Hattrick - User contributions [en]

HT-Tjecken

2008-07-28T17:30:06Z

Hayerisator:

HT-Tjecken is mostly known for his extreme skill with knitting. HT-Tjecken once knitted a mitten so large that even SL-Martin was impressed.

== External links ==
* [http://www.hattrick.org.il/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=220 Interview with HT-Tjecken]

{{stub-user}}
[[category:Hattrick Team members|Tjecken]]
[[Category:Swedish Users]]

tjecken is een homo ole ole ole ole

en ik kan et weten want me reet doet nog pijn

toen hij z,n dikke lul in me kont stak moest ik bijna kotsen godverdomme

ps over een half uur kohu

Mod-Palomar

2008-07-28T17:15:49Z

Hayerisator: /* Tour de Spam */

'''Mod-Palomar''' is a [[Nederland|Dutch]] manager and the owner of [[Theseus1]], currently playing in division [[III.11_(Nederland)|III.11]]. Palomar won 7 leaguetitles with his team, and is known as a good manager. He is also a [[Moderator|Mod]] in the Dutch [[conferences]]. While in charge of the [[Dutch NT]] he brought the squad to the 6th place during [[World Cup X]].

== Tour de Spam ==
Mod-Palomar was the best Climber in the [[Tour de Spam 2005|Tour de Spam of 2005]] and won the Polka Dot jersey with 70 points. He finished with 15 points more than the winner of the second place [[User:Swiebie|Swiebie]].

But who cares,

Palomar heeft zijn armen ook tot zijn ellebogen onder de stront zitten.
en is me toch te machtsgeil.

Zijn onhumane posts verraden dat hij op 11 jarige leeftijd van zijn ballen berooft is..

[[Category:Dutch Users|Palomar]]
[[Category:Hattrick workers|Palomar]]

Belgian Freaks United

2008-07-18T13:24:07Z

Hayerisator:

[[Begian freaks United]]

Belgian freaks United, shortly known as [[Bfu]]

This federation contains much history,

over 600 spam topics are closed there.

Started by Hotdof this fed was legendary in the early 2005 till earley 2007.

There are many famous ht players have been member, and a lot of them still are..

the current leader of bfu is [[-bossie-]]

feel free to join this fed to make it what it once was.

Belgian Freaks United

2008-07-18T13:23:46Z

Hayerisator:

[[Begian freaks United]]

Belgian freaks United, shortly known as [[BFU]]

This federation contains much history,

over 600 spam topics are closed there.

Started by Hotdof this fed was legendary in the early 2005 till earley 2007.

There are many famous ht players have been member, and a lot of them still are..

the current leader of bfu is [[-bossie-]]

feel free to join this fed to make it what it once was.

ZeverFed

2008-07-16T14:46:14Z

Hayerisator:

== Zeverfed (Alianceid: 40800) ==
Zever is Flemish for bullshit. It's a Flemish/Dutch federation where everyone talks nonsense.
This is the most beautiful place on hattrick.
It was founded by [[ARAG-Kiekske]],[[Tubsie]] and [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]] Keep it a secret !
You can do everything you want over there.
You'll find a lot of games, and a lot of members to talk to.
You can open as many topics as you want, as long as you post nothing serious.

At the moment, some ZF-members are involved in [[Tour de Spam]] in the Sealand-federation. The first stage was spammed in 12:30 minutes, a record, thanks to Hayerisator, Red-Joe, Flyingpaddestoel, WuRTeL, wijsneus, VETS-Atomixer and -Lama-.

The zeverfed is founded on Aprl 28th of 2006 by Tubsie, ZF-tekkiewekkie and ZF-Superkieken (presently known as ARAG-kiekske).

== The 'Zeveraar' ==
Members of ZF, also called '''Zeveraars''', have several things in common:

- They have a strange kind of humour. A kind that GM's don't (or won't) understand. That's why ZF-members are not very good friends with these noble safety keepers of the Hattrick Community. But Zeveraars do not want to irritate people. They only want to make this world a better place by giving the NT-fora the humour it often misses. Unfortunately, some people don't want to see this.

- Zeveraars are all men aged between 18 and 45. They have an obsessive love for [[Vanessa]] and also [[Lien]] is quite popular.

- All Zeveraars hate Heineken.

- All Zeveraars have hair under their arm pits.

