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SOTV

2012-12-24T13:35:58Z

Squiz: removed stuff that needs updating too regularly

SOTV

2012-11-25T12:30:52Z

Squiz: /* Supported Teams */ removed

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
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'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II. They are attempting to build a homegrown team with players from their Youth Academy, '''SWR Bangkok''' without dropping too much further down the divisions.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest hatstats to date, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, suffering their first ever relegation.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected as it was widely felt that the team needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before mounting a promotion challenge.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. Seven players arrived for a total of £14 million. Having a larger squad gave the Blues greater tactical flexibility and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed players. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed training to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely due to their opponents 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Season 48)===

SOTV's 3rd season in the 2nd division ended in their 3rd relegation, as they put up a decent fight but ultimately finished 7th due to a need to field inexperienced youth players in their league campaign.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
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|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
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|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

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|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
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===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

===Hall of Fame===

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| rowspan="4" | [[Image:player_default.png|80px|thumb|center]]
! colspan="2"| '''[[Torfinn Fredriksen|Torfinn Fredriksen]]''' {{playerid|77442922|icon}}
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|'''First day with club''' || align="center" |2008-10-24
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|'''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Player Union Representative
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| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June 3, 2012.
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== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 210 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

=== Transfer Stats ===

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Purchases:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 161 038 040 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Sales:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 175 134 665 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Difference:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 14 096 625 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (bought):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 612 312 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (sold):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 451 378 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Average (bought + sold):'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 21 654 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Players bought:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 263
|-
| align="right" | '''Players sold:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 388
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Number of transfers:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 651
|}
<div style="clear:left;"></div>
===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|49|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=49&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] ||Petronio Albarenga || 8 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''34''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''73''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Al Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Azərbaycan}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Cymru}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hayastan}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kazakhstan}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Lubnan}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Misr}}
{{flaglink|Moçambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Sakartvelo}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovenija}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriname}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|United Arab Emirates}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of as many different random 4 team leagues as they can squeeze into each season. Their home games are played at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

===Youth Scouts===

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Matthew Squire‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|Johnny Enquiries]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Matthew Squire''', 67 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 63 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Johnny Enquiries''', 77 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Greater Manchester]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

=== Raised In This Team ===

Players now plying their trade elsewhere.

{| class="prettytable sortable"
|-
! Player
! Goals
! Hattricks
! NT
! U20
! Owner
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeff Albrighton {{Playerid|331942243|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[robothands fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Francis Moorey {{Playerid|289738126|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 69
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Tulsa Pride]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gavin Andrews {{Playerid|188002022|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[S.V. Venray]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordan Blackburn {{Playerid|93060485|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Brothers' Bandits]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Galbraith {{Playerid|156692734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[Bulls On Parade]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Adam Herrick {{Playerid|280713960|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[Mahala FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Allahditta Khosa {{Playerid|347668916|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[FC Schafisheim]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Andy Barry {{Playerid|216045613|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[SK Vikings Kladno]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Berke Sullivan {{Playerid|94455907|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 77
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[Diagotoka football team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brandon Witt {{Playerid|261962472|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 23
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Vrigstad]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brian Adams {{Playerid|135907482|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 47
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Paraguay}} [[Cerro Porteño Campeon]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Byron Manchester {{Playerid|272597914|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Red Line Offside]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Chad Smith {{Playerid|241321146|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Slovenija}} [[Pujsa Pepa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Christian Smith {{Playerid|312242215|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Magyarország}} [[lfc_bsk]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Colin Attah-Agyeman {{Playerid|142905717|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 57
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Voltron]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Dallas Fisher {{Playerid|210345942|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Brillanti]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Des Hiltz {{Playerid|285925209|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[virgola f.c.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Finley Krawitz {{Playerid|273501276|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Fireflies]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gaurav Kale {{Playerid|322726538|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[GusBarTeam]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gil Runcie {{Playerid|153776998|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[THE-URCHINS]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Grant Butterworth {{Playerid|341192377|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Golden Isles Hurricanes]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Davenport {{Playerid|292579776|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Indonesia}} [[Hangeul FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Dawson {{Playerid|261503113|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C Nissa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian McAllorum {{Playerid|195115490|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 107
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Deutschland}} [[Dynamo Panka]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jamie Maguire {{Playerid|286274607|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[Kanonýři z Arsenalu]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jed Oakland {{Playerid|298721202|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 32
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Tillinge tigers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeffrey Alesworth {{Playerid|327687336|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Dynamo Neuville FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John Coates {{Playerid|255503059|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Scotland}} [[Macduff Rovers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John McKennedy {{Playerid|223782218|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 17
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Polska}} [[FC Montki]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John O'Halloran {{Playerid|162638197|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Danmark}} [[fc skibhusene]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jonathan Tesar {{Playerid|317751398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[FCB TIESTO]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordie Turan {{Playerid|272860016|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|România}} [[F.C. Timisoara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kenny Benjamin {{Playerid|247382398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Srbija}} [[Fk Mladi Radnik]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kevin MacGruer {{Playerid|131798656|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 55
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[FC Tvaroh]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kirk Hollands {{Playerid|278373337|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[kwlopetinitsa fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Len Evans {{Playerid|76278027|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 36
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Bubbara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Cobb {{Playerid|145554475|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 163
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[In Flames FF]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Bass {{Playerid|241086455|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 10
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[total destroyers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Hastings {{Playerid|200571623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[J.V.V. '08]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mo Crutchley {{Playerid|342864667|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 8
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[klompie30]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Neil Williams {{Playerid|275022260|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[BaLLanTiNes F.C]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Patrick Purcell {{Playerid|278744174|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 62
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[vucko]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Paul Rhodius {{Playerid|289855956|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[Schlieren FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Peter Dennison {{Playerid|260654734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 46
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Ireland}} [[Boggers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Phil Votruba {{Playerid|240320454|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Naniwa FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Richard Robinson {{Playerid|229502971|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Winneurs]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ritchie Turner {{Playerid|312099623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Rossiya}} [[VsehPorvuspor Spb]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Rober Holmes {{Playerid|117913871|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 20
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Chelsea`s Bad Boys]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Roddy Blades {{Playerid|216675093|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[shitfire]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ryan Tewari {{Playerid|209125249|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Celtic de bdn]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Spencer Rummens {{Playerid|267869598|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Portugal}} [[CALDAS SPORT.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ted Agathanggelou {{Playerid|227133322|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 38
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Blauw-Wit Papendrecht]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Terry Cowell {{Playerid|314435601|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 39
| style="text-align:center;" | 4
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Brasil}} [[Alta Energia]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Halstead {{Playerid|56047993|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 60
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Cymru}} [[Sion's Dream Team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Marichal {{Playerid|163424738|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[A.C.Alma Candida]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang) {{Playerid|326790933|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Lonely stars F.C]]
|}

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
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|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-11-25T12:30:13Z

Squiz: /* Managers Supporting Team */

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

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|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
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|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
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|- align="center"
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
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{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II. They are attempting to build a homegrown team with players from their Youth Academy, '''SWR Bangkok''' without dropping too much further down the divisions.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest hatstats to date, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, suffering their first ever relegation.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected as it was widely felt that the team needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before mounting a promotion challenge.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. Seven players arrived for a total of £14 million. Having a larger squad gave the Blues greater tactical flexibility and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed players. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed training to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely due to their opponents 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Season 48)===

SOTV's 3rd season in the 2nd division ended in their 3rd relegation, as they put up a decent fight but ultimately finished 7th due to a need to field inexperienced youth players in their league campaign.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

===Hall of Fame===

{| class="prettytable" style="width:325px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="4" | [[Image:player_default.png|80px|thumb|center]]
! colspan="2"| '''[[Torfinn Fredriksen|Torfinn Fredriksen]]''' {{playerid|77442922|icon}}
|-
|'''First day with club''' || align="center" |2008-10-24
|-
|'''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Player Union Representative
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June 3, 2012.
|}
<div style="clear:left"></div>

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 210 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

=== Transfer Stats ===

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Purchases:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 161 038 040 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Sales:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 175 134 665 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Difference:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 14 096 625 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (bought):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 612 312 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (sold):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 451 378 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Average (bought + sold):'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 21 654 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Players bought:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 263
|-
| align="right" | '''Players sold:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 388
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Number of transfers:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 651
|}
<div style="clear:left;"></div>
===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|49|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=49&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] ||Petronio Albarenga || 8 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''34''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''73''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Al Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Azərbaycan}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Cymru}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hayastan}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kazakhstan}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Lubnan}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Misr}}
{{flaglink|Moçambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Sakartvelo}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovenija}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriname}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|United Arab Emirates}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of as many different random 4 team leagues as they can squeeze into each season. Their home games are played at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

===Youth Scouts===

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Matthew Squire‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|Johnny Enquiries]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Matthew Squire''', 67 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 63 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Johnny Enquiries''', 77 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Greater Manchester]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

=== Raised In This Team ===

Players now plying their trade elsewhere.

