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Funny names
2008-07-16T12:31:41Z
<p>LicacElpas: alc4tcazelli</p>
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<div>bocnae<br />
== Weird Names ==<br />
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* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}<br />
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=== Robotic +C34 Range ===<br />
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* Don Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6021333}}<br />
* Menno Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5541795}} <br />
* Boris Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6095814}} <br />
* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}} <br />
* Nick Helmus+C34 {{playerid|5400511}} <br />
* Raymond Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6957296}} <br />
* Joep Helmus+C34 {{playerid|1705960}}<br />
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== Long Names ==<br />
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* Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|171982397}} - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.<br />
* Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|103391259}} - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.<br />
* Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|90041237}} - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.<br />
* Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|192715137}} - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.<br />
* Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47643024}} - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.<br />
* Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|17388545}} - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.<br />
* Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|124522504}} - 50 characters<br />
* Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|50978151}} - 50 characters<br />
* Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten {{playerid|28651109}} - 49 characters<br />
* Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|22948541}} - 46 characters<br />
* Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim {{playerid|47746666}} - 45 characters<br />
* Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg {{playerid|100876982}} - 43 characters<br />
* Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan {{playerid|1235673}} - 35 characters, longest first name.<br />
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== Short Names ==<br />
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* Oh {{playerid|28747795}} <br />
* Li {{playerid|70120821}}<br />
* Co {{playerid|72235698}}<br />
* Yi {{playerid|8195188}} - fired<br />
* Ko {{playerid|57585350}}<br />
* Ye {{playerid|149889718}}<br />
* Pi {{playerid|418236}} Youth Squad Scout<br />
* {{playerid|164809796}} - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000 <br />
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick<br />
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== Other funny names ==<br />
* [[Adolf Fuhrer]] {{playerid|56019363}}<br />
* Adolf Wanker {{playerid|40371342}}<br />
* Albert Puto {{playerid|129049567}} - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.<br />
* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick<br />
* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}}<br />
* Anastazy Puta {{playerid|76505431}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese<br />
* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}<br />
* Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.<br />
* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}<br />
* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).<br />
* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}}<br />
* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666?<br />
* Bahti Organa {{playerid|158606947}} - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ"<br />
* Basile Bastard {{playerid|10937734}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain<br />
* Beat Marti {{playerid|13038570}} - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"<br />
* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}}<br />
* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"<br />
* Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K"<br />
* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}}<br />
* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}<br />
* Benito Camelo {{playerid|133344924}} - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!<br />
* Bob {{playerid|109567443}} - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]<br />
* Boe Boe {{playerid|57984141}}- Dutch sounds of a cow<br />
* Boubin {{playerid|124487279}}<br />
* Boy Panda {{playerid|27631586}} - Endangered species<br />
* Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him<br />
* Buster Knutson {{playerid|94499965}} - The K is of course silent.<br />
* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!<br />
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"<br />
* César Dell´Orto {{playerid|69630708}} - It means "F* cking César" in Spanish<br />
* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.<br />
* Christian Wanker {{playerid|139779402}} - Religiously Handy<br />
* Chr. d. VI {{playerid|930259}} King of Denmark<br />
