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{| cellpadding="2" style="float:right; width:307px; background:#e3e3e3; font-size:90%; margin-left:1em; border-spacing: 1px;"
|+ style="font-size: larger;"|'''LOAF'S LOAFS''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/?TeamID=228010 (228010)]
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
| colspan="2" | [[Image:LL2.jpg]]<br>''The LOAF'S LOAFS Unofficial Logo, featuring its slogan "LONG LIVE THE LOAF," also known simply as "LLTL"''
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
||Birthdate || 10.08.2010
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
|Country || {{Flag|USA}}
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
|Region || [[Pennsylvania]]
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
|Zone || [[North America]]
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
|Stadium || The Bakery
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
|Fan club || The Yeast Army (1738 Fans as of ''11/8/11'')
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
|League || VI.54 (USA)
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
|Current Coach || Terencjusz "Terrence" Myszko {{Flagicon|POL}} (Since 11-2-11)
|- style="background: #ffffff;" align="center"
|Past Coaches || George Strange {{Flagicon|USA}} (08/10/10 - 12/24/10), Tom Frisch (12/24/10 - 11/2/11)
|- style="background: #e3e3e3;" align="center"
|-
|}


'''LOAF'S LOAFS''' is an [[USA|American]] {{Flagicon|USA}} soccer club originating in [[Pennsylvania]], more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area.
==The Loaf==
===How it all went down===
'''LOAF'S LOAFS''' came about as its founder/creator was attending a Star Trek convention in Lagas Vegas, NV, when it dawned on him that his life had taken a far too drastic turn for the worst. Hattrick then came to him later that night in a dream, as a possible consolidation between his geekish fetishes (pencils going in odd places) and his sports needs, such as regularly gambling and paying callgirls to run a 200m race in the local YMCA pool. The club was thereby founded on August 10th, 2010, as the owner was on the toilet with his laptop contemplating his next move in life.
=== Current squad ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! AGE !! NAT. !!  NAME !! YOUTH CLUB !! Since
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|19|| {{Flagicon|CHI}} || [[Abraham Marti]] ||  || 4-22-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|17|| {{Flagicon|USA}} || [[Austin March]] || {{Flagicon|USA}}[[LOAF'S LOAFS]] || 10-26-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|18|| {{Flagicon|AUT}} || [[Cary Dobson]] || {{Flagicon|USA}}[[LOAF'S LOAFS]] || 6-28-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|20|| {{Flagicon|BEL}} || [[Edgar Engelen]] ||  || 7-16-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|19|| {{Flagicon|CRO}} || [[Filip Dukic]] ||  || 5-29-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|18|| {{Flagicon|USA}} || [[Gerard Harman]] || {{Flagicon|USA}}[[LOAF'S LOAFS]] || 10-2-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|19|| {{Flagicon|ITA}} || [[Guido Avisi]] || || 6-1-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|19|| {{Flagicon|USA}} || [[Johnny Power]] || {{Flagicon|USA}}[[LOAF'S LOAFS]] || 9-26-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|21|| {{Flagicon|ITA}} || [[Johnny Visentin]] ||  || 12-5-2010
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|20|| {{Flagicon|SWE}} || [[Jonas Larsson]] || || 6-3-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|35|| {{Flagicon|SWE}} || [[Leif Bernerberg]] || || 10-26-2011
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|19|| {{Flagicon|USA}} || [[Wicher Hogerwerf]] || {{Flagicon|USA}}[[LOAF'S LOAFS]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|18|| {{Flagicon|FIN}} || [[Aku Mäntylampi]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[S.S.C. The King Of Limbs]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|19|| {{Flagicon|ENG}} || [[Scott Ransley]] || {{Flagicon|NOR}}[[currahees]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|20|| {{Flagicon|HUN}} || [[Ányos Lövész]] || {{Flagicon|HUN}}[[FaLabuak C.F.]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|21|| {{Flagicon|NED}} || [[Dani Ruijter]] || {{Flagicon|GER}}[[Plattfuß Schwenningen]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|88|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[Gerard-Marie Le Gratiet]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] || [http://twitter.com/#!/18931189 @18931189]
