User:The Croatian One

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The Croatian One is a Croatian-born web monkey of profound genius, who is widely regarded as the most Croatian member of 5th Slot Fed. He developed the theory of Hattrick Blue, inspiring the Firefox plugin Foxtrick.

After his Hattrick Blue CSS was developed in late 2003, The Croatian One became world famous, an unusual achievement for a Croatian. In his later years, his fame exceeded that of any other Croatian in history. In popular culture, his name has become synonymous with great intelligence and even genius.

He is deeply concerned with the social impact of web usability. His belief in CSS, usability, and non-greenness of the Hattrick (the primary source of inspiration in his life), his awe for the scheme that is manifested on the internet show through in his work and philosophy.

He is also famed for his love of all things Microsoft except IE and his extensive egg collection which now totals 3 eggs and polished stone that looks like an egg. Kind of. If you squint when you look at it.

In his spare time, The Croatian One spends his effort chasing girls with pink hair. A hobby that has thus led to his nickname among the community of "Little Pinky". But he also has private moments in his newly reconstructed Zagreb bunker enjoying German DVDs about boy-girl-relationships.

Further ideas include that little box that asks you if you really want to bid £2,000,000 for that solid defender.

Many people expect The Croatian One to succeed Slobodan Boban on the Croatian throne.