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Revision as of 17:01, 11 April 2006

Weird Names

I-Q (5203016)

A weird name for a player!

Long Names

Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545)

The longest player name in hattrick. But now was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109)

Another longest player name.

Short Names

  • Oh (28747795)
  • Li (70120821)
  • Co (72235698)
  • Yi (8195188)

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.

Other funny names:

  • Alco Hol (89588778)
  • Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
  • Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
  • Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
  • Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese means "NICE F**K"
  • Ben Dover (40174093)
  • Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
  • Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
  • Dick Dick (49705273)
  • Dick Small (11238080)
  • Dick Surgeon (15008633)
  • Ding Dong (41917816)
  • Elano de la Morena (72968753) - spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
  • Freddy Krueger (10352435) -
  • Garip Bugday (47012999) - turkish for "strange wheat"
  • General Mosquito (77693077)
  • Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
  • Harry Ball (57494446)
  • Hasse Gott (28162320) - german for "I hate God"
  • He Suk-Suk (54490571)
  • Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
  • Horst Puta (38213146) - puta in spanish means bitch
  • Hu Huu (6608630)
  • I Made Yosafat (48614148)
  • I-Q (5203016)
  • Jean Jean (28997907)
  • Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
  • Jesús Killer (68850295)
  • Jesús Mesías (65666388)
  • Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
  • King Koch (44244610)
  • Koen Aben (32118434) - danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
  • La La (45601760)
  • Li Li (6895133)
  • Long Bearcock (90645253)
  • Long Wang (45444058)
  • Manuel Dick (82149283)
  • Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
  • Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money"
  • Otto Matic (11054466)
  • Palle Due (37810882) - italian for "two balls"
  • Pu Si (6656589)
  • Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
  • Randy Hamster (29362136)
  • Rens Kosten (8928614) - danish for "clean the broom"
  • She He (27100093)
  • She Suk-ho (4640284)
  • Toon de Liefde (39096473) - dutch for "show the love"
  • Walter Wanker (25839246)
  • Wibe De Cock (49482992)
  • Wiet Tabak (90029672) - dutch for "weed tobacco"
  • Will Playfair (56205506)
  • Willi De Cock (98299231)
  • You Yo-Yo (21908206)
  • Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players