Funny names
From Hattrick
Short Names[edit]
- Oh (28747795)
- Li (70120821)
- Co (72235698)
- Yi (8195188) - fired
- Ko (57585350)
- Ye (149889718)
- Pi (418236) Youth Squad Scout
- (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
Long Names[edit]
- Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (245094299) - 56 characters, the argentinian one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.
- Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (247874540) - 55 characters, also argentinian and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurgs.
- Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (171982397) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
- Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (103391259) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
- Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (203699395) - 53 characters, another Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim
- Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
- Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (192715137) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
- Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (228271433) - 53 characters, the swiss second cousin of the family
- Anton-Johann Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (291747598) - 52 characters, newly acquired sub keeper for the Caherlistrane Minors. Part of a great footballing family.
- Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
- Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (210632560) - 52 characters
- Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
- Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
- Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
- Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
- Robert-Jan Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (354752235) - 48 characters
- Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
- Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
- Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
- Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen (72781238) - 41 characters, At the moment the longest name for a YA player
- Florian Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (260900727) - 40 characters
- Konrad Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen (332732154) - 38 characters
- Boris Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen (30849116) - 37 characters
- Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler (127391278) - 37 characters.
- Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.
- Sebastião Francisco Fernandes Basto (266572336) - 35 characters.
- Laurenz Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (326988048) - 35 characters.
- Sylvain de Dieudonné de Corbeek over Loo (286195132) - 34 characters, active as August 2010
- Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg (22757384) - 32 characters.
- Joaquín Lafuente Manso de Zuñiga (234113129) - 32 characters.
Robotic +C34 Range[edit]
- Don Helmus+C34 (6021333)
- Menno Helmus+C34 (5541795)
- Boris Helmus+C34 (6095814)
- Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575)
- Nick Helmus+C34 (5400511)
- Raymond Helmus+C34 (6957296)
- Joep Helmus+C34 (1705960)
Other funny names[edit]
- Aard Appel (215170948) - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato"
- Adrián Shreckenhammer (346611196) - "Schreckenhammer" is German for "scarehammer"/"hammer of terror"
- Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
- Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
- Anakin Skywalker (269313113)
- Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
- Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
- Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
- Antti Kristo (179906095) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
- Arch Soldier (230345668) - Field-tested.
- Barış Savaş (209236944) - Turkish for "peace war"
- Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
- Beat Loser (31280573)
- Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
- Beck Demonlord (226817566) - Probably the very last of his species.
- Ben Dover (40174093)
- Black Race (237703538) - Part of an antiquated worldview.
- Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
- Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
- Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
- Brad Jolie (208135674) - It's his decision...
- Brain Baker (56092866)
- Brain Beam (49105936)
- Brain Bloom (262647557)
- Brain Buckler (160071755)
- Brain Bull (259730296)
- Brain Capper (271370627)
- Brain Carbon (165370703)
- Brain Court (244095515)
- Brain Day (153141173) - Today is mine.
- Brain Goblet (205513434)
- Brain Painter (262375982)
- Brain Slater (157359467)
- Brain Smith (244926836)
- Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
- Camp Butcher (217536255)
- Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
- Cannon Smith (234311932)- It's handcraft.
- Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a pussy"
- Cin Ali Kızkaçıran (212154785) - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper"
- Champ Battlelord (234312175) - Obviously the personification of invincibility.
- Chau Keng Chao (161076907) - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
- Christian Bones (269394046) - All that was left of them?
- Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
- Chr. d. VI (930259) - King of Denmark
- Cock Bony (36130050)
- Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
- Cockatoo Biggerstaff (143774832) - He has a bigger staff.
- Constant Wakker (323671165) - "Wakker" is Dutch for "Awake".
- Constantin Hell (64768415) - A rather subjective retrospective.
- Crystal Chafer (217714350)
- Crystal Darling (217716880)
- Dale Warlord (238196495) - Can get both negative & positive terrain SE's.
- Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is ...
- Dark Pearl (217720301) - Nae worries, he's just a small black marble.
- Dark Smith (247612200) - He hopefully isn't forging any major evil.
- Dark Wellfare (250145295) - It's all in good cause.
