Hattrick - User contributions [en]

User:Mikebagnall

2005-11-25T16:03:59Z

Moon182:

Hardcore United fan through and through. Hates all scousers with a passion, except the girlfriend hypocritical i know. Holds the position of Jedi Knight in the [[5th Slot Fed]].
== Bagman Quotes ==

''"I nearly said friends then, but we're not allowed friends in here are we"''

''"I could be wrong though"''

''"there seems to be two of them, one with an O and one with a 0"''

User:Mikebagnall

2005-11-25T16:03:42Z

Moon182:

Hardcore United fan through and through. Hates all scousers with a passion, except the girlfriend hypocritical i know. Holds the position of Jedi Knight in the [[5th Slot Fed]].

== Bagman Quotes ==

''"I nearly said friends then, but we're not allowed friends in here are we"''

''"I could be wrong though"''

''"there seems to be two of them, one with an O and one with a 0"''

Abbreviations

2005-11-25T15:49:32Z

Moon182:

A number of abbreviations are used in the Hattrick conferences. The meanings of those abbreviations are as follows:<br><br>

*5SF - [[5th Slot Fed|5th Slot Federation]]
*AIM - [[AIM|Attack in the Middle]]
*AOW - [[AOW|Attack on Wings]]
*BDF - [[Bottom Division Federation]]
*BT - [[Battrick]]
*BTL - [[Between the Lines]]
*CA - [[Counter Attack]]
*CD - [[Central Defender]]
*CHPP - [[CHPP|Certified Hattrick Product Provider]]
*DotS - Dancing On The Streets
*ECD - [[Extra]] [[Central Defender]]
*EFW - [[Extra]] [[Forward]]
*EIM - [[Extra]] [[Inner Midfielder]] (also: XIM)
*FED - [[Federations]]
*FTW - [[Forward]] [[Toward Wing]]
*GK - [[Goalkeeper]]
*GM - [[Game Master]]
*HOL - [[Skills#Sponsors_.26_supporters|High On Life]]
*HT - [[Hattrick]]
*IM - [[Inner Midfielder]]
*LA - [[Language Administrator]]
*LS - [[Leadership]]
*MOD - [[Moderator]], also: Mod
*MOTS - [[Match of the Season]]
*NT - [[National Teams|National Team]]
*OCD - [[Offensive]] [[Central Defender]]
*OWB - [[Offensive]] [[Wing Back]]
*PC - [[Tactics#Play Creatively | Play Creatively]]
*PIC - [[Play it Cool]]
*PIN - [[Play it Normal]]
*PM - [[Players#Playmaking | Playmaking]]
*POE - [[Skills#Team_spirit|Paradise on Earth]]
*SE - [[Special Event]]
*SP - [[Players#Set Pieces|Set Pieces]]
*TC - [[Transfer Compare]]
*TS - [[Skills#Team_spirit|Team Spirit]]
*TSI - [[Total Skill Index]]
*TL - [[Transfer List]]
*TPE - [[Transfer Price Evaluation]], some [[Helper Applications]] offer this functionality
*U20 - [[U-20]] Team
*WB - [[Wingback]]
*WC - [[World Cup]]
*WO - [[Walk Over]] (Team that will lose 5:0)
*WTM - [[Winger]] [[Toward Middle]]
*XP - [[Experience]]
*YP - [[Youth]] Pull

Abbreviations

2005-11-25T15:49:11Z

Moon182: Numbers go before letters yeah?

A number of abbreviations are used in the Hattrick conferences. The meanings of those abbreviations are as follows:<br><br>