{| class="prettytable sortable"
|-
! Player
! Goals
! Hattricks
! NT
! U20
! Owner
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeff Albrighton {{Playerid|331942243|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[robothands fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Francis Moorey {{Playerid|289738126|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 69
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Tulsa Pride]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gavin Andrews {{Playerid|188002022|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[S.V. Venray]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordan Blackburn {{Playerid|93060485|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Brothers' Bandits]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Galbraith {{Playerid|156692734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[Bulls On Parade]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Adam Herrick {{Playerid|280713960|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[Mahala FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Allahditta Khosa {{Playerid|347668916|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[FC Schafisheim]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Andy Barry {{Playerid|216045613|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[SK Vikings Kladno]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Berke Sullivan {{Playerid|94455907|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 77
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[Diagotoka football team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brandon Witt {{Playerid|261962472|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 23
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Vrigstad]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brian Adams {{Playerid|135907482|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 47
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Paraguay}} [[Cerro Porteño Campeon]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Byron Manchester {{Playerid|272597914|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Red Line Offside]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Chad Smith {{Playerid|241321146|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Slovenija}} [[Pujsa Pepa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Christian Smith {{Playerid|312242215|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Magyarország}} [[lfc_bsk]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Colin Attah-Agyeman {{Playerid|142905717|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 57
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Voltron]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Dallas Fisher {{Playerid|210345942|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Brillanti]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Des Hiltz {{Playerid|285925209|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[virgola f.c.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Finley Krawitz {{Playerid|273501276|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Fireflies]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gaurav Kale {{Playerid|322726538|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[GusBarTeam]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gil Runcie {{Playerid|153776998|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[THE-URCHINS]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Grant Butterworth {{Playerid|341192377|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Golden Isles Hurricanes]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Davenport {{Playerid|292579776|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Indonesia}} [[Hangeul FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Dawson {{Playerid|261503113|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C Nissa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian McAllorum {{Playerid|195115490|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 107
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Deutschland}} [[Dynamo Panka]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jamie Maguire {{Playerid|286274607|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[Kanonýři z Arsenalu]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jed Oakland {{Playerid|298721202|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 32
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Tillinge tigers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeffrey Alesworth {{Playerid|327687336|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Dynamo Neuville FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John Coates {{Playerid|255503059|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Scotland}} [[Macduff Rovers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John McKennedy {{Playerid|223782218|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 17
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Polska}} [[FC Montki]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John O'Halloran {{Playerid|162638197|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Danmark}} [[fc skibhusene]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jonathan Tesar {{Playerid|317751398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[FCB TIESTO]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordie Turan {{Playerid|272860016|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|România}} [[F.C. Timisoara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kenny Benjamin {{Playerid|247382398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Srbija}} [[Fk Mladi Radnik]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kevin MacGruer {{Playerid|131798656|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 55
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[FC Tvaroh]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kirk Hollands {{Playerid|278373337|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[kwlopetinitsa fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Len Evans {{Playerid|76278027|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 36
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Bubbara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Cobb {{Playerid|145554475|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 163
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[In Flames FF]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Bass {{Playerid|241086455|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 10
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[total destroyers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Hastings {{Playerid|200571623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[J.V.V. '08]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mo Crutchley {{Playerid|342864667|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 8
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[klompie30]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Neil Williams {{Playerid|275022260|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[BaLLanTiNes F.C]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Patrick Purcell {{Playerid|278744174|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 62
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[vucko]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Paul Rhodius {{Playerid|289855956|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[Schlieren FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Peter Dennison {{Playerid|260654734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 46
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Ireland}} [[Boggers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Phil Votruba {{Playerid|240320454|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Naniwa FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Richard Robinson {{Playerid|229502971|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Winneurs]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ritchie Turner {{Playerid|312099623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Rossiya}} [[VsehPorvuspor Spb]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Rober Holmes {{Playerid|117913871|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 20
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Chelsea`s Bad Boys]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Roddy Blades {{Playerid|216675093|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[shitfire]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ryan Tewari {{Playerid|209125249|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Celtic de bdn]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Spencer Rummens {{Playerid|267869598|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Portugal}} [[CALDAS SPORT.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ted Agathanggelou {{Playerid|227133322|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 38
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Blauw-Wit Papendrecht]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Terry Cowell {{Playerid|314435601|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 39
| style="text-align:center;" | 4
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Brasil}} [[Alta Energia]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Halstead {{Playerid|56047993|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 60
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Cymru}} [[Sion's Dream Team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Marichal {{Playerid|163424738|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[A.C.Alma Candida]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang) {{Playerid|326790933|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Lonely stars F.C]]
|}

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-11-25T12:25:26Z

Squiz: /* Season by Season */

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
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{{divV}}
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II. They are attempting to build a homegrown team with players from their Youth Academy, '''SWR Bangkok''' without dropping too much further down the divisions.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest hatstats to date, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, suffering their first ever relegation.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected as it was widely felt that the team needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before mounting a promotion challenge.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. Seven players arrived for a total of £14 million. Having a larger squad gave the Blues greater tactical flexibility and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed players. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed training to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely due to their opponents 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Season 48)===

SOTV's 3rd season in the 2nd division ended in their 3rd relegation, as they put up a decent fight but ultimately finished 7th due to a need to field inexperienced youth players in their league campaign.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

===Hall of Fame===

{| class="prettytable" style="width:325px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="4" | [[Image:player_default.png|80px|thumb|center]]
! colspan="2"| '''[[Torfinn Fredriksen|Torfinn Fredriksen]]''' {{playerid|77442922|icon}}
|-
|'''First day with club''' || align="center" |2008-10-24
|-
|'''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Player Union Representative
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June 3, 2012.
|}
<div style="clear:left"></div>

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 210 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

=== Transfer Stats ===

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Purchases:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 161 038 040 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Sales:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 175 134 665 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Difference:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 14 096 625 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (bought):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 612 312 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (sold):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 451 378 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Average (bought + sold):'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 21 654 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Players bought:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 263
|-
| align="right" | '''Players sold:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 388
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Number of transfers:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 651
|}
<div style="clear:left;"></div>
===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|49|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=49&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] ||Petronio Albarenga || 8 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''34''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''73''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Al Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Azərbaycan}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Cymru}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hayastan}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kazakhstan}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Lubnan}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Misr}}
{{flaglink|Moçambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Sakartvelo}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovenija}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriname}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|United Arab Emirates}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of as many different random 4 team leagues as they can squeeze into each season. Their home games are played at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

===Youth Scouts===

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Matthew Squire‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|Johnny Enquiries]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Matthew Squire''', 67 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 63 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Johnny Enquiries''', 77 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Greater Manchester]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

=== Raised In This Team ===

Players now plying their trade elsewhere.

{| class="prettytable sortable"
|-
! Player
! Goals
! Hattricks
! NT
! U20
! Owner
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeff Albrighton {{Playerid|331942243|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[robothands fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Francis Moorey {{Playerid|289738126|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 69
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Tulsa Pride]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gavin Andrews {{Playerid|188002022|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[S.V. Venray]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordan Blackburn {{Playerid|93060485|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Brothers' Bandits]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Galbraith {{Playerid|156692734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[Bulls On Parade]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Adam Herrick {{Playerid|280713960|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[Mahala FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Allahditta Khosa {{Playerid|347668916|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[FC Schafisheim]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Andy Barry {{Playerid|216045613|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[SK Vikings Kladno]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Berke Sullivan {{Playerid|94455907|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 77
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[Diagotoka football team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brandon Witt {{Playerid|261962472|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 23
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Vrigstad]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brian Adams {{Playerid|135907482|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 47
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Paraguay}} [[Cerro Porteño Campeon]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Byron Manchester {{Playerid|272597914|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Red Line Offside]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Chad Smith {{Playerid|241321146|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Slovenija}} [[Pujsa Pepa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Christian Smith {{Playerid|312242215|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Magyarország}} [[lfc_bsk]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Colin Attah-Agyeman {{Playerid|142905717|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 57
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Voltron]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Dallas Fisher {{Playerid|210345942|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Brillanti]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Des Hiltz {{Playerid|285925209|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[virgola f.c.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Finley Krawitz {{Playerid|273501276|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Fireflies]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gaurav Kale {{Playerid|322726538|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[GusBarTeam]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gil Runcie {{Playerid|153776998|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[THE-URCHINS]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Grant Butterworth {{Playerid|341192377|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Golden Isles Hurricanes]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Davenport {{Playerid|292579776|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Indonesia}} [[Hangeul FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Dawson {{Playerid|261503113|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C Nissa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian McAllorum {{Playerid|195115490|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 107
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Deutschland}} [[Dynamo Panka]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jamie Maguire {{Playerid|286274607|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[Kanonýři z Arsenalu]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jed Oakland {{Playerid|298721202|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 32
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Tillinge tigers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeffrey Alesworth {{Playerid|327687336|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Dynamo Neuville FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John Coates {{Playerid|255503059|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Scotland}} [[Macduff Rovers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John McKennedy {{Playerid|223782218|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 17
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Polska}} [[FC Montki]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John O'Halloran {{Playerid|162638197|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Danmark}} [[fc skibhusene]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jonathan Tesar {{Playerid|317751398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[FCB TIESTO]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordie Turan {{Playerid|272860016|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|România}} [[F.C. Timisoara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kenny Benjamin {{Playerid|247382398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Srbija}} [[Fk Mladi Radnik]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kevin MacGruer {{Playerid|131798656|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 55
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[FC Tvaroh]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kirk Hollands {{Playerid|278373337|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[kwlopetinitsa fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Len Evans {{Playerid|76278027|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 36
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Bubbara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Cobb {{Playerid|145554475|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 163
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[In Flames FF]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Bass {{Playerid|241086455|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 10
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[total destroyers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Hastings {{Playerid|200571623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[J.V.V. '08]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mo Crutchley {{Playerid|342864667|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 8
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[klompie30]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Neil Williams {{Playerid|275022260|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[BaLLanTiNes F.C]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Patrick Purcell {{Playerid|278744174|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 62
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[vucko]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Paul Rhodius {{Playerid|289855956|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[Schlieren FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Peter Dennison {{Playerid|260654734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 46
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Ireland}} [[Boggers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Phil Votruba {{Playerid|240320454|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Naniwa FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Richard Robinson {{Playerid|229502971|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Winneurs]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ritchie Turner {{Playerid|312099623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Rossiya}} [[VsehPorvuspor Spb]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Rober Holmes {{Playerid|117913871|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 20
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Chelsea`s Bad Boys]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Roddy Blades {{Playerid|216675093|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[shitfire]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ryan Tewari {{Playerid|209125249|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Celtic de bdn]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Spencer Rummens {{Playerid|267869598|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Portugal}} [[CALDAS SPORT.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ted Agathanggelou {{Playerid|227133322|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 38
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Blauw-Wit Papendrecht]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Terry Cowell {{Playerid|314435601|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 39
| style="text-align:center;" | 4
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Brasil}} [[Alta Energia]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Halstead {{Playerid|56047993|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 60
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Cymru}} [[Sion's Dream Team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Marichal {{Playerid|163424738|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[A.C.Alma Candida]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang) {{Playerid|326790933|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Lonely stars F.C]]
|}

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-11-25T12:17:58Z

Squiz: /* Player Records */

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II. They are attempting to build a homegrown team with players from their Youth Academy, '''SWR Bangkok''' without dropping too much further down the divisions.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest hatstats to date, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, suffering their first ever relegation.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected as it was widely felt that the team needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before mounting a promotion challenge.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. Seven players arrived for a total of £14 million. Having a larger squad gave the Blues greater tactical flexibility and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed players. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed training to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely due to their opponents 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Season 48)===

SOTV's 3rd season in the 2nd division ended in their 3rd relegation, as they put up a decent fight but ultimately finished 7th due to a need to field inexperienced youth players in their league campaign.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
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!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
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!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
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!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

===Hall of Fame===

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|-
| rowspan="4" | [[Image:player_default.png|80px|thumb|center]]
! colspan="2"| '''[[Torfinn Fredriksen|Torfinn Fredriksen]]''' {{playerid|77442922|icon}}
|-
|'''First day with club''' || align="center" |2008-10-24
|-
|'''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Player Union Representative
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June 3, 2012.
|}
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== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 210 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

=== Transfer Stats ===

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Purchases:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 161 038 040 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Sales:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 175 134 665 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Difference:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 14 096 625 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (bought):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 612 312 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (sold):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 451 378 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Average (bought + sold):'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 21 654 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Players bought:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 263
|-
| align="right" | '''Players sold:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 388
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Number of transfers:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 651
|}
<div style="clear:left;"></div>
===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''34''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''73''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Al Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Azərbaycan}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Cymru}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hayastan}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kazakhstan}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Lubnan}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Misr}}
{{flaglink|Moçambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Sakartvelo}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovenija}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriname}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|United Arab Emirates}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of as many different random 4 team leagues as they can squeeze into each season. Their home games are played at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

===Youth Scouts===

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Matthew Squire‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|Johnny Enquiries]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Matthew Squire''', 67 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 63 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Johnny Enquiries''', 77 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Greater Manchester]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

=== Raised In This Team ===

Players now plying their trade elsewhere.