- Delfino Curioso (248081351) - is the dolphin of a famous advertisement in Italy [1]
- Demon Sheath (228622802) - What's in there?
- Diamond Temple (217536896) - Quite stunning piece of architecture.
- Dick Marks (354909020)
- Dick Armour (268516499)
- Dick Beaver (257318060) - Beware!
- Dick Bender (70296417) - No thanks, I'm pleased with mine being straight.
- Dick Bill (249907580) - I always end up paying for its needs.
- Dick Blind (215846024) - I'm no sodomite, just ...
- Dick Blunt (64040263) - A sign of wear.
- Dick Bolt (235776569) - Put it anywhere.
- Dick Boom (262665542)
- Dick Boot (44986907) - Required by a walking one.
- Dick Burger (20242253)
- Dick Burns (188458580)
- Dick Butler (267251625) - Sheer luxury.
- Dick Cleaver (120780221) - Don't let him get you.
- Dick Cumming (179582886)
- Dick Dancer (252859774)
- Dick de Cock (185134768)
- Dick Dick (49705273)
- Dick Frame (153304718) - A non-sexist expression for something.
- Dick Gay (177222295)
- Dick Hamburger (13188138)
- Dick Harder (109983484)
- Dick Lick (224843556)
- Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
- Dick Sellers (180036705) - They have a stall at the weekly market.
- Dick Small (11238080)
- Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
- Dick Toon (75438709) - Also known as Hentai.
- Dicky Focker (60005670)
- Ding Dong (41917816)
- Dode Prins (282860805) - Dutch for "Dead Prince"
- Dragon Ravenhall (259716191)
- Drek Phantom (242527156)
- Earnest Priest (260696017)
- Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
- Ernst Lustig (285053312) - German for "Serious funny"
- Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
- Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
- Faustin Hure (252424906) - German "Faust in Hure" translates "fist in whore".
- Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
- Flip Funk (47694445)
- Friedensreich Krieger (214260129) - German for "peaceful warrior"
- Frost Cannon (230347092)
- Fu King-Chou (63742749)
- Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
- Gang Jang (96832945)
- Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
- Gaylord Ball (179927587)
- Gaylord Curry (114450279)
- Gaylord Powers (14420151)
- Garip Buğday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
- General Mosquito (77693077)
- Gerçek Adam (154784020) - Turkish for "real man"
- George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
- German Bich (152919913)
- Germán Pascagaza (201046146) - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
- Gilbert Bonecrusher (217536993) - See them splinter!
- Gold Northernor (227278793)
- Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
- Gotthelf Freibier (66937476) - German for "Godhelp Freebeer"
- Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
- Gün Aydın (206797144) - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
- Ha Ha (112897227) - A true clown.
- Harley Davidson (118225541)
- Harry Ball (57494446)
- Harry Hole (130799800) - Kind of self-explanitory
- Harry Vagana (121447243)
- Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
- Hayati Top (214766410) - Turkish for "vital ball"
- Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
- Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
- He She (71666210)
- Hennes Diller (109199101) - A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
- Holger Heim-Vorteil (230234798) - "Heimvorteil" is German for "home field advantage"
- Home Gloombard (222824783) - He probably better stays in the house.
- Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
- Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
- Hu Huu (6608630)
- Hung Small (360326815)
- I-Q (5203016)
- I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
- I Made Ronaldo (209705810) - He created Ronaldo
- Innar Äss (185916996)
- İmdat Arı (25066021) - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
- Ion Waraxe (227650562) - Oh well, that might do.
- Jack Aas (48706961)
- Jack Asser (242438815) - Does try everything at home!
- Jak Jabberwock (260684284)
- Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
- Jean Jean (28997907)
- Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
- Jerker Taipale (29722533)
- Jesús (90309422)
- Jesús Killer (68850295)
- Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
- Jesús Mesías (65666388)
- Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
- John St John (92847956)
- Joselito Orelha (116297679)
- Karl (72252405)
- Karl Frauenschläger (308985896) - German for "Karl Womenbeater"
- Kelvan Mindshadow (221912019)
- Kick Asser (110835628)
- Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
- King Koch (44244610)
- Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
- Kurt Batman (75489114) - a renowned hero in his team
- La La (45601760)
- Lance Lance (17866979)
- Lamon Lamon (6668876)
- Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
- Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
- Li Li (6895133)
- Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
- Long Bearcock (90645253)
- Long Doppleganger (215282136) Apart from his size he could be you.