*5SF - [[5th Slot fed|5th Slot Federation]]
*AIM - [[AIM|Attack in the Middle]]
*AOW - [[AOW|Attack on Wings]]
*BDF - [[Bottom Division Federation]]
*BT - [[Battrick]]
*BTL - [[Between the Lines]]
*CA - [[Counter Attack]]
*CD - [[Central Defender]]
*CHPP - [[CHPP|Certified Hattrick Product Provider]]
*DotS - Dancing On The Streets
*ECD - [[Extra]] [[Central Defender]]
*EFW - [[Extra]] [[Forward]]
*EIM - [[Extra]] [[Inner Midfielder]] (also: XIM)
*FED - [[Federations]]
*FTW - [[Forward]] [[Toward Wing]]
*GK - [[Goalkeeper]]
*GM - [[Game Master]]
*HOL - [[Skills#Sponsors_.26_supporters|High On Life]]
*HT - [[Hattrick]]
*IM - [[Inner Midfielder]]
*LA - [[Language Administrator]]
*LS - [[Leadership]]
*MOD - [[Moderator]], also: Mod
*MOTS - [[Match of the Season]]
*NT - [[National Teams|National Team]]
*OCD - [[Offensive]] [[Central Defender]]
*OWB - [[Offensive]] [[Wing Back]]
*PC - [[Tactics#Play Creatively | Play Creatively]]
*PIC - [[Play it Cool]]
*PIN - [[Play it Normal]]
*PM - [[Players#Playmaking | Playmaking]]
*POE - [[Skills#Team_spirit|Paradise on Earth]]
*SE - [[Special Event]]
*SP - [[Players#Set Pieces|Set Pieces]]
*TC - [[Transfer Compare]]
*TS - [[Skills#Team_spirit|Team Spirit]]
*TSI - [[Total Skill Index]]
*TL - [[Transfer List]]
*TPE - [[Transfer Price Evaluation]], some [[Helper Applications]] offer this functionality
*U20 - [[U-20]] Team
*WB - [[Wingback]]
*WC - [[World Cup]]
*WO - [[Walk Over]] (Team that will lose 5:0)
*WTM - [[Winger]] [[Toward Middle]]
*XP - [[Experience]]
*YP - [[Youth]] Pull

User:Heywal

2005-11-25T15:46:20Z

Moon182:

== heyman == aka as heywal is to England, what Madonna is to Slovakia. A uniting character attractive for all the wrong reasons.

Being a man of dedication and integrity heyman works night and day, to make money, so he can continue to reach out to his friends across the globe. His warm messages have touched so many people with a Nokia mobile phone througout the years.

Heyman was born and raised on the running tracks of the great, proud city of Lingfield, the 7th biggest city in England. Which is probably why he spends so much time in the [[5th Slot Fed|garage]]

The King of Sand Dunes

2005-11-25T15:44:13Z

Moon182:

== The King of Sand Dunes ==

Very few people realise how much the 182th moon has done for the [[hattrick community]] in the Midlands. Moon has spent hours, days and nights chasing potential hattrick players up and down the pavements of England. He is also widely recognised as the greatest sand dune expert this world has ever seen. Using hattrick as a base he has lifted the global awareness of the many sand dunes issues that so directly effect or affect the daily life of so many people. In his most famous study he showed how sand dunes sometimes decide to pull back and concentrate on their own defence.

== Count Moon ==

Not satisfied with studying beaches and their latent effect on alcohol consumption, The King of the Sand Dunes has recently been employing his time counting people. Specifically the direction they walk in when they aren't standing still. In a shopping precinct environment. The results of this fascinating survey will be available when they're finished. Unless he shoots himself first.

== Lunar Eclipse ==
Moon13.4907376squared was once responsible for an army of (at its peak) 10 moons signed up to hattrick, but unfortunately the numbers have since dwindled to two. This is partly because he is one of the worst mentors ever to have played the game of hattrick, and partly because they were all crap. Only one of his satellite proteges ever became a hattrick supporter and joined the [[5th Slot Fed]], and none have ever been promoted from their league.

Whoops!

== Moon quotes ==

''"There is a dead squirrel on the road in front of my house. Perhaps the flu has mutated and become contagious to other species. I think it is flu because the lungs have collapsed totally flat."''

Purple Helmet

2005-11-25T15:42:36Z

Moon182: /* Helmut Quotes */

Purple Helmet is a man who rarely knows a smiley and always wishes "Dober tek" to people (that is, when he's not asking them if they are serious). Like [[Leonaridus da kit designer]], Helmet has no hair whatsoever, but if he had, it would be a shade of danish blonde. Responsible for a large amount of income for [[Hattrick Mobile]], Helmet is known to surprise people in the middle of the night, at the most awkward of moments. In a connected vein, he's beautiful, he's beautiful, he's beautiful it's true, there must be an angel with a smile on her face, when she thought up that he should be run over by a bus. He likes to ride trains, though it still remains a mystery as to why long, round, track-sliding objects that perpetually move in and out of tunnels interest him.

Purple Helmet is supposedly a member of the [[5th Slot Fed]], as much as an ALICE chatbot can be.

== Helmut Quotes ==

''"Hi [[Leonaridus da kit designer|Oxidus]]. What do you think of my new stadium. Look, look, look, look. look."''

''"Are you serious?"''

''"I don't like redheads. Does that make me a racist?"''

''"I am good at nodding when someone says something. That can bring you far."''

