https://wiki.hattrick.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Berci27Hattrick - User contributions [en]2026-09-16T10:58:39ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.43.9https://wiki.hattrick.org/index.php?title=Funny_names&diff=131400Funny names2009-07-28T20:46:16Z<p>Berci27: /* Other funny names */</p>
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<div>== Weird Names ==<br />
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* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}<br />
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=== Robotic +C34 Range ===<br />
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* Don Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6021333}}<br />
* Menno Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5541795}} <br />
* Boris Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6095814}} <br />
* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}} <br />
* Nick Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5400511}} <br />
* Raymond Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6957296}} <br />
* Joep Helmus+C34 {{playerid|1705960}}<br />
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== Long Names ==<br />
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* Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|171982397}} - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.<br />
* Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|103391259}} - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.<br />
* Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|203699395}} - 53 characters, another Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim<br />
* Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|90041237}} - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.<br />
* Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|192715137}} - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.<br />
* Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|228271433}} - 53 characters, the swiss second cousin of the family<br />
* Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47643024}} - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.<br />
* Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|210632560}} - 52 characters<br />
* Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|17388545}} - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.<br />
* Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|124522504}} - 50 characters<br />
* Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|50978151}} - 50 characters<br />
* Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten {{playerid|28651109}} - 49 characters<br />
* Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|22948541}} - 46 characters<br />
* Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47746666}} - 45 characters<br />
* Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|100876982}} - 43 characters<br />
* Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan {{playerid|1235673}} - 35 characters, longest first name.<br />
* Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg {{playerid|22757384}} - 32 characters.<br />
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== Short Names ==<br />
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* Oh {{playerid|28747795}} <br />
* Li {{playerid|70120821}}<br />
* Co {{playerid|72235698}}<br />
* Yi {{playerid|8195188}} - fired<br />
* Ko {{playerid|57585350}}<br />
* Ye {{playerid|149889718}}<br />
* Pi {{playerid|418236}} Youth Squad Scout<br />
* {{playerid|164809796}} - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000 <br />
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick<br />
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== Other funny names ==<br />
* Aard Appel {{playerid|215170948}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato"<br />
* Adam Polak {{playerid|167534940}} - Adam (polish name) Polak (slang for a pole)<br />
* Adam Salak {{playerid|82035639}} - Turkish for "the man is silly"<br />
* Adi Pipi {{playerid|208171986}} - Turkish for "inferior penis"<br />
* Adolf Fuhrer {{playerid|56019363}}<br />
* Adolf Wanker {{playerid|40371342}}<br />
* Ahmet Türk {{playerid|43125905}} - The funny thing is, he is not a Turk.<br />
* Albert Puto {{playerid|129049567}} - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.<br />
* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick<br />
* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}}<br />
* Ali Bacı {{playerid|214200018}} - "bacı" is the slang version of "woman" in Turkish<br />
* Anastazy Puta {{playerid|76505431}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese<br />
* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}<br />
* Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.<br />
* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}<br />
* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).<br />
* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}}<br />
* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666?<br />
* Bahti Organa {{playerid|158606947}} - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ"<br />
* Barış Savaş {{playerid|209236944}} - Turkish for "peace war"<br />
* Basile Bastard {{playerid|10937734}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain<br />
* Beat Marti {{playerid|13038570}} - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"<br />
* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}}<br />
* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"<br />
* Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K"<br />
* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}}<br />
* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}<br />
* Ben Sikkes {{playerid|105448400}} - Turkish for "my name is cutdick"<br />
* Bence Siket {{playerid|202100708}} - Turkish for "I think you should f**k it off"<br />
* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]<br />
* Boe Boe {{playerid|57984141}}- Dutch sounds of a cow<br />
* Boubin {{playerid|124487279}}<br />
* Boy Panda {{playerid|27631586}} - Endangered species<br />
* Brad Jolie {{playerid|208135674}} - It's his decision...<br />
* Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him<br />
* Buster Knutson {{playerid|94499965}} - The K is of course silent.<br />
* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!<br />
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"<br />
* Cin Ali Kızkaçıran {{playerid|212154785}} - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper"<br />
* Charles Wang {{playerid|190560644}}- 'wang' slang for penis<br />
* Champ Battlelord {{playerid|234312175}} - Obviously the personification of invincibility.<br />
* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.<br />
* Christian Wanker {{playerid|139779402}} - Religiously Handy<br />
* Chr. d. VI {{playerid|930259}} King of Denmark<br />
