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=== Achievements ===
'''Achievements:''' 17 / 31<br/>
'''Points:''' 292 / 998
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|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|4}} || Climbing the ladder || 12-11-2007 || 40 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 22-01-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 03-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 22-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 03-06-2010 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|5}} || Cup Heroes || 05-07-2006 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 12-04-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 21-02-2009 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|3}} || We’re so loved || 04-12-2006 || 15 points
|-
|{{Ach|33}} || Eternal life || 03-06-2011 || 15 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 05-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 11-07-2009 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 17-01-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|7}} || Star collector || 24-04-2010 || 30 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|}
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=== Hall of fame ===
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player55105270.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[Tony Bassène|Tony  Bassène]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2010-06-03
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Secretary
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Great scorer
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June  3, 2011.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 4 | '''Matches:''' 94 | '''Goals:''' 112 | '''Hattrick:''' 9
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=284382234 284382234] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=332002694 332002694]
|}
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player45657752.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[Artur Bouça|Artur  Bouça]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2004-12-29
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Sales Director
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Great rating
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in December 20, 2007.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 10 | '''Matches:''' 139 | '''Goals:''' 43 | '''Hattrick:''' 2
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=62275464 62275464] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=156395288 156395288]
|}
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player18931204.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[François Parmentier|François  Parmentier]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2005-09-14
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Informercial Host
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Faithful to club
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 40 in August 17, 2006.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 3 | '''Matches:''' 2 | '''Goals:''' 13 | '''Hattrick:''' 0
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=13331074 13331074] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=51386860 51386860]
|}
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player27546870.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[David Therkildsen|David  Therkildsen]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2005-01-05
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Hotdog vender
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Member of Honour
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 36 in March 17, 2008.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 11 | '''Matches:''' 133 | '''Goals:''' 35 | '''Hattrick:''' 0
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=97891276 97891276] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=164611698 164611698]
|}
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player240168850.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[César Casa-Nova]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2010-04-26
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Unemployed
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Training matches hero 
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in Novermber 07, 2011.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 5 | '''Matches:''' 58 | '''Goals:''' 13 | '''Hattrick:''' 0
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=286123029 286123029] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=333248008 333248008]
|}
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! NAME !! SOLD TO CLUB !! DATE !! PRICE
! NAME !! SOLD TO CLUB !! DATE !! PRICE
|-
|-
|[[Louison Chautard]] || {{Flagicon|OCE}}[[Duds off]] || 17-08-2004 || align="right"|1 000 €
|[[Rex Sherrill]] || {{Flagicon|ISR}}[[mex'07 a1]] || 10-29-2010 || align="right"|$3 000  
|-
|[[António Ramos]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[LA Utd.]] || 02-02-2005 || align="right"|116 000 €
|-
|[[Fabien Buisseret]] || {{Flagicon|SVK}}[[Jack Daniels team of BB]] || 23-02-2005 || align="right"|554 000 €
|-
|[[Maher Talfah]] || {{Flagicon|POR}}[[Vasco P]] || 02-05-2006  || align="right"|16 000 €
|-
|[[Julien Villemin]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[red star Montville]] || 10-05-2006 || align="right"|60 000 €
|-
|[[Christophe Lemerle]] || {{Flagicon|POL}}[[M.U.]] || 30-05-2006 || align="right"|68 401 €
|-