''"I was joking about the polls. I hope that was obvious to everyone."''

Leonaridus da kit designer

2005-11-25T15:41:16Z

Moon182:

== Leonaridus da kit designer ==

Commonly known as Oxidus, this shady character renowned for his rude retorts to friendly guestbook messages, claimed his place in Hattrick history by designing the Arena Viewer. This Arena Viewer was met with general bemusement, sporadic applause, and an overwhelming concensus that it was a damn sight better than the old one.

Rumour has it that the secretive Maestro is undergoing work on a Hattrick custom kit designer. Or to be precise, it has already been finished. Still, it's not in Hattrick yet, so watch this space...

When not engaging his artistic streak, Leonaridus da kit designer spends his time attempting to moderate the [[5th Slot Fed]] and reminiscing the days when he had hair.

== Quotes by Leonaridus da kit designer ==

''"The wiki page is actually quite well put together. There's some interesting stuff on there now"''

''"Writing to me in other languages(eg Polish, Hebrew, Spanish etc.)is pointless"''

''"It wasn't me .. It was Pinky"''

''"I'd like to be a russian lady with big baps"''

'' "If anyone from here spams that, then it's goodnight Vienna."''

User:The Croatian One

2005-11-25T15:40:16Z

Moon182: /* Croatian Quotes */

The Croatian One, also known as '''Catalyst2950''', is a Croatian-born web monkey of profound genius, who is widely regarded as the most Croatian member of [[5th Slot Fed]]. He developed the theory of Hattrick Blue, inspiring the Firefox plugin [[Foxtrick]]. And, not to forget, he is also one of the select few supporters of [[The Trains]].

After his Hattrick Blue CSS was developed in late 2004, The Croatian One became world famous, an unusual achievement for a Croat. In his later years, his fame exceeded that of any other Croat in history. In popular culture, his name has become synonymous with great intelligence and even genius. He even proclaims this himself, but he always does it in a very humble way.

He is deeply concerned with the social impact of web usability. His belief in CSS, usability, and non-greenness of the Hattrick page (the primary source of inspiration in his life), his awe for the scheme that is manifested on the internet show through in his work and philosophy.

== Background ==

He is also famed for his love of all things Microsoft except IE and his extensive egg collection which now totals 3 eggs and a polished stone that looks like an egg. Kind of. If you squint when you look at it.

In his spare time, The Croatian One spends his effort chasing girls with pink hair. A hobby that has thus led to his nickname among the community of "Little Pinky". But he also has private moments in his newly reconstructed Zagreb bunker enjoying German DVDs about boy-girl-relationships.

Further ideas include that little box that asks you if you ''really'' want to bid £2,000,000 for that solid defender.

Many people expect The Croatian One to succeed Slobodan Boban on the Croatian throne.

== Early life==

There are various versions of The Croatian One's origins and life before 2000. (See Last Millennium) The account that has traditionally been supported by most historians is as follows:

Little Pinky was born between January 1 and December 31 in the year 1980, in the Croatian country of Croatia. He lived with his mum, who made him ham sandwiches for lunch every day. With tomatoes and mayonnaise.

1987, the year Pinky learned to talk. Some say that 7 is a bit old to start chattering, but it has been one of his lifelong ambitions to make up for lost time. By the year 2005, he had more than made up for his lack of words in his younger days. The word count was far beyond anything the average man could comprehend.

By 1990 he had learned to walk. From the computer to his bed. And back again.

In 1997, The Croatian One was on holiday in Poreč. Poreč had become a center for CSS (Croatian Style Sheets). This was a great source of inspiration to the young Croatian One. Years later he was often overheard reminiscing on the head tags he experienced there for the first time. Suffice to say, the table years were over.

In 1998, he turned 18 and fell in love for the first time. With a girl called Brian. Who had a green beard. This was a relationship that unfortunately didn't last, as Brian confessed 3 months later that he is in fact a man. But thanks for the ham sandwiches.
This was obviously a shock for someone of such a tender age and it took him years to recover.

2004 saw him sign up for Hattrick, despite being allergic to green. Something that stemmed back to his relationship with Brian.
He got his team three days after submitting the application.

== Hattrick Blue ==

The year 2004, on the evening of August 3, The Croatian One emerged from his bedroom clutching only a piece of paper and a worn pencil, shouting "I have the plague". The origins of Hattrick Blue had been hastily scribbled on this now famous sheet. Down to the last blue pixel, the plan was ready. Upon entering the forums to tell people of his ground breaking discovery, he was met with indifference and contempt.