* Cyril Parquet {{playerid|196997640}} In french, sounds like "waxing the parquet floor"<br />
* Cock Bony {{playerid|36130050}}<br />
* Cockatoo Sailor {{playerid|148413556}}- Cock Sailor to his friends<br />
* Cockatoo Biggerstaff {{playerid|143774832}} - He has a bigger staff.<br />
* Constantin Hell {{playerid|64768415}}<br />
* Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra {{playerid|54267748}} - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...<br />
* Dick Burger {{playerid|20242253}}<br />
* Dick Byrne {{playerid|80948916}}<br />
* Dick Cumming {{playerid|179582886}}<br />
* Dick de Kock {{playerid|75790006}}<br />
* Dick Dick {{playerid|49705273}}<br />
* Dick Frame {{playerid|153304718}}<br />
* Dick Gay {{playerid|177222295}}<br />
* Dick Hamburger {{playerid|13188138}}<br />
* Dick Harder {{playerid|109983484}}<br />
* Dick Lick {{playerid|224843556}}<br />
* Dick Rucker {{playerid|80713235}} - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"<br />
* Dick Sellers {{playerid|180036705}}<br />
* Dick Small {{playerid|11238080}}<br />
* Dick Surgeon {{playerid|15008633}} - You probably have received email from this guy<br />
* Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}} <br />
* Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}}<br />
* Didier Xuerub {{playerid|23388247}} - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian<br />
* Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho {{playerid|44592828}} <br />
* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}}<br />
* Doğu Kuzey {{playerid|137833314}} - Turkish for "East north"<br />
* Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time...<br />
* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"<br />
* Elroy Hoefakker {{playerid|133238510}}<br />
* Ewan Hawwash {{playerid|58389227}} - (he wanna wash)<br />
* Fatty Smeltz {{playerid|98663775}}<br />
* Fan Pu-La {{playerid|11111251}} - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"<br />
* Felice Dalla Sega {{playerid|91241016}} - Italian for "happy with handjob"?<br />
* Flip Funk {{playerid|47694445}}<br />
* Fokke de Kok {{playerid|99823092}}<br />
* Fu King-Chou {{playerid|63742749}}<br />
* Gabriel Omar Killer {{playerid|54732394}} - Omar Killer??<br />
* Gal X. Narkis {{playerid|146448037}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"<br />
* Gang Jang {{playerid|96832945}}<br />
* Gavin Dorsett, III {{playerid|92378997}} - A football playing king?<br />
* Gaylord Ball {{playerid|179927587}}<br />
* Gaylord Curry {{playerid|114450279}}<br />
* Gaylord Mcqueen {{playerid|41938419}}<br />
* Gaylord Powers {{playerid|14420151}}<br />
* Garip Buğday {{playerid|47012999}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"<br />
* General Mosquito {{playerid|77693077}}<br />
* Gerçek Adam {{playerid|154784020}} - Turkish for "real man"<br />
* George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away!<br />
* Gerald Gay {{playerid|44914292}}<br />
* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}<br />
* Germán Pascagaza {{playerid|201046146}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish<br />
* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"<br />
* Guido De Cock {{playerid|142522985}}<br />
* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"<br />
* Gün Aydın {{playerid|206797144}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish<br />
* Ha Ha {{playerid|112897227}} - A true clown<br />
* Ha Ha {{playerid|100336767}} - Practical joker<br />
* Hadi Genç {{playerid|200006938}} - Turkish for "come on young boy(or girl)"<br />
* Harley Davidson {{playerid|118225541}}<br />
* Harry Ball {{playerid|57494446}}<br />
* Harry Hole {{playerid|130799800}} - Kind of self-explanitory<br />
* Harry Vagana {{playerid|121447243}}<br />
* Hasse Gott {{playerid|28162320}} - German for "I hate God"<br />
* Hayati Top {{playerid|214766410}} - Turkish for "vital ball"<br />
* Heiko Freibier {{playerid|66239315}} We all want "free beer", don't we?<br />
* Heiko Naaktgeboren {{playerid|69979015}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"<br />
* Hein Eken {{playerid|115017524}} - Famous Dutch beer brand<br />
* He She {{playerid|71666210}}<br />
* He Suk-Suk {{playerid|54490571}}<br />
* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"<br />
* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}}<br />
* Henryk Śmierć {{playerid|176532726}} - "Henry Death" in Polish<br />
* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is...<br />
* Horst Puta {{playerid|38213146}} - puta is Spanish for bitch<br />
* Hu Huu {{playerid|6608630}}<br />
* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}<br />
* I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)ka<br />
* Idzislaw Wstydliwy {{playerid|94602042}} - try to say his name!<br />
* Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish. <br />
* Innar Äss {{playerid|185916996}}<br />
* Irving Fuchs {{playerid|148426669}} <br />
* İmdat Arı {{playerid|25066021}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"<br />
* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}}<br />
* Jack Asser {{playerid|242438815}} - ''Does'' try everything at home!<br />
* Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch". <br />
* Jan Fiutak {{playerid|160289059}} Polish for John "Penis"<br />
* Jean Jean {{playerid|28997907}}<br />
* Jean Jean-Jean {{playerid|6142192}}<br />
* Jebbe Mather {{playerid|67732460}} - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).<br />
* Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}}<br />
* Jesús {{playerid|90309422}}<br />
* Jesús Killer {{playerid|68850295}}<br />
* Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}}<br />
* Jesús Mesías {{playerid|65666388}}<br />
* Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}}<br />
* Johan Hure {{playerid|68338470}} - in German, "hure" means "b**ch"<br />
* John Duff {{playerid|34179311}} - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French<br />
* John St John {{playerid|92847956}} <br />
* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}}<br />
* Karl {{playerid|72252405}}<br />
* Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson {{playerid|125751035}}<br />
* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}}<br />
* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team<br />
* King Koch {{playerid|44244610}}<br />
* Koen Aben {{playerid|32118434}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"<br />
* La La {{playerid|45601760}}<br />
* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}}<br />
* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}}<br />
* Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?<br />
* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish<br />
* Li Li {{playerid|6895133}}<br />
* Li On {{playerid|125868285}} - big cat of the jungle<br />
* Long Bearcock {{playerid|90645253}}<br />
