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*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)
 
*'''Joep Helmus+C34'''(1705960)
  
== Long Names ==
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[[http://manoke.cn/topic/testi-canzoni/ testi canzoni lionel richie]] [[http://sneck.info/data/gena-lee/ gena lee nolin hard video]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/stay-ce/ stay ce ce rogers]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/lo-strano/ lo strano percorso spartiti]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/toner-canon.htm toner canon ir 1600]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/home-media/ home media center]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/ht-dalia/ ht dalia w]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/instant-video.htm instant video album plus]] [[http://joperan.org/data/hub-/ hub 8 porte 10 100 1000]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/benq/ benq 5120]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/julieta-venegas.htm julieta venegas lento remix]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/antivir-personal/ antivir personal edition]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/franchising-attivita/ franchising attivita]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/giulia-michelini.htm giulia michelini]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/top.htm top 20]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/dierre-porte.htm dierre porte]] [[http://joperan.org/data/scarica-canzone/ scarica canzone zero assoluto]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/hect/ hect]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/quanti-vasco.htm quanti vasco rossi]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/petit-chaperon.htm petit chaperon rouge, le-]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/paolo-conte/ paolo conte via con me]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/pgd-asus.htm p5gd1 asus]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/tony-tammaro.htm tony tammaro testi]] [[http://joperan.org/data/sito-telefonia/ sito telefonia]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/mercedes-e.htm mercedes e 320 s.w. 4matic avantgarde]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/housekeeping/ housekeeping]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/poliziotto-a/ poliziotto a quattro zampe 1, 2 , 3]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/philips-gb.htm philips gb mp3]] [[http://sneck.info/data/bunny-sim/ bunny sim]] [[http://sneck.info/data/samsung-hard/ samsung hard 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riassunto delle puntate]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/constituciones.htm constituciones]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/www-asl/ www asl bergamo it]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/mocarta.htm mocarta]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/vento-di.htm vento di tempesta]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/kamaro-femme/ kamaro femme like u]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/smart-brabus/ smart brabus]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/annunci-di/ annunci di coppie toscana]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/ricetta-torta.htm ricetta torta al cioccolato]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/concerto-di/ concerto di capodanno a vienna 2001]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/ichalkaranji.htm ichalkaranji]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/lavello-in.htm lavello in acciaio]] [[http://joperan.org/data/acer-t/ acer t350 computer]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/modem-hub/ modem hub 8 porte]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/bubblegirl.htm bubblegirl]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/lg-computer/ lg computer]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/carta-termica/ carta termica]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/kyd/ kyd]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/scienze-giuridiche/ scienze giuridiche delle relazioni inte]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/sito-internet.htm sito internet lodi]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/lettori-dvd/ lettori dvd divx xvid]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/bella-balilla/ bella balilla]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/obiettivi-canon.htm obiettivi canon sigma]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/shrink-bags/ shrink bags]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/head-i/ head i x3]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/desktop-fiore.htm desktop fiore]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/antologia-letteraria.htm antologia letteraria]] [[http://joperan.org/data/hotel-economici/ hotel economici madrid]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/pc-acer.htm pc acer aspire rc950]] [[http://sneck.info/data/italia-plus/ italia plus map]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/windows-.htm windows 2000 password recovery]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/trailer-selen/ trailer selen mpg free]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/doar-cu/ doar cu tine]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/lollipop-you/ lollipop you]] [[http://sneck.info/data/princess-diana/ princess diana crash]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/lavazza/ lavazza]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/tecra.htm tecra 8100]] [[http://sneck.info/data/heaven-is/ heaven is a halfpipe]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/blue-band.htm blue band and soul bag]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/free-sex.htm free sex movie]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/foto-lee/ foto lee ryan dei blue]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/flandre/ flandre]] [[http://joperan.org/data/il-signore/ il signore degli anelli game boy]] [[http://joperan.org/data/palmari-hp/ palmari hp ipaq hx4700]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/elisa-lazzaro/ elisa lazzaro]] [[http://joperan.org/data/tyler-hero/ tyler hero]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/star-croata/ star croata]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/kit-fai.htm kit fai da te]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/packard-bell/ packard bell spirit]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/under-pressure/ under pressure]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/ezpeleta/ ezpeleta]] [[http://joperan.org/data/hp/ hp 23]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/missioni-di.htm missioni di pace carabinieri]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/pastamatic-simac/ pastamatic simac pala]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/drept-roman/ drept roman]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/prende-in.htm prende in culo]] [[http://klohy.info/img/styles/wrestling-wwe.htm wrestling wwe survivor series]] [[http://joperan.org/data/another-code/ another code ds]] [[http://joperan.org/data/trans-foggia/ trans foggia]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/pneumonia-tratamiento.htm pneumonia tratamiento]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/cgil-it/ cgil it]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/kiss-andy.htm kiss andy say goodbye]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/palm-te/ palm te2]] [[http://joperan.org/data/moto-bimbo/ moto bimbo]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/texas-instruments.htm texas instruments]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/roma-colonia/ roma colonia]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/tshirt-basket/ t-shirt basket]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/doncha.htm doncha]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/www-gianni/ www gianni celeste it]] [[http://sneck.info/data/vizze-val/ vizze, val di-]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/peschiera-garda.htm peschiera garda]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/chazal-malcom/ chazal, malcom de-]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/opel-astra.htm opel astra gtc 1.7 cdti]] [[http://funkall.us/images/small/sapphire-x/ sapphire x550 256mb]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/pny-/ pny - geforce 7800gt 256 mb pci express]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/rocky-mountain/ rocky mountain trophy hunter]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/listino-prezzo.htm listino prezzo rolex]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/video-banda/ video banda larga]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/immagine-sputo.htm immagine sputo totti]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/digital-camera.htm digital camera sony dsc]] [[http://klohy.info/img/styles/mulinello-surf.htm mulinello surf]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/midifile-left/ midifile left outside]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/assicurazione-firenze.htm assicurazione firenze]] [[http://sneck.info/data/uomini-contro/ uomini contro]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/millennium-dvd.htm millennium dvd]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/antonella-clerici.htm antonella clerici senza mutande]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/lexmark-z/ lexmark z 515]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/bergamotto/ bergamotto]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/la-giga.htm la giga brace]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/holux-gps.htm holux gps]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/philips-pf.htm philips 50pf7320 10]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/save-if.htm save if your kisses for me]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/air-.htm air 3 bud]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/vacanze-brasile.htm vacanze brasile]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/bric.htm bric]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/media-center/ media center hp]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/kelly-minouge.htm kelly minouge]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/amd-athlon.htm amd athlon 64 x2 4400 dual core]] [[http://sneck.info/data/all-star/ all star chuck taylor basket]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/mambo-numer.htm mambo numer 5]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/cannonsmash.htm cannonsmash]] [[http://joperan.org/data/ddd-compilation/ ddd compilation 2004]] [[http://primonona.info/content/view/ci-vuole/ ci vuole un attimo aleandro baldi]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/frigoriferi-nofrost.htm frigoriferi no-frost samsung]] [[http://xionny.cn/topic/ricoh-caplio/ ricoh caplio r2]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/piu-di.htm piu di un sogno]] [[http://soler.net.cn/data/una-moglie.htm una moglie molto infedele]] [[http://joperan.org/data/passat-x/ passat 4x4]] [[http://joperan.org/data/barche-in/ barche in vetroresina]] [[http://veggis.org.cn/resources/articles/lavastoviglie-da.htm lavastoviglie da incasso a scomparsa]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/morellato-uomo/ morellato uomo acciaio e oro]] [[http://sneck.info/data/leslie-feat/ leslie feat amin]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/visure-protesti.htm visure protesti gratis]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/asrock.htm asrock 939]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/ojoz/ ojoz]] [[http://sneck.info/data/cultura-profetica/ cultura profetica]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/f-fujifilm.htm f450 fujifilm]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/settimana-bianca/ settimana bianca a pila]] [[http://manoke.cn/topic/transoil-srl/ transoil srl]] [[http://joperan.org/data/kundera-libri/ kundera libri]] [[http://klohy.info/img/styles/the-o.htm the o c telefilm]] [[http://joperan.org/data/neli-furtado/ neli furtado forca]] [[http://wedner.info/content/view/la-spia.htm la spia dei lancieri]] [[http://budget7i.info/lib/egipt-raider/ egipt raider]] [[http://polex.com.cn/resources/articles/winmx-it.htm winmx it]] [[http://svike.info/view/new/riassunto-antigone.htm riassunto antigone]] == Long Names ==
  
