Free Pizza F.C.

Free Pizza F.C. (228284)

Full name	Free Pizza Football Club
Nickname	Pizza
Founded	January 6, 2012 Season 47
Location	New York USA
League	V.131
Arena	Frank's® RedHot Arena (capacity 29,650)
Manager	Constantine R. Abgoblin
Coach	Seth Avery
Fan Club	Freepsies
Affiliated clubs	F.P. Crabzönspor

The Free Pizza Football Club is an American professional soccer team located in New York that was founded in Season 47. The club currently plays in the fifth division of the United States league system, and is managed by Crab Goblin. Pizza's first team plays it's fixtures at Frank's® RedHot Arena, a venue with seating for 29,650 spectators. Caldera's head coach is currently Seth Avery, an American who had a successful playing career as a defender in Argentina at Estúpido Flanders and for Serrinha in Portugal. The Freeps Academy, Free Pizza's youth organization was involved in the establishment of the Star Wars league system, and currently plays in Coruscant, the upper league. The academy plays home matches at the nearby Colby Park. In Season 52, Goblin opened F.P. Crabzönspor, an affiliated franchise based in Newcastle, New South Whales.

History

Syracuse, New York personality Constantine Abgoblin began planning the team that would become Free Pizza shortly before the start of Season 47. He was reportedly disillusioned with the state of the Syracuse Salty Dogs, especially after his failed takeover bid of the local club. He began recruiting amateur and semi-pro players from the area, and hired Johnny Orr as head coach. During planning stages the organization was referred to as the Caldera Football Club, but Free Pizza was eventually chosen instead. When the holding company for Atlanta Hotspur declared bankruptcy midway through the season, Abgoblin made a successful bid to replace them in the VI.800 league.

With operations fully underway, relations between Orr and Abgoblin quickly deteriorated, and despite the team's victory in their first league match, Orr was promptly dismissed and replaced as head coach by Alejandro Doncel Luengo, who had previously coached Spanish teams Ratones C.F. and Merida UD. Under Doncel's leadership, Free Pizza completed two successful seasons finishing 1st in division VI, and achieving promotion to V.131 for Season 49. Notably, in his tenure Doncel brought in Polish defender Dorian Wilczura and the young Swiss keeper Magnus Müller-Hüwen.

26,000+-capacity Frank's® RedHot Arena upon completion in Season 51.

Upon promotion however, Abgoblin and Doncel no longer saw eye-to-eye on the future of the club, and assistant coach Raphael Hutchins was promoted to Doncel's position, who returned to Europe. The American Hutchins had a successful playing career in Europe, notably for the Swedish side Schtaan AIK, Troll Team in France, Bananenflanke Eutin in Germany, and Bancolese in Italy. Under Hutchins in Season 51, Free Pizza entered into a sponsorship deal with Frank's® RedHot cayenne pepper sauce, which included a shirt logo and stadium branding deal, and the new 26,000-plus-capacity Frank's® RedHot Arena opened a few weeks into the season. Hutchins also oversaw the addition to Freeps Academy youth players Ethan Petersen and Javier De La Cuesta to the first team roster, and the club's first million-dollar signing with Turkish winger Nasip Comert.

Amid continued mediocre league results, Hutchins was acrimoniously replaced halfway through Season 51 and replaced with Seth Avery. Avery played most of his career for the Argentine club Estúpido Flanders and for Serrinha in Portugal, before moving to Italy at Real Tizzi and then retiring to Free Pizza as an assistant coach to Hutchins in season 49. In Season 52, Abgoblin opened F.P. Crabzönspor, an affiliated franchise based in Windale, New South Whales.

