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User:Toby14483

2005-11-26T12:48:15Z

Toby14483: /* Quotes by Toby14483 */

== The Man ==

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is. Toby speaks fluent German but refuses to use it on account that he doesn't want to. ''"Why would I want to speak an ancient dead language?"'' He says.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2021.

== The Legend ==

Toby once gave Ashley Ward a high five.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"[[Pie | PIE]] ist nicht gut"''

''"Vin Diesel is awesome!"''

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

''"George Best is dead and Maradona is still alive. 'Tis a sad day."''

''"Stop collecting flags you gits!"''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-26T12:47:44Z

Toby14483: /* Quotes by Toby14483 */

== The Man ==

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is. Toby speaks fluent German but refuses to use it on account that he doesn't want to. ''"Why would I want to speak an ancient dead language?"'' He says.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2021.

== The Legend ==

Toby once gave Ashley Ward a high five.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"[[PIE | Pie]] ist nicht gut"''

''"Vin Diesel is awesome!"''

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

''"George Best is dead and Maradona is still alive. 'Tis a sad day."''

''"Stop collecting flags you gits!"''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-26T12:46:37Z

Toby14483: /* Quotes by Toby14483 */

== The Man ==

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is. Toby speaks fluent German but refuses to use it on account that he doesn't want to. ''"Why would I want to speak an ancient dead language?"'' He says.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2021.

== The Legend ==

Toby once gave Ashley Ward a high five.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"[[Pie]] ist nicht gut"''

''"Vin Diesel is awesome!"''

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

''"George Best is dead and Maradona is still alive. 'Tis a sad day."''

''"Stop collecting flags you gits!"''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-26T12:45:35Z

Toby14483: /* Quotes by Toby14483 */

== The Man ==

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is. Toby speaks fluent German but refuses to use it on account that he doesn't want to. ''"Why would I want to speak an ancient dead language?"'' He says.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2021.

== The Legend ==

Toby once gave Ashley Ward a high five.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"[[PIE]] ist nicht gut"''

''"Vin Diesel is awesome!"''

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

''"George Best is dead and Maradona is still alive. 'Tis a sad day."''

''"Stop collecting flags you gits!"''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-26T12:45:04Z

Toby14483:

== The Man ==

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is. Toby speaks fluent German but refuses to use it on account that he doesn't want to. ''"Why would I want to speak an ancient dead language?"'' He says.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2021.

== The Legend ==

Toby once gave Ashley Ward a high five.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"PIE ist nicht gut"''

''"Vin Diesel is awesome!"''

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

''"George Best is dead and Maradona is still alive. 'Tis a sad day."''

''"Stop collecting flags you gits!"''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-26T12:42:05Z

Toby14483:

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby speaks fluent German but refuses to use it on account that he doesn't want to. ''"Why would I want to speak an ancient dead language?"'' He says.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2021.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"PIE ist nicht gut"''

''"Vin Diesel is awesome!"''

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

''"George Best is dead and Maradona is still alive. 'Tis a sad day."''

''"Stop collecting flags you gits!"''

User:Toby14483

2005-11-26T12:39:47Z

Toby14483: /* Quotes by Toby14483 */

Toby Likes Derby County FC and hates Tomatos because they are red.
He has excellent posture and a love of Hattrick. His spare time is spent making a Welsh translation of hattrick. Toby doesn't speak Welsh, but his efforts to help, show what a dedicated and warm person he is.

Toby's team, the Belper Harriers were due to be English champions in 2009. However, due to his limited access to the interweb (Belper library has unfortunately not taken advantage of the new 24 hour licensing law), this plan has been postponed until 2060.

== Federations ==

Toby is a key member of the [[5th Slot Fed]]. He took a lead role in the ''"Time of Strife"'' and has since gone on to be the most amazing member/persistant spammer that the fed has ever produced.

== Proudest HT Moment ==

Toby's most amazing moment in Hattrick came with a 2-1 victory over some Croatian team managed by [[Catalyst2950]]. The Croatian losers, claimed the match was only a friendly, for training purposes, but we all know the truth.

== Quotes by Toby14483 ==

''"PIE ist nicht gut"''

''"Vin Diesel is awesome!"''

''"I love [[The King of Sand Dunes]] very much"''

''"I hope you both lose that cup final!"''

''"Today the train I was on hit someone."''

''"I'm englands most sexy hattricker. I had 66% of the vote. That was a tough day, I tell you."''

''"George Best is dead and Maradona is still alive. 'Tis a sad day."''

''"Stop collecting flags you gits!"''

User:The Croatian One

2005-11-26T12:35:28Z

Toby14483: /* Croatian Quotes */

The Croatian One, also known as '''Catalyst2950''', is a Croatian-born web monkey of profound genius, who is widely regarded as the most Croatian member of [[5th Slot Fed]]. He developed the theory of Hattrick Blue, inspiring the Firefox plugin [[Foxtrick]]. And, not to forget, he is also one of the select few supporters of [[The Trains]].