* Long Doppleganger {{playerid|215282136}} Apart from his size he could be you.<br />
* Long Wang {{playerid|45444058}}<br />
* Maik Seemen {{playerid|30441406}} - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.<br />
* Major Beavers {{playerid|208060782}}<br />
* Major Dumas {{playerid|32083923}}<br />
* Malte Schmuddelwetter {{playerid|117118751}} - German for "Painted beastly weather"<br />
* Manny Doerner-Turk {{playerid|206560946}} - Doener is a turkish food.<br />
* Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...<br />
* Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}}<br />
* Marcin Moczygęba {{playerid|139345236}} Polish for "moisten mouth"<br />
* Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}}<br />
* Markus Knusperhäuschen {{playerid|145626366}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)<br />
* Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian<br />
* Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results<br />
* Matthew Dungeonmaster {{playerid|233282224}} - For a small fee Matthew produces underworld expertises.<br />
* Max Risk {{playerid|146108927}}<br />
* Max Turbo {{playerid|57510084}} - Quick specialty?<br />
* Maxim Saifutdinov {{playerid|50927601}} - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again"<br />
* Mehmet Özgür Dağcı {{playerid|214193841}} - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish<br />
* Memnun Kaleci {{playerid|201274815}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"<br />
* Mike Hunt {{playerid|19637679}}- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina)<br />
* Miroslav Puta {{playerid|34775515}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish<br />
* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}}<br />
* Moses Christian {{playerid|80687423}}<br />
* Neema Babla {{playerid|31976236}} - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"<br />
* Nick De Bhal {{playerid|83458457}} - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.<br />
* Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander {{playerid|72386098}} - Pupp is norwegian for tit<br />
* Ond {{playerid|88901609}}- Ond = Evil in Norwegian<br />
* Onkel Rosin {{playerid|49070393}} - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"<br />
* Otto Matic {{playerid|11054466}}<br />
* Paul 'Fettan' Herblad {{playerid|27764033}} - Fettan = vagina in Swedish<br />
* Palle Due {{playerid|37810882}} - Italian for "two balls"<br />
* Peder Bom {{playerid|114789842}} - Slovenian for "I'll be homo."<br />
* Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon<br />
* Per Vo {{playerid|39572560}}- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.<br />
* Petur Páll í Píkuni {{playerid|200037880}} - Petur Páll (Icelandic name) í Píkuni (Icelandic for: in the vagina)<br />
* Pian Kuo-Lee {{playerid|63742362}} - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.<br />
* Priest Blocker {{playerid|141761636}}<br />
* Pu Si {{playerid|6656589}}<br />
* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}} - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls<br />
* Raivo Kala {{playerid|178712185}} - Finnish for "crazy fish".<br />
* Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}}<br />
* Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom"<br />
* Richárd Gere {{playerid|162735611}} - would be better as an actor<br />
* Riny {{playerid|72237234}}<br />
* Romain De Maere {{playerid|249715480}} - In Hungarian, sounds like "But Why?"<br />
* Ronny Ballevanger {{playerid|139463955}} - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie<br />
* Rui Sardinha {{playerid|87150362}}- Sardine in Portuguese<br />
* Sacco Weah {{playerid|110025181}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"<br />
* Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}}<br />
* Sansón {{playerid|81396266}}<br />
* Sarge Demonlord {{playerid|232260746}} - It's time to commend one's soul to God once this officer advances.<br />
* Satılmış Armağan {{playerid|200951456}} - Turkish for "sold present"<br />
* Sezer Sezer {{playerid|208984792}}<br />
* Shaked Shaked {{playerid|181963588}} - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!<br />
* Shakes Minge {{playerid|17539796}}<br />
* She He {{playerid|27100093}} - A shemale<br />
* She Suk-ho {{playerid|121970649}}<br />
* Si Weon kee {{playerid|143404389}} - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"<br />
* Siep Heil {{playerid|99590129}} - Sounds German, but is Dutch.<br />
* Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam {{playerid|22511755}} - He's Canadian...<br />
* Solmaz Gül {{playerid|128504566}} - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"<br />
* Squid Day {{playerid|128413558}} <br />
* Stan Devillers {{playerid|37033549}} - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest<br />
* Stanley Duvuduvukulu {{playerid|40156904}}<br />
* Stefan Steffen-Steffen {{playerid|25873027}} <br />
* Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|130376649}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper<br />
* Tamás {{playerid|87615622}}<br />
* Thawan Panturattanasriyothin {{playerid|98217848}} - Canadian<br />
* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?<br />
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"<br />
* Tor Jæger {{playerid|101467049}} - German for "goalhunter"<br />
* Tudor Tudor {{playerid|29558793}} - www.tudor.se (swedish car battries)<br />
* Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"<br />
* Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"<br />
* Vasily Pupkin {{playerid|39269628}} - in Russian means "John Doe"<br />
* Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan {{playerid|11846556}} - Other than that, he's English..<br />
* Walter Wanker {{playerid|25839246}}<br />
* Warburton Battlelord {{playerid|217537636}} - Champ's younger brother. No less ferocious as you can guess from the name.<br />
* Wibe De Cock {{playerid|49482992}}<br />
* Wiet Tabak {{playerid|90029672}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"<br />
* Wiebe Hilarius {{playerid|76915321}}<br />
* Will Do {{playerid|164098185}}<br />
* Will Playfair {{playerid|56205506}} - Not booked very often by the referee<br />
* Willi De Cock {{playerid|98299231}}<br />
* You Yo-Yo {{playerid|21908206}}<br />
* Yvon Parr {{playerid|109218491}} - should be a golfer, not a soccer player<br />
* Zac Patat {{playerid|31565424}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
* [[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br />
* [[Celebrity players]]<br />
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[[Category:Players|Funny Names]]</div>Berci27https://wiki.hattrick.org/index.php?title=Funny_names&diff=85302Funny names2008-01-11T15:57:18Z<p>Berci27: /* Other funny names */</p>
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<div>== Weird Names ==<br />
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*'''I-Q'''(5203016)<br />