Season 52 (May – August 2013) 0 – 0 – 0, #5 in V.131 Head coach Seth Avery No. Position Player 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 2 FW Johnny WilhelmHG 4 MF Travis Clemens 6 FW Norman Miller 7 MF Nasip Cömert 8 MF Szymon Dytkowski 9 MF Daniele Gavanelli 10 DF Ed Curry 11 MF Vyacheslav Suslov (C) 13 MF Donizetti 14 DF Jan-Erik ÖrjanssonHG No. Position Player 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 17 DF Bruno Zanin 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 20 DF Kofi IngramHG (vc) 21 DF Ethan PetersenHG 26 MF Javier De La CuestaHG 27 DF Noel Kilchenmann 28 FW Federico Higera (vc) 32 GK Halewijn Guffens 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala Transfers In Nat Pos Player Fee Team MF Szymon Dytkowski $1,600,000 K.H.C. Dragons GK Halewijn Guffens $30,000 Cankiri SK Transfers Out Nat Pos Player Fee Team DF Kofi Ingram $275,000 Verdant Strike MF Will Leisten $40,000 F.C. Barretina Player statistics No. Nat Pos Player Total USA V.131 US Open XLVII Cup/Ladder TBR Friendlies Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 21 0 8 0 4 0 4 0 3 0 1+1 0 2 FW Johnny Wilhelm 15 7 6+1 6 2 0 3 1 1 0 2 0 4 MF Travis Clemens 11 1 2 0 3 0 0+1 0 1 0 4 1 6 FW Norman Miller 8 7 2 3 0 0 1 0 2 0 3 4 7 MF Nasip Cömert 19 4 8 2 2 0 4 1 3 1 2 0 8 MF Szymon Dytkowski 13 1 6 0 2 1 2 0 2 0 1 0 9 MF Daniele Gavanelli 19 3 8 1 3 2 4 0 3 0 1 0 10 DF Ed Curry 11 3 2 1 3 1 2 0 1 0 3 1 11 MF Vyacheslav Suslov 22 11 8 3 3 3 4 1 3 1 4 3 13 MF Donizetti 23 7 8 4 4 1 4 1 2+1 1 4 0 14 DF Jan-Erik Örjansson 7 1 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 4 1 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 15 0 7 0 2 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 17 DF Bruno Zanin 18 4 8 0 2+1 4 4 0 3 0 0 0 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 6 3 0 0 1+1 1 0 0 0 0 4 2 20 DF Kofi Ingram 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 21 DF Ethan Petersen 15 1 6+1 1 3 0 4 0 1 0 0 0 26 MF Javier De La Cuesta 11 2 1+1 0 3 0 1+1 0 0 0 4 2 27 DF Noel Kilchenmann 17 7 8 5 2 1 4 0 3 1 0 0 28 FW Federico Higera 6 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 32 GK Halewijn Guffens 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 Season 51 (January – May 2013) 5 – 3 – 6, #5 in V.131 Head coach Seth Avery No. Position Player 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 2 FW Johnny WilhelmHG 4 MF Travis Clemens 5 MF Will LeistenHG 6 FW Norman Miller 7 MF Nasip Cömert 9 MF Daniele Gavanelli 10 MF Ed Curry 11 MF Vyacheslav Suslov (C) 13 MF Donizetti 14 DF Jan-Erik ÖrjanssonHG No. Position Player 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 17 DF Bruno Zanin 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 20 DF Kofi IngramHG (vc) 21 DF Ethan PetersenHG 26 MF Javier De La CuestaHG 27 MF Noel Kilchenmann 28 FW Federico Higera (vc) 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala Coaching Sacked head coach Raphael Hutchins Promoted assistant coach Seth Avery to head coach Transfers In Nat Pos Player Fee Team MF Danielli Gavanelli $830,000 Erra MF Javier De La Cuesta Promoted Freeps Academy MF Nasip Cömert $1,300,000 Péceli Spartacus MF Travis Clemens $12,000 Fc Matteiolin Transfers Out Nat Pos Player Fee Team MF Florin Dafin $450,000 Agnedo Team MF Christophe Hot $815,000 Flaming Tapirs Player statistics No. Nat Pos Player Total USA V.131 US Open XLVII Cup/KotH TBR V.131 