* Cyril Parquet {{playerid|196997640}} In french, sounds like "waxing the parquet floor"<br />
* Cock Bony {{playerid|36130050}}<br />
* Cockatoo Sailor {{playerid|148413556}}- Cock Sailor to his friends<br />
* Constantin Hell {{playerid|64768415}}<br />
* Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra {{playerid|54267748}} - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...<br />
* Dick Burger {{playerid|20242253}}<br />
* Dick Byrne {{playerid|80948916}}<br />
* Dick Cumming {{playerid|179582886}}<br />
* Dick de Kock {{playerid|75790006}}<br />
* Dick Dick {{playerid|49705273}}<br />
* Dick Frame {{playerid|153304718}}<br />
* Dick Gay {{playerid|177222295}}<br />
* Dick Hamburger {{playerid|13188138}}<br />
* Dick Rucker {{playerid|80713235}} - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"<br />
* Dick Small {{playerid|11238080}}<br />
* Dick Surgeon {{playerid|15008633}} - You probably have received email from this guy<br />
* Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}} <br />
* Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}}<br />
* Didier Xuerub {{playerid|23388247}} - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian<br />
* Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho {{playerid|44592828}} <br />
* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}}<br />
* Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time...<br />
* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"<br />
* Elroy Hoefakker {{playerid|133238510}}<br />
* Fatty Smeltz {{playerid|98663775}}<br />
* Fan Pu-La {{playerid|11111251}} - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"<br />
* Felice Dalla Sega {{playerid|91241016}} - Italian for "happy with handjob"?<br />
* Flip Funk {{playerid|47694445}}<br />
* Fokke de Kok {{playerid|99823092}}<br />
* Fu King-Chou {{playerid|63742749}}<br />
* Gabriel Omar Killer {{playerid|54732394}} - Omar Killer??<br />
* Gal X. Narkis {{playerid|146448037}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"<br />
* Gang Jang {{playerid|96832945}}<br />
* Gavin Dorsett, III {{playerid|92378997}} - A football playing king?<br />
* Gaylord Powers {{playerid|14420151}}<br />
* Gaylord Curry {{playerid|114450279}}<br />
* Gaylord Mcqueen {{playerid|41938419}}<br />
* Garip Bugday {{playerid|47012999}} - Turkish for "strange wheat"<br />
* General Mosquito {{playerid|77693077}}<br />
* George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away!<br />
* Gerald Gay {{playerid|44914292}}<br />
* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}<br />
* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"<br />
* Guido De Cock {{playerid|142522985}}<br />
* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"<br />
* Ha Ha {{playerid|112897227}} - A true clown<br />
* Ha Ha {{playerid|100336767}} - Practical joker<br />
* Harley Davidson {{playerid|118225541}}<br />
* Harry Ball {{playerid|57494446}}<br />
* Harry Vagana {{playerid|121447243}}<br />
* Hasse Gott {{playerid|28162320}} - German for "I hate God"<br />
* Heiko Freibier {{playerid|66239315}} We all want "free beer", don't we?<br />
* Heiko Naaktgeboren {{playerid|69979015}} - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"<br />
* Hein Eken {{playerid|115017524}} - Famous Dutch beer brand<br />
* He Suk-Suk {{playerid|54490571}}<br />
* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"<br />
* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}}<br />
* Henryk ÅmierÄ {{playerid|176532726}} - "Henry Death" in Polish<br />
* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is...<br />
* Horst Puta {{playerid|38213146}} - puta is Spanish for bitch<br />
* Hu Huu {{playerid|6608630}}<br />
* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}}<br />
* I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)ka<br />
* Idzislaw Wstydliwy {{playerid|94602042}} - try to say his name!<br />
* Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish. <br />
* Innar Ãss {{playerid|185916996}}<br />
* Irving Fuchs {{playerid|148426669}} <br />
* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}}<br />
* Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch". <br />
* Jan Fiutak {{playerid|160289059}} Polish for John "Penis"<br />
* Jean Jean {{playerid|28997907}}<br />
* Jean Jean-Jean {{playerid|6142192}}<br />
* Jebbe Mather {{playerid|67732460}} - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).<br />
* Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}}<br />
* Jesús {{playerid|90309422}}<br />
* Jesús Killer {{playerid|68850295}}<br />
* Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}}<br />
* Jesús MesÃas {{playerid|65666388}}<br />
* John Duff {{playerid|34179311}} - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French<br />
* Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}}<br />
* John St John {{playerid|92847956}} <br />
* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}}<br />
* Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson {{playerid|125751035}}<br />
* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}}<br />
* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team<br />
* King Koch {{playerid|44244610}}<br />
* Koen Aben {{playerid|32118434}} - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"<br />
* La La {{playerid|45601760}}<br />
* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}}<br />
* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}}<br />
* Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?<br />
* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish<br />
* Li Li {{playerid|6895133}}<br />
* Li On {{playerid|125868285}} - big cat of the jungle<br />
* Long Bearcock {{playerid|90645253}}<br />
* Long Wang {{playerid|45444058}}<br />
* Maik Seemen {{playerid|30441406}} - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.<br />
* Major Dumas {{playerid|32083923}}<br />
* Malte Schmuddelwetter {{playerid|117118751}} - German for "Painted beastly weather"<br />
* Manny Doerner-Turk ((playerid|206560946)) - Doener is a turkish food.<br />
* Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...<br />
* Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}}<br />
* Marcin MoczygÄba {{playerid|139345236}} Polish for "moisten mouth"<br />
* Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}}<br />
* Markus Knusperhäuschen {{playerid|145626366}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)<br />
* Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian<br />
* Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results<br />
* Max Risk {{playerid|146108927}}<br />
* Max Turbo {{playerid|57510084}} - Quick specialty?<br />
* Maxim Saifutdinov {{playerid|50927601}} - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again"<br />
* Miroslav Puta {{playerid|34775515}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish<br />
* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}}<br />
* Neema Babla {{playerid|31976236}} - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"<br />
* Nick De Bhal {{playerid|83458457}} - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.<br />
* Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander {{playerid|72386098}} - Pupp is norwegian for tit<br />
* Ond {{playerid|88901609}}- Ond = Evil in Norwegian<br />
* Onkel Rosin {{playerid|49070393}} - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"<br />
* Otto Matic {{playerid|11054466}}<br />
* Paul 'Fettan' Herblad {{playerid|27764033}} - Fettan = vagina in Swedish<br />
* Palle Due {{playerid|37810882}} - Italian for "two balls"<br />
* Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon<br />
* Per Vo {{playerid|39572560}}- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.<br />
* Pian Kuo-Lee {{playerid|63742362}} - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.<br />
* Priest Blocker {{playerid|141761636}}<br />
* Pu Si {{playerid|6656589}}<br />
* Quincy Helmus+C34 {{playerid|6949575}} - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls<br />
* Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}}<br />
* Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom"<br />
* ReÅit Dikçam {{playerid|134915700}}<br />
* Richárd Gere {{playerid|162735611}} - would be better as an actor<br />
* Riny {{playerid|72237234}}<br />
* Ronny Ballevanger {{playerid|139463955}} - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie<br />
* Rui Sardinha {{playerid|87150362}}- Sardine in Portuguese<br />
* Sacco Weah {{playerid|110025181}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"<br />
* Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}}<br />
* Sansón {{playerid|81396266}}<br />
* Shakes Minge {{playerid|17539796}}<br />
* She He {{playerid|27100093}} - A shemale<br />
* She Suk-ho {{playerid|121970649}}<br />
* Si Weon kee {{playerid|143404389}} - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"<br />
* Siep Heil {{playerid|99590129}} - Sounds German, but is Dutch.<br />
* Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam {{playerid|22511755}} - He's Canadian...<br />
* Squid Day {{playerid|128413558}} <br />
* Stan Devillers {{playerid|37033549}} - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest<br />
* Stanley Duvuduvukulu {{playerid|40156904}}<br />
* Stefan Steffen-Steffen {{playerid|25873027}} <br />
* Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|130376649}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper<br />
* Thawan Panturattanasriyothin {{playerid|98217848}} - Canadian<br />
* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?<br />
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"<br />
* Tor Jæger {{playerid|101467049}} - German for "goalhunter"<br />
* Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"<br />
* Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"<br />
* Vasily Pupkin {{playerid|39269628}} - in Russian means "John Doe"<br />
* Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan {{playerid|11846556}} - Other than that, he's English..<br />
* Walter Wanker {{playerid|25839246}}<br />
* Wibe De Cock {{playerid|49482992}}<br />
* Wiet Tabak {{playerid|90029672}} - Dutch for "weed tobacco"<br />
* Wiebe Hilarius {{playerid|76915321}}<br />
* Will Do {{playerid|164098185}}<br />
* Will Playfair {{playerid|56205506}} - Not booked very often by the referee<br />
* Willi De Cock {{playerid|98299231}}<br />
* You Yo-Yo {{playerid|21908206}}<br />
* Yvon Parr {{playerid|109218491}} - should be a golfer, not a soccer player<br />
* Zac Patat {{playerid|31565424}} - Dutch for "bag of chips"<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
* [[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br />
* [[Celebrity players]]<br />
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[[Category:Players]]</div>
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