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=== Robotic +C34 Range ===<br />
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*'''Don Helmus+C34'''(6021333)<br />
*'''Menno Helmus+C34'''(5541795) <br />
*'''Boris Helmus+C34'''(6095814) <br />
*'''Quincy Helmus+C34'''(6949575) <br />
*'''Nick Helmus+C34'''(5400511) <br />
*'''Raymond Helmus+C34'''(6957296) <br />
*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)<br />
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== Long Names ==<br />
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* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.<br />
* '''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.<br />
* '''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.<br />
* '''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504) - 50 characters<br />
* '''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (50978151) - 50 characters<br />
* '''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109) - 49 characters<br />
* '''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (22948541) - 46 characters<br />
* '''Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47746666) - 45 characters<br />
* '''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982) - 43 characters<br />
* '''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.<br />
<br />
== Short Names ==<br />
<br />
* '''Oh''' (28747795) <br />
* '''Li''' (70120821)<br />
* '''Co''' (72235698)<br />
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired<br />
* '''Ko''' (57585350)<br />
* '''Ye''' (149889718)<br />
* '''Pi''' (418236) Youth Squad Scout<br />
* ''' ''' (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000 <br />
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick<br />
<br />
== Other funny names ==<br />
<br />
*Adolf Wanker (40371342)<br />
*Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.<br />
*Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick<br />
*Aladdin Muslim (154564544)<br />
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese<br />
*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)<br />
*Andreas Kapus (188880862) "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.<br />
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)<br />
*Antal Annus (34180879)<br />
*Antti Kristo (179906095) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?<br />
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain<br />
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"<br />
*Beat Loser (31280573)<br />
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"<br />
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"<br />
*Ben De Cock (91734537)<br />
*Ben Dover (40174093)<br />
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!<br />
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]<br />
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow<br />
*Boubin (124487279)<br />
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species<br />
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him<br />
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.<br />
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!<br />
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"<br />
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish<br />
*Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy<br />
*Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark<br />
*Cock Bony (36130050)<br />
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends<br />
*Constantin Hell (64768415)<br />
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...<br />
*Dick Burger (20242253)<br />
*Dick Byrne (80948916)<br />
*Dick Cumming (179582886)<br />
*Dick Dick (49705273)<br />
*Dick Frame (153304718)<br />
*Dick Gay (177222295)<br />
*Dick Hamburger (13188138)<br />
*Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"<br />
*Dick Small (11238080)<br />
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy<br />
*Dick Toon (75438709) <br />
*Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian<br />
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828) <br />
*Ding Dong (41917816)<br />
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'<br />
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...<br />
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"<br />
*Fatty Smeltz (98663775)<br />
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"<br />
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?<br />
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)<br />
*Flip Funk (47694445)<br />
*Fokke de Kok (99823092)<br />
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)<br />
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??<br />
*Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"<br />
*Gang Jang (96832945)<br />
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?<br />
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)<br />
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)<br />
*Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)<br />
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"<br />
*General Mosquito (77693077)<br />
*George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!<br />
*Gerald Gay (44914292)<br />
*German Bich (152919913)<br />
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"<br />
*Guido De Cock (142522985)<br />
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"<br />
*Harley Davidson (118225541)<br />
*Harry Ball (57494446)<br />
*Harry Vagana (121447243)<br />
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"<br />
*Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?<br />
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"<br />
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand<br />
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)<br />
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"<br />
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)<br />
*Henryk Śmierć (176532726) - "Henry Death" in Polish<br />
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...<br />
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch<br />
*Hu Huu (6608630)<br />
*I-Q (5203016)<br />
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a<br />
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!<br />
*Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish. <br />
*Irving Fuchs (148426669) <br />
*Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch". <br />
*Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"<br />
*Jean Jean (28997907)<br />
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)<br />
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).<br />
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)<br />
*Jesús (90309422)<br />
*Jesús Killer (68850295)<br />
*Jesus Lemonade (115601422)<br />
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)<br />