Qual Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 31 0 14 0 4 0 8 0 4 0 1 0 2 FW Johnny Wilhelm 22 17 10+1 4 2 2 7 6 1 2 1 3 4 MF Travis Clemens 13 0 7 0 0 0 2 0 3 0 1 0 5 MF Will Leisten 14 1 3+2 0 3 0 3 0 2 0 0+1 1 6 FW Norman Miller 12 6 7 5 0 0 2 1 3 0 0 0 7 MF Nasip Cömert 27 3 13 0 2 1 7 2 4 0 1 0 9 MF Daniele Gavanelli 24 5 12 3 1 0 6 1 4 1 1 0 10 MF Ed Curry 13 3 3+1 0 3 1 2 0 3 0 1 2 11 MF Vyacheslav Suslov 27 6 12 3 4 1 8 1 2 0 1 1 13 MF Donizetti 31 8 13+1 2 4 2 8 1 3+1 3 1 0 14 DF Jan-Erik Örjansson 5 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 20 2 8+2 0 2 1 4+1 0 2 0 1 1 17 DF Bruno Zanin 29 4 13 3 2+1 0 8 1 4 0 1 0 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 4 0 1 0 2 0 0+1 0 0 0 0 0 20 DF Kofi Ingram 28 5 14 2 2 3 8 0 4 0 0 0 21 DF Ethan Petersen 20 2 8 0 2 1 7 1 1+2 0 0 0 26 MF Javier De La Cuesta 5 0 1+1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 27 MF Noel Kilchenmann 29 7 13 5 3 0 8 1 4 0 1 1 28 FW Federico Higera 3 2 1+1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala 1 0 0+1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Season 50 (October 2012 – January 2013) 4 – 2 – 8, #6 in V.131 Head coach Raphael Hutchins Assistant coaches Seth Avery No. Position Player 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 2 FW Johnny WilhelmHG 3 DF Sam QuanHG 5 MF Will LeistenHG 6 FW Norman Miller 9 MF Olof Tryggvesson 10 MF Ed Curry 11 MF Vyacheslav Suslov (C) 13 MF Donizetti 14 DF Jan-Erik ÖrjanssonHG 16 DF Dorian Wilczura No. Position Player 17 DF Bruno Zanin 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 20 DF Kofi IngramHG (vc) 21 DF Ethan PetersenHG 22 DF Clemente OrdóñezHG 24 MF Christophe Hot 27 MF Noel Kilchenmann 28 FW Federico Higera (vc) 30 MF Israel Monreal 31 MF Florin Dafin 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala Transfers In Nat Pos Player Fee Team FW Norman Miller $290,000 Firtinagençlіk SK MF Donizetti $375,000 Hornettosi MF Noel Kilchenmann $460,000 Nervous DF Ethan Petersen Promoted Freeps Academy DF Jan-Erik Örjansson $97,000 U.S. Sava Academy MF Ed Curry $510,000 Internationale Bacau Transfers Out Nat Pos Player Fee Team MF Augustas Kažys $84,000 Dog Face Killaz FW Jason Casimir $47,000 FC Cocosei FW Frank Portal $7,000 1.FC Bierstürmer MF Israel Monreal $400,000 Marc Vader FC MF Olof Tryggvesson $150,000 FC Pinjo DF Clemente Ordóñez $410,000 Waasland-Beveren S.V. DF Sam Quan $400,000 Atletico Pedante Player statistics No. Nat Pos Player Total USA V.131 US Open XLVII Cup/KotH US KotM V.131 Qual. Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 31 0 14 0 3 0 9 0 4 0 1 0 2 FW Johnny Wilhelm 27 16 13 9 1 0 8 2 4 4 1 1 3 DF Sam Quan 25 3 10 0 2 1 9 2 4 0 0 0 5 MF Will Leisten 24 3 8+2 1 2 0 4+3 1 4 1 0+1 0 6 FW Norman Miller 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 MF Olof Tryggvesson 3 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 MF Ed Curry 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 11 MF Vyacheslav Suslov 29 2 12 0 3 1 9 1 4 0 1 0 13 MF Donizetti 27 8 12 2 2 1 8 1 4 2 1 2 14 DF Jan-Erik Örjansson 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 28 3 13 1 1 0 9 2 4 0 1 0 17 DF Bruno Zanin 29 7 13+1 2 1 1 9 2 4 1 1 1 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 11 3 5 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 1 0 20 DF Kofi Ingram 28 7 13 4 1 0 9 0 4 2 1 1 21 DF Ethan Petersen 7 0 5+1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 