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|89|| {{Flagicon|NED}} || [[Jacky Heideman]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[Bokken FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|90|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[Ludovic Durand]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|92|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[Marc Delmas]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|93|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[Dimitri Bécart]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|94|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[Julien Lamothé]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|95|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[David Papet]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|96|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[Guillaume Filin]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|97|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[Richard Reinhart]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|98|| {{Flagicon|DEN}} || [[Klas Appel Andersen]] || {{Flagicon|SUI}}[[LUtown Lions 08]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|99|| {{Flagicon|FRA}} || [[Thomas Bouchard]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[CPAM FC]] ||
|- align="left" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|}
===Stadium===
[[Image:CPAMFC-arena.jpg|thumb|left|CPAM FC]]
'''16 rue de Lausanne''' is the [[arena]] of CPAM FC. It has a total capacity of 55 000.
*'''Total capacity:''' 55 000
*'''Terraces:''' 31 690
*'''Basic seating:''' 11 952
*'''Seats under roof:''' 10 142
*''' Seats in VIP boxes:''' 1 216
=== Club History ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! Season !! League !! Coupe de France !! Trophies !! Top goalscorer !! Goals
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|21 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] || 2<sup>nd</sup> round || [[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Fabrice Bouquant || 16
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|22 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] ||  3<sup>rd</sup> round  || [[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Fabrice Bouquant || 13
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|23 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] || 2<sup>nd</sup> round || <small>none</small> || Fabrice Bouquant, Brandon Brookfield || 6 
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|24 || 1<sup>st</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] ||  5<sup>th</sup> round  || {{divV}} || Brandon Brookfield || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|25 || 1<sup>st</sup> in [[V.240 (France)|V.240]] || 6<sup>th</sup> round ||  {{divV}}  || Tony Bassène || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|26 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[IV.18 (France)|IV.18]] ||  2<sup>nd</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Brandon Brookfield || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|27 || 6<sup>th</sup> in [[IV.18 (France)|IV.18]] || 5<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Charles Langford-Young || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|28 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] ||  8<sup>th</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Remi Hidien || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|29 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] || 10<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Remi Hidien || 7
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|30 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] ||  6<sup>th</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Régis Gillot || 9
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|31 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] || 5<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Remi Hidien || 11
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|32 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] ||  4<sup>th</sup> round  || [[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Normando Rosas || 14
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|33 || 1<sup>st</sup> in [[V.167 (France)|V.167]] || 7<sup>th</sup> round || {{divV}}[[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Martin Emilsson || 23
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|34 || 5<sup>th</sup> in [[IV.61 (France)|IV.61]] ||  5<sup>th</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Normando Rosas || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|35 || 5<sup>th</sup> in [[IV.61 (France)|IV.61]] || 5<sup>th</sup> round || <small>none</small> || Normando Rosas || 12
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|36 || 1<sup>st</sup> in [[V.62 (France)|V.68]] ||  4<sup>th</sup> round  || {{divV}} || Régis Gillot || 12