*John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French<br />
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)<br />
*John St John (92847956) <br />
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)<br />
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)<br />
*Kick Asser (110835628)<br />
*Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team<br />
*King Koch (44244610)<br />
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"<br />
*La La (45601760)<br />
*Lance Lance (17866979)<br />
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)<br />
*Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?<br />
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish<br />
*Li Li (6895133)<br />
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle<br />
*Long Bearcock (90645253)<br />
*Long Wang (45444058)<br />
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.<br />
*Major Dumas (32083923)<br />
*Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"<br />
*Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...<br />
*Manuel Dick (82149283)<br />
*Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"<br />
*Mario Wanka (38861900)<br />
*Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)<br />
*Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian<br />
*Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results<br />
*Max Risk (146108927)<br />
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?<br />
*Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish<br />
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)<br />
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"<br />
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.<br />
*Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian<br />
*Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"<br />
*Otto Matic (11054466)<br />
*Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish<br />
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"<br />
*Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon<br />
*Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.<br />
*Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.<br />
*Priest Blocker (141761636)<br />
*Pu Si (6656589)<br />
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls<br />
*Randy Hamster (29362136)<br />
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"<br />
*Reşit Dikçam (134915700)<br />
*Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor<br />
*Riny (72237234)<br />
*Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie<br />
*Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese<br />
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"<br />
*Salah Alami (77463344)<br />
*Sansón (81396266)<br />
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"<br />
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.<br />
*Shakes Minge (17539796)<br />
*She He (27100093) - A shemale<br />
*She Suk-ho (121970649)<br />
*Squid Day (128413558) <br />
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest<br />
*Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper<br />
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"<br />
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"<br />
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"<br />
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"<br />
*Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"<br />
*Walter Wanker (25839246)<br />
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)<br />
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"<br />
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)<br />
*Will Do (164098185)<br />
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee<br />
*Willi De Cock (98299231)<br />
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)<br />
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player<br />
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"<br />
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?<br />
*Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).<br />
*Chau Keng Chao (161076907)- "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.<br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br><br />
[[Celebrity players]]<br />
[[category:Players]]</div>Berci27https://wiki.hattrick.org/index.php?title=Team_names&diff=79598Team names2007-12-01T14:57:48Z<p>Berci27: /* Unique Team Names */</p>
<hr />
<div>==About [[Team]] Names==<br />
As in real life, in Hattrick's world each team has its own individual name. The name of the team is its prime distinguish sign of other teams in Hattrick, as it is much easier to remember a name of a team, such as AC Milan or Manchester United, than an [[ID number]] (e.g. 340592).<br />
<br />
<br />
===Common Prefixes and Suffixes of Teams Around the World===<br />
In order to make [[bot teams]]' names different, the HT engine combines randomly [[regions]]' names and some prefixes, which are special for every country. <br />
*[[Al Jazair]] - AS, Club of ..., CODM, SC, WYDAD<br />
*[[Al Maghrib]] - KAC de ..., Kawkab AC de ..., Olympique de ..., Raja, SC<br />
*[[Al Urdun]] - AC, FC, United<br />
*[[Andorra]] - Athletico, Celta, Deportivo, FC, Racing, RCD<br />
*[[Argentina]] - CA, FC, CSyD, Club Atlético, Fútbol Club, Club Social y Deportivo<br />
*[[Bahrain]] - AC, FC, United<br />
*[[Belarus]] - Avtomobilist, Diana, Energiya, Kosmos, Kolomna, Lokomotiv, Metallurg, Monolit, Progress, Spartak, Torpedo, Trans, Zenit<br />
*[[België]] - AA, Excelsior, FC, KV, R., SC, SK, SV, Sporting, VV (or combinations such as K.A.A, KFC, KSK, KSV, KVSK, RSC ...)<br />
*[[Brasil]] - CR, EC, SC, SE, FC<br />
*[[Canada]] - Polar Dogs, Polar Bears, Canucks, Mounties, Miners, Brutes, Rangers, Nordiques, Diggers, Tanners, Drillers, Hunters, Timbermen, Pioneers, Blizzards, Oilers.<br />
*[[China]] - United, FC (mostly behind the team's name)<br />
*[[Česká republika]] - AC, FC, FK, SK<br />
*[[Danmark]] - BK, FK, IF , FC , GF<br />
*[[Deutschland]] - FC, SC, SpVgg, TuS, TSV, SV (or combinations FSV, HSV, SSV, SVW)<br />
*[[England]] - FC, United, City, Town, Athletic, Rovers, Reserves, Wanderers<br />
*[[España]] - Real, Atletico, Deportivo<br />
*[[France]] - AS, FC, Olympique<br />
*[[Hong Kong]] - Dragons<br />
*[[Israel]] - Maccabi, Beitar, Hapoel<br />
*[[Italia]] - AC, Inter<br />
*[[Latvija]] - FK, Skonto, Ditton, Jurmala, Ventspils, Metalurgs, ASK<br />
*[[México]] - Real, CF, Club, Athletico, Deportivo<br />
*[[Moldova]] - Steaua, United, FC<br />
*[[Nederland]] - FC, SC, SV, VV, ... Vooruit, Sparta, Excelsior.<br />
*[[Nippon]] - United, Otakus, Eagles, Bluefins<br />
*[[Norge]] - BK, FK, IF, IK, IL<br />
*[[Österreich]] - AK, SV, SK<br />
*[[Polska]] - KS, MKS, GKS, CWKS, Pogon, Gornik <br />
*[[România]] - FCM, CSM<br />
*[[Rossiya]] - FK, Zenit, Spartak, Lokomotiv, CSKA<br />
*[[Schweiz]] - FC, SV, AS<br />
*[[Slovenija]] - NK, ND, FC<br />