|[[Johan Chauveau]] || {{Flagicon|LAT}}[[FC Spartak 2010]] || 05-07-2006 || align="right"|31 000 €
|-
|[[Yann Toubeau]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[brusselsfr]] || 16-08-2006 || align="right"|4 000 €
|-
|[[Thomas Scheffler]] || {{Flagicon|ROM}}[[F.C. Gogoasa]] || 21-11-2006 || align="right"|153 000 €
|-
|[[Thomas Combret]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[SamenStaanWeSterk]] || 08-05-2007 || align="right"|510 000 €
|-
|[[Cédric Bocquel]] || {{Flagicon|ISR}}[[F.C Arsenal 2007]] || 10-08-2007 || align="right"|132 000 €
|-
|[[Damien Ribier]] || {{Flagicon|AUT}}[[Churchhill United]] || 12-09-2007 || align="right"|102 000 €
|-
|[[Jamel Benalloui]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[les hattrickais]] || 30-11-2007 || align="right"|90 000 €
|-
|-
|[[Anthony Casse]] || {{Flagicon|PER}}[[Los Perros Verdes Club]] || 18-12-2007 || align="right"|51 000 €
| '''Total players: 1''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total sold:''' || align="right"|'''0 $'''
|-
|[[Nicolas Pauvert]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[yarmouteam]] || 30-01-2008 || align="right"|6 000 €
|-
|[[Stéphane Saint-Germain]] || {{Flagicon|NOR}}[[Razz Loco]] || 12-02-2008 || align="right"|23 000 €
|-
|[[Thomas Campos]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[volkering united]] || 29-04-2008 || align="right"|80 000 €
|-
|[[Matthieu Marchais]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[pro the one]] || 02-07-2008 || align="right"|113 000 €
|-
|[[Simon Pierlot]] || {{Flagicon|POR}}[[F.C. Dragão]] || 15-07-2008 || align="right"|214 000 €
|-
|[[Olivier Teyssier]] || {{Flagicon|ESP}}[[SPaNiSHTeaM]] || 30-09-2008 || align="right"|355 000 €
|-
|[[Saif Fadhel]] || {{Flagicon|CRO}}[[Zagreb_1]] || 09-12-2008 || align="right"|153 000 €
|-
|[[Tristan Landrieux]] || {{Flagicon|TUR}}[[Dream Team07]] || 23-12-2008 || align="right"|425 123 €
|-
|[[Pierre Binet]] || {{Flagicon|CRO}}[[NK Grancereale]] || 10-03-2009 || align="right"|500 000 €
|-
|[[Nicolas Artis]] || {{Flagicon|TUR}}[[vişnelik spor]] || 24-03-2009 || align="right"|90 001 €
|-
|[[Jérôme Cardon]] || {{Flagicon|ESP}}[[Club Zamorano de Billar]] || 24-06-2009 || align="right"|18 000 €
|-
|[[Romain Vallée]] || {{Flagicon|ISL}}[[CoUnion]] || 22-07-2009 || align="right"|1 304 000 €
|-
|[[Abdourahmane Boukhiss]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[Lilmat]] || 18-08-2009 || align="right"|300 000 €
|-
|[[David Chêne]] || {{Flagicon|TUR}}[[SHOOTER FC 09]] || 10-10-2009 || align="right"|383 000 €
|-
|[[Allan Coadou]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[fc fesso4]] || 02-11-2009 || align="right"|13 000 €
|-
|[[Thomas Pierson]] || {{Flagicon|ESP}}[[*Ju4nM4-Te4m*]] || 03-11-2009 || align="right"|30 000 €
|-
|[[Fabien Noury]] || {{Flagicon|ESP}}[[REVILLA FC]] || 11-11-2009 || align="right"|35 000 €
|-
|[[François Germain]] || {{Flagicon|DAN}}[[Rapstam Rangers]] || 11-12-2009 || align="right"|134 000 €
|-
|[[Cédric Boubet]] || {{Flagicon|POL}}[[KP Milanówek]] || 30-01-2010 || align="right"|705 000 €
|-
|[[Alassane Diamacoune]] || {{Flagicon|POL}}[[ApathyEffect!]] || 02-03-2010 || align="right"|539 000 €
|-
|[[Jérôme Lhommeau]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[fc reallw12]] || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|67 000 €
|-
|[[Claude Jeanmaire]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[Giga Golat]] || 28-04-2010 || align="right"|200 000 €
|-
|[[Abbes Baraket]] || {{Flagicon|GER}}[[Die Unbietbaren]] || 11-05-2010 || align="right"|417 000 €
|-
|[[Cédric Prot]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[WCLC]] || 18-05-2010 || align="right"|2 000 €
|-
|[[David Salles]] || {{Flagicon|SVN}}[[NK Pujski]] || 15-06-2010 || align="right"|51 000 €
|-
|[[Pierre Rodrigues]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[FC Tram's]] || 03-08-2010 || align="right"|500 000 €
|-
|[[Simon Cornet]] || {{Flagicon|BRA}}[[Real M@drid F.C.]] || 10-08-2010 || align="right"|7 500 €
|-
|[[David Furet]] || {{Flagicon|ROM}}[[F.C.MAXX]] || 14-09-2010 || align="right"|19 000 €
|-
|[[Noël Davion]] || {{Flagicon|AUT}}[[FC Branzoll]] || 21-09-2010 || align="right"|1 625 000 €
|-
|[[Aymeric Roudil]] || {{Flagicon|ROM}}[[Ratzustele Salbatice]] || 08-10-2010 || align="right"|50 000 €
|-
|[[Florent Dal]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[Athletic Club Hazparne]] || 02-11-2010 || align="right"|67 000 €
|-
|[[Pierre Lambert]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[Rhazels]] || 23-11-2010 || align="right"|20 000 €
|-
|[[Marc Leloup]] || {{Flagicon|SUI}}[[1.FC RAY]] || 03-05-2011 || align="right"|7 000 €
|-
|[[David Legland]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[A.S. Palestrina1988]] || 19-07-2011 || align="right"|1 000 €
|-
|[[Samuel Delaveau]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[De Stedenwijckers]] || 27-07-2011 || align="right"|123 001 €
|-
|[[Pierre-Nicolas Guéry]] || {{Flagicon|SUI}}[[Manchester*FC]] || 06-09-2011 || align="right"|33 000 €
|-
|[[Mickaël Chautard]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[FC Côme]] || 15-09-2011 || align="right"|1 500 €
|-
|[[Jean-Baptiste Champion]] || {{Flagicon|POR}}[[Real Kanayn]] || 20-09-2011 || align="right"|6 000 €
|-
|[[Moncef Gtari]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[Hattori's]] || 27-09-2011 || align="right"|31 000 €
|-
| '''Total players: 53''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total sold:''' || align="right"|'''10 536 526 €'''
|}
|}
=== Flags ===
Currently the club has hosted '''108''' countries on '''128'''<br/>
[[Image:CPAMFlags.png]]