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|37 || 6<sup>th</sup> in [[IV.60 (France)|IV.60]] || 6<sup>th</sup> round || <small>none</small> || Gabriel Gustavsson || 10 
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|38 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] ||  5<sup>th</sup> round  || [[Image:Goldenboot V.gif]] || Martin Emilsson || 15
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|39 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] || 3<sup>rd</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Régis Gillot || 10
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|40 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] ||  4<sup>th</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Régis Gillot || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|41 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] || 4<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Martin Emilsson || 12
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|42 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] ||  2<sup>nd</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Martin Emilsson || 13
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|43 || 4<sup>th</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] || 4<sup>th</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Régis Gillot || 5
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|44 || 3<sup>rd</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] ||  2<sup>nd</sup> round  || <small>none</small> || Régis Gillot || 10
|- align="center" style="background:#dddddd"
|45 || 8<sup>th</sup> in [[V.165 (France)|V.165]] || 2<sup>nd</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Jimmy Barthe, Tilo Fröhlich || 2
|- align="center" bgcolor=#f9f9f9
|46 || 2<sup>nd</sup> in [[VI.419 (France)|VI.419]] || 3<sup>rd</sup> round ||  <small>none</small>  || Scott Ransley, Wicher Hogerwerf || 5
|-
|}
=== Achievements ===
'''Achievements:''' 17 / 31<br/>
'''Points:''' 292 / 998
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Team
|-
|{{Ach|1|4}} || Climbing the ladder || 12-11-2007 || 40 points
|-
|{{Ach|2}} || I want you || 22-01-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|3}} || Get out of here || 03-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|8}} || Practice makes perfect || 22-12-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|9}} || Play the Lottery || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|11}} || I want you back || 03-06-2010 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|21|5}} || Cup Heroes || 05-07-2006 || 20 points
|-
|{{Ach|23|4}} || All that skill || 12-04-2008 || 30 points
|-
|{{Ach|31|1}} || Cash is king || 21-02-2009 || 35 points
|-
|{{Ach|32|3}} || We’re so loved || 04-12-2006 || 15 points
|-
|{{Ach|33}} || Eternal life || 03-06-2011 || 15 points
|-
|{{Ach|34}} || Investment return || 05-05-2009 || 10 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse; float:left; margin-right:20px"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Matches
|-
|{{Ach|6|10}} || We’re so good || 11-07-2009 || 17 points
|-
|{{Ach|7}} || Friends from abroad || 17-01-2007 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|22|7}} || Star collector || 24-04-2010 || 30 points
|}
{|border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! colspan=4|Manager
|-
|{{Ach|4}} || Stop the press || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|-
|{{Ach|5}} || The world needs to know || 30-11-2006 || 10 points
|}
<br style="clear:both"/>
=== Hall of fame ===
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player55105270.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[Tony Bassène|Tony  Bassène]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2010-06-03
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Secretary
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Great scorer
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June  3, 2011.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 4 | '''Matches:''' 94 | '''Goals:''' 112 | '''Hattrick:''' 9
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=284382234 284382234] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=332002694 332002694]
|}
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player45657752.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[Artur Bouça|Artur  Bouça]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2004-12-29
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Sales Director
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Great rating
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in December 20, 2007.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 10 | '''Matches:''' 139 | '''Goals:''' 43 | '''Hattrick:''' 2
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=62275464 62275464] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=156395288 156395288]