*[[Sverige]] - IFK, IF, IK, BK, IS, BOIS, FK, FF<br />
*[[USA]] - Apaches, Bears, Conquerors, Heroes, Huns, Indian, Kickers, Spartan, Stars, Wolves<br />
*[[Vietnam]] - United, Club<br />
<br />
===Unique Team Names===<br />
In Hattrick's world, not all teams stick to a formula for names.<br />
<br />
Special team names gives a unique flavour to Hattrick, and makes the game more enjoyable and personalised.<br />
<br />
In the English speaking leagues, bad puns are always a favourite, as are names involving popular animals such as monkeys.<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[England]] - Floss Untied (54600), Not Very United (59560), Norfolk Enchancers (954303), Hugh Jarse (7429), hugh janus (58288)<br />
<br />
*[[Deutschland]] - Name wurde an eine Großbrauerei verkauft (523076) ["Name was sold to a huge brewery"]<br />
<br />
*[[Finland]] - German u20 National Rowers and Gay Axel (1057846) <br />
<br />
*[[Israel]] - Maccabi Schnitzel (340592); flotzim (153810) ["farts" in Hebrew]; f.c ha'kaka zaf (346999) ["The shit is floating" in hebrew] .<br />
<br />
*[[Nederland]] - [[viermatrozenineenwinkelwagentjekomtzeldenvoor]] (213318) [foursailorsinashoppingtrolleyrarelyhappens in Dutch]; United United (21050); Voorruit Vooruit (209232) ["windscreen go ahead" in Dutch]; Superlekkere thee in rust (21098) ["very tasty tea at half time" in Dutch]; S.C. Rotum (361571) [This should be clear enough]; Football United Club Krimpen (1011337) [F.U.C.K.]<br />
<br />
*[[México]]- [[Caifanes FC ]] [a rock group ](204629) <br />
<br />
*[[Danmark]] - Fremad Bagud (202449) ["Forward Backwards" in Danish]<br />
<br />
*[[Hungary]] - Lehet, hogy néz egy csaj. (1646429) ["Maybe a girl is watching me." in Hungarian]; Nem Tom Fc (577851) ["I don't know" in Hungarian]<br />
<br />
*[[Oceania]] - The Frying Pigs (37177)<br />
<br />
*[[Colombia]] - Tu Papá ya es Grande (543888) (Literally translates "Your Dad is already grown up" but it is read as "your Papaya is big")<br />
<br />
*[[Peru]] - Once Vampiros Rojinegros (397177) (Eleven Red&Black Vampires); Shalala Billy (686858); CSKA AZ AS VfB VfL Real Olympique United FCA S.A (1620590)<br />
<br />
*[[Schweiz]] - FC Stelo Verda (1451864) (Using the language Esperanto of L. Zamenhof, meaning FC green star, which leads us to the flag of this idiom)<br />
<br />
*[[Saudi Arabia]] - Alan Moore's Beard (394446) (Famous English comic book writer and creator of Constantine, V for Vendetta, and Watchmen. Has a tremendously long beard and apparently a fan in Saudi Arabia. What were the odds?).<br />
<br />
*[[Sweden]] - 60+ och ölmage - still going strong (40380) (the first part of the name means 60+ and beer belly)<br />
<br />
*[[USA]] - Can't Be Worse Than Liverpool (71615); Future Tofu Yoinkers of America featuring sergiv30 (222113); Greedy Orphans Fighting and Biting (222208); Split Perssonality (8220)<br />
<br />
*[[Cyprus]] - Cyprus' worst team ever (now deleted)<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
*[[funny names| Funny Players' names]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Game Concepts]]</div>Berci27https://wiki.hattrick.org/index.php?title=Team_names&diff=79565Team names2007-11-30T16:39:31Z<p>Berci27: </p>
<hr />
<div>==About [[Team]] Names==<br />
As in real life, in Hattrick's world each team has its own individual name. The name of the team is its prime distinguish sign of other teams in Hattrick, as it is much easier to remember a name of a team, such as AC Milan or Manchester United, than an [[ID number]] (e.g. 340592).<br />
<br />
<br />
===Common Prefixes and Suffixes of Teams Around the World===<br />
In order to make [[bot teams]]' names different, the HT engine combines randomly [[regions]]' names and some prefixes, which are special for every country. <br />
*[[Al Jazair]] - AS, Club of ..., CODM, SC, WYDAD<br />
*[[Al Maghrib]] - KAC de ..., Kawkab AC de ..., Olympique de ..., Raja, SC<br />
*[[Al Urdun]] - AC, FC, United<br />
*[[Andorra]] - Athletico, Celta, Deportivo, FC, Racing, RCD<br />
*[[Argentina]] - CA, FC, CSyD, Club Atlético, Fútbol Club, Club Social y Deportivo<br />
*[[Bahrain]] - AC, FC, United<br />
*[[Belarus]] - Avtomobilist, Diana, Energiya, Kosmos, Kolomna, Lokomotiv, Metallurg, Monolit, Progress, Spartak, Torpedo, Trans, Zenit<br />
*[[België]] - AA, Excelsior, FC, KV, R., SC, SK, SV, Sporting, VV (or combinations such as K.A.A, KFC, KSK, KSV, KVSK, RSC ...)<br />
*[[Brasil]] - CR, EC, SC, SE, FC<br />
*[[Canada]] - Polar Dogs, Polar Bears, Canucks, Mounties, Miners, Brutes, Rangers, Nordiques, Diggers, Tanners, Drillers, Hunters, Timbermen, Pioneers, Blizzards, Oilers.<br />
*[[China]] - United, FC (mostly behind the team's name)<br />
*[[Česká republika]] - AC, FC, FK, SK<br />
*[[Danmark]] - BK, FK, IF , FC , GF<br />
*[[Deutschland]] - FC, SC, SpVgg, TuS, TSV, SV (or combinations FSV, HSV, SSV, SVW)<br />
*[[England]] - FC, United, City, Town, Athletic, Rovers, Reserves, Wanderers<br />
*[[España]] - Real, Atletico, Deportivo<br />
*[[France]] - AS, FC, Olympique<br />
*[[Hong Kong]] - Dragons<br />
*[[Israel]] - Maccabi, Beitar, Hapoel<br />
*[[Italia]] - AC, Inter<br />
*[[Latvija]] - FK, Skonto, Ditton, Jurmala, Ventspils, Metalurgs, ASK<br />
*[[México]] - Real, CF, Club, Athletico, Deportivo<br />
*[[Moldova]] - Steaua, United, FC<br />
*[[Nederland]] - FC, SC, SV, VV, ... Vooruit, Sparta, Excelsior.<br />
*[[Nippon]] - United, Otakus, Eagles, Bluefins<br />
*[[Norge]] - BK, FK, IF, IK, IL<br />
*[[Österreich]] - AK, SV, SK<br />
*[[Polska]] - KS, MKS, GKS, CWKS, Pogon, Gornik <br />
*[[România]] - FCM, CSM<br />
*[[Rossiya]] - FK, Zenit, Spartak, Lokomotiv, CSKA<br />
*[[Schweiz]] - FC, SV, AS<br />
*[[Slovenija]] - NK, ND, FC<br />
*[[Sverige]] - IFK, IF, IK, BK, IS, BOIS, FK, FF<br />
*[[USA]] - Apaches, Bears, Conquerors, Heroes, Huns, Indian, Kickers, Spartan, Stars, Wolves<br />
*[[Vietnam]] - United, Club<br />
<br />
===Unique Team Names===<br />
In Hattrick's world, not all teams stick to a formula for names.<br />
<br />
Special team names gives a unique flavour to Hattrick, and makes the game more enjoyable and personalised.<br />
<br />
In the English speaking leagues, bad puns are always a favourite, as are names involving popular animals such as monkeys.<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[England]] - Floss Untied (54600), Not Very United (59560), Norfolk Enchancers (954303), Hugh Jarse (7429), hugh janus (58288)<br />
<br />
*[[Deutschland]] - Name wurde an eine Großbrauerei verkauft (523076) ["Name was sold to a huge brewery"]<br />
<br />
*[[Finland]] - German u20 National Rowers and Gay Axel (1057846) <br />
<br />
*[[Israel]] - Maccabi Schnitzel (340592); flotzim (153810) ["farts" in Hebrew]; f.c ha'kaka zaf (346999) ["The shit is floating" in hebrew] .<br />
<br />