- They're all sexy and very muscular, especially [[Hayerisator]].

== The Ole problem ==
Except spamming and bringing joy to Hattrick fora, Zeveraars also do really good things for Hattrick. One recent example is banning out the Ole problem:

Microsoft '''OLE''' DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'

Invalid connection string attribute

/Common/includes/Database2.asp, line 193

Everyone knows this problem. It often occured when you were surfing Hattrick. The Zeveraars bought as much Ole's as they could and at may 25th 2008 ([[VETS-Atomixer]]'s birthday) all Ole's were fired. After that bloody sunday, the OLE-errors are rumoured to have disappeared.

== Known Zeveraars ==
A few known Zeveraars are:

- [[Tubsie]]

- [[ZF-Fakteur]]

- [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]]

- [[ZF-Kripottel]]

- [[Hayerisator]]

- [[Mr_Soleil]]

- [[ZF-Korpiklaani]]

- [[ZF-DreamTheater]]

- [[Dopefish]]

- [[-Lama-]]

- [[VETS-Atomixer]]

- [[Kronosek]]

- [[oldtrafford]]

- [[Red-Joe]]

[[Category:Belgian Federations|ZF]]
[[Category:Dutch Federations|ZF]]

ZeverFed

2008-07-16T14:46:00Z

Hayerisator:

== Zeverfed (Alianceid: 40800) ==
Zever is Flemish for bullshit. It's a Flemish/Dutch federation where everyone talks nonsense.
This is the most beautiful place on hattrick.
It was founded by [[ARAG-Kiekske]],[[Tubsie]]and [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]] Keep it a secret !
You can do everything you want over there.
You'll find a lot of games, and a lot of members to talk to.
You can open as many topics as you want, as long as you post nothing serious.

At the moment, some ZF-members are involved in [[Tour de Spam]] in the Sealand-federation. The first stage was spammed in 12:30 minutes, a record, thanks to Hayerisator, Red-Joe, Flyingpaddestoel, WuRTeL, wijsneus, VETS-Atomixer and -Lama-.

The zeverfed is founded on Aprl 28th of 2006 by Tubsie, ZF-tekkiewekkie and ZF-Superkieken (presently known as ARAG-kiekske).

== The 'Zeveraar' ==
Members of ZF, also called '''Zeveraars''', have several things in common:

- They have a strange kind of humour. A kind that GM's don't (or won't) understand. That's why ZF-members are not very good friends with these noble safety keepers of the Hattrick Community. But Zeveraars do not want to irritate people. They only want to make this world a better place by giving the NT-fora the humour it often misses. Unfortunately, some people don't want to see this.

- Zeveraars are all men aged between 18 and 45. They have an obsessive love for [[Vanessa]] and also [[Lien]] is quite popular.

- All Zeveraars hate Heineken.

- All Zeveraars have hair under their arm pits.

- They're all sexy and very muscular, especially [[Hayerisator]].

== The Ole problem ==
Except spamming and bringing joy to Hattrick fora, Zeveraars also do really good things for Hattrick. One recent example is banning out the Ole problem:

Microsoft '''OLE''' DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'

Invalid connection string attribute

/Common/includes/Database2.asp, line 193

Everyone knows this problem. It often occured when you were surfing Hattrick. The Zeveraars bought as much Ole's as they could and at may 25th 2008 ([[VETS-Atomixer]]'s birthday) all Ole's were fired. After that bloody sunday, the OLE-errors are rumoured to have disappeared.

== Known Zeveraars ==
A few known Zeveraars are:

- [[Tubsie]]

- [[ZF-Fakteur]]

- [[ZF-Tekkiewekkie]]

- [[ZF-Kripottel]]

- [[Hayerisator]]

- [[Mr_Soleil]]

- [[ZF-Korpiklaani]]

- [[ZF-DreamTheater]]

- [[Dopefish]]

- [[-Lama-]]

- [[VETS-Atomixer]]

- [[Kronosek]]

- [[oldtrafford]]

- [[Red-Joe]]

[[Category:Belgian Federations|ZF]]
[[Category:Dutch Federations|ZF]]

Funny names

2008-06-06T13:25:25Z

Hayerisator:

