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== Season Breakdown ==
== Season Breakdowns ==
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! Season !! League !! Coupe de France !! Trophies !! Top goalscorer !! Goals  
 
===Season 43===
! Season !! League !! US Open Cup !! Trophies !! Top goalscorer !! Goals  
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|21 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] || 2<sup>nd</sup> round || [[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Fabrice Bouquant || 16
|43 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[VI.766 (USA)|VI.766]] || 1<sup>st</sup> round || none || Ryan Urner || 8
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|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] ||  3<sup>rd</sup> round  || [[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Fabrice Bouquant || 13
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|23 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] || 2<sup>nd</sup> round || <small>none</small> || Fabrice Bouquant, Brandon Brookfield || 6 
 
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
Season 43 started out "with a bang", as quoted by first-ever team captain/raging alcoholic Lee Ernest. I don't think he was referring to the actual soccer season.
|24 || 1<sup>st</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] ||  5<sup>th</sup> round  || {{divV}} || Brandon Brookfield || 10
 
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
 
|25 || 1<sup>st</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] || 6<sup>th</sup> round ||  {{divV}}  || Tony Bassène || 7
 
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
===Season 44===
|26 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[IV.18 (France)|IV.18]] ||  2<sup>nd</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Brandon Brookfield || 10
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|27 || 6<sup>th</sup> in [[IV.18 (France)|IV.18]] || 5<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Charles Langford-Young || 5
! Season !! League !! US Open Cup !! Trophies !! Top goalscorer !! Goals
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] ||  8<sup>th</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Remi Hidien || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] || 10<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Remi Hidien || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] ||  6<sup>th</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Régis Gillot || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] || 5<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Remi Hidien || 11
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] ||  4<sup>th</sup> round  || [[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Normando Rosas || 14
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33 || 1<sup>st</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] || 7<sup>th</sup> round || {{divV}}[[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Martin Emilsson || 23
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34 || 5<sup>th</sup> in [[IV.61 (France)|IV.61]] ||  5<sup>th</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Normando Rosas || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35 || 5<sup>th</sup> in [[IV.61 (France)|IV.61]] || 5<sup>th</sup> round || <small>none</small> || Normando Rosas || 12
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36 || 1<sup>st</sup> in [[V.62 (France)|V.68]] ||  4<sup>th</sup> round  || {{divV}} || Régis Gillot || 12
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37 || 6<sup>th</sup> in [[IV.60 (France)|IV.60]] || 6<sup>th</sup> round || <small>none</small> || Gabriel Gustavsson || 10 
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] ||  5<sup>th</sup> round  || [[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Martin Emilsson || 15
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] || 3<sup>rd</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Régis Gillot || 10
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] ||  4<sup>th</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Régis Gillot || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] || 4<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Martin Emilsson || 12
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] ||  2<sup>nd</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Martin Emilsson || 13
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] || 4<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Régis Gillot || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] ||  2<sup>nd</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Régis Gillot || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45 || 8<sup>th</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] || 2<sup>nd</sup> round || <small>none</small>  || Jimmy Barthe, Tilo Fröhlich || 2
|44 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[VI.766 (USA)|VI.766]] || 1<sup>st</sup> round || none || Ryan Urner || 8
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[VI.419 (France)|VI.419]] || 3<sup>rd</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Scott Ransley, Wicher Hogerwerf || 5
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Revision as of 20:42, 8 November 2011

LOAF'S LOAFS (228010)

The LOAF'S LOAFS Unofficial Logo, featuring its slogan "LONG LIVE THE LOAF," also known simply as "LLTL"
Birthdate 10.08.2010
Country  USA
Region Pennsylvania
Zone North America
Stadium The Bakery
Fan club The Yeast Army (1738 Fans as of 11/8/11)
League VI.54 (USA)
Current Coach Terencjusz "Terrence" Myszko Poland (Since 11-2-11)
Past Coaches George Strange USA (08/10/10 - 12/24/10), Tom Frisch (12/24/10 - 11/2/11)

LOAF'S LOAFS is an American USA soccer club originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area.

The Loaf

How it all went down

LOAF'S LOAFS came about as its founder/creator was attending a Star Trek convention in Lagas Vegas, NV, when it dawned on him that his life had taken a far too drastic turn for the worst. Hattrick then came to him later that night in a dream, as a possible consolidation between his geekish fetishes (pencils going in odd places) and his sports needs, such as regularly gambling and paying callgirls to run a 200m race in the local YMCA pool. The club was thereby founded on August 10th, 2010, as the owner was on the toilet with his laptop contemplating his next move in life.