Revision as of 21:29, 8 November 2011

LOAF'S LOAFS (228010)

The LOAF'S LOAFS Unofficial Logo, featuring its slogan "LONG LIVE THE LOAF," also known simply as "LLTL"
Birthdate 10.08.2010
Country  USA
Region Pennsylvania
Zone North America
Stadium The Bakery
Fan club The Yeast Army (1738 Fans as of 11/8/11)
League V.54 (USA)
Current Coach Terencjusz "Terrence" Myszko Poland (Since 11-2-11)
Past Coaches George Strange USA (08/10/10 - 12/24/10), Tom Frisch (12/24/10 - 11/2/11)

LOAF'S LOAFS is an American USA soccer club originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area.

The Loaf

How it all went down

LOAF'S LOAFS came about as its founder/creator was attending a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas, NV, when it dawned on him that his life had taken a far too drastic turn for the worst. Hattrick then came to him later that night in a dream, as a possible consolidation between his geekish fetishes (pencils going in odd places) and his sports needs, such as regularly gambling and paying callgirls to run a 200m race in the local YMCA pool. The club was thereby founded on August 10th, 2010, as the owner was on the toilet with his laptop contemplating his next move in life.

Current squad

AGE NAT. NAME ORIGINS SINCE POS. COMMENTS
19 Chile Abraham Marti 4-22-2011 Reserve Defender
17 USA Austin March USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-26-2011 Reserve Middy
18 Austria Cary Dobson USALOAF'S LOAFS 6-28-2011 Backup Middy The Future.
20 Belgium Edgar Engelen 7-16-2011 Starting Central Defender Father played for Belgian National Team
19 Croatia Filip Dukic 5-29-2011 Reserve Middy Served 2 years in Croatian Military
18 USA Gerard Harman USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-2-2011 Reserve Winger Openly Gay
19 Italy Guido Avisi 6-1-2011 Starting Middy Acts during the off-season
19 USA Johnny Power USALOAF'S LOAFS 9-26-2011 Reserve Forward
21 Italy Johnny Visentin 12-5-2010 Starting Middy Doesn't Speak English
20 Sweden Jonas Larsson 6-3-2011 Starting Winger Spent a year in jail
35 Sweden Leif Bernerberg 10-26-2011 Starting Central Defender
19 USA Luke Doughty USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-10-2011 Reserve Wingback
19 USA Mikey Balsiger USALOAF'S LOAFS 3-11-2011 Starting Middy Owns his own surf company
32 Croatia Miroslav Zerek 3-10-2011 Backup Goalkeeper Has children from 4 diff. women
32 Austria Niklas Koch 1-26-2011 Starting Forward
28 USA Orestes Benavides USALOAF'S LOAFS 8-10-2010 Reserve Forward
21 Denmark Peer Hansen 7-13-2011 Starting Wingback
24 Mexico Rafa Aranda 10-13-2010 Starting Winger Lazy Mexican
39 Netherlands Rients Kap 10-26-2011 Bench Warmer/Asst. Coach
19 USA Russ Fontaine 11-6-2011 Starting Keeper/Savior Owns a corn farm in Nebraska
29 Germany Ryan Urner 8-27-2010 Reserve Forward LL All-Time Leading Scorer
34 Poland Terencjusz Myszko 8-18-2010 Reserve Forward/Coach Unibrowed Phenom
33 Belgium Thibaud Lucas 4-2-2011 Starting Forward Waffle Machine
18 USA Torquato Righini USALOAF'S LOAFS 8-30-2011 Reserve Middy Worthless.
21 USA William Stewart USALOAF'S LOAFS 1-3-2011 Bench Warmer
36 Croatia Vladan Kilibarda 7-16-2011 Reserve Central Defender
35 Argentina Xurde Cagiga 7-16-2011 Reserve Forward 125 Career Goals