22 DF Clemente Ordóñez 16 2 6 0 3 2 3+2 0 0+2 0 0 0 24 MF Christophe Hot 22 5 10 3 3 0 5+1 2 2 0 1 0 27 MF Noel Kilchenmann 20 6 10 1 0 0 6 3 4 2 0 0 28 FW Federico Higera 14 4 5 1 3 2 5 1 1 0 0 0 30 MF Israel Monreal 8 0 3 0 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 31 MF Florin Dafin 3 0 0+1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Season 49 (June – September 2012) 6 – 0 – 8, #5 in V.131 Head coach Raphael Hutchins Assistant coaches Seth Avery No. Position Player 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 2 FW Johnny WilhelmHG 3 DF Sam QuanHG 5 MF Will LeistenHG 6 FW Jason Casimir 8 MF İbrahim Nezir 9 MF Olof Tryggvesson 11 MF Vyacheslav Suslov 14 FW Frank PortalHG 15 MF Tommy Joe BelloHG 16 DF Dorian Wilczura No. Position Player 17 DF Bruno Zanin 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 20 DF Kofi IngramHG (vc) 22 DF Clemente OrdóñezHG 24 MF Christophe Hot 27 MF Augustas Kažys 28 FW Federico Higera (C) 29 DF Gabriel WeigandHG 30 MF Israel Monreal 31 MF Florin Dafin 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala Coaching Hired assistant coach Seth Avery of Real Tizzi (ITA.VIII) Sacked head coach Alejandro Doncel Luengo Promoted assistant coach Raphael Hutchins to head coach Transfers In Nat Pos Player Fee Team FW Jason Casimir $55,000 MJ Losc MF Olof Trygvesson $95,000 Czarne Nosorożce DF Bruno Zanin $88,000 Lefazoalojo MF Christophe Hot $500,000 KF Nankatsu MF Florin Dafin $119,000 Ludwig von Mises F.C. MF Vyacheslav Suslov $410,000 Janhsen F.C. Transfers Out Nat Pos Player Fee Team MF Terrance Orr Retired DF Paul Ulrich Waiblinger $63,000 Blue Meth H.F.C. MF Derrick Spengler $2,000 Mexico & Mariachi F.C. MF Earl Tanner Released MF Billy Koskela $1,000 I Pirati Poveri GK Carlos Balzani Released DF Gabriel Weigand $70,000 GabryTeamRevival MF İbrahim Nezir $400,000 RReHHal Team MF Tommy Joe Bello $1,000 Vovu Player statistics No. Nat Pos Player Total USA V.131 US Open XLVII Cup BTO Cup V.131 Qual. Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 27 0 14 0 3 0 6 0 3 0 1 0 2 FW Johnny Wilhelm 26 12 10+3 4 2+1 0 5 5 2+2 3 0+1 0 3 DF Sam Quan 24 8 12 1 3 1 6 3 2 2 1 1 5 MF Will Leisten 26 7 13 3 3 1 5 3 4 0 1 0 6 FW Jason Casimir 7 0 1+2 0 0+1 0 0+1 0 2 0 0 0 8 MF İbrahim Nezir 12 3 6 1 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 0 9 MF Olof Tryggvesson 14 0 8 0 1 0 2 0 3 0 0 0 11 MF Vyacheslav Suslov 8 1 5 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 14 FW Frank Portal 12 6 2+3 3 1 1 4 2 0+2 0 0 0 15 MF Tommy Joe Bello 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 24 4 11 0 1+1 0 5+1 1 4 1 1 2 17 DF Bruno Zanin 12 0 6+2 0 0 0 2+1 0 0 0 1 0 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 28 10 14 3 3 2 6 4 4 1 1 0 20 DF Kofi Ingram 25 5 11+2 3 2 2 4+1 0 4 0 0+1 0 22 DF Clemente Ordóñez 19 2 10+1 0 2 1 5 0 1 1 0 0 24 MF Christophe Hot 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 27 MF Augustas Kažys 18 1 9 0 1 0 3 0 4 1 1 0 28 FW Federico Higera 26 10 14 2 2 1 5 5 4 2 1 0 29 DF Gabriel Weigand 2 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 30 MF Israel Monreal 12 2 5 0 3 1 3 0 0 0 1 1 31 MF Florin Dafin 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala 2 0 0+1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 Season 48 (February – June 2012) 14 – 0 – 0, #1 in VI.800 Head coach Alejandro Doncel Luengo Assistant coaches Raphael Hutchins