{| class="prettytable sortable"
|-
! Player
! Goals
! Hattricks
! NT
! U20
! Owner
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeff Albrighton {{Playerid|331942243|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[robothands fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Francis Moorey {{Playerid|289738126|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 69
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Tulsa Pride]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gavin Andrews {{Playerid|188002022|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[S.V. Venray]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordan Blackburn {{Playerid|93060485|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Brothers' Bandits]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Galbraith {{Playerid|156692734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[Bulls On Parade]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Adam Herrick {{Playerid|280713960|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[Mahala FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Allahditta Khosa {{Playerid|347668916|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[FC Schafisheim]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Andy Barry {{Playerid|216045613|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[SK Vikings Kladno]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Berke Sullivan {{Playerid|94455907|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 77
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[Diagotoka football team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brandon Witt {{Playerid|261962472|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 23
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Vrigstad]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brian Adams {{Playerid|135907482|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 47
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Paraguay}} [[Cerro Porteño Campeon]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Byron Manchester {{Playerid|272597914|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Red Line Offside]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Chad Smith {{Playerid|241321146|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Slovenija}} [[Pujsa Pepa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Christian Smith {{Playerid|312242215|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Magyarország}} [[lfc_bsk]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Colin Attah-Agyeman {{Playerid|142905717|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 57
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Voltron]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Dallas Fisher {{Playerid|210345942|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Brillanti]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Des Hiltz {{Playerid|285925209|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[virgola f.c.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Finley Krawitz {{Playerid|273501276|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Fireflies]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gaurav Kale {{Playerid|322726538|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[GusBarTeam]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gil Runcie {{Playerid|153776998|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[THE-URCHINS]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Grant Butterworth {{Playerid|341192377|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Golden Isles Hurricanes]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Davenport {{Playerid|292579776|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Indonesia}} [[Hangeul FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Dawson {{Playerid|261503113|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C Nissa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian McAllorum {{Playerid|195115490|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 107
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Deutschland}} [[Dynamo Panka]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jamie Maguire {{Playerid|286274607|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[Kanonýři z Arsenalu]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jed Oakland {{Playerid|298721202|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 32
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Tillinge tigers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeffrey Alesworth {{Playerid|327687336|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Dynamo Neuville FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John Coates {{Playerid|255503059|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Scotland}} [[Macduff Rovers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John McKennedy {{Playerid|223782218|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 17
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Polska}} [[FC Montki]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John O'Halloran {{Playerid|162638197|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Danmark}} [[fc skibhusene]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jonathan Tesar {{Playerid|317751398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[FCB TIESTO]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordie Turan {{Playerid|272860016|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|România}} [[F.C. Timisoara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kenny Benjamin {{Playerid|247382398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Srbija}} [[Fk Mladi Radnik]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kevin MacGruer {{Playerid|131798656|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 55
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[FC Tvaroh]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kirk Hollands {{Playerid|278373337|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[kwlopetinitsa fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Len Evans {{Playerid|76278027|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 36
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Bubbara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Cobb {{Playerid|145554475|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 163
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[In Flames FF]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Bass {{Playerid|241086455|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 10
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[total destroyers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Hastings {{Playerid|200571623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[J.V.V. '08]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mo Crutchley {{Playerid|342864667|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 8
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[klompie30]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Neil Williams {{Playerid|275022260|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[BaLLanTiNes F.C]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Patrick Purcell {{Playerid|278744174|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 62
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
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| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[vucko]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Paul Rhodius {{Playerid|289855956|icon}}
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| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[Schlieren FC]]
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| style="padding-left:10px;" |Peter Dennison {{Playerid|260654734|icon}}
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| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Ireland}} [[Boggers]]
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| style="padding-left:10px;" |Phil Votruba {{Playerid|240320454|icon}}
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| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Naniwa FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Richard Robinson {{Playerid|229502971|icon}}
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| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Winneurs]]
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| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ritchie Turner {{Playerid|312099623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
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| {{flaglink|Rossiya}} [[VsehPorvuspor Spb]]
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| style="padding-left:10px;" |Rober Holmes {{Playerid|117913871|icon}}
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| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Chelsea`s Bad Boys]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Roddy Blades {{Playerid|216675093|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[shitfire]]
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| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ryan Tewari {{Playerid|209125249|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Celtic de bdn]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Spencer Rummens {{Playerid|267869598|icon}}
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| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Portugal}} [[CALDAS SPORT.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ted Agathanggelou {{Playerid|227133322|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 38
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Blauw-Wit Papendrecht]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Terry Cowell {{Playerid|314435601|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 39
| style="text-align:center;" | 4
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Brasil}} [[Alta Energia]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Halstead {{Playerid|56047993|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 60
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Cymru}} [[Sion's Dream Team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Marichal {{Playerid|163424738|icon}}
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| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[A.C.Alma Candida]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang) {{Playerid|326790933|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
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| {{flaglink|France}} [[Lonely stars F.C]]
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== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
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| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
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| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
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| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
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| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

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=== Supported Teams ===
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|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
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== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-07-27T13:37:54Z

Squiz: added elements of HT-Mess

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

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|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

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|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

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| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II. They are attempting to build a homegrown team with players from their Youth Academy, '''SWR Bangkok''' without dropping too much further down the divisions.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest hatstats to date, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, suffering their first ever relegation.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected as it was widely felt that the team needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before mounting a promotion challenge.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. Seven players arrived for a total of £14 million. Having a larger squad gave the Blues greater tactical flexibility and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed players. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed training to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely due to their opponents 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Season 48)===

SOTV's 3rd season in the 2nd division ended in their 3rd relegation, as they put up a decent fight but ultimately finished 7th due to a need to field inexperienced youth players in their league campaign.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
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!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

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|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
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|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
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|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
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|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
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|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

===Hall of Fame===

{| class="prettytable" style="width:325px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="4" | [[Image:player_default.png|80px|thumb|center]]
! colspan="2"| '''[[Torfinn Fredriksen|Torfinn Fredriksen]]''' {{playerid|77442922|icon}}
|-
|'''First day with club''' || align="center" |2008-10-24
|-
|'''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Player Union Representative
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June 3, 2012.
|}
<div style="clear:left"></div>

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 199 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

=== Transfer Stats ===

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Purchases:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 161 038 040 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Total Sales:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 175 134 665 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Difference:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 14 096 625 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-right:25px;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (bought):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 612 312 £
|-
| align="right" | '''Average (sold):'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 451 378 £
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Average (bought + sold):'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 21 654 £
|}

{| style="float:left;margin-bottom:20px;" cellspacing="0"
|-
| align="right" | '''Players bought:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 263
|-
| align="right" | '''Players sold:'''
| style="padding-left:10px;" | 388
|-
| align="right" style="border-top:solid 1px black;" | '''Number of transfers:'''
| style="border-top:solid 1px black;padding-left:10px;font-weight:bold;" | 651
|}
<div style="clear:left;"></div>
===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''34''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''73''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Al Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Azərbaycan}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Cymru}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hayastan}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kazakhstan}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Lubnan}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Misr}}
{{flaglink|Moçambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Sakartvelo}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovenija}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriname}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|United Arab Emirates}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of as many different random 4 team leagues as they can squeeze into each season. Their home games are played at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

===Youth Scouts===

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Matthew Squire‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|Johnny Enquiries]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Matthew Squire''', 67 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 63 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Johnny Enquiries''', 77 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Greater Manchester]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

=== Raised In This Team ===

Players now plying their trade elsewhere.

{| class="prettytable sortable"
|-
! Player
! Goals
! Hattricks
! NT
! U20
! Owner
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeff Albrighton {{Playerid|331942243|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[robothands fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Francis Moorey {{Playerid|289738126|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 69
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Tulsa Pride]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gavin Andrews {{Playerid|188002022|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[S.V. Venray]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordan Blackburn {{Playerid|93060485|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Brothers' Bandits]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Galbraith {{Playerid|156692734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|England}} [[Bulls On Parade]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Adam Herrick {{Playerid|280713960|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[Mahala FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Allahditta Khosa {{Playerid|347668916|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[FC Schafisheim]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Andy Barry {{Playerid|216045613|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 27
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[SK Vikings Kladno]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Berke Sullivan {{Playerid|94455907|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 77
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[Diagotoka football team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brandon Witt {{Playerid|261962472|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 23
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Vrigstad]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Brian Adams {{Playerid|135907482|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 47
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Paraguay}} [[Cerro Porteño Campeon]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Byron Manchester {{Playerid|272597914|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Red Line Offside]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Chad Smith {{Playerid|241321146|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Slovenija}} [[Pujsa Pepa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Christian Smith {{Playerid|312242215|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Magyarország}} [[lfc_bsk]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Colin Attah-Agyeman {{Playerid|142905717|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 57
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Voltron]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Dallas Fisher {{Playerid|210345942|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Brillanti]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Des Hiltz {{Playerid|285925209|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[virgola f.c.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Finley Krawitz {{Playerid|273501276|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[A.S. Fireflies]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gaurav Kale {{Playerid|322726538|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[GusBarTeam]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Gil Runcie {{Playerid|153776998|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[THE-URCHINS]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Grant Butterworth {{Playerid|341192377|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|USA}} [[Golden Isles Hurricanes]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Davenport {{Playerid|292579776|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Indonesia}} [[Hangeul FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian Dawson {{Playerid|261503113|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 11
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C Nissa]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ian McAllorum {{Playerid|195115490|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 107
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Deutschland}} [[Dynamo Panka]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jamie Maguire {{Playerid|286274607|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[Kanonýři z Arsenalu]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jed Oakland {{Playerid|298721202|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 32
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Tillinge tigers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jeffrey Alesworth {{Playerid|327687336|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 16
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Dynamo Neuville FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John Coates {{Playerid|255503059|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Scotland}} [[Macduff Rovers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John McKennedy {{Playerid|223782218|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 17
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Polska}} [[FC Montki]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |John O'Halloran {{Playerid|162638197|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 6
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Danmark}} [[fc skibhusene]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jonathan Tesar {{Playerid|317751398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 5
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Belgium}} [[FCB TIESTO]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Jordie Turan {{Playerid|272860016|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|România}} [[F.C. Timisoara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kenny Benjamin {{Playerid|247382398|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Srbija}} [[Fk Mladi Radnik]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kevin MacGruer {{Playerid|131798656|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 55
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Česká republika}} [[FC Tvaroh]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Kirk Hollands {{Playerid|278373337|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 24
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[kwlopetinitsa fc]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Len Evans {{Playerid|76278027|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 36
| style="text-align:center;" | 2
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Italia}} [[F.C. Bubbara]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mark Cobb {{Playerid|145554475|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 163
| style="text-align:center;" | 13
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[In Flames FF]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Bass {{Playerid|241086455|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 10
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[total destroyers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Michael Hastings {{Playerid|200571623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[J.V.V. '08]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Mo Crutchley {{Playerid|342864667|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 8
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[klompie30]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Neil Williams {{Playerid|275022260|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[BaLLanTiNes F.C]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Patrick Purcell {{Playerid|278744174|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 62
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}} [[vucko]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Paul Rhodius {{Playerid|289855956|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Schweiz}} [[Schlieren FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Peter Dennison {{Playerid|260654734|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 46
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Ireland}} [[Boggers]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Phil Votruba {{Playerid|240320454|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Naniwa FC]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Richard Robinson {{Playerid|229502971|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Winneurs]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ritchie Turner {{Playerid|312099623|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Rossiya}} [[VsehPorvuspor Spb]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Rober Holmes {{Playerid|117913871|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 20
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Sverige}} [[Chelsea`s Bad Boys]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Roddy Blades {{Playerid|216675093|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 12
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Hellas}} [[shitfire]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ryan Tewari {{Playerid|209125249|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[Celtic de bdn]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Spencer Rummens {{Playerid|267869598|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Portugal}} [[CALDAS SPORT.]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Ted Agathanggelou {{Playerid|227133322|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 38
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Nederland}} [[Blauw-Wit Papendrecht]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Terry Cowell {{Playerid|314435601|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 39
| style="text-align:center;" | 4
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Brasil}} [[Alta Energia]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Halstead {{Playerid|56047993|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 60
| style="text-align:center;" | 1
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|Cymru}} [[Sion's Dream Team]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |Tony Marichal {{Playerid|163424738|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 14
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|España}} [[A.C.Alma Candida]]
|-
| style="padding-left:10px;" |苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang) {{Playerid|326790933|icon}}
| style="text-align:center;" | 3
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| style="text-align:center;" | 0
| {{flaglink|France}} [[Lonely stars F.C]]
|}