|}
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player18931204.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[François Parmentier|François  Parmentier]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2005-09-14
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Informercial Host
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Faithful to club
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 40 in August 17, 2006.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 3 | '''Matches:''' 2 | '''Goals:''' 13 | '''Hattrick:''' 0
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=13331074 13331074] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=51386860 51386860]
|}
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player27546870.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[David Therkildsen|David  Therkildsen]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2005-01-05
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Hotdog vender
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Member of Honour
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 36 in March 17, 2008.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 11 | '''Matches:''' 133 | '''Goals:''' 35 | '''Hattrick:''' 0
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=97891276 97891276] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=164611698 164611698]
|}
{| class="prettytable" style="width:450px;float:left;"
|-
| rowspan="5" | [[Image:Player240168850.png]]
! colspan="2"| [[César Casa-Nova]]
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''First day with club''' || align="center" |2010-04-26
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Current occupation'''|| align="center" |Unemployed
|-
| style="width:150px" | '''Category'''|| align="center" |Training matches hero 
|-
| colspan="2" style="vertical-align:top;"| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in Novermber 07, 2011.
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Seasons:''' 5 | '''Matches:''' 58 | '''Goals:''' 13 | '''Hattrick:''' 0
|-
| colspan="3" style="vertical-align:top;"| '''Best match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=286123029 286123029] | '''Last match:''' [http://www.hattrick.org/Club/Matches/Match.aspx?matchID=333248008 333248008]
|}
<br style="clear:both"/>
=== Raised in the team ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#b0c4de"
! NAME !! SOLD TO CLUB !! DATE !! PRICE
|-
|[[Louison Chautard]] || {{Flagicon|OCE}}[[Duds off]] || 17-08-2004 || align="right"|1 000 €
|-
|[[António Ramos]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[LA Utd.]] || 02-02-2005 || align="right"|116 000 €
|-
|[[Fabien Buisseret]] || {{Flagicon|SVK}}[[Jack Daniels team of BB]] || 23-02-2005 || align="right"|554 000 €
|-
|[[Maher Talfah]] || {{Flagicon|POR}}[[Vasco P]] || 02-05-2006  || align="right"|16 000 €
|-
|[[Julien Villemin]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[red star Montville]] || 10-05-2006 || align="right"|60 000 €
|-
|[[Christophe Lemerle]] || {{Flagicon|POL}}[[M.U.]] || 30-05-2006 || align="right"|68 401 €
|-
|[[Johan Chauveau]] || {{Flagicon|LAT}}[[FC Spartak 2010]] || 05-07-2006 || align="right"|31 000 €
|-
|[[Yann Toubeau]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[brusselsfr]] || 16-08-2006 || align="right"|4 000 €
|-
|[[Thomas Scheffler]] || {{Flagicon|ROM}}[[F.C. Gogoasa]] || 21-11-2006 || align="right"|153 000 €
|-
|[[Thomas Combret]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[SamenStaanWeSterk]] || 08-05-2007 || align="right"|510 000 €
|-
|[[Cédric Bocquel]] || {{Flagicon|ISR}}[[F.C Arsenal 2007]] || 10-08-2007 || align="right"|132 000 €
|-
|[[Damien Ribier]] || {{Flagicon|AUT}}[[Churchhill United]] || 12-09-2007 || align="right"|102 000 €
|-
|[[Jamel Benalloui]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[les hattrickais]] || 30-11-2007 || align="right"|90 000 €
|-
|[[Anthony Casse]] || {{Flagicon|PER}}[[Los Perros Verdes Club]] || 18-12-2007 || align="right"|51 000 €
|-
|[[Nicolas Pauvert]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[yarmouteam]] || 30-01-2008 || align="right"|6 000 €
|-
|[[Stéphane Saint-Germain]] || {{Flagicon|NOR}}[[Razz Loco]] || 12-02-2008 || align="right"|23 000 €
|-
|[[Thomas Campos]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[volkering united]] || 29-04-2008 || align="right"|80 000 €
|-
|[[Matthieu Marchais]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[pro the one]] || 02-07-2008 || align="right"|113 000 €
|-
|[[Simon Pierlot]] || {{Flagicon|POR}}[[F.C. Dragão]] || 15-07-2008 || align="right"|214 000 €
|-
|[[Olivier Teyssier]] || {{Flagicon|ESP}}[[SPaNiSHTeaM]] || 30-09-2008 || align="right"|355 000 €
|-