No. Position Player 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 2 FW Johnny WilhelmHG 3 DF Sam QuanHG 5 MF Will LeistenHG 6 DF Paul Ulrich Waiblinger (C) 7 MF Douglas BuschHG 8 MF İbrahim Nezir 9 MF Terrance OrrHG 11 FW Juan BetancourtHG 12 MF Derrick SpenglerHG 14 FW Frank PortalHG 15 MF Tommy Joe BelloHG 16 DF Dorian Wilczura No. Position Player 17 MF Billy KoskelaHG 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 19 DF Mark WaddellHG 20 MF Kofi IngramHG 21 MF Earl TannerHG 22 DF Clemente OrdóñezHG 26 GK Carlos BalzaniHG 27 MF Augustas Kažys 28 FW Federico Higera 29 DF Gabriel WeigandHG 30 MF Israel Monreal 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala Coaching Hired assistant coach Raphael Hutchins of Bancolese (ITA.VIII) Transfers In Nat Pos Player Fee Team MF İbrahim Nezir $69,000 Heckepecke GK Nolizwe Motihala $41,000 Maniov FW Federico Higera $188,000 A La Cara F.C. MF Kurtis Gurley $152,000 F.C.Poli Timisoara DF Clemente Ordóñez Promoted Freeps Academy DF Gabriel Weigand FC Stahl Academy MF Israel Monreal $130,000 Hellium Transfers Out Nat Pos Player Fee Team DF Adán Argüello Released MF Mac Crane Retired FW Juan Betancourt $47,500 1. FC Sandll DF Carlos Hernán Vanegas Released DF Mark Waddell Released MF Douglas Busch Released Player statistics No. Nat Pos Player Total USA VI.800 League US Open Cup US VI Cups International Masters Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 27 0 14 0 2 0 7 0 4 0 2 FW Johnny Wilhelm 17 9 7+1 7 1 0 4 1 4 1 3 DF Sam Quan 24 7 13 5 2 0 6 0 3 2 5 MF Will Leisten 20 13 10 7 1 0 6 3 3 3 6 DF Paul Ulrich Waiblinger 27 3 13+1 3 2 0 7 0 2+2 0 7 MF Douglas Busch 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 MF İbrahim Nezir 27 8 14 6 2 0 7 1 4 1 9 MF Terrance Orr 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 FW Juan Betancourt 7 8 4 7 2 1 1 0 0 0 12 MF Derrick Spengler 3 2 1+1 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 14 FW Frank Portal 27 37 12+2 21 2 4 7 6 4 6 15 MF Tommy Joe Bello 27 18 13+1 14 2 1 7 2 4 1 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 26 4 13 2 2 0 7 1 4 1 17 MF Billy Koskela 1 0 0+1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 18 MF Kurtis Gurley 6 2 2 2 0 0 1 0 3 0 19 DF Mark Waddell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 MF Kofi Ingram 26 9 13 5 2 0 7 4 4 0 21 MF Earl Tanner 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 22 DF Clemente Ordóñez 5 1 4 1 0 0 0 0 0+1 0 26 GK Carlos Balzani 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 27 MF Augustas Kažys 22 14 12 13 2 0 7 1 1 0 28 FW Federico Higera 12 6 7 4 0 0 1 0 4 2 29 DF Gabriel Weigand 1 0 0+1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 30 MF Israel Monreal 2 1 0+1 0 0 0 0 0 0+1 1 33 GK Nolizwe Motihala 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Season 47 (November 2011 – February 2012) 13 – 1 – 0, #1 in VI.800 Head coach: Alejandro Doncel Luengo No. Position Player 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 2 FW Johnny WilhelmHG 3 DF Sam QuanHG 5 MF Will LeistenHG 6 DF Paul Ulrich Waiblinger (C) 7 MF Douglas BuschHG 8 MF Adán ArgüelloHG 9 MF Terrance OrrHG 10 MF Mac CraneHG 11 FW Juan BetancourtHG 12 MF Derrick SpenglerHG No. Position Player 14 FW Frank PortalHG 15 MF Tommy Joe BelloHG 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 17 MF Billy KoskelaHG 18 DF Carlos Hernán VanegasHG 19 DF Mark WaddellHG 20 DF Kofi IngramHG 