== Weird Names ==

* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}

=== Robotic +C34 Range ===

* Don Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6021333}}
* Menno Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5541795}}
* Boris Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6095814}}
* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}}
* Nick Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5400511}}
* Raymond Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6957296}}
* Joep Helmus+C34 {{playerid|1705960}}

== Long Names ==

* Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|171982397}} - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
* Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|103391259}} - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
* Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|90041237}} - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
* Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|192715137}} - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
* Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47643024}} - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
* Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|17388545}} - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
* Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|124522504}} - 50 characters
* Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|50978151}} - 50 characters
* Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten {{playerid|28651109}} - 49 characters
* Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|22948541}} - 46 characters
* Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47746666}} - 45 characters
* Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|100876982}} - 43 characters
* Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan {{playerid|1235673}} - 35 characters, longest first name.

== Short Names ==

* Oh {{playerid|28747795}}
* Li {{playerid|70120821}}
* Co {{playerid|72235698}}
* Yi {{playerid|8195188}} - fired
* Ko {{playerid|57585350}}
* Ye {{playerid|149889718}}
* Pi {{playerid|418236}} Youth Squad Scout
* {{playerid|164809796}} - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

== Other funny names ==
* [[Adolf Fuhrer]] {{playerid|56019363}}
* Adolf Wanker {{playerid|40371342}}
* Albert Puto {{playerid|129049567}} - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}}
* Anastazy Puta {{playerid|76505431}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}
* Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}
* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}}
* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
* Bahti Organa {{playerid|158606947}} - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ"
* Basile Bastard {{playerid|10937734}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
* Beat Marti {{playerid|13038570}} - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}}
* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
* Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K"
* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}}
* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}
* Benito Camelo {{playerid|133344924}} - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
* Boe Boe {{playerid|57984141}}- Dutch sounds of a cow
* Boubin {{playerid|124487279}}
* Boy Panda {{playerid|27631586}} - Endangered species
* Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him
* Buster Knutson {{playerid|94499965}} - The K is of course silent.
* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
* César Dell´Orto {{playerid|69630708}} - It means "F* cking César" in Spanish
* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
* Christian Wanker {{playerid|139779402}} - Religiously Handy
* Chr. d. VI {{playerid|930259}} King of Denmark
* Cock Bony {{playerid|36130050}}
* Cockatoo Sailor {{playerid|148413556}}- Cock Sailor to his friends
* Constantin Hell {{playerid|64768415}}
* Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra {{playerid|54267748}} - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
* Dick Burger {{playerid|20242253}}
* Dick Byrne {{playerid|80948916}}
* Dick Cumming {{playerid|179582886}}
* Dick de Kock {{playerid|75790006}}
* Dick Dick {{playerid|49705273}}
* Dick Frame {{playerid|153304718}}
* Dick Gay {{playerid|177222295}}
* Dick Hamburger {{playerid|13188138}}
* Dick Rucker {{playerid|80713235}} - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
* Dick Small {{playerid|11238080}}
* Dick Surgeon {{playerid|15008633}} - You probably have received email from this guy
* Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}}
* Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}}
* Didier Xuerub {{playerid|23388247}} - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
* Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho {{playerid|44592828}}
* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}}
* Earl Hickey {{playerid|135387261}} - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
* Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time...
* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
* Elroy Hoefakker {{playerid|133238510}}
* Fatty Smeltz {{playerid|98663775}}
* Fan Pu-La {{playerid|11111251}} - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
* Felice Dalla Sega {{playerid|91241016}} - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
* Freddy Krueger {{playerid|10352435}}
* Flip Funk {{playerid|47694445}}
* Fokke de Kok {{playerid|99823092}}
* Fu King-Chou {{playerid|63742749}}
* Gabriel Omar Killer {{playerid|54732394}} - Omar Killer??
* Gal X. Narkis {{playerid|146448037}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
* Gang Jang {{playerid|96832945}}
* Gavin Dorsett, III {{playerid|92378997}} - A football playing king?
* Gaylord Powers {{playerid|14420151}}
* Gaylord Curry {{playerid|114450279}}
* Gaylord Mcqueen {{playerid|41938419}}
* Garip Bugday {{playerid|47012999}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"
* General Mosquito {{playerid|77693077}}
* George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away!
* Gerald Gay {{playerid|44914292}}
* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}
* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
* Guido De Cock {{playerid|142522985}}
* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
* Ha Ha {{playerid|112897227}} - A true clown
* Ha Ha {{playerid|100336767}} - Practical joker
* Harley Davidson {{playerid|118225541}}
* Harry Ball {{playerid|57494446}}
* Harry Vagana {{playerid|121447243}}
* Hasse Gott {{playerid|28162320}} - German for "I hate God"