|[[Saif Fadhel]] || {{Flagicon|CRO}}[[Zagreb_1]] || 09-12-2008 || align="right"|153 000 €
|-
|[[Tristan Landrieux]] || {{Flagicon|TUR}}[[Dream Team07]] || 23-12-2008 || align="right"|425 123 €
|-
|[[Pierre Binet]] || {{Flagicon|CRO}}[[NK Grancereale]] || 10-03-2009 || align="right"|500 000 €
|-
|[[Nicolas Artis]] || {{Flagicon|TUR}}[[vişnelik spor]] || 24-03-2009 || align="right"|90 001 €
|-
|[[Jérôme Cardon]] || {{Flagicon|ESP}}[[Club Zamorano de Billar]] || 24-06-2009 || align="right"|18 000 €
|-
|[[Romain Vallée]] || {{Flagicon|ISL}}[[CoUnion]] || 22-07-2009 || align="right"|1 304 000 €
|-
|[[Abdourahmane Boukhiss]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[Lilmat]] || 18-08-2009 || align="right"|300 000 €
|-
|[[David Chêne]] || {{Flagicon|TUR}}[[SHOOTER FC 09]] || 10-10-2009 || align="right"|383 000 €
|-
|[[Allan Coadou]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[fc fesso4]] || 02-11-2009 || align="right"|13 000 €
|-
|[[Thomas Pierson]] || {{Flagicon|ESP}}[[*Ju4nM4-Te4m*]] || 03-11-2009 || align="right"|30 000 €
|-
|[[Fabien Noury]] || {{Flagicon|ESP}}[[REVILLA FC]] || 11-11-2009 || align="right"|35 000 €
|-
|[[François Germain]] || {{Flagicon|DAN}}[[Rapstam Rangers]] || 11-12-2009 || align="right"|134 000 €
|-
|[[Cédric Boubet]] || {{Flagicon|POL}}[[KP Milanówek]] || 30-01-2010 || align="right"|705 000 €
|-
|[[Alassane Diamacoune]] || {{Flagicon|POL}}[[ApathyEffect!]] || 02-03-2010 || align="right"|539 000 €
|-
|[[Jérôme Lhommeau]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[fc reallw12]] || 09-03-2010 || align="right"|67 000 €
|-
|[[Claude Jeanmaire]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[Giga Golat]] || 28-04-2010 || align="right"|200 000 €
|-
|[[Abbes Baraket]] || {{Flagicon|GER}}[[Die Unbietbaren]] || 11-05-2010 || align="right"|417 000 €
|-
|[[Cédric Prot]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[WCLC]] || 18-05-2010 || align="right"|2 000 €
|-
|[[David Salles]] || {{Flagicon|SVN}}[[NK Pujski]] || 15-06-2010 || align="right"|51 000 €
|-
|[[Pierre Rodrigues]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[FC Tram's]] || 03-08-2010 || align="right"|500 000 €
|-
|[[Simon Cornet]] || {{Flagicon|BRA}}[[Real M@drid F.C.]] || 10-08-2010 || align="right"|7 500 €
|-
|[[David Furet]] || {{Flagicon|ROM}}[[F.C.MAXX]] || 14-09-2010 || align="right"|19 000 €
|-
|[[Noël Davion]] || {{Flagicon|AUT}}[[FC Branzoll]] || 21-09-2010 || align="right"|1 625 000 €
|-
|[[Aymeric Roudil]] || {{Flagicon|ROM}}[[Ratzustele Salbatice]] || 08-10-2010 || align="right"|50 000 €
|-
|[[Florent Dal]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[Athletic Club Hazparne]] || 02-11-2010 || align="right"|67 000 €
|-
|[[Pierre Lambert]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[Rhazels]] || 23-11-2010 || align="right"|20 000 €
|-
|[[Marc Leloup]] || {{Flagicon|SUI}}[[1.FC RAY]] || 03-05-2011 || align="right"|7 000 €
|-
|[[David Legland]] || {{Flagicon|ITA}}[[A.S. Palestrina1988]] || 19-07-2011 || align="right"|1 000 €
|-
|[[Samuel Delaveau]] || {{Flagicon|NED}}[[De Stedenwijckers]] || 27-07-2011 || align="right"|123 001 €
|-
|[[Pierre-Nicolas Guéry]] || {{Flagicon|SUI}}[[Manchester*FC]] || 06-09-2011 || align="right"|33 000 €
|-
|[[Mickaël Chautard]] || {{Flagicon|FRA}}[[FC Côme]] || 15-09-2011 || align="right"|1 500 €
|-
|[[Jean-Baptiste Champion]] || {{Flagicon|POR}}[[Real Kanayn]] || 20-09-2011 || align="right"|6 000 €
|-
|[[Moncef Gtari]] || {{Flagicon|BEL}}[[Hattori's]] || 27-09-2011 || align="right"|31 000 €
|-
| '''Total players: 53''' || colspan=2 align="right"|'''Total sold:''' || align="right"|'''10 536 526 €'''
|}
=== Flags ===
Currently the club has hosted '''108''' countries on '''128'''<br/>
[[Image:CPAMFlags.png]]
== CHPP ==
[[Image:Chpp_logotype.gif‎|right|link=CHPP]]
The manager of the club [[User:CHPP-teles|CHPP-teles]] is an official [[CHPP (official)|CHPP admin]] since November 2010 and has created some [[CHPP|CHPP]] products:
===<span style="display:none">HTLoto</span>[[Image:htloto-mini.png|link=HTLoto]]===
A free betting system for all Hattrick matches [http://www.htloto.org http://www.htloto.org]  (Follow HTLoto on [http://twitter.com/htloto twitter])
===<span style="display:none">PHT</span>[[Image:pht-mini.png|link=PHT]]===
An opensource php framework to create CHPP products [http://pht.htloto.org http://pht.htloto.org]
== External links ==
*[http://alltid.org/team/176295 CPAM FC @ Alltid.org]
*[http://francestats.fr/show_team.php?teamid=176295 CPAM FC @ FranceStats]
*[http://www.maptrick.org/coolness.php?team=176295#results CPAM FC @ Maptrick.org]
[[category:USA Clubs|LOAF'S LOAFS]]
==Thanks==
This page was originally created by [[User:RUKENT|RUKENT]], thanks for his great work!<br/>
Thanks to [[User:Unknown_Guy | Unknown_Guy]] for his Wiki-CHPP application [http://ht-mess.webdizainers.lv/ HT-Mess]