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
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== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-07-08T16:29:43Z

Squiz:

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

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[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
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'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Seasons 48)===

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
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|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
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|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

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|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
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===Hall of Fame===

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 199 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of as many different random 4 team leagues as they can squeeze into each season. Their home games are played at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

===Youth Scouts===

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Matthew Squire‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|Johnny Enquiries]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Matthew Squire''', 67 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 63 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Johnny Enquiries''', 77 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Greater Manchester]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Recent Graduates===

Here are a list of recent graduates of SWR Bangkok, presented season by season.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-07-08T16:19:49Z

Squiz:

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
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'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Seasons 48)===

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Hall of Fame===

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 199 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Matthew Squire‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|Johnny Enquiries]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Matthew Squire''', 67 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 63 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Johnny Enquiries''', 77 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Greater Manchester]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-07-08T16:17:56Z

Squiz: /* Youth Overview */

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

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|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
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{{divIII}}
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
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{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
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{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

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| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Seasons 48)===

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 199 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Matthew Squire‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|Johnny Enquiries]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Matthew Squire''', 67 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 63 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Johnny Enquiries''', 77 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Greater Manchester]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-07-08T15:59:20Z

Squiz: partial update

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = F. Gorgone {{Playerid|54901816}} |
league = III.4 |
lastupdate = 2012-07-07 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.4''', having recently relegated from division II.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

===Div II.2 (Seasons 48)===

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 199 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|48|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=514&RequestedSeason=48&Games=all 7th in II.2] || 8th round || none || John Russell || 6 || John Russell || 6
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 420 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|8}} || We’re so good || 04-03-2012 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-03-24T14:25:23Z

Squiz: /* Current Squad */

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = II.2 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''II.2''', having recently promoted from division III.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Raymond Cleaves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
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!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
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|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
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== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-03-24T14:09:01Z

Squiz: /* Stadium */ update

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = II.2 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
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'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''II.2''', having recently promoted from division III.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and currently has a total capacity of 76 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}} when the Blues had a capacity of 80,950.

*'''Total capacity:''' 76 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 100
*'''Basic seating:''' 18 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 11 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 900

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
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!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
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!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-03-07T11:15:42Z

Squiz: /* Current Squad */

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = II.2 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''II.2''', having recently promoted from division III.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 07/03/2012.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|33
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|88
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|43
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|32
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|13
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|11
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|18
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|14
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|2
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|102
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|87
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|69
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|50
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|78
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|199
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-03-07T09:44:34Z

Squiz: /* Current Squad */ updated

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = II.2 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''II.2''', having recently promoted from division III.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
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|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bertie Escobar
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|04/03/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}

|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-02-26T10:55:55Z

Squiz: /* Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}} */

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = II.2 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''II.2''', having recently promoted from division III.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title on goal difference as they, Allyownians and Podland all tied on 30 points. Blues placed 2nd as their goal difference of +28 was 5 less then Allyownians, and 16 better than Podland.

During Season 47, Squiz changed SOTV's training regime from Scoring to Crossing and consequently shipped out first-team wingers Adam Sobzcuk and Peter Tuhey. The weakening of Blues team wasn't enough however to prevent them winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons. Despite being weaker this season they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} largely because of their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|align=left!|'''Player'''
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
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|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
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| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
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| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

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=== Supported Teams ===
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| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
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| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
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| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
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== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-02-26T08:08:04Z

Squiz: Completed ex-youth players

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 21-12-2003 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = II.2 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
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{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

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'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''II.2''', having recently promoted from division III.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title by Allyownians on goal difference, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

A shift in training emphasis during Season 47 wasn't enough to prevent SOTV winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons, and this time they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} despite their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=322726538 Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=188002022 Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=72947505 George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=153776998 Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=292579776 Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261503113 Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=195115490 Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=286274607 Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=298721202 Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=331942243 Jeff Albrighton]|| 28-09-2011 || align="right"|£119,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=327687336 Jeffrey Alesworth]|| 06-11-2011 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=296890647 Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=255503059 John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=223782218 John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=162638197 John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=317751398 Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=93060485 Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272860016 Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=247382398 Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=131798656 Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278373337 Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=76278027 Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=145554475 Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=156692734 Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=200571623 Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56596617 Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=275022260 Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=278744174 Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=287074442 Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289855956 Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=260654734 Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=240320454 Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=229502971 Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312099623 Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=117913871 Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216675093 Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=209125249 Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=265916600 Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=267869598 Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318839920 Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=227133322 Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=314435601 Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=56047993 Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=163424738 Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=326790933 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,786,925'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|ENG}}
| [[User:CaptainSmithy|CaptainSmithy]] {{Userid|4066234}}
| [[The Pork Chop Chargers]] {{Teamid|954037}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[II.2 (England)|II.2]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Philly_Bluenose|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]

|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League

|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-02-26T07:38:53Z

Squiz: added youth players

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won eight league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''II.2''', having recently promoted from division III.

The Zulu Army hope the club can one day survive a season in division II without getting humiliated along the way.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title by Allyownians on goal difference, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

A shift in training emphasis during Season 47 wasn't enough to prevent SOTV winning the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons, and this time they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} despite their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=261962472 Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=135907482 Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=272597914 Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=189267837 Carl Willis]|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=241321146 Chad Smith]|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=312242215 Christian Smith]|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=142905717 Colin Attah-Agyeman]|| 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=210345942 Dallas Fisher]|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=130017610 Danny Sharma]|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=285925209 Des Hiltz]|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=253820190 Edmund Mehler]|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=273501276 Finley Krawitz]|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=289738126 Francis Moorey]|| 06-10-2011 || align="right"|£1,436,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Garry Schafer]|| 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Gaurav Kale]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Gavin Andrews]|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= George Deacon]|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Gil Runcie]|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=341192377 Grant Butterworth]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£18,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Ian Davenport]|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Ian Dawson]|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Ian McAllorum]|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Jamie Maguire]|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Jed Oakland]|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Joel Danbridge]|| 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= John Coates]|| 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= John McKennedy]|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= John O'Halloran] || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Jonathan Tesar]|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Jordan Blackburn] || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Jordie Turan] || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Kenny Benjamin]|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Kevin MacGruer] || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Kirk Hollands]|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Len Evans]|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Mark Cobb]|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Mark Galbraith]|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Merv Bathgate]|| 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Michael Bass]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Michael Hastings]|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=342864667 Mo Crutchley]|| 22-02-2012 || align="right"|£6,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Neil Anderson]|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Neil Williams]|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Patrick Purcell]|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Paul Eastings]|| 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Paul Harwin]|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Paul Rhodius]|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Peter Dennison]|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Phil Votruba]|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Richard Robinson]|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Ritchie Turner]|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Rober Holmes]|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Roddy Blades]|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Ryan Tewari] || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Samuel Debney]|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Spencer Rummens]|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Steve Meehan]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Ted Agathanggelou]|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Terry Cowell]|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Tony Halstead]|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Tony Marichal]|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= 苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)]|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 65''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,658,258'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:manuhell|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-02-26T07:10:06Z

Squiz: /* Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}} */

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten to the title by Allyownians on goal difference, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

In Season 47 SOTV won the title again, to make it 3 championships in 4 seasons, and this time they were successful in their promotion qualifier, beating Ozzy's Lodge 6-0 {{Template:Matchid|364180732}} despite their opponents experimenting with a 'revolutionary' 1-5-2 formation.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:manuhell|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-02-26T06:58:30Z

Squiz: /* Current Squad */ updated

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Ufuk Dilinur
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|23/01/2012
|align=center|FC Fietseboom
|align=center|£1,292,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Bob Goodman
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2012
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
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|align=left!|'''Player'''
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
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!width=7%|Apps
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!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
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|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:manuhell|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-02-01T12:59:26Z

Squiz: misc season 47 related updates

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |

{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 47
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-47) {{divIII}} {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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!width=7%|Spec
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!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
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|align=left!|'''Player'''
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!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|47
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BRA}}
|Juscelino Paiva Diniz
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|Real Naquada
|align=center|£687,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
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|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 10 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:manuhell|Philly_Bluenose]] {{Userid|1034412}}
| [[Philly Bluenose]] {{Teamid|225170}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.35 (USA)|IV.35]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://htev.org/team/58832/ SOTV at htev.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

File:SOTV maptrick.png

2012-02-01T12:11:36Z

Squiz: uploaded a new version of "File:SOTV maptrick.png"

SOTV

2012-02-01T12:07:17Z

Squiz: /* International Friendlies */ added Nigeria and Pakistan

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
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'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|47
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BRA}}
|Juscelino Paiva Diniz
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|Real Naquada
|align=center|£687,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
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|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
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!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 8 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''33''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Pakistan}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{Flagicon|Pakistan}} Pakistan, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore 

'''Away:''' '''65''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nigeria}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-01-20T13:21:40Z

Squiz: /* International Friendlies */

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
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</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
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!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|47
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BRA}}
|Juscelino Paiva Diniz
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|Real Naquada
|align=center|£687,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 8 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. SOTV's rarest home flag is Syria, won through the HT-Lottery.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''64''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Kyrgyzstan}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{flagicon|Kyrgyzstan}} Kyrgyzstan, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras, {{flagicon|Iraq}} Iraq 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-01-16T09:47:35Z

Squiz: update, removed YA current club

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = K. Thomas {{Playerid|128875629}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2012-01-14 |
}}

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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
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'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
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|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|47
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BRA}}
|Juscelino Paiva Diniz
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|Real Naquada
|align=center|£687,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 195 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 10.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=268683136 Walter Velle] (vs Gillamtasary 08/01/2012 {{Template:Matchid|358901144}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|47|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=47&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} ||John Russell || 8 || Christopher Neri-Iuna || 7
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''63''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras, {{flagicon|Iraq}} Iraq 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Lucky Melhuish''', 65 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 62 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Cheshire]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 37 years, Looking for 'any players' in [[Devon]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy|| 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=1 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-01-13T13:52:58Z

Squiz: /* Current Squad */

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
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| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
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|}

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| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

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'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|47
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Poleham
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BRA}}
|Juscelino Paiva Diniz
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|Real Naquada
|align=center|£687,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''63''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras, {{flagicon|Iraq}} Iraq 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-01-13T13:37:19Z

Squiz: update part 2

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

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|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
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{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
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{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

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| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
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[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 13/01/2012.