* Heiko Freibier {{playerid|66239315}} We all want "free beer", don't we?
* Heiko Naaktgeboren {{playerid|69979015}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
* Hein Eken {{playerid|115017524}} - Famous Dutch beer brand
* He Suk-Suk {{playerid|54490571}}
* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}}
* Henryk Śmierć {{playerid|176532726}} - "Henry Death" in Polish
* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is...
* Horst Puta {{playerid|38213146}} - puta is Spanish for bitch
* Hu Huu {{playerid|6608630}}
* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}
* I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)ka
* Idzislaw Wstydliwy {{playerid|94602042}} - try to say his name!
* Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
* Innar Äss {{playerid|185916996}}
* Irving Fuchs {{playerid|148426669}}
* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}}
* Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
* Jan Fiutak {{playerid|160289059}} Polish for John "Penis"
* Jean Jean {{playerid|28997907}}
* Jean Jean-Jean {{playerid|6142192}}
* Jebbe Mather {{playerid|67732460}} - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
* Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}}
* Jesús {{playerid|90309422}}
* Jesús Killer {{playerid|68850295}}
* Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}}
* Jesús Mesías {{playerid|65666388}}
* John Duff {{playerid|34179311}} - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
* Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}}
* John St John {{playerid|92847956}}
* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}}
* Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson {{playerid|125751035}}
* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}}
* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team
* King Koch {{playerid|44244610}}
* Koen Aben {{playerid|32118434}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
* La La {{playerid|45601760}}
* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}}
* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}}
* Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
* Li Li {{playerid|6895133}}
* Li On {{playerid|125868285}} - big cat of the jungle
* Long Bearcock {{playerid|90645253}}
* Long Wang {{playerid|45444058}}
* Maik Seemen {{playerid|30441406}} - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
* Major Dumas {{playerid|32083923}}
* Malte Schmuddelwetter {{playerid|117118751}} - German for "Painted beastly weather"
* Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
* Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}}
* Marcin Moczygęba {{playerid|139345236}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
* Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}}
* Markus Knusperhäuschen {{playerid|145626366}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
* Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
* Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
* Max Risk {{playerid|146108927}}
* Max Turbo {{playerid|57510084}} - Quick specialty?
* Maxim Saifutdinov {{playerid|50927601}} - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again"
* Miroslav Puta {{playerid|34775515}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}}
* Neema Babla {{playerid|31976236}} - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
* Nick De Bhal {{playerid|83458457}} - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
* Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander {{playerid|72386098}} - Pupp is norwegian for tit
* Ond {{playerid|88901609}}- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
* Onkel Rosin {{playerid|49070393}} - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
* Otto Matic {{playerid|11054466}}
* Paul 'Fettan' Herblad {{playerid|27764033}} - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
* Palle Due {{playerid|37810882}} - Italian for "two balls"
* Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
* Per Vo {{playerid|39572560}}- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
* Pian Kuo-Lee {{playerid|63742362}} - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
* Priest Blocker {{playerid|141761636}}
* Pu Si {{playerid|6656589}}
* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}} - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
* Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}}
* Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom"
* Reşit Dikçam {{playerid|134915700}}
* Richárd Gere {{playerid|162735611}} - would be better as an actor
* Riny {{playerid|72237234}}
* Ronny Ballevanger {{playerid|139463955}} - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
* Rui Sardinha {{playerid|87150362}}- Sardine in Portuguese
* Sacco Weah {{playerid|110025181}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
* Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}}
* Sansón {{playerid|81396266}}
* Shakes Minge {{playerid|17539796}}
* She He {{playerid|27100093}} - A shemale
* She Suk-ho {{playerid|121970649}}
* Si Weon kee {{playerid|143404389}} - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
* Siep Heil {{playerid|99590129}} - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
* Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam {{playerid|22511755}} - He's Canadian...
* Squid Day {{playerid|128413558}}
* Stan Devillers {{playerid|37033549}} - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
* Stanley Duvuduvukulu {{playerid|40156904}}
* Stefan Steffen-Steffen {{playerid|25873027}}
* Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|130376649}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
* Thawan Panturattanasriyothin {{playerid|98217848}} - Canadian
* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"
* Tor Jæger {{playerid|101467049}} - German for "goalhunter"
* Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
* Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
* Vasily Pupkin {{playerid|39269628}} - in Russian means "John Doe"
* Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan {{playerid|11846556}} - Other than that, he's English..
* Walter Wanker {{playerid|25839246}}
* Wibe De Cock {{playerid|49482992}}
* Wiet Tabak {{playerid|90029672}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
* Wiebe Hilarius {{playerid|76915321}}
* Will Do {{playerid|164098185}}
* Will Playfair {{playerid|56205506}} - Not booked very often by the referee
* Willi De Cock {{playerid|98299231}}
* You Yo-Yo {{playerid|21908206}}
* Yvon Parr {{playerid|109218491}} - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
* Zac Patat {{playerid|31565424}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"