Not swayed by these flat earth believers, he set about realising his dream. A Rhapsody in Blue. Hattrick would never be the same again.

Work began earnestly on the new project. The doubts of the community were firmly put out of his mind, as he began the arduous task of dissecting the Hattrick page to consume its heart. The autopsy proved harder than expected as The Croatian One encountered non conforming HTML and a mess of internal formats. But his bloodlust had to be satisfied. The task, at times, consumed his soul, waking in a cold sweat, he would scribble ideas on a pad by the blue bean bag he took to sleeping on. These ideas formed the advanced theory of Hattrick Blue, and how all things are relative to a 12pt font. Surprisngly, at the time, fonts were smaller and not as well-formed as are the fonts we know today.

== Croatian Quotes ==

''"I still need a quotes section, though..."''

'' "It's a start."''

The King of Sand Dunes

2005-11-25T12:44:19Z

Moon182:

== The King of Sand Dunes ==

Very few people realise how much the 182th moon has done for the [[hattrick community]] in the Midlands. Moon has spent hours, days and nights chasing potential hattrick players up and down the pavements of England. He is also widely recognised as the greatest sand dune expert this world has ever seen. Using hattrick as a base he has lifted the global awareness of the many sand dunes issues that so directly effect or affect the daily life of so many people. In his most famous study he showed how sand dunes sometimes decide to pull back and concentrate on their own defence.

== Count Moon ==

Not satisfied with studying beaches and their latent effect on alcohol consumption, The King of the Sand Dunes has recently been employing his time counting people. Specifically the direction they walk in when they aren't standing still. In a shopping precinct environment. The results of this fascinating survey will be available when they're finished. Unless he shoots himself first.

== Lunar Eclipse ==
Moon13.4907376squared was once responsible for an army of (at its peek) 10 moons signed up to hattrick, but unfortunately the numbers have since dwindled to two. This is partly because he is one of the worst mentors ever to have played the game of hattrick, and partly because they were all crap. Only one of his satellite proteges ever became a hattrick supporter and joined the [[5th Slot Fed]], and none have ever been promoted from their league.

Whoops!

== Moon quotes ==

''"There is a dead squirrel on the road in front of my house. Perhaps the flu has mutated and become contagious to other species. I think it is flu because the lungs have collapsed totally flat."''

User:HelmuthKohl

2005-11-25T12:42:24Z

Moon182:

#REDIRECT[[Purple Helmet]]

User:Toby14483

2005-11-25T12:30:42Z

Moon182:

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2060.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-25T12:30:05Z

Moon182:

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2060.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most annoying/amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-25T12:25:33Z

Moon182:

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers are due to be English champions in 2009.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most annoying/amazing member that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T12:19:35Z

Moon182:

Looks like we can talk here?

Anybody?

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No. This is a discussion about the article, not a forum, not a chat. --[[User:Catalyst2950|Catalyst2950]] 11:47, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

<>
Sorry mein herr, I'll get straight back to my duties. *becoming worried about you* ps, how do you do the little signature thing. Could be useful.

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page needs updating......

where is the info on the "time of strife"?

<>
Well if you want to write anything about our 'difficulties' then go ahead. But be very very very careful.

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T12:19:20Z

Moon182:

Looks like we can talk here?

Anybody?

----

No. This is a discussion about the article, not a forum, not a chat. --[[User:Catalyst2950|Catalyst2950]] 11:47, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
<>
Sorry mein herr, I'll get straight back to my duties. *becoming worried about you* ps, how do you do the little signature thing. Could be useful.

---

page needs updating......

where is the info on the "time of strife"?
<>
Well if you want to write anything about our 'difficulties' then go ahead. But be very very very careful.

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T12:18:59Z

Moon182:

Looks like we can talk here?

Anybody?

----

No. This is a discussion about the article, not a forum, not a chat. --[[User:Catalyst2950|Catalyst2950]] 11:47, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Sorry mein herr, I'll get straight back to my duties. *becoming worried about you* ps, how do you do the little signature thing. Could be useful.

---

page needs updating......

where is the info on the "time of strife"?

Well if you want to write anything about our 'difficulties' then go ahead. But be very very very careful.