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|23
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|47
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|195
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|36
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Megiel Hogervorst
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|26/12/2011
|align=center|JVC5
|align=center|£1,233,334
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|74
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|77
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BRA}}
|Juscelino Paiva Diniz
|align=center|7
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|Real Naquada
|align=center|£687,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|3
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|10
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|6
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|92
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|79
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|61
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|39
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star_5}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|23
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|71
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''63''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras, {{flagicon|Iraq}} Iraq 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-01-13T11:24:26Z

Squiz: /* Current Squad */ update

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

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|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
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| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
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| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 31/10/2011.

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|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|24
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|60
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|187
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|34
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|60
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|59
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|Macedonia}}
|Stefan Grozdonovski
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|SV Austria Liefering
|align=center|£866,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BRA}}
|Juscelino Paiva Diniz
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|07/12/2011
|align=center|Real Naquada
|align=center|£687,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Waclaw Gryta
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|Kamikadze Team
|align=center|£1,513,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|GER}}
|Marcus Bilroth
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|AKS ZORY
|align=center|£1,475,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Hayden Darcy
|align=center|0
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|17/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Leyton Groves
|align=center|0
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|22/12/2011
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|79
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|68
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|49
|align=center|Unpred
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|25
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|57
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''63''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras, {{flagicon|Iraq}} Iraq 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2012-01-13T11:05:32Z

Squiz: /* International Friendlies */ update

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

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|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
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| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 31/10/2011.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|24
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|60
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|187
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|34
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|60
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|57
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|59
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Peter Tuhey
|align=center|38
|align=center|
|align=center|28/02/2011
|align=center|HC Bardaf
|align=center|£2,743,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Adam Sobczuk
|align=center|24
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|07/06/2011
|align=center|F2 FC
|align=center|£2,638,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|79
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|68
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|49
|align=center|Unp
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|25
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NOR}}
|Torfinn Fredriksen
|align=center|162
|align=center|
|align=center|24/10/2008
|align=center|plommens helter
|align=center|£1,398,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''63''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Andorra}}
{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Armenia}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Honduras}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Iraq}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Mozambique}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Scotland}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|South Africa}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{flagicon|Mozambique}} Mozambique, {{Flagicon|Armenia}} Armenia, {{Flagicon|Honduras}} Honduras, {{flagicon|Iraq}} Iraq 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2011-11-03T19:30:24Z

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
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{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
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| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 80 950, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 80 950
*'''Terraces:''' 44 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 16 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 950

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 31/10/2011.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|24
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|60
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|187
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|34
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|60
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|57
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|59
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Peter Tuhey
|align=center|38
|align=center|
|align=center|28/02/2011
|align=center|HC Bardaf
|align=center|£2,743,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Adam Sobczuk
|align=center|24
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|07/06/2011
|align=center|F2 FC
|align=center|£2,638,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|79
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|68
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|49
|align=center|Unp
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|25
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NOR}}
|Torfinn Fredriksen
|align=center|162
|align=center|
|align=center|24/10/2008
|align=center|plommens helter
|align=center|£1,398,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''56''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{Flagicon|UAE}} United Arab Emirates, {{Flagicon|Pilipinas}} Philippines, {{flaglink|Guatemala}} Guatemala, {{flaglink|Costa Rica}} Costa Rica, {{flaglink|Prathet Thai}} Thailand 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2011-11-03T19:23:41Z

Squiz: /* Current Squad */

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
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|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
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| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
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| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
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| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
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| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 83 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 83 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 17 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 2 000

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 31/10/2011.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|24
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|60
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|187
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|34
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|60
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|57
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|59
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Peter Tuhey
|align=center|38
|align=center|
|align=center|28/02/2011
|align=center|HC Bardaf
|align=center|£2,743,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Adam Sobczuk
|align=center|24
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|07/06/2011
|align=center|F2 FC
|align=center|£2,638,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|79
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|68
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|49
|align=center|Unp
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|25
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|5
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center|Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NOR}}
|Torfinn Fredriksen
|align=center|162
|align=center|
|align=center|24/10/2008
|align=center|plommens helter
|align=center|£1,398,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''56''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{Flagicon|UAE}} United Arab Emirates, {{Flagicon|Pilipinas}} Philippines, {{flaglink|Guatemala}} Guatemala, {{flaglink|Costa Rica}} Costa Rica, {{flaglink|Prathet Thai}} Thailand 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

File:SOTV-away.jpg

2011-10-18T16:20:53Z

Squiz:

SOTV

2011-10-18T16:20:28Z

Squiz:

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{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
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{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.jpg|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 83 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 83 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 17 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 2 000

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 18/08/2011.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|9
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|43
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|174
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|17
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|43
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|39
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|37
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Flannery
|align=center|4
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/06/2011
|align=center|Sérfenyő FC
|align=center|£424,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Peter Tuhey
|align=center|20
|align=center|
|align=center|28/02/2011
|align=center|HC Bardaf
|align=center|£2,743,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Adam Sobczuk
|align=center|5
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|07/06/2011
|align=center|F2 FC
|align=center|£2,638,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|61
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|50
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|32
|align=center|Unp
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|9
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center| Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NOR}}
|Torfinn Fredriksen
|align=center|147
|align=center|
|align=center|24/10/2008
|align=center|plommens helter
|align=center|£1,398,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''56''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{Flagicon|UAE}} United Arab Emirates, {{Flagicon|Pilipinas}} Philippines, {{flaglink|Guatemala}} Guatemala, {{flaglink|Costa Rica}} Costa Rica, {{flaglink|Prathet Thai}} Thailand 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

File:SOTV-home.jpg

2011-10-18T16:17:00Z

Squiz:

SOTV

2011-10-18T16:15:41Z

Squiz: changed kit

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |
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|- align="center"
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|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
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|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.jpg|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.png|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 83 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 83 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 17 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 2 000

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 18/08/2011.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|9
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|43
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|174
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|17
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|43
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|39
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|37
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Flannery
|align=center|4
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/06/2011
|align=center|Sérfenyő FC
|align=center|£424,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Peter Tuhey
|align=center|20
|align=center|
|align=center|28/02/2011
|align=center|HC Bardaf
|align=center|£2,743,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Adam Sobczuk
|align=center|5
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|07/06/2011
|align=center|F2 FC
|align=center|£2,638,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|61
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|50
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|32
|align=center|Unp
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|9
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center| Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NOR}}
|Torfinn Fredriksen
|align=center|147
|align=center|
|align=center|24/10/2008
|align=center|plommens helter
|align=center|£1,398,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''56''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{Flagicon|UAE}} United Arab Emirates, {{Flagicon|Pilipinas}} Philippines, {{flaglink|Guatemala}} Guatemala, {{flaglink|Costa Rica}} Costa Rica, {{flaglink|Prathet Thai}} Thailand 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2011-10-18T07:45:42Z

Squiz: end of season update

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.png|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.png|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won twice and finished second (on goal difference) in the last three seasons.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-46) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

Blues very nearly won a third consecutive division III title in Season 46 but were narrowly beaten for the title by Allyownians, as they, SOTV and Podland all tied on 30 points.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 83 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 83 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 17 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 2 000

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 18/08/2011.

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|9
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|43
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|174
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|17
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|43
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|39
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|37
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Flannery
|align=center|4
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/06/2011
|align=center|Sérfenyő FC
|align=center|£424,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Peter Tuhey
|align=center|20
|align=center|
|align=center|28/02/2011
|align=center|HC Bardaf
|align=center|£2,743,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Adam Sobczuk
|align=center|5
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|07/06/2011
|align=center|F2 FC
|align=center|£2,638,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|61
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|50
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|32
|align=center|Unp
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|9
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center| Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NOR}}
|Torfinn Fredriksen
|align=center|147
|align=center|
|align=center|24/10/2008
|align=center|plommens helter
|align=center|£1,398,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=46&Games=all 2nd in III.5] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Roger Baiad || 6 || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through the Best Flags Federation, and the HT-Lottery respectively.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''56''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{Flagicon|UAE}} United Arab Emirates, {{Flagicon|Pilipinas}} Philippines, {{flaglink|Guatemala}} Guatemala, {{flaglink|Costa Rica}} Costa Rica, {{flaglink|Prathet Thai}} Thailand 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
{{table-begin}}
|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]

SOTV

2011-10-11T16:05:37Z

Squiz: /* Current Squad */

<div style="float:right;margin:0;padding:0px;background-color:#FFF;">
{{Clubinfo |
logouri = [[Image:SOTV_logo1.png|185px]] |
clubname = {{flagicon|England}} SOTV|
teamid = 58832 |
fullname = SOTV |
nickname = Blues |
founded = 2003-12-21 |
ground = Soi Paradise |
region = Greater Manchester |
country = England |
manager = squiz |
coach = T. Fredriksen {{Playerid|77442922}} |
league = III.5 |
lastupdate = 2011-09-21 |
}}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
|style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Trophies'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FFF;padding:5px 0 5px 5px;" |
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 45
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 44
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 42
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 40
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIII}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 38
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divIV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 33
|}
{| style="float:left;border-collapse:collapse;border:solid thin #CCC;height:110px;width:65px;margin:0 4px 4px 0"
|- align="center"
| style="vertical-align:middle;" |
{{divV}}
|- align="center"
| style="height:25px;font-size:.7em;font-style:italic;border:solid thin #CCC;" | Season 29
|}
|}

{| class="infobox" cellspacing="0" style="font-size:90%; padding:10px; width:235px;"
|-
| style="font-size:larger; text-align:center;" | '''Team kits'''
|-
|
[[Image:SOTV-home.png|thumb|center|Home kit]]
[[Image:SOTV-away.png|thumb|center|Away kit]]
|}

</div>

'''SOTV''' or '''S**t on the Villa''' are an [[England|English]] football team formed on 23rd December 2003 in [[Greater Manchester]] by their ever present manager, Squiz. The team's nickname is the '''Blues''' due to the colour of their kit and their taste in movies, and their supporters are known as the '''Zulu Army'''.

The team has won seven league titles and reached the 9th round of the cup on four occasions. The Blues currently play in division '''III.5''', which they have won for the last two seasons in a row. On both occasions SOTV lost the resulting promotion games against the more highly evolved Darwins XI.

The Zulu Army hope the club can auto-promote back to division II soon, and consolidate before one day reaching the first division.

