helsinki Risteily. The other members think that artie made a tremendous effort and made following comments about the trip:

<table><tr><td>''Thanks for a wonderful journey.'' -Big T</td></tr>
<tr><td>''No one else could have done it better.'' -mallot</td></tr>
<tr><td>''I've got a long, skinny stick.'' -attif</td></tr></table>

==Hattrick Stockholm==
artie is playing football in the team [[Hattrick Stockholm]], in The Swedish Association of Inter-Company Athletics. He has no fixed position but changes between offence and defence, even though he is a natural born midfielder. A couple of times he has also played as a goalkeeper and perhaps it was as a goalkeeper he did his best performance when he kept a clean sheet in the opening game against Krambjörnarna.

[[Category:Swedish Users|Artie]]

Robmasters

2008-01-03T17:41:23Z

Artie:

'''Robmasters''' is a [[Sverige|Swedish]] club managed by [[User:Artie|artie]] and playing in [[III.37 (Sverige)|III.37]].

==History==
After having been on the waiting list for approximately three months, Robmasters saw the daylight on July 8th, 2003. This was right after the end of season 19 which meant that Robmasters had to wait even longer for the first league game to take place. The coach artie felt that stamina was the most important skill and immediately chose that as training method - clueless of the negative impact on the form. After reading the rules he managed to make another brilliant choice when deciding that his player needed to improve their passing skills, and trained that instead for quite a few weeks.

At this time, it was possible to start playing in division VI or VII. Some would say that Robmasters was lucky to be placed in VI, but others strongly disagrees. While other teams had easy first seasons with many victories and happy supporters, Robmasters struggled trough season 20, managing to take an excellent 6th place by tactical manouvres and some luck. The supporters, however, didn't find anything remarkable with this first season and left the team in hordes.

About one season later, Robmasters finally managed to turn the situation around. After reading on the conference, artie realised the importance of the right training. Defence training was at the time concidered as the most profitable traning method ''economically'' and therefore successful from a long-term point-of-wiev. Robmasters bought some new defenders, but unfortunately artie had missed the part about the players should be young when they're getting trained. A couple of 23 and 26 year-olds were trained - of course somewhat slowly. Fortunately the other defenders were better training objects and among them were Tobias Gustavsson and Anders Börjesson, who would remain in the club for a very long period of time. The second season went better than the first, but the supporters still didn't like Robmasters, now for playing with many defenders and thus scoring few goals. Robmasters made it to a 4th place in VI.872 this season and one of the teams in their series who managed to advance to division V was Mickes fetton, who is one of Robmasters favourite competitiors and analysists through all time. Being able to respond to his press announcmentes was one of the major reasons why manager artie bought the service Supporter.

Season 22 was supposed to be like the previous one, with long-term defence training and a mid-position in the series. However, the results turned out to be better than anticipated and at the end of the season, Robmasters was fighting for the second place with IFK Lilleman, behind impossible Singhsingh. Even though Robmasters had planned to stay one more season in VI.872, we couldn't stand to see our archrival Lilleman be promoted to division V and wanted to take their place instead. In a decisive game against Lilleman, Robmasters bought a new midfielder, played MOTS - and lost 1-0. The season was ruined and artie was devestated. The most pleasant thing with this season was the team Hasslö Goif which came on 4th place this season and has supported us longest.

Season 23 was Robmaster's most successful season yet. The team won every single game even though training defence and playing such tactics as 5-3-2 and 4-4-2. Those 14 wins are together with three more, still Robmaster's longest win streak in the history of the club. After four seasons in division VI, Robmasters was finally promoted to division V. In V.627 the team faced competitors like Super Reds BK, Gratis FF and Barca XXX. Robmasters also started to train attack because the defence was good enough. With a strong defence, a decent midfield and a very weak attack, Robmasters managed to not get denoted during a couple of seasons. When the attack grew stronger, the team performed better and season 27, Robmasters was placed second. Season 28 they had the strongest team and had the chance to win the series and be promoted to division IV, but instead they made the long-term decision to rejuvenate the team and to start training midfield. Once again the team had to fight for their place in the series, but at this time the player material was good enough to advance high as the midfield grew better. Season 29 was just a long wait for season 30, when Robmasters won division V and their qualification game. Season 31 they won division IV.77 and was promoted to III.37 where they play today.

