5th Slot Fed
5th Slot Fed
This is a federation within the community of Hattrick. Which it is hopefully allowed to write about.
A place where everybody lives happily ever after.
The 5th Slot Fed is home to such luminaries as Leonaridus da kit designer, the ex-West German Chancellor known as Purple Helmet, The Croatian One, The King of Sand Dunes, a man with no legs, a Librarian, a rich Pure-Bred Indian, a very bad man called Bobby, and many people who like warm, cozy wool.
It should be noted that contrary to the popular myth, the 5th Slot Fed will not hunt down and pinch anyone. Anyone!
Poll Results, Questions are irrelevant
Important Note:'The formatting has not worked. The first answer corresponds to the bottom result, and the rest to the one below it. OR it might be the other way around actually. Confused? Good.
1 (7%) Nah, Toby still molests his sheep
5 (38%) Nah, Gaby does her best friend's boyfriend
2 (15%) Yes
2 (15%) No
1 (7%) Oxidus is old, ugly, and has no hair
8 (66%) Gaby
1 (8%) Oxidus
1 (8%) Moon
2 (16%) Hannu
3 (30%) Toss her out 0 (0%) Cure her
2 (20%) Give worms to Toby for purposes unknown
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7 (77%) Die!
1 (11%) Die! 0 (0%) Die! 0 (0%) Die!
She' fat and don't take cash
1 (11%) She's a useless bitch
3 (33%) She is as sexy as a cow without legs
3 (33%) She is dead so she is perfect