Revision as of 19:59, 8 November 2011

LOAF'S LOAFS (228010)

The LOAF'S LOAFS Unofficial Logo, featuring its slogan "LONG LIVE THE LOAF," also known simply as "LLTL"
Birthdate 10.08.2010
Country  USA
Region Pennsylvania
Zone North America
Stadium The Bakery
Fan club The Yeast Army (1738 Fans as of 11/8/11)
League VI.54 (USA)
Current Coach Terencjusz "Terrence" Myszko Poland (Since 11-2-11)
Past Coaches George Strange USA (08/10/10 - 12/24/10), Tom Frisch (12/24/10 - 11/2/11)

LOAF'S LOAFS is an American USA soccer club originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area.

The Loaf

How it all went down

LOAF'S LOAFS came about as its founder/creator was attending a Star Trek convention in Lagas Vegas, NV, when it dawned on him that his life had taken a far too drastic turn for the worst. Hattrick then came to him later that night in a dream, as a possible consolidation between his geekish fetishes (pencils going in odd places) and his sports needs, such as regularly gambling and paying callgirls to run a 200m race in the local YMCA pool. The club was thereby founded on August 10th, 2010, as the owner was on the toilet with his laptop contemplating his next move in life.


Current squad

AGE NAT. NAME YOUTH CLUB Since
19 Chile Abraham Marti 4-22-2011
17 USA Austin March USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-26-2011
18 Austria Cary Dobson USALOAF'S LOAFS 6-28-2011
20 Belgium Edgar Engelen 7-16-2011
19 Croatia Filip Dukic 5-29-2011
18 USA Gerard Harman USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-2-2011
19 Italy Guido Avisi 6-1-2011
19 USA Johnny Power USALOAF'S LOAFS 9-26-2011
21 Italy Johnny Visentin 12-5-2010
20 Sweden Jonas Larsson 6-3-2011
35 Sweden Leif Bernerberg 10-26-2011
19 USA Wicher Hogerwerf USALOAF'S LOAFS
18 Finland Aku Mäntylampi ItalyS.S.C. The King Of Limbs
19 England Scott Ransley Norwaycurrahees
20 Hungary Ányos Lövész HungaryFaLabuak C.F.
21 Netherlands Dani Ruijter GermanyPlattfuß Schwenningen
88 France Gerard-Marie Le Gratiet FranceCPAM FC @18931189
89 Netherlands Jacky Heideman NetherlandsBokken FC
90 France Ludovic Durand FranceCPAM FC
92 France Marc Delmas FranceCPAM FC
93 France Dimitri Bécart FranceCPAM FC
94 France Julien Lamothé FranceCPAM FC
95 France David Papet FranceCPAM FC
96 France Guillaume Filin FranceCPAM FC
97 France Richard Reinhart FranceCPAM FC
98 Denmark Klas Appel Andersen SwitzerlandLUtown Lions 08
99 France Thomas Bouchard FranceCPAM FC


Stadium

CPAM FC

16 rue de Lausanne is the arena of CPAM FC. It has a total capacity of 55 000.

  • Total capacity: 55 000
  • Terraces: 31 690
  • Basic seating: 11 952
  • Seats under roof: 10 142
  • Seats in VIP boxes: 1 216