[[Category:Swedish Clubs]]

Robmasters

2008-01-03T15:47:20Z

Artie:

'''Robmasters''' is a [[Sverige|Swedish]] club managed by [[User:Artie|artie]] and playing in [[III.37 (Sverige)|III.37]].

==History==
After having been on the waiting list for approximately three months, Robmasters saw the daylight on July 8th, 2003. This was right after the end of season 19 which meant that Robmasters had to wait even longer for the first league game to take place. The coach artie felt that stamina was the most important skill and immediately chose that as training method - clueless of the negative impact on the form. After reading the rules he managed to make another brilliant choice when deciding that his player needed to improve their passing skills, and trained that instead for quite a few weeks.

At this time, it was possible to start playing in division VI or VII. Some would say that Robmasters was lucky to be placed in VI, but others strongly disagrees. While other teams had easy first seasons with many victories and happy supporters, Robmasters struggled trough season 20, managing to take an excellent 6th place by tactical manouvres and some luck. The supporters, however, didn't find anything remarkable with this first season and left the team in hordes.

About one season later, Robmasters finally managed to turn the situation around. After reading on the conference, artie realised the importance of the right training. Defence training was at the time concidered as the most profitable traning method ''economically'' and therefore successful from a long-term point-of-wiev. Robmasters bought some new defenders, but unfortunately artie had missed the part about the players should be young when they're getting trained. A couple of 23 and 26 year-olds were trained - of course somewhat slowly. Fortunately the other defenders were better training objects and among them were Tobias Gustavsson and Anders Börjesson, who would remain in the club for a very long period of time. The second season went better than the first, but the supporters still didn't like Robmasters, now for playing with many defenders and thus scoring few goals. Robmasters made it to a 4th place in VI.872 this season and one of the teams in their series who managed to advance to division V was Mickes fetton, who is one of Robmasters favourite competitiors and analysists through all time. Being able to respond to his press announcmentes was one of the major reasons why manager artie bought the service Supporter.

Season 22 was supposed to be like the previous one, with long-term defence training and a mid-position in the series. However, the results turned out to be better than anticipated and at the end of the season, Robmasters was fighting for the second place with IFK Lilleman, behind impossible Singhsingh. Even though Robmasters had planned to stay one more season in VI.872, we couldn't stand to see our archrival Lilleman be promoted to division V and wanted to take their place instead. In a decisive game against Lilleman, Robmasters bought a new midfielder, played MOTS - and lost 1-0. The season was ruined and artie was devestated. The most pleasant thing with this season was the team Hasslö Goif which came on 4th place this season and has supported us longest.

Season 23 was Robmaster's most successful season yet. The team won every single game even though training defence and playing such tactics as 5-3-2 and 4-4-2. Those 14 wins are together with three more, still Robmaster's longest win streak in the history of the club. After four seasons in division VI, Robmasters was finally promoted to division V. In V.627 the team faced competitors like Super Reds BK, Gratis FF and Barca XXX. Robmasters also started to train attack because the defence was good enough. With a strong defence, a decent midfield and a very weak attack, Robmasters managed to not get relegated during a couple of seasons. When the attack grew stronger, the team performed better and season 27, Robmasters was placed second. Season 28 they had the strongest team and had the chance to win the series and be promoted to division IV, but instead they made the long-term decision to rejuvenate the team and to start training midfield. Once again the team had to fight for their place in the series, but at this time the player material was good enough to advance high as the midfield grew better. Season 29 was just a long wait for season 30, when Robmasters won division V and their qualification game. Season 31 they won division IV.77 and was promoted to III.37 where they play today.

