Spamming Spammers

Spamming Spammers
Country:	USA
Founded:	6/1/2007
History:	VI.256 V.19 IV.10 III.11
Stadium
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam arena (55,000 seats)
Trophies

The Spamming Spammers are an unimportant team in division III of the USA. They were founded on June 1st, 2007 by an impatient manager with two previous failed teams under his belt. Whether this one will go anywhere remains to be seen but it has already been a bigger success than the previous two.

Team history

• The bottom feeding years

After taking over midway through season 32 the management decided training keepers would be a good way to get a competent team on the field. A reasonably priced 18 year old Chile named Javier Udaeta was purchased for a mere $43,000 to be the starting keeper. Nothing interesting happened the rest of the season and the Spammers ended up finishing 5th in the series while filling the team with cheap mercenaries to keep them reasonably competitive.

Season 33 was the first full season under the new management and would immediately prove to be much more eventful than season 32. When the season started with a cup match several players appeared noticeably younger than they were at the end of last season. Two of those players were the club's keeper trainees: Javier Udaeta and Hu Hangping. How they found the fountain of youth remains a mystery but the 6 weeks of extra youth was a welcome surprise. Another surprise was the team's performance. After getting blown out in the cup and losing two of the first four games another mid table finish seemed inevitable. Instead they won 6 of the final 10 matches and ended up with 30 points and 2nd place. Real Pudge had a perfect 42 points and promoted to division V leaving the title up for grabs in season 34.

The next two seasons were more of the same. The Spammers finished second to stinkyfeet both times and couldn't get over the hump until they promoted out of the league. With the main competition gone, the Spammers won the title two years in a row, winning a qualifier the second time to advance to V.19

• Movin' on up

The quality of the competition in V.19 wasn't much better than in VI.256. In their first season in the new league the Spammers finished 3rd after blowing a late season lead. In season 39 a steady diet of bots and mediocre teams made for an easy trip to the league title and another promotion.

Best players

Ludwig Ruegy
23 years and 46 days
Has weak experience and poor leadership abilities.
Total Skill Index (TSI): 55 460
Wage: 24 348 US$/week including 20% bonus

Stamina: excellent Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: excellent
Winger: wretched Defending: weak
Scoring: supernatural Set pieces: inadequate

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Javier Udaeta
22 years and 44 days
Has poor experience and inadequate leadership abilities.
Total Skill Index (TSI): 45 990
Wage: 22 735 US$/week including 20% Bonus

Stamina: excellent Keeper: supernatural
Playmaking: disastrous Passing: disastrous
Winger: disastrous Defending: inadequate
Scoring: disastrous Set pieces: wretched

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Rodrigo Aldunate
25 years and 58 days, solid form
Has solid experience and poor leadership abilities.
Total Skill Index (TSI): 40 150
Wage: 11 988 US$/week including 20% Bonus

Stamina: solid Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: excellent Passing: weak
Winger: world class Defending: passable
Scoring: weak Set pieces: wretched

Performance by year

Performance by season
Season	Series	Rank	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts	Hatstats	LS	Stars
32	VI.256	5	2	0	3	13	15	-4	20	77.2	1.55	21.7
33	VI.256	2	10	0	4	43	22	+21	30	97.7	3.16	27.2
34	VI.256	2	10	3	1	58	13	+45	33	115.9	5.53	32.6
35	VI.256	2	8	3	3	35	13	+22	27	166.7	6.22	35.6
36	VI.256	1	11	2	1	60	9	+51	34	146.9	8.11	42.8
37	VI.256	1	12	0	2	69	9	+60	38	166.7	8.73	48.0
38	V.19	3	11	1	2	53	7	+46	34	174.4	9.25	49.3
39	V.19	1	12	1	1	46	4	+42	37	208.8	11.76	53.5
40	IV.10	5	5	1	8	16	27	-44	16	237.5	17.51	54.6
41	IV.10	1	11	1	2	65	15	+50	34	254.4	20.61	58.4
42	III.11	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	?	?