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=== Robotic +C34 Range ===
 
 
 
*'''Don Helmus+C34'''(6021333)
 
*'''Menno Helmus+C34'''(5541795)
 
*'''Boris Helmus+C34'''(6095814)
 
*'''Quincy Helmus+C34'''(6949575)
 
*'''Nick Helmus+C34'''(5400511)
 
*'''Raymond Helmus+C34'''(6957296)
 
*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)
 
 
 
== Long Names ==
 
 
 
* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
 
* '''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
 
* '''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
 
* '''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504) - 50 characters
 
* '''Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (50978151) - 50 characters
 
* '''Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten''' (28651109) - 49 characters
 
* '''Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (22948541) - 46 characters
 
* '''Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47746666) - 45 characters
 
* '''Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (100876982) - 43 characters
 
* '''Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan''' (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.
 
 
 
== Short Names ==
 
 
 
* '''Oh''' (28747795)
 
* '''Li''' (70120821)
 
* '''Co''' (72235698)
 
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired
 
* '''Ko''' (57585350)
 
* '''Pi''' (418236) Youth Squad Scout
 
* '''  ''' (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
 
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
 
 
 
== Other funny names: ==
 
 
 
*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
 
*Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
 
*Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
 
*Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
 
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
 
*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
 
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
 
*Antal Annus (34180879)
 
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
 
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
 
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
 
*Beat Loser (31280573)
 
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
 
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
 
*Ben De Cock (91734537)
 
*Ben Dover (40174093)
 
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
 
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
 
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
 
*Boubin (124487279)
 
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
 
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
 
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
 
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
 
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
 
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
 
*Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
 
*Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
 
*Cock Bony (36130050)
 
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
 
*Constantin Hell (64768415)
 
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
 
*Dick Burger (20242253)
 
*Dick Byrne (80948916)
 
*Dick Dick (49705273)
 
*Dick Frame (153304718)
 
*Dick Hamburger (13188138)
 
*Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
 
*Dick Small (11238080)
 
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
 
*Dick Toon (75438709)
 
*Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
 
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
 
*Ding Dong (41917816)
 
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
 
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
 
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
 
*Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
 
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
 
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
 
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
 
*Flip Funk (47694445)
 
*Fokke de Kok (99823092)
 
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)
 
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
 
*Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
 
*Gang Jang (96832945)
 
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
 
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
 
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
 
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
 
*General Mosquito (77693077)
 
*George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
 
*Gerald Gay (44914292)
 
*German Bich (152919913)
 
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
 
*Guido De Cock (142522985)
 
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
 
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
 
*Harry Ball (57494446)
 
*Harry Vagana (121447243)
 
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
 
*Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
 
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
 
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
 
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
 
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
 
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
 
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
 
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
 
*Hu Huu (6608630)
 
*I-Q (5203016)
 
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
 
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
 
*Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
 
*Irving Fuchs (148426669)
 
*Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
 
*Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
 
*Jean Jean (28997907)
 
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
 
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
 
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
 
*Jesús (90309422)
 
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
 
*Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
 
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
 
*John Duff  (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
 
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
 
*John St John (92847956)
 
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
 
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
 
*Kick Asser (110835628)
 
*Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
 
*King Koch (44244610)
 
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
 
*La La (45601760)
 
*Lance Lance (17866979)
 
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)
 
*Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
 
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
 
*Li Li (6895133)
 
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
 
*Long Bearcock (90645253)
 
*Long Wang (45444058)
 
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
 
*Major Dumas (32083923)
 
*Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
 
*Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
 
*Manuel Dick (82149283)
 
*Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
 
*Mario Wanka (38861900)
 
*Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
 
*Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in croatian
 
*Max Risk (146108927)
 
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
 
*Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
 
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
 
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
 
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
 
*Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
 
*Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
 
*Otto Matic (11054466)
 
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
 
*Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
 
*Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish and Norwegian slang for a pervert person.
 
*Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
 
*Priest Blocker (141761636)
 
*Pu Si (6656589)
 
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
 
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
 
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
 
*Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
 
*Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
 
*Riny (72237234)
 
*Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
 
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
 
*Salah Alami (77463344)
 
*Sansón (81396266)
 
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
 
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
 
*Shakes Minge (17539796)
 
*She He (27100093) - A shemale
 
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
 
*Squid Day (128413558)
 
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
 
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
 
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
 
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
 
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
 
*Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
 
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
 
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
 
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
 
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
 
*Will Do (164098185)
 
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
 
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
 
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
 
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
 
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
 
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
 
*Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
 
*Chau Keng Chao (161076907)- "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
 
 
 
== See Also ==
 
 
 
[[Team_names#Unique_Team_Names|Unique Team names]]<br>
 
[[Celebrity players]]
 
[[category:Players]]
 

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