==History==

===Early Years (Seasons 21-29) {{divV}}===
The club was formed under the name '''S**t on the Villa''' on 23rd December 2003 (Season 21) by Squiz who rather arrogantly appointed himself as manager. The club started out with a squad of weak and inadequate players in division '''V.111''', replacing the defunct '''old cassop'''. Despite overwhelming odds, S**t on the Villa managed to avoid relegation in their first couple of seasons whilst training playmakers, finishing 6th twice and winning the subsequent qualifiers 4-0 {{Template:Matchid|14050460}} and 9-0 {{Template:Matchid|18648734}} respectively.

Over the coming seasons the Blues had spells training wingers and defenders and hit 3rd place in Season 27, and were runners-up on 3 occasions (Seasons 24, 25 and 28). It wasn't until Season 29 that they won their first league title however, taking 39 points from a possible 42. This resulted in S**t on the Villa auto-promoting to division '''IV.32''' after nearly 9 seasons in the 5th tier.

===Div IV.32 (Seasons 30-33) {{divIV}}===
By now training Wingers, in Blues' first season in IV.32 they finished 6th by default, with the two teams below having sold up. Their second season started disastrously with the club forfeiting the first round of the cup 5-0 to a bot team after only four players remembered to turn up {{Template:Matchid|98444993}}. Things improved after this and S**t on the Villa went on to challenge for the title, only missing out after unluckily losing at home against Bexley Babes on the final day of Season 31 {{Template:Matchid|106742942}}.

Season 32 resulted in a slightly disappointing 4th place, but Season 33 was a remarkable time for Blues, as they lost only one league game to finish 1st and auto-promote, also reaching the 9th round of the Cup for the first time in their history. The team contained a number of S**t on the Villa all-time greats - up front the partnership of Craig Johnson and Andrew Currer, set-piece wizard Vrajkishore Ojha, flying wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf all proved too much for the rest of the league to handle. The Blues scored an incredible 107 League and Cup goals as they romped to the title by a clear 10 points.

===Div III.16 (Seasons 34-38) {{divIII}}===
S**t on the Villa adapted well to life in division '''III.16''' and finished runners-up in their first season, before tragedy was to strike. During Season 35, S**t on the Villa were ordered to change their name on the grounds that it could be considered offensive. After much soul-searching, and debating whether to quit rather than submit to censorship, S**t on the Villa were 'rebranded' as '''SOTV'''. The fans initially had their doubts, and there was talk of a phoenix club being started called '''S**t on the SOTV'''. These doubts were to disappear as the newly named SOTV were to win their next league game 7-1 against a competitive Sowton side {{Template:Matchid|168182195}}, widely considered to be a good omen, though the Blues were to eventually finish 4th in the league that season.

SOTV were again runners-up in Season 36, before a terrible Season 37 resulted in near-relegation back to division IV, only staying up after beating Hellas Sante in a qualifier 3-0 {{Template:Matchid|205948715}}. After some fairly minor changes to the squad in the off season, manager Squiz turned things around in Season 38, winning the league with 36 points and scoring 71 league goals in the process. SOTV were now in division II for the first time in the club's history. Key players of this era include goalkeeper Neil Clunie, midfielders Torfin Fredriksen, Mark Doyle and Vrajkishore Ojha, and SOTV's first ever TDF, Vladimiro Rubio.

===Div II.1 & III.10 (Seasons 39-43) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

SOTV had a creditable first season in division II.1, accumulating 17 points from 14 league games and missing out on 4th place only on goal difference. Unfortunately, finishing 5th meant a qualifier match, and despite posting their highest ever hatstats, the Blues were very unlucky to lose 2-3 against Fylde College {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}, and were relegated back to division III.

Now in division III.10, SOTV were to win the league in Season 40, only to lose their qualifier match against 11Musketeers {{Template:Matchid|253821495}} and therefore remain in the 3rd division. In Season 41, they were league runners-up to Faringdon Albion, and then in Season 42 they again won the league, this time securing 36 points, enough to auto-promote back to division II. This was unexpected even for the Zulu Army, as the team had entered a rebuilding phase, and it was widely felt that they needed a couple more seasons strengthening in division III before the new look side would be ready for the second division.

In Season 43 SOTV were once again in division II.1, only this time it was a lot stronger than during their previous stay, and due to team rebuilding, the Blues were in a much weaker state. An unlucky opening day loss at home to their main relegation rivals pretty much sealed their fate and the Blues eventually finished bottom of the league with a meager 9 points, relegating back to division III.

===Div III.5 (Seasons 44-45) {{divIII}} {{divIII}}===

With fan mood at rock bottom following relegation, manager Squiz reached for his chequebook. The week before Season 44 started, Blues signed Hans Wilders (GK), Michael Fitz William (IM), John Kostelidou (CD), Don Irvine (CD) and Mitch Bull (IM) for a total of £10 million. Another £3.5 million was spent a few weeks later on two more inner midfielders. Having a larger squad gave the Blues a greater tactical flexibility, and the league title was delivered using a mixture of 3-4-3, 2-5-3 and 4-3-3 formations. After winning the title, the Blues players simply had nothing left to give in their qualifier match, and were narrowly beaten 2-1 by Darwins XI {{Template:Matchid|317527974}}.

The following season saw first choice forwards Konrad Labuda and Etore Furlan depart the Blues for a combined £4.6 million early on, and the Blues got off to a shaky start, with youth players John Russell and Ben Delaney initially struggling to fill the boots of the departed Labuda and Furlan. After four games SOTV had picked up just five points from twelve and a successful title defense looked unlikely. The Blues turned it round though, and won nine of the following ten games (thanks in part to the signing of technical forward Walter Velle) and clinched their second league title in as many seasons with a 6-3 victory in a dramatic last day title decider away at Gillamtasary {{Template:Matchid|327783225}}. Once again however, the Blues were to be thwarted in their promotions hopes by the evil Darwins XI, losing their qualifier match 2-0 {{Template:Matchid|333191288}}.

==Stadium==

[[Image:SOTV-arena.jpg|thumb|left|SOTV]]
SOTV play their home games at '''Soi Paradise'''. The [[arena]] has been extensively developed and redesigned over the years and has reached a total capacity of 83 000, having started with a capacity of just 7 000. Despite the improvements in the infrastructure at the ground, the pies are still cold in the middle and the toilets are knee-deep in p***.

SOTV's record attendance is 76,560. This was achieved for a qualifier match against Fylde College on 30th August, 2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}.

*'''Total capacity:''' 83 000
*'''Terraces:''' 45 000
*'''Basic seating:''' 19 000
*'''Seats under roof:''' 17 000
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 2 000

Youth team games are played at '''Lat Krabang''', a short songthaew ride away from Soi Paradise.
 

==Players==

===Current Squad===

All information below is correct up to 18/08/2011.

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''GK'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NED}}
|Jari van Sonsbeek
|align=center|0
|align=center|
|align=center|07/10/2011
|align=center|S.S. DinoSennin
|align=center|£4,760,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Elvin Murray
|align=center|9
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|10/05/2011
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,400,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Kostelidou
|align=center|43
|align=center|
|align=center|27/11/2010
|align=center|AC Musile di Piave
|align=center|£1,836,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CD'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ITA}}
|Filippo Gorgone [[File:Captain sports.png]]
|align=center|174
|align=center|
|align=center|10/08/2008
|align=center|Balorda United
|align=center|£1,498,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WB'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Roger Baiad
|align=center|17
|align=center|
|align=center|18/02/2011
|align=center|Atletico Maranese
|align=center|£1,533,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|}

{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Fitz William
|align=center|43
|align=center|Power
|align=center|23/11/2010
|align=center|A.C.Tua 1994
|align=center|£2,704,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Kevin Thomas
|align=center|39
|align=center|
|align=center|18/11/2010
|align=center|Smallie United
|align=center|£550,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Jerome Nelson
|align=center|37
|align=center|
|align=center|15/12/2010
|align=center|Mibas 022
|align=center|£1,780,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Michael Flannery
|align=center|4
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/06/2011
|align=center|Sérfenyő FC
|align=center|£424,000
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''W'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Peter Tuhey
|align=center|20
|align=center|
|align=center|28/02/2011
|align=center|HC Bardaf
|align=center|£2,743,333
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''WTM'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|POL}}
|Adam Sobczuk
|align=center|5
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|07/06/2011
|align=center|F2 FC
|align=center|£2,638,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}

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!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|John Russell
|align=center|61
|align=center|Quick
|align=center|02/06/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Ben Delaney
|align=center|50
|align=center|Head
|align=center|18/09/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''CF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ENG}}
|Christopher Neri-Iuna
|align=center|32
|align=center|Unp
|align=center|20/11/2010
|align=center|
|align=center|
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|BEL}}
|Walter Velle
|align=center|9
|align=center|Tech
|align=center|09/05/2011
|align=center|KSK Berlin 06
|align=center|£2,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''DF'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|ESP}}
|Petronio Albarenga
|align=center|0
|align=center|Head
|align=center|08/09/2011
|align=center| Lazio1900Lazio
|align=center|£1,666,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Halfstar}}
|}
{|width=85%
!colspan=6 |
|- bgcolor="#b0c4de"
!width=5%|
!width=5%|
|align=left!|'''Player'''
!width=7%|Apps
!width=7%|Spec
!width=10%|Joined
!width=20%|Previous Club
!width=12%|Fee
!width=14%|Best Rating

|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
|align=center|'''COA'''
|align=center|{{Flagicon|NOR}}
|Torfinn Fredriksen
|align=center|147
|align=center|
|align=center|24/10/2008
|align=center|plommens helter
|align=center|£1,398,667
|align=left|{{Star_5}}{{Star}}{{Star}}
|} 

===Team Photo===

[[File:SOTV_teamphoto.jpg|660px|thumb|left|'''SOTV Team Photo''', ''Season 46, Week 5''
 
 
Top Row: T. Fredriksen (coach),
R. Dunbar,
R. Tiffen,
J. Eccleston,
J. Alesworth,
M. Fitzmichael,
D. Blaymires,
B. Delaney,
G. Clancy;
 
Middle Row: R. Pendl,
C. Neri-Iuna,
J. Russell,
F. Moorey,
W. Velle,
A. Sobczuk,
P. Tuhey,
E. Murray,
H. Wilders;
 
Bottom Row: J. Nelson,
J. Kostelidou,
M. Fitz William,
R. Baiad,
S. Raspalvelli,
M. Flannery,
M. Bull,
K. Thomas,
F. Gorgone.
]]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

===Notable Ex-Players===

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 '''Andrew Currer'''] ''(105 appearances 20/02/2007 - 30/11/2008)''
Signed for £1,040,670 towards the end of Season 31, Andrew Currer added pace and goals to SOTV's attack. He won the Golden Boot award in Seasons 32 and 33 (in Division IV.32), and again after promotion to Division III.16 in Season 35. He still holds the record for most league goals in a season (15 in Season 35). This supernatural striker was at Blues for 6 seasons before he was sold for £2,299,333 to santoss, shortly after the departure of his long-term forward partner, Craig Johnson. He scored 93 goals for SOTV, with a record 84 competitive goals (G:93 L:53 C:31 Q:0 F:9).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 '''Craig Johnson'''] ''(113 appearances 23/11/2006 - 19/11/2008)''
The Blues first titanic forward was Craig Jonson who signed from FC Zaphod Beeblebrox before the start of Season 31 for £1,200,000. He was Blues top league scorer in his first season, and again in his fourth season as he and fellow striker Andrew Currer plundered goal after goal. In the cup Johnson's exploits are even more remarkable - scoring 7 goals in one game {{Template:Matchid|203133097|}}, and 15 goals in one cup season; two records that still stand today. Johnson eventually left SOTV for PALLO 78 in a £2,040,000 deal. His goalscoring record for SOTV stands at 95 goals, with a record 33 in the Cup (G:95 L:47 C:33 Q:1 F:14).