After his Hattrick Blue CSS was developed in late 2004, The Croatian One became world famous, an unusual achievement for a Croat. In his later years, his fame exceeded that of any other Croat in history. In popular culture, his name has become synonymous with great intelligence and even genius. He even proclaims this himself, but he always does it in a very humble way.

He is deeply concerned with the social impact of web usability. His belief in CSS, usability, and non-greenness of the Hattrick page (the primary source of inspiration in his life), his awe for the scheme that is manifested on the internet show through in his work and philosophy.

== Background ==

He is also famed for his love of all things Microsoft except IE and his extensive egg collection which now totals 3 eggs and a polished stone that looks like an egg. Kind of. If you squint when you look at it.

In his spare time, The Croatian One spends his effort chasing girls with pink hair. A hobby that has thus led to his nickname among the community of "Little Pinky". But he also has private moments in his newly reconstructed Zagreb bunker enjoying German DVDs about boy-girl-relationships.

Further ideas include that little box that asks you if you ''really'' want to bid £2,000,000 for that solid defender.

Many people expect The Croatian One to succeed Slobodan Boban on the Croatian throne.

== Early life==

There are various versions of The Croatian One's origins and life before 2000. (See Last Millennium) The account that has traditionally been supported by most historians is as follows:

Little Pinky was born between January 1 and December 31 in the year 1980, in the Croatian country of Croatia. He lived with his mum, who made him ham sandwiches for lunch every day. With tomatoes and mayonnaise.

1987, the year Pinky learned to talk. Some say that 7 is a bit old to start chattering, but it has been one of his lifelong ambitions to make up for lost time. By the year 2005, he had more than made up for his lack of words in his younger days. The word count was far beyond anything the average man could comprehend.

By 1990 he had learned to walk. From the computer to his bed. And back again.

In 1997, The Croatian One was on holiday in Poreč. Poreč had become a center for CSS (Croatian Style Sheets). This was a great source of inspiration to the young Croatian One. Years later he was often overheard reminiscing on the head tags he experienced there for the first time. Suffice to say, the table years were over.

In 1998, he turned 18 and fell in love for the first time. With a girl called Brian. Who had a green beard. This was a relationship that unfortunately didn't last, as Brian confessed 3 months later that he is in fact a man. But thanks for the ham sandwiches.
This was obviously a shock for someone of such a tender age and it took him years to recover.

2004 saw him sign up for Hattrick, despite being allergic to green. Something that stemmed back to his relationship with Brian.
He got his team three days after submitting the application.

== Hattrick Blue ==

The year 2004, on the evening of August 3, The Croatian One emerged from his bedroom clutching only a piece of paper and a worn pencil, shouting "I have the plague". The origins of Hattrick Blue had been hastily scribbled on this now famous sheet. Down to the last blue pixel, the plan was ready. Upon entering the forums to tell people of his ground breaking discovery, he was met with indifference and contempt.

Not swayed by these flat earth believers, he set about realising his dream. A Rhapsody in Blue. Hattrick would never be the same again.

Work began earnestly on the new project. The doubts of the community were firmly put out of his mind, as he began the arduous task of dissecting the Hattrick page to consume its heart. The autopsy proved harder than expected as The Croatian One encountered non conforming HTML and a mess of internal formats. But his bloodlust had to be satisfied. The task, at times, consumed his soul, waking in a cold sweat, he would scribble ideas on a pad by the blue bean bag he took to sleeping on. These ideas formed the advanced theory of Hattrick Blue, and how all things are relative to a 12pt font. Surprisngly, at the time, fonts were smaller and not as well-formed as are the fonts we know today.

== Croatian Quotes ==

''"I still need a quotes section, though..."''

'' "It's a start."''

''"I like goth chicks with pink hair and tattoos."''

''"It was just a friendly Toby you English ponce"''

''"I'm not racist, I'm Englishist."''

[[category:users]]

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-26T12:32:33Z

Toby14483:

Looks like we can talk here?

Anybody?

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No. This is a discussion about the article, not a forum, not a chat. --[[User:Catalyst2950|Catalyst2950]] 11:47, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

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Sorry mein herr, I'll get straight back to my duties. *becoming worried about you* ps, how do you do the little signature thing. Could be useful.

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page needs updating......

where is the info on the "time of strife"?

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Well if you want to write anything about our 'difficulties' then go ahead. But be very very very careful.

* Difficulties? I meant when Purple Helmet joined us. That was hell.

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T12:08:37Z

Toby14483:

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T12:08:09Z

Toby14483: /* This */

Talk:5th Slot Fed

2005-11-25T12:07:39Z

Toby14483: This

Looks like we can talk here?

Anybody?

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No. This is a discussion about the article, not a forum, not a chat. --[[User:Catalyst2950|Catalyst2950]] 11:47, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Sorry mein herr, I'll get straight back to my duties. *becoming worried about you* ps, how do you do the little signature thing. Could be useful.

== This ==

page needs updating......

where is the info on the "time of strife"?

User:Toby14483

2005-11-25T11:50:47Z

Toby14483: /* Federations */