*[[Nederland]] - [[viermatrozenineenwinkelwagentjekomtzeldenvoor]] (213318) [foursailorsinashoppingtrolleyrarelyhappens in Dutch]; United United (21050); Voorruit Vooruit (209232) ["windscreen go ahead" in Dutch]; Superlekkere thee in rust (21098) ["very tasty tea at half time" in Dutch]; S.C. Rotum (361571) [This should be clear enough]; Football United Club Krimpen (1011337) [F.U.C.K.]<br />
<br />
*[[México]]- [[Caifanes FC ]] [a rock group ](204629) <br />
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*[[Danmark]] - Fremad Bagud (202449) ["Forward Backwards" in Danish]<br />
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*[[Hungary]] - Lehet, hogy néz egy csaj. (1646429) ["Maybe a girl is watching me." in Hungarian]<br />
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*[[Oceania]] - The Frying Pigs (37177)<br />
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*[[Colombia]] - Tu Papá ya es Grande (543888) (Literally translates "Your Dad is already grown up" but it is read as "your Papaya is big")<br />
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*[[Peru]] - Once Vampiros Rojinegros (397177) (Eleven Red&Black Vampires); Shalala Billy (686858); CSKA AZ AS VfB VfL Real Olympique United FCA S.A (1620590)<br />
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*[[Schweiz]] - FC Stelo Verda (1451864) (Using the language Esperanto of L. Zamenhof, meaning FC green star, which leads us to the flag of this idiom)<br />
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*[[Saudi Arabia]] - Alan Moore's Beard (394446) (Famous English comic book writer and creator of Constantine, V for Vendetta, and Watchmen. Has a tremendously long beard and apparently a fan in Saudi Arabia. What were the odds?).<br />
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*[[Sweden]] - 60+ och ölmage - still going strong (40380) (the first part of the name means 60+ and beer belly)<br />
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*[[USA]] - Can't Be Worse Than Liverpool (71615); Future Tofu Yoinkers of America featuring sergiv30 (222113); Greedy Orphans Fighting and Biting (222208); Split Perssonality (8220)<br />
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*[[Cyprus]] - Cyprus' worst team ever (now deleted)<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[funny names| Funny Players' names]]<br />
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[[Category:Game Concepts]]</div>Berci27https://wiki.hattrick.org/index.php?title=Funny_names&diff=79561Funny names2007-11-30T11:09:09Z<p>Berci27: /* Other funny names */</p>
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<div>== Weird Names ==<br />
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*'''I-Q'''(5203016)<br />
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=== Robotic +C34 Range ===<br />
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*'''Don Helmus+C34'''(6021333)<br />
*'''Menno Helmus+C34'''(5541795) <br />
*'''Boris Helmus+C34'''(6095814) <br />
*'''Quincy Helmus+C34'''(6949575) <br />
*'''Nick Helmus+C34'''(5400511) <br />
*'''Raymond Helmus+C34'''(6957296) <br />
*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)<br />
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== Long Names ==<br />
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* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.<br />
* '''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.<br />
* '''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.<br />
* '''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504) - 50 characters<br />
* '''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (50978151) - 50 characters<br />
* '''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109) - 49 characters<br />
* '''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (22948541) - 46 characters<br />
* '''Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47746666) - 45 characters<br />
* '''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982) - 43 characters<br />
* '''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.<br />
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== Short Names ==<br />
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* '''Oh''' (28747795) <br />
* '''Li''' (70120821)<br />
* '''Co''' (72235698)<br />
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired<br />
* '''Ko''' (57585350)<br />
* '''Ye''' (149889718)<br />
* '''Pi''' (418236) Youth Squad Scout<br />
* ''' ''' (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000 <br />
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick<br />
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== Other funny names ==<br />
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*Adolf Wanker (40371342)<br />
*Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.<br />
*Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick<br />
*Aladdin Muslim (154564544)<br />
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese<br />
*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)<br />
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)<br />
*Antal Annus (34180879)<br />
*Antti Kristo (183074419) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?<br />
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain<br />
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"<br />
*Beat Loser (31280573)<br />
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"<br />
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"<br />
*Ben De Cock (91734537)<br />
*Ben Dover (40174093)<br />
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!<br />
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]<br />
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow<br />
*Boubin (124487279)<br />
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species<br />
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him<br />
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.<br />
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!<br />
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"<br />
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish<br />
*Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy<br />
*Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark<br />
*Cock Bony (36130050)<br />
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends<br />
*Constantin Hell (64768415)<br />
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...<br />
*Dick Burger (20242253)<br />
*Dick Byrne (80948916)<br />
*Dick Dick (49705273)<br />
*Dick Frame (153304718)<br />
*Dick Gay (177222295)<br />
*Dick Hamburger (13188138)<br />
*Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"<br />
*Dick Small (11238080)<br />
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy<br />
*Dick Toon (75438709) <br />
*Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian<br />
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828) <br />
*Ding Dong (41917816)<br />
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'<br />
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...<br />