* {{Flagicon|CAN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=22284476 '''Lorenzo Boulanger'''] ''(157 appearances 25/12/2003 - 12/10/2006)''
This lightning quick winger was manager Squiz's third signing for the club, and a deal was completed on Christmas Day 2003, taking him from Canadian team BC Metro Selects to the Blues for just £6,000. He developed into a Brilliant winger with Excellent playmaking skills and was a key player in SOTV's league winning team of Season 29. However, he was sold just 9 weeks later to LosBallos1 for £1,020,000 after the arrival of up-and-coming wingers Jasper Thompson and Jos van de Lustgraaf at the Blues. Boulanger captained the side 39 times, and scored 24 goals (G:24 L:11 C:4 Q:3 F:6).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 '''Mark Doyle'''] ''(164 appearances 10/08/2007 - 01/03/2010)''
Feared both in the air as a head specialist, and on the ground as an extraterrestrial playmaker, Mark Doyle was an essential first team player at Blues for almost 9 seasons. He signed from Zeast FC for £765,330 and in his debut season was part of SOTV's legendary promotion winning team of Season 34. Doyle was able to handle the step-up from Division IV to Division III, and was later part of the SOTV team that got promoted to Division II in Season 38. He made 151 competitive appearances (and only 13 friendly appearances), scoring 47 goals before moving on for £918,000 to Kronenhalle (G:47 L:30 C:13 Q:1 F:3).

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 '''Neil Clunie'''] ''(162 appearances 20/02/2008 - 20/03/2010)''
A goalkeeper of supernatural prowess, Neil was signed for £1,900,000 at the end of Season 34. He went on to keep a record 63 clean sheets for the Blues over 7 seasons, remaining a virtual ever-present between the sticks and helping the team to two Division III titles in the process. Clunie also holds the record for most appearances by a goalkeeper for SOTV (162) and most competitive appearances by a goalkeeper (137). He captained the Blues on 9 occasions. Nearing 30, he was sold to current club extralarge for a healthy £2,500,000 in Season 41.

* {{Flagicon|DEN}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 '''Nicki Sperling'''] ''(19 appearances 28/03/2010 - 07/06/2010)''
Signed to replace legendary keeper Neil Clunie, Nicki Sperling became SOTV's most expensive player when he signed for a then record £4,200,000. However, despite his undoubted talent (8* in his best match {{Template:Matchid|269543543}} and 10 clean sheets in just 19 games), it quickly became apparent he didn't yet have the experience or set-piece skill required. When the opportunity arose to sell him at a profit to Viborggade Boldklub just two and a half months later, manager squiz didn't hesitate and the player moved on for £4,900,000; another SOTV transfer record.

* {{Flagicon|SWE}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 '''Viktor Gustavsson'''] ''(134 appearances 07/12/2005 - 31/01/2009)''
The brilliant striker played for SOTV for almost 12 seasons, scoring exactly 100 goals (G:100 L:29 C:24 Q:0 F:47). He signed from F.C. Parcul 1 for £1,300,000, and went on to help the Blues secure their first ever league title in his second full season (Season 29), whilst finishing as SOTV's top league scorer. Gustavsson also scored regularly in Cup matches and became SOTV's top cup goalscorer a record 3 times - in Seasons 28, 29 and 34.
As well as a natural born goalscorer, Viktor was a born leader. He captained SOTV 81 times and was appointed player coach at the beginning of Season 32, helping the club to it's second league title in Season 33. He remained with the Blues till Season 38, when he left to take up a coaching position with FC Lowrider, for whom he still works today.

* {{Flagicon|ENG}} [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 '''Vrajkishore Ojha'''] ''(163 appearances 17/03/2007 - 10/12/2009)''
This versatile supernatural midfielder was a utopian set-piece taker who played 141 competitive games over 9 seasons for SOTV. He was the Blues' top league goalscorer in Season 36 with 8 goals, and in Season 38 with 13 goals. He was joint top-scorer in Season 39 with five other players. Ojha won 3 league titles with SOTV, and is their record league goalscorer with 56 goals (G:99 L:56 C:25 Q:0 F:18).

== Statistics and Records ==

===Player Records===

* '''Most Appearances (All Matches)''' - 185 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=54901816 Filippo Gorgone]
* '''Most Appearances (Competitive Matches)''' - 151 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=95205392 Mark Doyle]
* '''Most Appearances (Friendlies)''' - 68 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=192868811 David Hirst]
* '''Top Goalscorer (All Matches)''' - 100 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Competitive Matches)''' - 84 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer]
* '''Top Goalscorer (League)''' - 56 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=65999674 Vrajkishore Ojha]
* '''Top Goalscorer (Cup)''' - 33 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson]
* '''Most Goals in a Game''' - 7 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (vs Mossfire 04/11/2008 {{Template:Matchid|203133097}})
* '''Most Goals in a Season (League)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=80442611 Andrew Currer] (Season 35)
* '''Most Goals in a Season (Cup)''' - 15 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=68234659 Craig Johnson] (Season 35)
* '''Highest Rating''' - 9.5 stars : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=182758644 Michael Fitz William] (vs Clipperton 08/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783194}}), [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=122891322 Dharamnishth Balaji] (vs Bargain Basement Blues 04/04/2010 {{Template:Matchid|122891322}})
* '''Most Clean Sheets''' - 63 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=131690613 Neil Clunie]
* '''Captain Most Often''' - 81 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=11957692 Viktor Gustavsson]
* '''Record Transfer Fee Paid''' - £4,760,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=287022351 Jari van Sonsbeek] (07/10/2011 to S.S. DinoSennin)
* '''Record Transfer Fee Received''' - £4,900,000 : [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?playerId=204204050 Nicki Sperling] (07/06/2010 from Viborggade Boldklub)

===Match Records===

* '''Biggest League Win''' - 11-0 : vs Bargain Basement Blues (H) 03/01/2010 {{Template:Matchid|264025871}}
* '''Biggest Cup Win''' - 12-0 : vs Jarrows Arrows (A) 30/11/2010 {{Template:Matchid|302254699}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Team)''' - 341 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Defence)''' - 150 : vs Clipperton (A) 15/05/2011 {{Template:Matchid|327783204}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Midfield)''' - 156 : vs Fylde College (H) 30/08/2009 {{Template:Matchid|237869938}}
* '''Most Hatstats (Attack)''' - 130 : vs Swiftys Swifts (H) 02/05/2010 {{Template:Matchid|280237921}}
* '''Most Stars''' - 81 : vs Gilamtasary (H) 17/07/2011 {{Template:Matchid|343422263}}

===Season by Season===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! English Cup !! Trophies !! Top Goalscorer (League) !! Goals !! Top Goalscorer (Cup) !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=21&Games=all 6th in V.111] || none || none || Alexander Prins || 2 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=22&Games=all 6th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Iván Hernández || 11 || Darren Johnson || 4
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=23&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 4th round || none || Howard Seeley || 8 || Arco Bressers || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=24&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Urban Hörnflod, Patrick Nesswald || 12 || Felix Haidvogel || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=25&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 3rd round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Balázs Molnár || 11 || Lyle Dolan || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=26&Games=all 5th in V.111] || 3rd round || none || Mieczyslaw Szczurowski || 5 || Patrick Nesswald || 2
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=27&Games=all 3rd in V.111] || 4th round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Geert-Jan Gout || 5 || Geert-Jan Gout || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=28&Games=all 2nd in V.111] || 5th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Guillermo Mayoral || 12 || Viktor Gustavsson || 7
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=6458&RequestedSeason=29&Games=all 1st in V.111] || 5th round || {{divV}} || Viktor Gustavsson || 11 || Viktor Gustavsson, Guillermo Mayoral || 3
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=30&Games=all 6th in IV.32] || 5th round || none || Eero Savolainen || 4 || Curtis McLeary || 3
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=31&Games=all 3rd in IV.32] || 1st round || [[Image:L06-3.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 8 || none || 0
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=32&Games=all 4th in IV.32] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 11 || Andrew Currer || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=564&RequestedSeason=33&Games=all 1st in IV.32] || 9th round || {{divIV}}[[Image:Goldenboot IV.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 13 || Craig Johnson || 15
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=34&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Craig Johnson || 10 || Viktor Gustavsson || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=35&Games=all 4th in III.16] || 4th round || [[Image:Goldenboot III.gif]] || Andrew Currer || 15 || Jasper Thompson || 4
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=36&Games=all 2nd in III.16] || 6th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Vrajkishore Ojha || 8 || Andrew Currer || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=37&Games=all 6th in III.16] || 7th round || none || Mārtiņš Timma || 7 || Craig Johnson, Sampo Keranen || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=532&RequestedSeason=38&Games=all 1st in III.16] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Vrajkishore Ojha || 13 || Sampo Keranen || 5
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=39&Games=all 5th in II.1] || 9th round || none || D. Balaji, M. Doyle, F. Gorgone, A. Marchione, V. Ojha, V. Rubio || 3 || Vrajkishore Ojha, Aydin Saymaner, Jasper Thompson || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=40&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 9th round || {{divIII}} || Antonio Marchione || 6 || Nicolae Tudorache || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=41&Games=all 2nd in III.10] || 9th round || [[Image:L06-2.gif]] || Blair Cornwall || 7 || Aydin Saymaner || 6
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=526&RequestedSeason=42&Games=all 1st in III.10] || 6th round || {{divIII}} || Claus Josua Billeriss || 11 || Forbes Leadbeater || 8
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=513&RequestedSeason=43&Games=all 8th in II.1] || 7th round || none || Stefano Raspalvelli || 4 || Ettore Furlan, Francis Moorey || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=44&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 7th round || {{divIII}} || Konrad Labuda || 6 || Ben Delaney, Stefano Raspalvelli || 6
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45|| [http://www.hattrick.org/World/Series/OldSeries.aspx?LeagueLevelUnitID=521&RequestedSeason=45&Games=all 1st in III.5] || 8th round || {{divIII}} ||Francis Moorey || 10 || Terry Cowell || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46|| ongoing in III.5 || 5th round || ? || ? || ? || Ben Delaney || 6
|-
|}

=== Achievement Points ===
'''Achievements:''' 20 / 31 
'''Points:''' 412 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|2}} || Climbing the ladder || 13-10-2008 || 50 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|10}} || Let's Do This Again || 23-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 19-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|4}} || Cup Heroes || 28-08-2007 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 01-02-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 26-02-2010 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|2}} || We’re so loved || 02-03-2009 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 13-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 02-09-2007 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 12-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|25}} || Home-grown lineup || 26-01-2011 || 25 points
|-
|{{Ach|26}} || Veteran lineup || 14-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|27}} || Youthful lineup || 21-09-2011 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|6}} || Star collector || 17-07-2011 || 35 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 13-03-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 04-12-2006 || 10 points
|}
 

=== International Friendlies ===

Manager Squiz did not take an active interest in flag-hunting until Season 46, following yet another early exit from the cup. The rarest flag collected so far is Cape Verde, arranged through a random challenge. Other rarities include UAE and Syria, won through lotteries.

