The King of Sand Dunes
Very few people realise how much the 182th moon has done for the hattrick community in the Midlands. Moon has spent hours, days and nights chasing potential hattrick players up and down the pavements of England. He is also widely recognised as the greatest sand dune expert this world has ever seen. Using hattrick as a base he has lifted the global awareness of the many sand dunes issues that so directly effect or affect the daily life of so many people. In his most famous study he showed how sand dunes sometimes decide to pull back and concentrate on their own defence.
Not satisfied with studying beaches and their latent effect on alcohol consumption, The King of the Sand Dunes has recently been employing his time counting people. Specifically the direction they walk in when they aren't standing still. In a shopping precinct environment. The results of this fascinating survey will be available when they're finished. Unless he shoots himself first.
Moon13.4907376squared was once responsible for an army of (at its peak) 10 moons signed up to hattrick, but unfortunately the numbers have since dwindled to two. This is partly because he is one of the worst mentors ever to have played the game of hattrick, and partly because they were all crap. Also because partly can be misspelled as party and who doesn't love to party?! Only one of his satellite proteges moon110 ever became a hattrick supporter and joined the 5th Slot Fed, and none have ever been promoted from their league.
"There is a dead squirrel on the road in front of my house. Perhaps the flu has mutated and become contagious to other species. I think it is flu because the lungs have collapsed totally flat."