Stadium

CPAM FC

16 rue de Lausanne is the arena of CPAM FC. It has a total capacity of 55 000.

  • Total capacity: 55 000
  • Terraces: 31 690
  • Basic seating: 11 952
  • Seats under roof: 10 142
  • Seats in VIP boxes: 1 216





Raised in the team

NAME SOLD TO CLUB DATE PRICE
Rex Sherrill Israelmex'07 a1 10-29-2010 $3 000
Total players: 1 Total sold: 0 $


Season Breakdowns

Season 43

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
43 4th in VI.766 1st round none Ryan Urner 8

Season 43 started out "with a bang", as quoted by first-ever team captain/raging alcoholic Lee Ernest. I don't think he was referring to the actual soccer season.

The team battled with injuries and shared women as conflict swept through the locker room quicker than the team's rare strand of herpes. The "C" was stripped from Goalkeeper Ernest and given to Terencjusz "Terrence" Myszko, who served as captain for next 2 seasons.

The team finished a morbid but eager 4th place, with an aggregate of +22 goals and 23 points, but a disappointed 2nd leg loss in "The Derby" as LL got mopped up and swatted away by cross-town rivals, Battle Toads FC.


Season 44

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
44 3rd in VI.766 2nd round none Ryan Urner 16

LL added key young components to its midfield as well as a new coach in Swiss (cheese) phenom Tom Frisch.

Absolute mayhem swept the streets of LOAFVILLE, PA as the team took the 1st round of the US Open Cup in stunning yet controversial fashion. In the 27' against Bluesters United, a streaker was seen running across the field, but refs refused to blow the whistle. Rafa Aranda took advantage of this mishap and netted a goal to go up 3-0, which was even too big for LL to blow.

A modest 3rd place, 31 point finish was in store for season 44, again splitting against rival BTFC, but winning its last 2 games against BTFC and perennial league VI giant/assgoblin UM Terps.

What would 45 have in store for the Loaf...

Season 45

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
45 2nd in VI.766 1st round none Ryan Urner/Niklas Koch 16

Season 45 started in the shitter and ended...in the shitter. The team cruised most of the season, taking the all-important 1-2 matchup at UM Terps and entering the second half of the season ready to host the same team. The manager, unfortunately, forgot to show up because he entered a bar just 3 hours prior to gametime and did not come out until a week later.

The team dropped the ever-decisive match, and therefore finished the season in a tie for first with UM Terps, but well behind in aggregate. Another season was yet in store for LL in this shitter of USA.


Season 46

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
46 1nd in VI.766 2nd round Niklas Koch 21

During the offseason, Middy great Mikael Ulstrap was sold off for more than $2 million to make way for the transfers of Peer Hansen and Edgar Engelen, 2 dominant young defenders who would go on to have shut down seasons, allowing a total of 6 goals (0 at home).

FOCUS, preached Coach Frisch at the beginning of the season, and focus they did for 14 straight weeks. The table had been ran. LL pulled off the undefeated season. Aside from a 3-2 narrow victory in week 1, no team had come within 3 goals of defeating the series VI powerhouse.

With an aggregate of +81, the team was directly promoted to series V.54, riding on the coattails of IMs Gualtiero Moneta, Johnny Visentin, and young Italian phenom Guido Avisi.


Season 47

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
46 in progress in VI.54 still active in progress N/A N/A

The Yeast Army grew like bunnies during the offseason. After a 1st round win over a robot, LL management brought in 19 year old Russ Fontaine to main the gate, a position LL lacked since...the beginning of time.

In its first contest ever in series V, LL took down other direct promotion opponent, Gate 13, in a 2-0 hard-fought away match.

Thanks

This page was originally created by RUKENT, thanks for his great work!
Thanks to Unknown_Guy for his Wiki-CHPP application HT-Mess

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