2005-11-25T21:15:58Z

Laurghita:

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The clown slayer 
By Ranjit 


Clowns are funny people. Apparently, their great sense of humor,
their solid leadership and their popularity don't effect everyone
in the same way. Some believe that clowns are the only reason to
stop their team spirit from collapsing after defeats, while others
believe its another HT urban legend,
Both types of people will admit, though, that between the moment
of disappointement, when you find out that your youth pull not only
is 21yo, but also got TSI below 50, and the moment when you are
firing him on his way to shop in the mall, you always get a glimpse
at his leadership. Who knows, maybe he can have a career after all.
The clown himself, who was only pulled out few hours back, is already
looking arrogantly at his team mates who are being fired one after
another even they play football much better them himself. This clown's
career can take few turns. Most probably, if he stays in the team
he will watch the games from the vip box. In his long lasting career
he will gain nothing but old age. He can be sold also for few million
rupees to another club and the same faith awaits him there. 
Unless he falls to the hands of laurghita. The manager of
Mormoetii (179175) in the Romanian league. The clown slayer!
Clowns for laurghita are like windmills for don kixote. No matter how
hopeless hi battle looks - he want give it up. Ghita is leading
a clown crusade in three stages: spot the clown, buy him for full
market price and fire him. laurghita's vision is to see a clown-free
hattrick.
What is you problem with clowns?
laurghita: I don't have a problem with clowns in real life. I was never
scared by them in my childhood not do my son. My fight against clowns
is an exclusive hattrick crusade.
Ok. Let me refrase it. What is your problem with HT clowns?
Not with all clowns, just with the majority of them, those who
dont deserve to play in a football team. Low skill clowns ! Low
skill clowns dont deserve theyr almost fixed high price on the market
! Its not normal to sell/buy a 20-200 TSI skill player with aprox.
75.000 Euro or for romanians 1.590.000 Lei just because they are
popular and have leadership solid ! That very little Team Spirit
help from a clown is nothing for a newbie team, they have other
high problems before that.
 
When laurghita started his clown-crusade he published a dramatic
press announcement: 
 
FIRE-Clown Revolution !
laurghita is proud to announce: The Clown Revolution has begun! 
Comrades! For too long low skilled clowns enslaved the world of
Hattrick! This has to end before all newbies lose theyrs precious
coins for a "player" who just scare our players childrens. 
Now, what can I do, you may ask yourself? Find a clown and fire
him! It's as simple as that - sometimes the simplest idea is the
most powerful. Clowns need freedom like other low skilled players.
Let give them all some feedom taste!
And you don't mind hurting your own team by financing this battle?
laurghita: Of course is not good for my team ! I buy and fire until
now five clowns at the market price just because I know if I buy
them and then erase that clowns from Hattrick existence, they cant
fool others newbies to spend their little money on something they
don't need now !
 
I believe you understand that by firing five clowns you will not
make a revolution. How many more are you planning to buy and fire?
laurghita: Revolutions don't necessarily need money, just very good
and charismatic leaders. 
My job is to bring in attention to newbies that low skill clowns
are a myth, even the HT-Staff don't believe in that self-made myth
anymore: Teams without clowns: HT-Bjorn, HT-Hasse, HT-Frid, HT-Mattias,
HT-Trapper,[br]¦ HT-Jonas, HT-Calle, HT-Sarah...Teams with
blind-clowns:HT-Johan, HT-Tjecken.
You opened a federation regardin this issue…
laurghita: that fed died on sight ! No one wants to spend a dime trying
to convince by action the newbies to stay away for the clown extravaganza.
 
I have some verbal support, even some users fire theirs old clowns,
but they don't spend supplementary money to buy and fire other low
skill clowns who hunt the market. You see, it's somehow an expensive
revolution and now everybody is short on money.
Did you as a newbie got ripped off by buying a clown?
laurghita: No, I got one from my youth squad, he was the first clown
I fired of course
When and how did you figure out that its a myth?
laurghita: When I saw a lot of newbies who ask others to define a clown,
obviously they were advised to buy one for their team. and they
listen because they think 'if they are so expensive for a 20 TSI
low skill players they must be a must for a team'. A false deduction
of course.
When you buy a clown (just to fire him) dont you think that you
actualy encourage the clown trade?
laurghita: This is the most common criticism I get from those who say
my buy/fire method is useless. but I know my method attract attention
from newbies so they start listening to me. I grab their attention.
its a good start to change somebody ideas, first make them listen,
by any method, and then convince them by presenting various facts
about the uselessness of low skill clowns.
And the facts would be…
 
To have a clown in your team, is like you call voodoo magic or gypsies
to help you where your management failed. That's why great teams
don't have low skill clowns in their team. because of the shame
this kind of "players" bring upon the manager of that
team. If this manager have to relay on myths to help him win games
then he probably reach the top of his management skill and he don't
know how to go further by himself. If they rely in low skill clown to save the teams then for sure those teams are doomed.
Is there anything in Hattrick that annoys you? Day traders?
laurghita: I have nothing against common day-traders, even I was one
in the beginning, but clown traders, I would like to see them fined
for every clown sell, they make money by fooling newbies with high
prices for low skill clowns and this with the approval of all gamemasters
! That little team spirit help from a clown don't deserve that high
amount of money, with that money newbies can buy a passable midfielder
who have a permanent and high impact in their starting teams.
Do you know anyone that follows you....?
laurghita: I dont remember exact usernames, but about 3-4 clowns were
fired by others and 6 by me until this interview time! Anyway I fire clowns usually when
the clown threads become to large and many start giving their thoughts
about this problem, so I am forced to fire one to open the eyes
of everybody who post on that thread 
Do you think you reach a lot of people that way?
laurghita: yes. A lot. If they don't have the guts to fire their clowns,
then a lot of them sell them or at least stop searching for them.
 
And few words about your team, Mormoetii…
laurghita: First of all - forever NO CLOWN team! I am a manager who
doesn't look to the opposite team; I put on every match the best
team I have at the moment. 
I sell my trainees at magnificent for another magnificent, my best
youth pull till now is a solid who poped to excellent. I sold him
for a solid trainer with passable leadership and for the rest of
the money I made some arena upgrade. I have a nick-ed player Laurentiu
"Cocosatul" Ghita, and 6 other players with the same name Laurentiu Ghita
I saw that you never stay more then 2 seasons in the same level.
is it promotion season for you again? 
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I hope so but also I don't think so. My method of promotion is always
like this: I go to upper level just when with 50% PIC and 100% blind
games I win my league !
Oh, almost forgeth, I am creator of PTG-HT Championship a CHPP
approved application where cup/friendlies matchs take place. I give
a 3-month HT-supporter as prize ! Adress www.ptght.tk !
 
Thank you laurghita. And good luck in your league and your
crusade.

 

 
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