Current squad

AGE NAT. NAME ORIGINS SINCE POS. COMMENTS
19 Chile Abraham Marti 4-22-2011 Reserve Defender
17 USA Austin March USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-26-2011 Reserve Middy
18 Austria Cary Dobson USALOAF'S LOAFS 6-28-2011 Backup Middy The Future.
20 Belgium Edgar Engelen 7-16-2011 Starting Central Defender Father played for Belgian National Team
19 Croatia Filip Dukic 5-29-2011 Reserve Middy Served 2 years in Croatian Military
18 USA Gerard Harman USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-2-2011 Reserve Winger Openly Gay
19 Italy Guido Avisi 6-1-2011 Starting Middy Acts during the off-season
19 USA Johnny Power USALOAF'S LOAFS 9-26-2011 Reserve Forward
21 Italy Johnny Visentin 12-5-2010 Starting Middy Doesn't Speak English
20 Sweden Jonas Larsson 6-3-2011 Starting Winger Spent a year in jail
35 Sweden Leif Bernerberg 10-26-2011 Starting Central Defender
19 USA Luke Doughty USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-10-2011 Reserve Wingback
19 USA Mikey Balsiger USALOAF'S LOAFS 3-11-2011 Starting Middy Owns his own surf company
32 Croatia Miroslav Zerek 3-10-2011 Backup Goalkeeper Has children from 4 diff. women
32 Austria Niklas Koch 1-26-2011 Starting Forward
28 USA Orestes Benavides USALOAF'S LOAFS 8-10-2010 Reserve Forward
21 Denmark Peer Hansen 7-13-2011 Starting Wingback
24 Mexico Rafa Aranda 10-13-2010 Starting Winger Lazy Mexican
39 Netherlands Rients Kap 10-26-2011 Bench Warmer/Asst. Coach
19 USA Russ Fontaine 11-6-2011 Starting Keeper/Savior Owns a corn farm in Nebraska
29 Germany Ryan Urner 8-27-2010 Reserve Forward LL All-Time Leading Scorer
34 Poland Terencjusz Myszko 8-18-2010 Reserve Forward/Coach Unibrowed Phenom
33 Belgium Thibaud Lucas 4-2-2011 Starting Forward Waffle Machine
18 USA Torquato Righini USALOAF'S LOAFS 8-30-2011 Reserve Middy Worthless.
21 USA William Stewart USALOAF'S LOAFS 1-3-2011 Bench Warmer
36 Croatia Vladan Kilibarda 7-16-2011 Reserve Central Defender
35 Argentina Xurde Cagiga 7-16-2011 Reserve Forward 125 Career Goals


Stadium

CPAM FC

16 rue de Lausanne is the arena of CPAM FC. It has a total capacity of 55 000.

  • Total capacity: 55 000
  • Terraces: 31 690
  • Basic seating: 11 952
  • Seats under roof: 10 142
  • Seats in VIP boxes: 1 216



Achievements

Achievements: 17 / 31
Points: 292 / 998

Team
Climbing the ladder 12-11-2007 40 points
I want you 22-01-2007 10 points
Get out of here 03-12-2006 10 points
Practice makes perfect 22-12-2006 10 points
Play the Lottery 30-11-2006 10 points
I want you back 03-06-2010 10 points
Cup Heroes 05-07-2006 20 points
All that skill 12-04-2008 30 points
Cash is king 21-02-2009 35 points
We’re so loved 04-12-2006 15 points
Eternal life 03-06-2011 15 points
Investment return 05-05-2009 10 points
Matches
We’re so good 11-07-2009 17 points
Friends from abroad 17-01-2007 10 points
Star collector 24-04-2010 30 points
Manager
Stop the press 30-11-2006 10 points
The world needs to know 30-11-2006 10 points



Hall of fame

Tony Bassène
First day with club 2010-06-03
Current occupation Secretary
Category Great scorer
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June 3, 2011.
Seasons: 4 | Matches: 94 | Goals: 112 | Hattrick: 9
Best match: 284382234 | Last match: 332002694
Artur Bouça
First day with club 2004-12-29
Current occupation Sales Director
Category Great rating
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in December 20, 2007.
Seasons: 10 | Matches: 139 | Goals: 43 | Hattrick: 2
Best match: 62275464 | Last match: 156395288
François Parmentier
First day with club 2005-09-14
Current occupation Informercial Host
Category Faithful to club
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 40 in August 17, 2006.
Seasons: 3 | Matches: 2 | Goals: 13 | Hattrick: 0
Best match: 13331074 | Last match: 51386860
David Therkildsen
First day with club 2005-01-05
Current occupation Hotdog vender
Category Member of Honour
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 36 in March 17, 2008.
Seasons: 11 | Matches: 133 | Goals: 35 | Hattrick: 0
Best match: 97891276 | Last match: 164611698
César Casa-Nova
First day with club 2010-04-26
Current occupation Unemployed
Category Training matches hero
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in Novermber 07, 2011.
Seasons: 5 | Matches: 58 | Goals: 13 | Hattrick: 0
Best match: 286123029 | Last match: 333248008