[[Category:Swedish Clubs]]

Robmasters

2008-01-03T14:41:23Z

Artie:

After having been on the waiting list for approximately three months, Robmasters saw the daylight on July 8th, 2003. This was right after the end of season 19 which meant that Robmasters had to wait even longer for the first league game to take place. The coach artie felt that stamina was the most important skill and immediately chose that as training method - clueless of the negative impact on the form. After reading the rules he managed to make another brilliant choice when deciding that his player needed to improve their passing skills, and trained that instead for quite a few weeks.

At this time, it was possible to start playing in division VI or VII. Some would say that Robmasters was lucky to be placed in VI, but others strongly disagrees. While other teams had easy first seasons with many victories and happy supporters, Robmasters struggled trough season 20, managing to take an excellent 6th place by tactical manouvres and some luck. The supporters, however, didn't find anything remarkable with this first season and left the team in hordes.

About one season later, Robmasters finally managed to turn the situation around. After reading on the conference, artie realised the importance of the right training. Defence training was at the time concidered as the most profitable traning method ''economically'' and therefore successful from a long-term point-of-wiev. Robmasters bought some new defenders, but unfortunately artie had missed the part about the players should be young when they're getting trained. A couple of 23 and 26 year-olds were trained - of course somewhat slowly. Fortunately the other defenders were better training objects and among them were Tobias Gustavsson and Anders Börjesson, who would remain in the club for a very long period of time. The second season went better than the first, but the supporters still didn't like Robmasters, now for playing with many defenders and thus scoring few goals. Robmasters made it to a 4th place in VI.872 this season and one of the teams in their series who managed to advance to division V was Mickes fetton, who is one of Robmasters favourite competitiors and analysists through all time. Being able to respond to his press announcmentes was one of the major reasons why manager artie bought the service Supporter.

Season 22 was supposed to be like the previous one, with long-term defence training and a mid-position in the series. However, the results turned out to be better than anticipated and at the end of the season, Robmasters was fighting for the second place with IFK Lilleman, behind impossible Singhsingh. Even though Robmasters had planned to stay one more season in VI.872, we couldn't stand to see our archrival Lilleman be promoted to division V and wanted to take their place instead. In a decisive game against Lilleman, Robmasters bought a new midfielder, played MOTS - and lost 1-0. The season was ruined and artie was devestated. The most pleasant thing with this season was the team Hasslö Goif which came on 4th place this season and has supported us longest.

User:Artie

2008-01-03T11:55:05Z

Artie:

artie is coaching the team [[Robmasters]]. He first heard of Hattrick back in 2003 when a classmate was trying to persuade him into signing up for a team. This did however not convince him, but when reading an article in [http://www.expressen.se Expressen] he was finally hooked. In July 2003, after approximatley three months wait, artie got his team. His classmate soon got tired of Hattrick and ended his career while doing his military service, but rumours has it that he couldn't stand the shame of seeing artie quickly becoming more succesful than himself.

==Grammar==
When artie writes on the Hattrick conference, or when someone is writing about him, there are a couple of exceptions from the normal grammar regulations that should be followed.

===Capital A===
The name "artie" shall never be written with a capital A - not even when it comes first in a sentence. Normally there are exceptions which confirmes the rules, but in this case there are no exceptions whatsoever. Certain people would probably claim that "artie" always should be written with a capital A, because it's a name, but artie is of the opinion that "artie" is a symbol for his name, which can be expressed with letters.

===Suffix===
Since "artie" is not a name, but a symbol, normal rules when it comes to suffixes are not applied. When it comes to genitive, for example, it's not possible to add an "s" to the symbol. Instead, it is preferred to refrase the sentence to something like "the thing that belongs to artie".

===Third person===
When artie is talking about himself, he can choose to refer to himself as first or third person. Never second, though. Wheter artie can choose to talk about himself in plural is not clear, because he has never tried, but there should be no legal jurisdiction that forbidds him.