 
* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
 
* '''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.

Revision as of 20:53, 28 August 2007

Weird Names

  • I-Q(5203016)

Robotic +C34 Range

  • Don Helmus+C34(6021333)
  • Menno Helmus+C34(5541795)
  • Boris Helmus+C34(6095814)
  • Quincy Helmus+C34(6949575)
  • Nick Helmus+C34(5400511)
  • Raymond Helmus+C34(6957296)
  • Joep Helmus+C34(1705960)

[la luna sul vetro] [tastierino numerico mouse] [the sims 2 videogiochi] [blank cds] [box per usb] [acer hard disk 2 5] [radiosveglia con proiezione] [jetflash 128] [segni zodiacali immagine disegni] [rock the party] [il tesoro segreto di tarzan - tarzan a new york] [aches] [nis 2005 upg] [adsl linea adsl] [bbc news] [sparkle sp-ag43dh] [sono le venti] [blu] [playboys] [beuel] [foto tortuga] [music was my] [syncmaster 713bm] [elevens] [erotic puzzle per donne] [sai che e un attimo] [sblocco motorola] [dwie morgi] [ramona cheorleu] [modem linux] [volare winjet] [testi canzoni lionel richie] [gena lee nolin hard video] [stay ce ce rogers] [lo strano percorso spartiti] [toner canon ir 1600] [home media center] [ht dalia w] [instant video album plus] [hub 8 porte 10 100 1000] [benq 5120] [julieta venegas lento remix] [antivir personal edition] [franchising attivita] [giulia michelini] [top 20] [dierre porte] [scarica canzone zero assoluto] [hect] [quanti vasco rossi] [petit chaperon rouge, le-] [paolo conte via con me] [p5gd1 asus] [tony tammaro testi] [sito telefonia] [mercedes e 320 s.w. 4matic avantgarde] [housekeeping] [poliziotto a quattro zampe 1, 2 , 3] [philips gb mp3] [bunny sim] [samsung hard disk portatili 2 5] [ritorno dalle acque maledette] [spazzola parkett aspirapolvere miele] [katrin grande fratello europeo] [lisola che scotta] [traduzione francese] [renault megane scenic] [borg calendar] [hercules xps] [z730 kodak] [video of michelle vieth on line] [router wpn824] [dioi] [internet e reti di calcolatori] [incantesimo 7 riassunto delle puntate] [constituciones] [www asl bergamo it] [mocarta] [vento di tempesta] [kamaro femme like u] [smart brabus] [annunci di coppie toscana] [ricetta torta al cioccolato] [concerto di capodanno a vienna 2001] [ichalkaranji] [lavello in acciaio] [acer t350 computer] [modem hub 8 porte] [bubblegirl] [lg computer] [carta termica] [kyd] [scienze giuridiche delle relazioni inte] [sito internet lodi] [lettori dvd divx xvid] [bella balilla] [obiettivi canon sigma] [shrink bags] [head i x3] [desktop fiore] [antologia letteraria] [hotel economici madrid] [pc acer aspire rc950] [italia plus map] [windows 2000 password recovery] [trailer selen mpg free] [doar cu tine] [lollipop you] [princess diana crash] [lavazza] [tecra 8100] [heaven is a halfpipe] [blue band and soul bag] [free sex movie] [foto lee ryan dei blue] [flandre] [il signore degli anelli game boy] [palmari hp ipaq hx4700] [elisa lazzaro] [tyler hero] [star croata] [kit fai da te] [packard bell spirit] [under pressure] [ezpeleta] [hp 23] [missioni di pace carabinieri] [pastamatic simac pala] [drept roman] [prende in culo] [wrestling wwe survivor series] [another code ds] [trans foggia] [pneumonia tratamiento] [cgil it] [kiss andy say goodbye] [palm te2] [moto bimbo] [texas instruments] [roma colonia] [t-shirt basket] [doncha] [www gianni celeste it] [vizze, val di-] [peschiera garda] [chazal, malcom de-] [opel astra gtc 1.7 cdti] [sapphire x550 256mb] [pny - geforce 7800gt 256 mb pci express] [rocky mountain trophy hunter] [listino prezzo rolex] [video banda larga] [immagine sputo totti] [digital camera sony dsc] [mulinello surf] [midifile left outside] [assicurazione firenze] [uomini contro] [millennium dvd] [antonella clerici senza mutande] [lexmark z 515] [bergamotto] [la giga brace] [holux gps] [philips 50pf7320 10] [save if your kisses for me] [air 3 bud] [vacanze brasile] [bric] [media center hp] [kelly minouge] [amd athlon 64 x2 4400 dual core] [all star chuck taylor basket] [mambo numer 5] [cannonsmash] [ddd compilation 2004] [ci vuole un attimo aleandro baldi] [frigoriferi no-frost samsung] [ricoh caplio r2] [piu di un sogno] [una moglie molto infedele] [passat 4x4] [barche in vetroresina] [lavastoviglie da incasso a scomparsa] [morellato uomo acciaio e oro] [leslie feat amin] [visure protesti gratis] [asrock 939] [ojoz] [cultura profetica] [f450 fujifilm] [settimana bianca a pila] [transoil srl] [kundera libri] [the o c telefilm] [neli furtado forca] [la spia dei lancieri] [egipt raider] [winmx it] [riassunto antigone] == Long Names ==

  • Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
  • Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
  • Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
  • Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
  • Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
  • Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
  • Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
  • Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
  • Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

Short Names

  • Oh (28747795)
  • Li (70120821)
  • Co (72235698)
  • Yi (8195188) - fired
  • Ko (57585350)
  • Pi (418236) Youth Squad Scout
  • (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

Other funny names:

  • Adolf Wanker (40371342)
  • Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
  • Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
  • Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
  • Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
  • Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
  • Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
  • Antal Annus (34180879)
  • Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
  • Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
  • Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
  • Beat Loser (31280573)
  • Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
  • Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
  • Ben De Cock (91734537)
  • Ben Dover (40174093)
  • Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
  • Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
  • Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
  • Boubin (124487279)
  • Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
  • Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
  • Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
  • Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
  • Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
  • César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
  • Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
  • Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
  • Cock Bony (36130050)
  • Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
  • Constantin Hell (64768415)
  • Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
  • Dick Burger (20242253)
  • Dick Byrne (80948916)
  • Dick Dick (49705273)
  • Dick Frame (153304718)
  • Dick Hamburger (13188138)
  • Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
  • Dick Small (11238080)
  • Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
  • Dick Toon (75438709)
  • Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
  • Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
  • Ding Dong (41917816)
  • Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
  • Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
  • Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
  • Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
  • Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
  • Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
  • Freddy Krueger (10352435)
  • Flip Funk (47694445)
  • Fokke de Kok (99823092)
  • Fu King-Chou (63742749)
  • Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
  • Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
  • Gang Jang (96832945)
  • Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
  • Gaylord Powers (14420151)
  • Gaylord Curry (114450279)
  • Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)
  • Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
  • General Mosquito (77693077)
  • George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
  • Gerald Gay (44914292)
  • German Bich (152919913)
  • Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
  • Guido De Cock (142522985)
  • Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
  • Harley Davidson (118225541)
  • Harry Ball (57494446)
  • Harry Vagana (121447243)
  • Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
  • Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
  • Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
  • Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
  • He Suk-Suk (54490571)
  • Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
  • Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
  • Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
  • Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
  • Hu Huu (6608630)
  • I-Q (5203016)
  • I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
  • Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
  • Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
  • Irving Fuchs (148426669)
  • Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
  • Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
  • Jean Jean (28997907)
  • Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
  • Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
  • Jerker Taipale (29722533)
  • Jesús (90309422)
  • Jesús Killer (68850295)
  • Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
  • Jesús Mesías (65666388)
  • John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
  • Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
  • John St John (92847956)
  • Joselito Orelha (116297679)
  • Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
  • Kick Asser (110835628)
  • Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
  • King Koch (44244610)
  • Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
  • La La (45601760)
  • Lance Lance (17866979)
  • Lamon Lamon (6668876)
  • Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
  • Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
  • Li Li (6895133)
  • Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
  • Long Bearcock (90645253)
  • Long Wang (45444058)
  • Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
  • Major Dumas (32083923)
  • Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
  • Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
  • Manuel Dick (82149283)
  • Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
  • Mario Wanka (38861900)
  • Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
  • Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in croatian
  • Max Risk (146108927)
  • Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
  • Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
  • Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
  • Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
  • Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
  • Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
  • Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
  • Otto Matic (11054466)
  • Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
  • Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
  • Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
  • Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
  • Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
  • Priest Blocker (141761636)
  • Pu Si (6656589)
  • Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
  • Randy Hamster (29362136)
  • Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
  • Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
  • Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
  • Riny (72237234)
  • Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
  • Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
  • Salah Alami (77463344)
  • Sansón (81396266)
  • Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
  • Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
  • Shakes Minge (17539796)
  • She He (27100093) - A shemale
  • She Suk-ho (121970649)
  • Squid Day (128413558)
  • Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
  • Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
  • Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
  • Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
  • Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
  • Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
  • Walter Wanker (25839246)
  • Wibe De Cock (49482992)
  • Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
  • Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
  • Will Do (164098185)
  • Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
  • Willi De Cock (98299231)
  • You Yo-Yo (21908206)
  • Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
  • Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
  • Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
  • Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
  • Chau Keng Chao (161076907)- "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players