== See Also ==
* [[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]
* [[Celebrity players]]

[[Category:Players]]

User talk:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T19:51:04Z

Hayerisator:

I am Haye Oldenburger

27 years old

on ht since 4 years ago,

User:Hayerisator

2008-06-02T19:34:16Z

Hayerisator: /* Hattrick life */

Hayerisator is a Dutch Hattrick player. His real name is Haye Oldenburger and he lives in Emmeloord, with his girlfriend and his two dogs: Tibor and Mojo. They always fart when Haye comes close. Haye is a very hot, sexy man and his hair is so long that he can clean his ass with it. His favourite music is hardrock/metal. Haye is also frontman of his own band, Sidetrack. He plays the guitar and does the background vocals.

== Hattrick life ==
[[Image:Hayeolden.png]]

Haye's main target in Hattrick is not the same as most Hattrick players. He doesn't care if he has a succesful team or not. Haye's main goal is having fun at the forum. Unfortunately, the GM's do not have that much sense of humor. That's why he is known because of his many bans. His team has been banned several times. His current team (ik maak prak van je prutsteam) is his third already. His reputation forces him to change his name quite often. At this moment his nick is 'Hayerisator'. Other names of him are 'zfbfuspamihenhaye', 'wimpietheunreal' or zf-bfu-hayeolden.

Although the GM's and Mods don't like him, he made a lot of friends in HT. Especially in the federations [[IHEN]] (In Hart en Nieren), [[ZF]] (Zeverfed) and [[SPAM]] (SPetterende AMbiance) he is very popular. His best friend is [[nico_himself]].Hayerisator once came up for nt-u20 coach belgium, he became 5th with 82 votes.

You want to meet this sexy rocker? Then join one of this federations or take a look at the non-HT Belgium forum, where he often tries how far he can go till the GM's punish him. You can also post a message in his guestbook, you will certainly get a message back!

User:Dopefish

2008-06-02T19:15:21Z

Hayerisator:

[[Dopfish]]
Dopefish is a student, who dwell's in the sewers of Amsterdam,
it's a friendly creature, but the sewer damps have polluted his mind.
There is not much more i can tell about this creature, he is a member in ZF for as long as i know.

ZeverFed

2008-06-02T15:13:47Z

Hayerisator:

[[ZF]] [[Zeverfed]]

This is the most beautyful place on hattrick,
you can do everything you want here.
There are a lot of games, and a lot of members to talk with.

User:ZF-Fakteur

2008-06-02T14:48:44Z

Hayerisator:

[[ZF-Fakteur]]
is also a good friend of [[Hayerisator]]
also known as [[zf-bfu-hayeolden]]
[[ZF-Fakteur]] come's from limburg, he is a mailman and has a beautiful wife and a cute daughter, he is the proud owner of [[F.C. Zevende Knoopschat]]

User:Nico himself

2008-06-02T14:46:23Z

Hayerisator:

[[Nico_himself]] is one off the strongminded users.
He even one time refused 3 month's supporter of [[ZF-Fakteur]] because he thought it was a waste of money, he told ZF-Fakteur that he better could spent the money in buying bread for poor people.

User:Nico himself

2008-06-02T14:45:38Z

Hayerisator:

[[Nico_himself]] is one off the strongminded users.
He even one time refused 3 month's supporter of [[ZF-Fakteur]]because he thought it was a waste of money, he told ZF-Fakteur that he better could spent the money in buying bread for poor people.