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"<br />
*Fatty Smeltz (98663775)<br />
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"<br />
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?<br />
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)<br />
*Flip Funk (47694445)<br />
*Fokke de Kok (99823092)<br />
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)<br />
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??<br />
*Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"<br />
*Gang Jang (96832945)<br />
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?<br />
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)<br />
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)<br />
*Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)<br />
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"<br />
*General Mosquito (77693077)<br />
*George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!<br />
*Gerald Gay (44914292)<br />
*German Bich (152919913)<br />
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"<br />
*Guido De Cock (142522985)<br />
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"<br />
*Harley Davidson (118225541)<br />
*Harry Ball (57494446)<br />
*Harry Vagana (121447243)<br />
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"<br />
*Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?<br />
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"<br />
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand<br />
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)<br />
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"<br />
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)<br />
*Henryk Śmierć (176532726) - "Henry Death" in Polish<br />
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...<br />
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch<br />
*Hu Huu (6608630)<br />
*I-Q (5203016)<br />
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a<br />
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!<br />
*Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish. <br />
*Irving Fuchs (148426669) <br />
*Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch". <br />
*Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"<br />
*Jean Jean (28997907)<br />
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)<br />
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).<br />
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)<br />
*Jesús (90309422)<br />
*Jesús Killer (68850295)<br />
*Jesus Lemonade (115601422)<br />
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)<br />
*John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French<br />
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)<br />
*John St John (92847956) <br />
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)<br />
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)<br />
*Kick Asser (110835628)<br />
*Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team<br />
*King Koch (44244610)<br />
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"<br />
*La La (45601760)<br />
*Lance Lance (17866979)<br />
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)<br />
*Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?<br />
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish<br />
*Li Li (6895133)<br />
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle<br />
*Long Bearcock (90645253)<br />
*Long Wang (45444058)<br />
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.<br />
*Major Dumas (32083923)<br />
*Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"<br />
*Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...<br />
*Manuel Dick (82149283)<br />
*Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"<br />
*Mario Wanka (38861900)<br />
*Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)<br />
*Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian<br />
*Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results<br />
*Max Risk (146108927)<br />
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?<br />
*Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish<br />
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)<br />
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"<br />
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.<br />
*Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian<br />
*Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"<br />
*Otto Matic (11054466)<br />
*Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish<br />
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"<br />
*Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon<br />
*Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.<br />
*Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.<br />
*Priest Blocker (141761636)<br />
*Pu Si (6656589)<br />
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls<br />
*Randy Hamster (29362136)<br />
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"<br />
*Reşit Dikçam (134915700)<br />
*Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor<br />
*Riny (72237234)<br />
*Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie<br />
*Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese<br />
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"<br />
*Salah Alami (77463344)<br />
*Sansón (81396266)<br />
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"<br />
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.<br />
*Shakes Minge (17539796)<br />
*She He (27100093) - A shemale<br />
*She Suk-ho (121970649)<br />
*Squid Day (128413558) <br />
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest<br />
*Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper<br />
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"<br />
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"<br />
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"<br />
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"<br />
*Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"<br />
*Walter Wanker (25839246)<br />
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)<br />
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"<br />
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)<br />
*Will Do (164098185)<br />
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee<br />
*Willi De Cock (98299231)<br />
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)<br />
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player<br />
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"<br />
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?<br />
*Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).<br />
*Chau Keng Chao (161076907)- "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
<br />
[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br><br />
[[Celebrity players]]<br />
[[category:Players]]</div>Berci27