Raised in the team

NAME SOLD TO CLUB DATE PRICE
Louison Chautard OceaniaDuds off 17-08-2004 1 000 €
António Ramos NetherlandsLA Utd. 02-02-2005 116 000 €
Fabien Buisseret SlovakiaJack Daniels team of BB 23-02-2005 554 000 €
Maher Talfah PortugalVasco P 02-05-2006 16 000 €
Julien Villemin Francered star Montville 10-05-2006 60 000 €
Christophe Lemerle PolandM.U. 30-05-2006 68 401 €
Johan Chauveau LatviaFC Spartak 2010 05-07-2006 31 000 €
Yann Toubeau Belgiumbrusselsfr 16-08-2006 4 000 €
Thomas Scheffler RomaniaF.C. Gogoasa 21-11-2006 153 000 €
Thomas Combret BelgiumSamenStaanWeSterk 08-05-2007 510 000 €
Cédric Bocquel IsraelF.C Arsenal 2007 10-08-2007 132 000 €
Damien Ribier AustriaChurchhill United 12-09-2007 102 000 €
Jamel Benalloui Franceles hattrickais 30-11-2007 90 000 €
Anthony Casse PeruLos Perros Verdes Club 18-12-2007 51 000 €
Nicolas Pauvert Franceyarmouteam 30-01-2008 6 000 €
Stéphane Saint-Germain NorwayRazz Loco 12-02-2008 23 000 €
Thomas Campos Netherlandsvolkering united 29-04-2008 80 000 €
Matthieu Marchais Belgiumpro the one 02-07-2008 113 000 €
Simon Pierlot PortugalF.C. Dragão 15-07-2008 214 000 €
Olivier Teyssier SpainSPaNiSHTeaM 30-09-2008 355 000 €
Saif Fadhel CroatiaZagreb_1 09-12-2008 153 000 €
Tristan Landrieux TurkeyDream Team07 23-12-2008 425 123 €
Pierre Binet CroatiaNK Grancereale 10-03-2009 500 000 €
Nicolas Artis Turkeyvişnelik spor 24-03-2009 90 001 €
Jérôme Cardon SpainClub Zamorano de Billar 24-06-2009 18 000 €
Romain Vallée IcelandCoUnion 22-07-2009 1 304 000 €
Abdourahmane Boukhiss FranceLilmat 18-08-2009 300 000 €
David Chêne TurkeySHOOTER FC 09 10-10-2009 383 000 €
Allan Coadou Italyfc fesso4 02-11-2009 13 000 €
Thomas Pierson Spain*Ju4nM4-Te4m* 03-11-2009 30 000 €
Fabien Noury SpainREVILLA FC 11-11-2009 35 000 €
François Germain DenmarkRapstam Rangers 11-12-2009 134 000 €
Cédric Boubet PolandKP Milanówek 30-01-2010 705 000 €
Alassane Diamacoune PolandApathyEffect! 02-03-2010 539 000 €
Jérôme Lhommeau Belgiumfc reallw12 09-03-2010 67 000 €
Claude Jeanmaire NetherlandsGiga Golat 28-04-2010 200 000 €
Abbes Baraket GermanyDie Unbietbaren 11-05-2010 417 000 €
Cédric Prot ItalyWCLC 18-05-2010 2 000 €
David Salles SloveniaNK Pujski 15-06-2010 51 000 €
Pierre Rodrigues NetherlandsFC Tram's 03-08-2010 500 000 €
Simon Cornet BrazilReal M@drid F.C. 10-08-2010 7 500 €
David Furet RomaniaF.C.MAXX 14-09-2010 19 000 €
Noël Davion AustriaFC Branzoll 21-09-2010 1 625 000 €
Aymeric Roudil RomaniaRatzustele Salbatice 08-10-2010 50 000 €
Florent Dal FranceAthletic Club Hazparne 02-11-2010 67 000 €
Pierre Lambert ItalyRhazels 23-11-2010 20 000 €
Marc Leloup Switzerland1.FC RAY 03-05-2011 7 000 €
David Legland ItalyA.S. Palestrina1988 19-07-2011 1 000 €
Samuel Delaveau NetherlandsDe Stedenwijckers 27-07-2011 123 001 €
Pierre-Nicolas Guéry SwitzerlandManchester*FC 06-09-2011 33 000 €
Mickaël Chautard FranceFC Côme 15-09-2011 1 500 €
Jean-Baptiste Champion PortugalReal Kanayn 20-09-2011 6 000 €
Moncef Gtari BelgiumHattori's 27-09-2011 31 000 €
Total players: 53 Total sold: 10 536 526 €


Flags

Currently the club has hosted 108 countries on 128



Season Breakdowns

Season 43

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
43 4th in VI.766 1st round none Ryan Urner 8

Season 43 started out "with a bang", as quoted by first-ever team captain/raging alcoholic Lee Ernest. I don't think he was referring to the actual soccer season.


Season 44

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
44 3rd in VI.766 1st round none Ryan Urner 8


CHPP

The manager of the club CHPP-teles is an official CHPP admin since November 2010 and has created some CHPP products:

HTLoto

A free betting system for all Hattrick matches http://www.htloto.org (Follow HTLoto on twitter)

PHT

An opensource php framework to create CHPP products http://pht.htloto.org


External links


Thanks

This page was originally created by RUKENT, thanks for his great work!
Thanks to Unknown_Guy for his Wiki-CHPP application HT-Mess

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