Craig Wozniak
From Hattrick
England player Craig Wozniak was the first non-Sverige superstar in Hattrick. He was the first player to divine experience and to recognise that achievement he is the only player who wears sunglasses.
His previous teams include the legendary English teams The Knights who say Ni! and Kester County. He now resides at another English side Macca's Men, where it appears he will see out the remainder of his career.
Rumour has it that his current manager is intent on preventing Craig from leaving Hattrick altogether by immortalising him as a coach once he announces his retirement from competitive football.