- Long Wang (45444058)
- Luki Heer (178820050) "Lookie here"-he likes to always get his point accross.
- Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
- Major Beavers (208060782)
- Major Dumas (32083923)
- Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
- Man Hunter (282921257)
- Manny Doerner-Turk (206560946) - Doener is a turkish food.
- Mana Merchant (23887995) - If you're short of magical power but have some gp ...
- Manor Talker (230897494) - Went into real estate negotiations?
- Manuel Dick (82149283)
- Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
- Mario Wanka (38861900)
- Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
- Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
- Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
- Matthew Dungeonmaster (233282224) - For a small fee Matthew produces underworld expertises.
- Max Bass (287358208)
- Max Risk (146108927)
- Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
- Maxim Saifutdinov (50927601) - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again"
- Mehmet Özgür Dağcı (214193841) - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
- Memnun Kaleci (201274815) - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
- Messias Barbi (269559043)
- Mike Hunt (19637679)- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina)
- Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
- Moses Christian (80687423)
- Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
- Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
- Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander (72386098) - Pupp is norwegian for tit
- Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
- Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
- Otto Matic (11054466)
- Ova Dunn (275169872)
- Ovidiu Zima (316187617) - Zima = an alcoholic drink. (Over due Zima)
- Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
- Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
- Peder Bom (114789842) - Slovenian for "I'll be homo."
- Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
- Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
- Pete Archmaster (229768897)
- Petur Páll í Píkuni (200037880) - Petur Páll (Icelandic name) í Píkuni (Icelandic for: in the vagina)
- Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
- Pierce Carnage (257955521)
- Pierce Stone (15472083)
- Priest Blocker (141761636)
- Priest Hunt (253520103)
- Priest Lord (165950535)
- Priest Mace (233912828)
- Priest Power (247703819)
- Pu Si (6656589)
- Raivo Kala (178712185) - Finnish for "crazy fish".
- Randy Hamster (29362136)
- Renaud Peugeot (286267785) - Just sounds like two famous car brands
- Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
- Riny (72237234)
- Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese
- Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
- Salah Alami (77463344)
- Sarge Demonlord (232260746) - It's time to commend one's soul to God once this officer advances.
- Satılmış Armağan (200951456) - Turkish for "sold present"
- Sezer Sezer (208984792)
- Shaked Shaked (181963588) - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
- Shakes Minge (17539796)
- She He (27100093) - A shemale
- Solmaz Gül (128504566) - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
- Squid Commander (229929085) - This has always been my dream job.
- Squid Day (128413558) - A feast.
- Stanley Duvuduvukulu (40156904)
- Stefan Steffen-Steffen (25873027)
- Steven Juggernaut (259744115)
- Stoner Fist (236123644)
- Storm Steel (250802299)
- Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
- Sultan Demon (228867591)
- Tante Miranda (279246957) - Dutch for "aunt Miranda"
- Thor Hammer (46754809) - Maybe when he shoots, the lightning strikes?
- Tit Curl (207842869) - Right on the nipple.
- Tit Fakin (253996901) - Silicone & what have you.
- Tit Mac (266266645) - Yum!
- Tit Rant (250576955) - Say your piece.
- Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
- Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
- Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
- Tudor Tudor (29558793) - www.tudor.se (swedish car battries)
- Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
- Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
- Urpo Makkara (241856370) - Finnish for "Dumbass sausage"
- Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - Russian for "John Doe"
- Virus Bladecaster (254310197)
- Walter Wanker (25839246)
- Wankegh Heddache (195806474) Ouch...
- Warburton Battlelord (217537636) - Champ's younger brother. No less ferocious as you can guess from the name.
- Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
- Will Do (164098185)
- Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
- Willi De Cock (98299231)
- You Yo-Yo (21908206)
- Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
- Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
- Zak Warlord (230346973)