==De Fantastiska Fyra==
artie is, together with attif, Big T and mallot, a part of the volontary underground movement "[[De Fantastiska Fyra]] (DFF)". artie has taken a role as the intelligent expert who has an answer on everything and sees himself as a mentor for the other members. In this federation (which can't be an official federation due to too few members) artie is perhaps most well-known for being chairman of the cruise committee which was founded by Big T before the first annual Helsinki Risteily. The other members think that artie made a tremendous effort and made following comments about the trip:

<table><tr><td>''Thanks for a wonderful journey.'' -Big T</td></tr>
<tr><td>''No one else could have done it better.'' -mallot</td></tr>
<tr><td>''I've got a long, skinny stick.'' -attif</td></tr></table>

==Hattrick Stockholm==
artie is playing football in the team [[Hattrick Stockholm]], in The Swedish Association of Inter-Company Athletics. He has no fixed position but changes between offence and defence, even though he is a natural born midfielder. A couple of times he has also played as a goalkeeper and perhaps it was as a goalkeeper he did his best performance when he kept a clean sheet in the opening game against Krambjörnarna.

User:Artie

2008-01-03T10:53:19Z

Artie:

artie is coaching the team [[Robmasters]]. He first heard of Hattrick back in 2003 when a classmate was trying to persuade him into signing up for a team. This did however not convince him, but when reading an article in [http://www.expressen.se Expressen] he was finally hooked. In July 2003, after approximatley three months wait, artie got his team. His classmate soon got tired of Hattrick and ended his career while doing his military service, but rumours has it that he couldn't stand the shame of seeing artie quickly becoming more succesful than himself.

==Grammar==
When artie writes on the Hattrick conference, or when someone is writing about him, there are a couple of exceptions from the normal grammar regulations that should be followed.

===Capital A===
The name "artie" shall never be written with a capital A - not even when it comes first in a sentence. Normally there are exceptions which confirmes the rules, but in this case there are no exceptions whatsoever. Certain people would probably claim that "artie" always should be written with a capital A, because it's a name, but artie is of the opinion that "artie" is a symbol for his name, which can be expressed with letters.

===Suffix===
Since "artie" is not a name, but a symbol, normal rules when it comes to suffixes are not applied. When it comes to genitive, for example, it's not possible to add an "s" to the symbol. Instead, it is preferred to refrase the sentence to something like "the thing that belongs to artie".

===Third person===
When artie is talking about himself, he can choose to refer to himself as first or third person. Never second, though. Wheter artie can choose to talk about himself in plural is not clear, because he has never tried, but there should be no legal jurisdiction that forbidds him.

==De Fantastiska Fyra==
artie is, together with attif, Big T and mallot, a part of the volontary underground movement "De Fantastiska Fyra (DFF)". artie has taken a role as the intelligent expert who has an answer on everything and sees himself as a mentor for the other members. In this federation (which can't be an official federation due to too few members) artie is perhaps most well-known for being chairman of the cruise committee which was founded by Big T before the first annual Helsinki Risteily. The other members thinks that artie made a tremendous effort and describes his performance like following:

"Thanks for a wonderful journey." -Big T
"No one else could have done it better." -mallot
"I've got a long, skinny stick." - attif

User:Artie

2008-01-03T10:22:38Z

Artie:

User:Artie

2008-01-03T09:43:29Z

Artie:

Artie is coaching the team [[Robmasters]]. He first heard of Hattrick back in 2003 when a classmate was trying to persuade him into signing up for a team. This did however not convince him, but when reading an article in [http://www.expressen.se Expressen] he was finally hooked. In July 2003, after approximatley three months wait, Artie got his team. His classmate soon got tired of Hattrick and ended his career while doing his military service, but rumours has it that he couldn't stand the shame of seeing Artie quickly becoming more succesful than himself.