Club History

Season League Coupe de France Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
21 2nd in V.240 2nd round Fabrice Bouquant 16
22 4th in V.240 3rd round Fabrice Bouquant 13
23 3rd in V.240 2nd round none Fabrice Bouquant, Brandon Brookfield 6
24 1st in V.240 5th round Brandon Brookfield 10
25 1st in V.240 6th round Tony Bassène 7
26 3rd in IV.18 2nd round none Brandon Brookfield 10
27 6th in IV.18 5th round none Charles Langford-Young 5
28 2nd in V.167 8th round none Remi Hidien 9
29 2nd in V.167 10th round none Remi Hidien 7
30 2nd in V.167 6th round none Régis Gillot 9
31 2nd in V.167 5th round none Remi Hidien 11
32 2nd in V.167 4th round Normando Rosas 14
33 1st in V.167 7th round Martin Emilsson 23
34 5th in IV.61 5th round none Normando Rosas 10
35 5th in IV.61 5th round none Normando Rosas 12
36 1st in V.68 4th round Régis Gillot 12
37 6th in IV.60 6th round none Gabriel Gustavsson 10
38 2nd in V.165 5th round Martin Emilsson 15
39 2nd in V.165 3rd round none Régis Gillot 10
40 4th in V.165 4th round none Régis Gillot 10
41 3rd in V.165 4th round none Martin Emilsson 12
42 4th in V.165 2nd round none Martin Emilsson 13
43 4th in V.165 4th round none Régis Gillot 5
44 3rd in V.165 2nd round none Régis Gillot 10
45 8th in V.165 2nd round none Jimmy Barthe, Tilo Fröhlich 2
46 2nd in VI.419 3rd round none Scott Ransley, Wicher Hogerwerf 5


Achievements

Achievements: 17 / 31
Points: 292 / 998

Team
Climbing the ladder 12-11-2007 40 points
I want you 22-01-2007 10 points
Get out of here 03-12-2006 10 points
Practice makes perfect 22-12-2006 10 points
Play the Lottery 30-11-2006 10 points
I want you back 03-06-2010 10 points
Cup Heroes 05-07-2006 20 points
All that skill 12-04-2008 30 points
Cash is king 21-02-2009 35 points
We’re so loved 04-12-2006 15 points
Eternal life 03-06-2011 15 points
Investment return 05-05-2009 10 points
Matches
We’re so good 11-07-2009 17 points
Friends from abroad 17-01-2007 10 points
Star collector 24-04-2010 30 points
Manager
Stop the press 30-11-2006 10 points
The world needs to know 30-11-2006 10 points



Hall of fame

Tony Bassène
First day with club 2010-06-03
Current occupation Secretary
Category Great scorer
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June 3, 2011.
Seasons: 4 | Matches: 94 | Goals: 112 | Hattrick: 9
Best match: 284382234 | Last match: 332002694
Artur Bouça
First day with club 2004-12-29
Current occupation Sales Director
Category Great rating
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in December 20, 2007.
Seasons: 10 | Matches: 139 | Goals: 43 | Hattrick: 2
Best match: 62275464 | Last match: 156395288
François Parmentier
First day with club 2005-09-14
Current occupation Informercial Host
Category Faithful to club
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 40 in August 17, 2006.
Seasons: 3 | Matches: 2 | Goals: 13 | Hattrick: 0
Best match: 13331074 | Last match: 51386860
David Therkildsen
First day with club 2005-01-05
Current occupation Hotdog vender
Category Member of Honour
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 36 in March 17, 2008.
Seasons: 11 | Matches: 133 | Goals: 35 | Hattrick: 0
Best match: 97891276 | Last match: 164611698
César Casa-Nova
First day with club 2010-04-26
Current occupation Unemployed
Category Training matches hero
Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in Novermber 07, 2011.
Seasons: 5 | Matches: 58 | Goals: 13 | Hattrick: 0
Best match: 286123029 | Last match: 333248008