Purple Helmet

2005-11-25T12:16:43Z

Moon182:

Purple Helmet

2005-11-25T12:15:00Z

Moon182:

Purple Helmet is a man who rarely knows a smiley and always wishes "Dober tek" to people (that is, when he's not asking them if they are serious). Like [[Leonaridus da kit designer]], Helmet has no hair whatsoever, but if he had, it would be a shade of danish blonde. Responsible for a large amount of income for [[Hattrick Mobile]], Helmet is known to surprise people in the middle of the night, at the most awkward of moments. In a connected vein, he's beautiful, he's beautiful, he's beautiful it's true, there must be an angel with a smile on her face, when she thought up that he should be run over by a bus. He likes to ride trains, though it still remains a mystery as to why long, round, track-sliding objects that perpetually move in and out of tunnels interest him.

Purple Helmet is supposedly a member of the [[5th Slot Fed]], as much as an ALICE chatbot can be.

== Helmut Quotes ==

''"Hi Oxidus. What do you think of my new stadium. Look, look, look, look. look."''

''"Are you serious?"''

''"I don't like redheads. Does that make me a racist?"''

''"I am good at nodding when someone says something. That can bring you far."''

Purple Helmet

2005-11-25T12:14:43Z

Moon182:

Purple Helmet is a man who rarely knows a smiley and always wishes "Dober tek" to people (that is, when he's not asking them if they are serious). Like [[Leonaridus da kit designer]], Helmet has no hair whatsoever, but if he had, it would be a shade of danish blonde. Responsible for a large amount of income for [[Hattrick Mobile]], Helmet is known to surprise people in the middle of the night, at the most awkward of moments. In a connected vein, he's beautiful, he's beautiful, he's beautiful it's true, there must be an angel with a smile on her face, when she thought up that he should be run over by a bus. He likes to ride trains, though it still remains a mystery as to why long, round, track-sliding objects that perpetually move in and out of tunnels interest him.

Purple Helmet is supposedly a member of the [[5th Slot Fed]], as much as an ALICE chatbot can be.

[[Helmut Quotes]]

''"Hi Oxidus. What do you think of my new stadium. Look, look, look, look. look."''

''"Are you serious?"''

''"I don't like redheads. Does that make me a racist?"''

''"I am good at nodding when someone says something. That can bring you far."''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-25T12:05:55Z

Moon182:

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers are due to be English champions in 2009.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most annoying/amazing member that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

'' "Moonism: You have 2 cows. One gets banned." ''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

Leonaridus da kit designer

2005-11-25T12:03:35Z

Moon182: /* Leonaridus da kit designer */

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T11:56:21Z

Moon182:

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T11:55:59Z

Moon182:

User:Toby14483

2005-11-25T11:42:28Z

Moon182:

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers are due to be English champions in 2009.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most annoying member that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-25T11:41:57Z

Moon182:

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers are due to be English champions in 2009.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most annoying member that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposses, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"I love The [[King Of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-25T11:41:41Z

Moon182:

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers are due to be English champions in 2009.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most annoying member that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposses, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"I love [[The King Of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T11:39:37Z

Moon182:

Looks like we can talk here?

Anybody?

5th Slot Fed

2005-11-24T23:28:10Z

Moon182:

== 5th Slot Fed ==

This is a federation within the community of Hattrick.
A place where everybody lives happily ever after.

The 5th Slot Fed is home to such luminaries as [[Leonaridus da kit designer]], the ex-West German Chancellor known as [[Purple Helmet]], [[The Croatian One]], [[The King of Sand Dunes]], a man with no legs, a Librarian, a rich Pure-Bred Indian, a very bad man called Bobby, our very own [[User:Mikebagnall | Bagman]] and many people who like warm, cozy wool.

It should be noted that contrary to the popular myth, the 5th Slot Fed will '''not''' hunt down and pinch anyone. Anyone!

[[Category:Federations]]

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5th Slot Fed

2005-11-24T22:22:48Z

Moon182:

== 5th Slot Fed ==

This is a federation within the community of Hattrick. Which it is hopefully allowed to write about.

A place where everybody lives happily ever after.

The 5th Slot Fed is home to such luminaries as [[Leonaridus da kit designer]], the ex-West German Chancellor known as [[Purple Helmet]], [[The Croatian One]], [[The King of Sand Dunes]], a man with no legs, a Librarian, a rich Pure-Bred Indian, a very bad man called Bobby, and many people who like warm, cozy wool. But only one person with the right to win.

It should be noted that contrary to the popular myth, the 5th Slot Fed will '''not''' hunt down and pinch anyone. Anyone!

[[Category:Federations]]

5th Slot Fed

2005-11-24T22:22:22Z

Moon182:

== 5th Slot Fed ==

This is a federation within the community of Hattrick. Which it is hopefully allowed to write about.