21 MF Earl TannerHG 26 GK Carlos BalzaniHG 27 MF Augustas Kažys Coaching Sacked coach Johnny Orr Hired coach Alejandro Doncel Luengo of Ratones C.F. (ESP.VII) for $79,600 Transfers In Nat Pos Player Fee Team DF Paul Ulrich Waiblinger $25,000 ACM Team DF Dorian Wilczura $13,000 Costa del Ards GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen $80,000 Os Fanãs Football City MF Augustas Kažys $100,000 Amin Stars Player statistics No. Nat Pos Player Total USA VI.800 League V.173 Qualifier Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals 1 GK Magnus Müller-Hüwen 5 0 4 0 1 0 2 FW Johnny Wilhelm 6 6 5 6 1 0 3 MF Sam Quan 6 1 5 1 1 0 5 MF Will Leisten 5 4 4+1 4 0 0 6 DF Paul Ulrich Waiblinger 6 1 5 1 1 0 7 MF Douglas Busch 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 MF Adán Argüello 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 MF Terrance Orr 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 MF Mac Crane 1 0 1 0 0 0 11 FW Juan Betancourt 1 0 0 0 1 0 12 MF Derrick Spengler 5 8 5 8 0 0 14 FW Frank Portal 6 9 5 9 1 0 15 MF Tommy Joe Bello 6 3 5 3 1 0 16 DF Dorian Wilczura 6 1 5 1 1 0 17 MF Billy Koskela 4 0 3+1 0 0 0 18 DF Carlos Hernán Vanegas 0 0 0 0 0 0 19 DF Mark Waddell 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 DF Kofi Ingram 6 1 5 1 1 0 21 MF Earl Tanner 2 0 0+2 0 0 0 26 GK Carlos Balzani 1 0 1 0 0 0 27 MF Augustas Kažys 3 0 2 0 1 0

From the manager Free Pizza opens Crabzönspor Posted 10 July 2013 FPFC spokesman Washington O'Ghirardelli called a press conference today announcing that the organization had opened up sister club Crabzönspor in Windale, New South Whales. O'Ghirardelli was immediately bombarded with questions from the confused reporters, like why this announcement seemed to be coming over half a season since matches began, why a local catering company like Syracuse Banana would agree to be the shirt sponsor of a soccer club on the other side of the world, and why they were expected not to notice that the man sitting quietly in the back wearing a dollar-store Groucho Marx disguise was really club owner C.R. Abgoblin. Jumping up and throwing off his ill-advised mask, Abgoblin abruptly cancelled the conference, declaring that they would "rue they day they crossed me, or my name isn't Constantine Robespierre Abgoblin!" Thanks to teiroleiro, refar1, and Adamowy for work on kit and logo designs. Coaching changes at Free Pizza Posted 29 March 2013 This week's match was marked by the absence of Raphael Hutchins on the sidelines, after an apparently contentious falling out between club owner Constantine Abgoblin and the 44 year-old coach. The two men had reportedly arranged a duel of sorts involving french baguette cudgels, but no one was injured as the authorities arrived and broke up the altercation before it started. Hutchins has been replaced by former ginger defender Seth Avery. Avery played mostly for the Argentine club Estúpido Flanders and for Serrinha in Portugal, before finishing his career in Italy at Real Tizzi and then retiring to Free Pizza as an assistant coach to Hutchins in season 49. We would like to clarify that the word 'former' in "former ginger defender" referred only to 'defender', and not that he is no longer a ginger. Free Pizza and Frank's® RedHot Posted 23 January 2013 To begin season 51, Free Pizza management has announced a new sponsorship deal with Frank's® RedHot brand cayenne pepper sauce. This