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{{Infobox_Sealand |
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full_local_name = Sealand (5110) |
image_flag = Sealand vlag.gif |
name_(english) = Sealand |
image_coat = 130px-Sealandwapen.png |
image_map = LocationSealand.png |
zone = [[Western Europe]] |
link_to_map = http://www.krev.org/mos/sofp/img/SealandMap.gif |
continent = [[Europe]] |
number_of_teams = 165 (165+ active) |
number_of_regions = 7 |
cup_name = [[Sealand Cup]] |
Languages = Dutch |
Chief_Officer = [[user:Buul_|Buul_]] |
u17_coach = [[user:Mavuba|Mavuba]] |
currency = Euro |
parity = |
htt_offset = |
footnotes = }}
'''Sealand''' is an unofficial country in Hattrick and also a [[federation]] from [[Nederland|The Netherlands]] and [[Belgium]] with about 150 members. This federation is known for the spammatches they have each first sunday of the month, the [[Tour de Spam]] and their 'verkiezingsgrap', a prank they make at the Dutch [[election]]s.
 
==History==
 
On September 28th, 2003 [[User:Mavuba|Mavuba]] decided to start a federation. Mainly because he didn't like to have a conference that was policed by strict Mods, GMs and HTs. That's why he and [[User:Buul|Buul]] came up with the plan to pull out to a drilling platform between [[Nederland|The Netherlands]] and [[England]], where only we could be in control of. The federation on the island Sealand soon became a great success, and soon many ships with members arrived!
 
After a short period of time the federation got the name of being a bad federation, full of annoying, spamming youngsters. For example, within a short amount of time the island found itself in war with some [[Moderator|Mods]] and [[GameMaster|GMs]], but also in a [[Spam War|spam war]] with [[OLDER]] (a federation for people who are thirty years or older.). After a long period of negotiations the battle ended and the peace with the Mods and GM's was restored.
 
Sealand is nowadays known as a nice cosy federation, where the best [[spam]]mers of HT-[[Nederland|Nederland]] and [[België]] have a great time doing their thing. Since any years Sealand organise the biggest Spam-tournement in Hattrick, called: [[Tour de Spam]]. The Sealanders are now peacefully living with the pinguins on a beautifull island with a lot of marijuana. Sealand also is an island where '[[Infamous Hattrickers]]' can hide.
 
==Spam==
[[Spam]] is posting a lot of messages in a topic in a short time. When the topic reached the 1000 it will be closed. The one who had the mosts posts wins. Sealand is known for its proffesional [[spam]]mers. They are very trained, and are spamming a lot of [[conference|topic]]s. For these spammers Sealand has some special activity's.
[[Image:Armstrong.jpg|right|thumb|230px|Tour de Spam.]]
'''<big>Tour de Spam</big>:'''
The [[Tour de Spam]] is the most famous and prestigious spam tournament in the Hattrick-World. It has been held annually since 2005 and is contested over the course of 2 weeks each July. It is a competition for professional spammers, travelling through the topics of Sealand. The winner is the individual rider who finishes the Tour de Spam with the most posts in the topics. There are a lot of competitions, and it's possible to win different jerseys. It depends your speciality. Click on [[Tour_de_Spam_2005|2005]], [[Tour_de_Spam_2006|2006]], [[Tour_de_Spam_2007|2007]] or [[Tour_de_Spam_2008|2008]] to see the old editions of the Tour de Spam.
 
'''<big>Spammatches</big>:'''
Every month Sealand organises a spammatch. The one who managesto post the most messages in the spammatch-topic may call himself the Spamking. The Spamking is very respected in Sealand, and has extra functions. Every month there can be another Spamking. After a while other federations discovered this and did the same thing. But they weren't so fast as the Sealanders.
 
'''<big>Hopweilanden</big>:'''
The "Hopweilanden" is a field in Sealand where spammers can let theirselves go. They can post what they want, and bump the topic when they want. It's what they say: A paradise for spammers.
 
'''<big>Sealander of the Season</big>:'''
The Sealander of the Season/Sealander van het Seizoen election can be found here: [[Sealander van het Seizoen|SvhS]]. The first election was held in season 18
 
==Topmembers==
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|- bgcolor="#3399ff"
| colspan=9 style="font-size: 120%; font-weight:bold;" | Topmembers Sealand
|- bgcolor="#3399ff"
||'''Name:''' || '''Function'''
|-
|'''[[User:Mavuba|Mavuba]] '''|| Founder
|-
|'''[[User:Buul|Buul]] '''|| Founder
|-
|'''[[User:-Marrc-|-Marrc-]] '''|| Oliemagnaat
|-
|'''[[user:Sammiedecavia|Sammiedecavia]] '''|| Oliemagnaat
|-
|'''[[User:Derkski|Derkski]] '''|| Oliemagnaat
|-
|'''[[User:Lightsun|Lightsun]] '''|| Oliemagnaat
|-
|'''[[User:Tarakoni|Tarakoni]] '''|| Ex-Oliemagnaat
|-
|'''[[User:Shome|Shome]] '''|| Ex-Oliemagnaat
|-
|'''[[User:CHF-Eddie|CHF-Eddie]] '''|| Verjaardagman
|-
|}
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==Sealand Cup== 
[[Image:SL-Cup.gif|right|thumb|230px|The Sealand Cup]]
The [[Sealand Cup]] is a Friendly Cup organised by Sealand for their owns members. Every season a lot of clubs are playing to win that famous and prestigious cup.
 
'''<big>Previous winners</big>:'''
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|- bgcolor="#00ff00"
| colspan=9 style="font-size: 120%; font-weight:bold;" | Sealand Cup
|- bgcolor="#00ff00"
||'''Edition:''' || '''Winner:'''
|-
|'''Sealand Cup I'''|| [[User:Tarakoni|Dashit Kabomb]]
|-
|'''Sealand Cup II'''|| Tijny Devils
|-
|'''Sealand Cup III'''|| Tijny Devils
|-
|'''Sealand Cup IV'''|| [[Cape Holland]]
|-
|'''Sealand Cup V'''|| [[User:Rikhardur|Naarden]]
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|'''Sealand Cup VI'''|| [[User:Tarakoni|Dashit Kabomb]]
|-
|'''Sealand Cup VII'''|| [[User:-Marrc-|Kings Squad]]
|-
|'''Sealand Cup VIII'''|| [[User:-Marrc-|Kings Squad]]
|-
|'''Sealand Cup IX'''|| [[Nl/Fc sammie de cavia|Fc sammie de cavia]]
|}
 
Nl/Fc sammie de cavia
 
==IRC==
Sealand has got a very active [[IRC_Channels|irc channel]]: #Sealand
Link to the channel: [http://members.chello.nl/s.pietersma/IRC/Chat1.html IRC Chat applet]<br>The owners of this channel are Tijny and [[User:Lightsun|Lightsun]]. Normally there are more than ten people online. <br>Busiest day: Sunday, the day matches are played.
 
 
== External Links ==
*[http://www.kingma.cistron.nl/sealand/ Sealand site]
{{Non-HT Countries}}
 
[[category:Dutch Federations]]
[[Category:Non-HT Countries]]
[[Category:Sealand]]

Revision as of 00:01, 12 July 2011

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