A place where everybody lives happily ever after. But only one person has the right to win.

The 5th Slot Fed is home to such luminaries as [[Leonaridus da kit designer]], the ex-West German Chancellor known as [[Purple Helmet]], [[The Croatian One]], [[The King of Sand Dunes]], a man with no legs, a Librarian, a rich Pure-Bred Indian, a very bad man called Bobby, and many people who like warm, cozy wool.

It should be noted that contrary to the popular myth, the 5th Slot Fed will '''not''' hunt down and pinch anyone. Anyone!

[[Category:Federations]]

5th Slot Fed

2005-11-24T22:22:02Z

Moon182:

== 5th Slot Fed ==

This is a federation within the community of Hattrick. Which it is hopefully allowed to write about.

A place where everybody lives happily ever after.

The 5th Slot Fed is home to such luminaries as [[Leonaridus da kit designer]], the ex-West German Chancellor known as [[Purple Helmet]], [[The Croatian One]], [[The King of Sand Dunes]], a man with no legs, a Librarian, a rich Pure-Bred Indian, a very bad man called Bobby, and many people who like warm, cozy wool.

It should be noted that contrary to the popular myth, the 5th Slot Fed will '''not''' hunt down and pinch anyone. Anyone!

[[Category:Federations]]

5th Slot Fed

2005-11-24T22:21:53Z

Moon182:

== 5th Slot Fed ==

This is a federation within the community of Hattrick. Which it is hopefully allowed to write about.

A place where everybody lives happily ever after.

The 5th Slot Fed is home to such luminaries as [[Leonaridus da kit designer]], the ex-West German Chancellor known as [[Purple Helmet]], [[The Croatian One]], [[The King of Sand Dunes]], a man with no legs, a Librarian, a rich Pure-Bred Indian, a very bad man called Bobby, and many people who like warm, cozy wool.

It should be noted that contrary to the popular myth, the 5th Slot Fed will '''not''' hunt down and pinch anyone. anyone!

[[Category:Federations]]

User talk:Catalyst2950

2005-11-24T22:01:03Z

Moon182:

Whats your problem?

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This is a wiki, not a federation. Learn to behave like a cultured human being. --[[User:Catalyst2950|Catalyst2950]] 21:48, 24 November 2005 (UTC)

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Two more offenses, and you will be reported. --[[User:Catalyst2950|Catalyst2950]] 21:57, 24 November 2005 (UTC)

User talk:Catalyst2950

2005-11-24T21:52:14Z

Moon182:

Whats your problem?

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This is a federation, not a wiki. Learn to behave like a cultured human being. --[[User:Catalyst2950|Catalyst2950]] 21:48, 24 November 2005 (UTC)

User talk:Catalyst2950

2005-11-24T21:45:13Z

Moon182:

Whats your problem?

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-24T20:18:35Z

Moon182:

Looks like we can talk here?

User:The Croatian One

2005-11-24T20:15:42Z

Moon182:

The Croatian One is a Croatian-born web monkey of profound genius, who is widely regarded as the most Croatian member of [[5th Slot Fed]]. He developed the theory of Hattrick Blue, inspiring the Firefox plugin [[Foxtrick]].

After his Hattrick Blue CSS was developed in late 2003, The Croatian One became world famous, an unusual achievement for a Croatian. In his later years, his fame exceeded that of any other Croatian in history. In popular culture, his name has become synonymous with great intelligence and even genius. He even proclaims this himself, but he always does it in a very humble way.

He is deeply concerned with the social impact of web usability. His belief in CSS, usability, and non-greenness of the Hattrick page (the primary source of inspiration in his life), his awe for the scheme that is manifested on the internet show through in his work and philosophy.

He is also famed for his love of all things Microsoft except IE and his extensive egg collection which now totals 3 eggs and polished stone that looks like an egg. Kind of. If you squint when you look at it.

In his spare time, The Croatian One spends his effort chasing girls with pink hair. A hobby that has thus led to his nickname among the community of "Little Pinky". But he also has private moments in his newly reconstructed Zagreb bunker enjoying German DVDs about boy-girl-relationships.

Further ideas include that little box that asks you if you ''really'' want to bid £2,000,000 for that solid defender.

Many people expect The Croatian One to succeed Slobodan Boban on the Croatian throne.

User:Moon182

2005-11-24T20:13:32Z

Moon182:

#REDIRECT[[The King of Sand Dunes]]