includes a team match jersey deal as well as a major renovation to SRC Arena, now named Frank's® RedHot Arena. Spokesman Washington M. O'Ghirardelli announced the partnership during a season kick-off press conference, where new uniforms were also unveiled. Construction on the stadium began last week, and according to O'Ghirardelli the expansion will add room for almost 11,000 additional spectators. Finnish designer Danska was credited with contributing to the uniform design. After laying a trap for him using a sign promising tickets to a local Carl Douglas concert, we were able to ask maverick team owner Constantine Abgoblin about the deal. "I put that s*** on everything! What else do you want me to say?" Free Pizza is King of the Mountain Posted 7 November 2012 This afternoon saw Free Pizza spare no mercy in knocking Bluecano off to take the USA King of the Mountain title, with a merciless 6-0 victory. Seadogs' team held 55% of possession, but the young team couldn't get past Pizza's formidable back four. Pizza's scoring was led by a hat-trick in the first half by Johnny Wilhelm, followed by second half goals by Cacapava, Kilchenmann, and Ingram. Wing-back Sam Quan was awarded the Man of the Match, and Muller-Huwen took home his third clean sheet of the season. C.R. Abgoblin, eccentric man about town and Pizza's manager of almost three seasons, was visibly happy about the result. With his thick eggnog-moustache, we were able to pull him away from his celebrations for just long enough to get his comments on the game. "I'm really proud of the team today, and now that we have been given HT Stage access, I would have to say that this new goal button is pretty freakin' sweet!" NickE is in Italy Posted 12 June 2012 by Christian Barrios Some people asked me about Nicky Escobedo, since he kinda dropped off the map there a couple weeks ago. He got signed by some Italian team. Sorry I didn't tell anyone, I hope nobody called the cops on a missing person or anything. —Christian Barrios Clemente Ordonez promoted to first team Posted 3 May 2012 by Christian Barrios I'm pleased to announce that our very own terrific number twenty-two has accepted a contract for Free Pizza's main squad. Ordonez has distinguished himself thoroughly since we opened up the academy last season, as I'm sure he will continue to do during his new challenges in professional soccer. Congratulations Clemente! —Christian Barrios Continued stadium expansion Posted 23 April 2012 Spokesman Washington M. O'Ghirardelli has announced that further construction has begun for JFS Construction Stadium, after the club's first sold-out match on Sunday: "Continued expansions were already planned, but we have pushed forward the schedule, and the construction of an additional 3800 seats has begun immediately and will be ready for our next league match against Anuban Wattana," O'Ghirardelli reported. We visited enigmatic club manager Constantine Abgoblin at his mountaintop castle lair to get his thoughts on the expansion: "Bwahaha! Our plan worked! All we had to do was post flyers around the Syracuse University campus, with nothing but the team name, dates and times for our matches, and the address of our stadium, and the students came pouring in! I knew that the hordes of starving undergrads and overworked grad students wouldn't be able to resist a poster advertizing free pizza!" Pizza is available during matches for $8.75 a slice.