Raised in the team

NAME SOLD TO CLUB DATE PRICE
Louison Chautard OceaniaDuds off 17-08-2004 1 000 €
António Ramos NetherlandsLA Utd. 02-02-2005 116 000 €
Fabien Buisseret SlovakiaJack Daniels team of BB 23-02-2005 554 000 €
Maher Talfah PortugalVasco P 02-05-2006 16 000 €
Julien Villemin Francered star Montville 10-05-2006 60 000 €
Christophe Lemerle PolandM.U. 30-05-2006 68 401 €
Johan Chauveau LatviaFC Spartak 2010 05-07-2006 31 000 €
Yann Toubeau Belgiumbrusselsfr 16-08-2006 4 000 €
Thomas Scheffler RomaniaF.C. Gogoasa 21-11-2006 153 000 €
Thomas Combret BelgiumSamenStaanWeSterk 08-05-2007 510 000 €
Cédric Bocquel IsraelF.C Arsenal 2007 10-08-2007 132 000 €
Damien Ribier AustriaChurchhill United 12-09-2007 102 000 €
Jamel Benalloui Franceles hattrickais 30-11-2007 90 000 €
Anthony Casse PeruLos Perros Verdes Club 18-12-2007 51 000 €
Nicolas Pauvert Franceyarmouteam 30-01-2008 6 000 €
Stéphane Saint-Germain NorwayRazz Loco 12-02-2008 23 000 €
Thomas Campos Netherlandsvolkering united 29-04-2008 80 000 €
Matthieu Marchais Belgiumpro the one 02-07-2008 113 000 €
Simon Pierlot PortugalF.C. Dragão 15-07-2008 214 000 €
Olivier Teyssier SpainSPaNiSHTeaM 30-09-2008 355 000 €
Saif Fadhel CroatiaZagreb_1 09-12-2008 153 000 €
Tristan Landrieux TurkeyDream Team07 23-12-2008 425 123 €
Pierre Binet CroatiaNK Grancereale 10-03-2009 500 000 €
Nicolas Artis Turkeyvişnelik spor 24-03-2009 90 001 €
Jérôme Cardon SpainClub Zamorano de Billar 24-06-2009 18 000 €
Romain Vallée IcelandCoUnion 22-07-2009 1 304 000 €
Abdourahmane Boukhiss FranceLilmat 18-08-2009 300 000 €
David Chêne TurkeySHOOTER FC 09 10-10-2009 383 000 €
Allan Coadou Italyfc fesso4 02-11-2009 13 000 €
Thomas Pierson Spain*Ju4nM4-Te4m* 03-11-2009 30 000 €
Fabien Noury SpainREVILLA FC 11-11-2009 35 000 €
François Germain DenmarkRapstam Rangers 11-12-2009 134 000 €
Cédric Boubet PolandKP Milanówek 30-01-2010 705 000 €
Alassane Diamacoune PolandApathyEffect! 02-03-2010 539 000 €
Jérôme Lhommeau Belgiumfc reallw12 09-03-2010 67 000 €
Claude Jeanmaire NetherlandsGiga Golat 28-04-2010 200 000 €
Abbes Baraket GermanyDie Unbietbaren 11-05-2010 417 000 €
Cédric Prot ItalyWCLC 18-05-2010 2 000 €
David Salles SloveniaNK Pujski 15-06-2010 51 000 €
Pierre Rodrigues NetherlandsFC Tram's 03-08-2010 500 000 €
Simon Cornet BrazilReal M@drid F.C. 10-08-2010 7 500 €
David Furet RomaniaF.C.MAXX 14-09-2010 19 000 €
Noël Davion AustriaFC Branzoll 21-09-2010 1 625 000 €
Aymeric Roudil RomaniaRatzustele Salbatice 08-10-2010 50 000 €
Florent Dal FranceAthletic Club Hazparne 02-11-2010 67 000 €
Pierre Lambert ItalyRhazels 23-11-2010 20 000 €
Marc Leloup Switzerland1.FC RAY 03-05-2011 7 000 €
David Legland ItalyA.S. Palestrina1988 19-07-2011 1 000 €
Samuel Delaveau NetherlandsDe Stedenwijckers 27-07-2011 123 001 €
Pierre-Nicolas Guéry SwitzerlandManchester*FC 06-09-2011 33 000 €
Mickaël Chautard FranceFC Côme 15-09-2011 1 500 €
Jean-Baptiste Champion PortugalReal Kanayn 20-09-2011 6 000 €
Moncef Gtari BelgiumHattori's 27-09-2011 31 000 €
Total players: 53 Total sold: 10 536 526 €


Flags

Currently the club has hosted 108 countries on 128


CHPP

The manager of the club CHPP-teles is an official CHPP admin since November 2010 and has created some CHPP products:

HTLoto

A free betting system for all Hattrick matches http://www.htloto.org (Follow HTLoto on twitter)

PHT

An opensource php framework to create CHPP products http://pht.htloto.org


External links


Thanks

This page was originally created by RUKENT, thanks for his great work!
Thanks to Unknown_Guy for his Wiki-CHPP application HT-Mess

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