'''Home:''' '''32''' countries hosted out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belarus}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|India}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Moldova}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Northern Ireland}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Singapore}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Suriyah}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|USA}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Suriyah}} Syria, {{flaglink|Northern Ireland}} Northern Ireland, {{Flagicon|India}} India, {{Flagicon|Singapore}} Singapore, {{Flagicon|Moldova}} Moldova, {{flaglink|Belarus}} Belarus 

'''Away:''' '''56''' countries visited out of '''128'''. 

{{flaglink|Argentina}}
{{flaglink|Belgium}}
{{flaglink|Bolivia}}
{{flaglink|Bosna i Hercegovina}}
{{flaglink|Brasil}}
{{flaglink|Bulgaria}}
{{flaglink|Cabo Verde}}
{{flaglink|Canada}}
{{flaglink|Česká republika}}
{{flaglink|Chile}}
{{flaglink|China}}
{{flaglink|Colombia}}
{{flaglink|Costa Rica}}
{{flaglink|Danmark}}
{{flaglink|Deutschland}}
{{flaglink|Eesti}}
{{flaglink|England}}
{{flaglink|España}}
{{flaglink|France}}
{{flaglink|Guatemala}}
{{flaglink|Hellas}}
{{flaglink|Hong Kong}}
{{flaglink|Hrvatska}}
{{flaglink|Indonesia}}
{{flaglink|Iran}}
{{flaglink|Israel}}
{{flaglink|Italia}}
{{flaglink|Latvija}}
{{flaglink|Lietuva}}
{{flaglink|Magyarország}}
{{flaglink|Malta}}
{{flaglink|México}}
{{flaglink|Nederland}}
{{flaglink|Nippon}}
{{flaglink|Norge}}
{{flaglink|Oceania}}
{{flaglink|Österreich}}
{{flaglink|Perú}}
{{flaglink|Pilipinas}}
{{flaglink|Polska}}
{{flaglink|Portugal}}
{{flaglink|Prathet Thai}}
{{flaglink|România}}
{{flaglink|Rossiya}}
{{flaglink|Schweiz}}
{{flaglink|Slovensko}}
{{flaglink|Srbija}}
{{flaglink|Suomi}}
{{flaglink|Sverige}}
{{flaglink|Türkiye}}
{{flaglink|Ukraina}}
{{flaglink|UAE}}
{{flaglink|Uruguay}}
{{flaglink|USA}}
{{flaglink|Venezuela}}
{{flaglink|Việt Nam}} 

Rarest flags: {{Flagicon|Cabo Verde}} Cabo Verde, {{Flagicon|UAE}} United Arab Emirates, {{Flagicon|Pilipinas}} Philippines, {{flaglink|Guatemala}} Guatemala, {{flaglink|Costa Rica}} Costa Rica, {{flaglink|Prathet Thai}} Thailand 

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:SOTV_maptrick.png]]
|}

== Youth Academy ==

===Youth Overview===
The name of SOTV's Youth Academy is '''SWR Bangkok'''. They are members of the '''English Premier Youth''' League, and they play their home games at the '''Lat Krabang''' ground, which has a capacity of 300.

{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
! colspan="2" |
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="right"
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Hal_Norris.png|Hal Norris‎]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:Kennedy_Quinton.png|Kennedy Quinton]]
| align="center" style=background: #ffffff;" | [[File:David_Looney.png|David Looney]]
|}

* Youth team scout: '''Hal Norris''', 70 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[Avon & Somerset]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''Kennedy Quinton''', 60 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[West Midlands]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

* Youth team scout: '''David Looney''', 35 years, Looking for 'wingers' in [[London]] {{Flagicon|ENG}}

===Ex-Youth Academy Players===

Below is a list of players who came through SOTV's youth team ranks before moving on, and are '''still playing'''. The Date Sold and Transfer Fee refer to the players departure from SOTV, though his current club is not necessarily the club he was first sold to.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! CLUB FIRST SOLD TO !! DATE SOLD !! TRANSFER FEE
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=280713960 Adam Herrick] || {{Flagicon|Ukraine}} Fobius || 05-04-2010 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=319174396 Alun Silk]|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=318265663 Andrew Clarke]|| {{Flagicon|ESP}} Franin || 06-04-2011 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=216045613 Andy Barry]|| {{Flagicon|Germany}} Fürstenau|| 07-09-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID=94455907 Berke Sullivan]|| {{Flagicon|Romania}} Forces of Light || 14-02-2006 || align="right"|£300,000
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brandon Witt]|| || 12-10-2009 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Brian Adams]|| || 18-10-2006 || align="right"|£25,333
|-
|[http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Players/Player.aspx?PlayerID= Byron Manchester]|| || 10-01-2010 || align="right"|£34,000
|-
|Carl Willis|| || 18-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Chad Smith|| || 09-04-2009 || align="right"|£7,333
|-
|Christian Smith|||| 23-03-2011 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Colin Attah-Agyeman || || 07-12-2006 || align="right"|£7,339
|-
|Dallas Fisher|| || 27-07-2008 || align="right"|£40,000
|-
|Danny Sharma|| || 14-09-2006 || align="right"|£94,000
|-
|Des Hiltz|| || 16-05-2010 || align="right"|£208,667
|-
|Dylan Ivy|| || 27-06-2006 || align="right"|£16,667
|-
|Edmund Mehler|| || 28-07-2009 || align="right"|£261,333
|-
|Finley Krawitz|| || 23-01-2010 || align="right"|£100,000
|-
|Frank Ash|| || 23-01-2008 || align="right"|£1,383,407
|-
|Garry Schafer|| || 30-09-2009 || align="right"|£24,000
|-
|Gaurav Kale|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£35,883
|-
|Gavin Andrews|| || 07-08-2008 || align="right"|£667
|-
|George Deacon|| || 17-08-2005 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Gil Runcie|| || 06-03-2007 || align="right"|£10,667
|-
|Ian Davenport|| || 21-07-2010 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian Dawson|| || 07-10-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|Ian McAllorum|| || 12-03-2008 || align="right"|£306,000
|-
|Jamie Maguire|| || 20-05-2010 || align="right"|£28,000
|-
|Jed Oakland|| || 25-04-2011 || align="right"|£1,019,333
|-
|Joel Danbridge || || 18-09-2010 || align="right"|£236,667
|-
|John Coates|| || 21-08-2009 || align="right"|£190,000
|-
|John McKennedy || || 01-04-2009 || align="right"|£4,000
|-
|John O'Halloran|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£4,667
|-
|Jonathan Tesar|| || 30-03-2011 || align="right"|£46,667
|-
|Jordan Blackburn|| || 31-01-2006 || align="right"|£64,667
|-
|Jordie Turan|| || 13-01-2010 || align="right"|£448,000
|-
|Kenny Benjamin|| || 29-05-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Kevin MacGruer || || 06-11-2008 || align="right"|£2,244,000
|-
|Kirk Hollands|| || 03-03-2010 || align="right"|£45,000
|-
|Len Evans|| || 14-09-2005 || align="right"|£120,667
|-
|Mark Cobb|| || 29-12-2006 || align="right"|£410,000
|-
|Mark Galbraith|| || 29-03-2007 || align="right"|£5,000
|-
|Merv Bathgate|| || 23-03-2010 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
|Michael Bass|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|Michael Hastings|| || 28-04-2008 || align="right"|£16,000
|-
|Neil Anderson|| || 01-03-2005 || align="right"|£211,333
|-
|Neil Williams|| || 07-02-2010 || align="right"|£377,333
|-
|Patrick Purcell|| || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|£102,000
|-
|Paul Eastings|| || 23-06-2004 || align="right"|£47,333
|-
|Paul Harwin|| || 11-06-2010 || align="right"|£48,667
|-
|Paul Rhodius|| || 07-09-2010 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Peter Dennison|| || 28-09-2009 || align="right"|£15,000
|-
|Phil Votruba|| || 03-04-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Richard Robinson|| || 22-06-2010 || align="right"|£2,667
|-
|Ritchie Turner|| || 24-01-2011 || align="right"|£272,000
|-
|Rober Holmes|| || 08-06-2006 || align="right"|£73,333
|-
|Roddy Blades|| || 15-09-2008 || align="right"|£2,000
|-
|Ryan Tewari || || 08-07-2008 || align="right"|£22,000
|-
|Samuel Debney|| || 14-11-2009 || align="right"|£50,000
|-
|Spencer Rummens|| || 07-12-2009 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Steve Meehan|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} Nachtegaal || 19-06-2011 || align="right"|£667
|-
|Ted Agathanggelou|| || 13-04-2009 || align="right"|£8,667
|-
|Terry Cowell|| || 31-05-2011 || align="right"|£499,367
|-
|Tony Halstead|| || 22-02-2005 || align="right"|£5,333
|-
|Tony Marichal|| || 02-06-2007 || align="right"|£20,000
|-
|苗 (Miu) 項航 (Xianghang)|| || 18-07-2011 || align="right"|£1,333
|-
| '''Total Players: 66''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total Sales:''' || align="right"|'''£9,598,332'''
|} 

== Supporters ==

=== Managers Supporting Team ===
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|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Deutschland}}
| [[User:manuhell|manuhell]] {{Userid|2223425}}
| [[KBum Süd]] {{Teamid|332944}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.7 (Deutschland)|IV.7]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Lubnan}}
| [[User:rawad|rawad]] {{Userid|11443168}}
| [[chealses]] {{Teamid|2020413}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[III.9 (Lubnan)|III.9]]
|}

=== Supported Teams ===
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|-
!
! User
! Team
! League
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|USA}}
| [[User:Mistfit|Mistfit]] {{Userid|11534596}}
| [[Mistfits]] {{Teamid|228013}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[VI.81 (USA)|VI.81]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|Belgium}}
| [[User:Caranza|Caranza]] {{Userid|604536}}
| [[Racing Pelt]] {{Teamid|188418}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[Eerste Klasse|Eerste Klasse]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | {{flaglink|România}}
| [[User:KingHagi|KingHagi]] {{Userid|8865479}}
| [[CS Laguna]] {{Teamid|1061920}}
| style="text-align:center;" | [[IV.3 (România)|IV.3]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://alltid.org/team/58832 SOTV at Alltid.org] [[File:IronopolisALLTID1.png]]

* [http://maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=58832#results SOTV at maptrick.org] [[File:maptrick_logo.png]]

* Thanks to [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], manager of [http://wiki.hattrick.org/wiki/Spartak_SPb Spartak SPb] for first creating this SOTV wiki

[[category:English Clubs|SOTV]]