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{{Infobox Player
|                playername = Xaver Bruken
|                  playerid = 313478227
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|                  fullname = Xaver Bruken
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|                   country = Switzerland
|                  position = [[Inner midfielder]]
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|                  seasons1 = ? - 45
|              countryteam1 = SUI
|                     team1 = Orgiastic Zürich FC
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|                  seasons2 = 45
|              countryteam2 = BEL
|                     team2 = Lokomotiv Veltem Back-on-Track
|                  matches2 = 1
|                    goals2 = 1
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|                  seasons3 = 45 - ?
|              countryteam3 = ENG
|                     team3 = Beaten By A Girl FC
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'''Xaver Bruken''' is a retired [[Switzerland|Swiss]] football player. His best position was [[inner midfielder]].

Despite scoring in his first every match at Lokomotiv Veltem Back-on-Track, Bruken was immediately sold as management could not agree with his religious beliefs. The owner of the club was allergic to pasta, not matching with Bruken's belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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[[Category:Swiss Retired Players]]
[[Category:Lokomotiv Veltem Back-on-Track Players]]