User:Tarakoni

Tarakoni is the owner of Dashit Kabomb, currently playing in division V of the Dutch league. Dashit Kabomb is famous because of the heroes Bauke Hiddink, Tsai Chong-Hing and Janek Marchewka.

Luck

Tarakoni always is very very lucky. Once he won 2-0 in a cup match with 35 % ball possession and a very bad attack.

Trademark

Ik ben Bert,
Ben jij ook Bert?
Dan zijn wij samen
Bert en Bert

This is Tarakoni's trademark. It means:

I am Bert,
Are you also Bert?
Then we are together
Bert and Bert

With this trademark he became famous, and with this trademark he will stay famous.