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|32|| {{Flagicon|SLV}} || [[Miroslav Zerek]] || || 3-10-2011 || Backup Goalkeeper || ''Has children from 4 diff. women'' | |32|| {{Flagicon|SLV}} || [[Miroslav Zerek]] || || 3-10-2011 || Backup Goalkeeper || ''Has children from 4 diff. women'' | ||
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|32|| | |32|| Unknown || [[Niklas Koch]] || || 1-26-2011 || Starting Forward || | ||
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|28|| {{Flagicon|USA}} || [[Orestes Benavides]] || {{Flagicon|USA}}[[LOAF'S LOAFS]] || 8-10-2010 || Reserve Forward || | |28|| {{Flagicon|USA}} || [[Orestes Benavides]] || {{Flagicon|USA}}[[LOAF'S LOAFS]] || 8-10-2010 || Reserve Forward || | ||
Revision as of 20:27, 8 November 2011
 The LOAF'S LOAFS Unofficial Logo, featuring its slogan "LONG LIVE THE LOAF," also known simply as "LLTL" | |
| Birthdate | 10.08.2010 |
| Country |  USA
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| Region | Pennsylvania |
| Zone | North America |
| Stadium | The Bakery |
| Fan club | The Yeast Army (1738 Fans as of 11/8/11) |
| League | VI.54 (USA) |
| Current Coach | Terencjusz "Terrence" Myszko  (Since 11-2-11)
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| Past Coaches | George Strange (08/10/10 - 12/24/10), Tom Frisch (12/24/10 - 11/2/11)
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LOAF'S LOAFS is an American soccer club originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area.
The Loaf
How it all went down
LOAF'S LOAFS came about as its founder/creator was attending a Star Trek convention in Lagas Vegas, NV, when it dawned on him that his life had taken a far too drastic turn for the worst. Hattrick then came to him later that night in a dream, as a possible consolidation between his geekish fetishes (pencils going in odd places) and his sports needs, such as regularly gambling and paying callgirls to run a 200m race in the local YMCA pool. The club was thereby founded on August 10th, 2010, as the owner was on the toilet with his laptop contemplating his next move in life.
Current squad
| AGE | NAT. | NAME | ORIGINS | SINCE | POS. | COMMENTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19 |  |
Abraham Marti | 4-22-2011 | Reserve Defender | ||
| 17 | |
Austin March | LOAF'S LOAFS |
10-26-2011 | Reserve Middy | |
| 18 |  |
Cary Dobson | LOAF'S LOAFS |
6-28-2011 | Backup Middy | The Future. |
| 20 |  |
Edgar Engelen | 7-16-2011 | Starting Central Defender | Father played for Belgian National Team | |
| 19 |  |
Filip Dukic | 5-29-2011 | Reserve Middy | Served 2 years in Croatian Military | |
| 18 | |
Gerard Harman | LOAF'S LOAFS |
10-2-2011 | Reserve Winger | Openly Gay |
| 19 |  |
Guido Avisi | 6-1-2011 | Starting Middy | Acts during the off-season | |
| 19 | |
Johnny Power | LOAF'S LOAFS |
9-26-2011 | Reserve Forward | |
| 21 | |
Johnny Visentin | 12-5-2010 | Starting Middy | Doesn't Speak English | |
| 20 |  |
Jonas Larsson | 6-3-2011 | Starting Winger | Spent a year in jail | |
| 35 | |
Leif Bernerberg | 10-26-2011 | Starting Central Defender | ||
| 19 | |
Luke Doughty | LOAF'S LOAFS |
10-10-2011 | Reserve Wingback | |
| 19 | |
Mikey Balsiger | LOAF'S LOAFS |
3-11-2011 | Starting Middy | Owns his own surf company |
| 32 |  |
Miroslav Zerek | 3-10-2011 | Backup Goalkeeper | Has children from 4 diff. women | |
| 32 | Unknown | Niklas Koch | 1-26-2011 | Starting Forward | ||
| 28 | |
Orestes Benavides | LOAF'S LOAFS |
8-10-2010 | Reserve Forward | |
| 21 |  |
Peer Hansen | 7-13-2011 | Starting Wingback | ||
| 24 |  |
Rafa Aranda | 10-13-2010 | Starting Winger | Lazy Mexican | |
| 39 |  |
Rients Kap | 10-26-2011 | Bench Warmer/Asst. Coach | ||
| 19 | |
Russ Fontaine | 11-6-2011 | Starting Keeper/Savior | Owns a corn farm in Nebraska | |
| 29 |  |
Ryan Urner | 8-27-2010 | Reserve Forward | LL All-Time Leading Scorer | |
| 34 | |
Terencjusz Myszko | 8-18-2010 | Reserve Forward/Coach | Unibrowed Phenom | |
| 33 | |
Thibaud Lucas | 4-2-2011 | Starting Forward | Waffle Machine | |
| 18 | |
Torquato Righini | LOAF'S LOAFS |
8-30-2011 | Reserve Middy | Worthless. |
| 21 | |
William Stewart | LOAF'S LOAFS |
1-3-2011 | Bench Warmer | |
| 36 | |
Vladan Kilibarda | 7-16-2011 | Reserve Central Defender | ||
| 35 |  |
Xurde Cagiga | 7-16-2011 | Reserve Forward | 125 Career Goals |
Stadium
16 rue de Lausanne is the arena of CPAM FC. It has a total capacity of 55 000.
- Total capacity: 55 000
- Terraces: 31 690
- Basic seating: 11 952
- Seats under roof: 10 142
- Seats in VIP boxes: 1 216
Club History
| Season | League | Coupe de France | Trophies | Top goalscorer | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | 2nd in V.240 | 2nd round |  |
Fabrice Bouquant | 16 |
| 22 | 4th in V.240 | 3rd round | |
Fabrice Bouquant | 13 |
| 23 | 3rd in V.240 | 2nd round | none | Fabrice Bouquant, Brandon Brookfield | 6 |
| 24 | 1st in V.240 | 5th round |  |
Brandon Brookfield | 10 |
| 25 | 1st in V.240 | 6th round | |
Tony Bassène | 7 |
| 26 | 3rd in IV.18 | 2nd round | none | Brandon Brookfield | 10 |
| 27 | 6th in IV.18 | 5th round | none | Charles Langford-Young | 5 |
| 28 | 2nd in V.167 | 8th round | none | Remi Hidien | 9 |
| 29 | 2nd in V.167 | 10th round | none | Remi Hidien | 7 |
| 30 | 2nd in V.167 | 6th round | none | Régis Gillot | 9 |
| 31 | 2nd in V.167 | 5th round | none | Remi Hidien | 11 |
| 32 | 2nd in V.167 | 4th round | |
Normando Rosas | 14 |
| 33 | 1st in V.167 | 7th round | |
Martin Emilsson | 23 |
| 34 | 5th in IV.61 | 5th round | none | Normando Rosas | 10 |
| 35 | 5th in IV.61 | 5th round | none | Normando Rosas | 12 |
| 36 | 1st in V.68 | 4th round | |
Régis Gillot | 12 |
| 37 | 6th in IV.60 | 6th round | none | Gabriel Gustavsson | 10 |
| 38 | 2nd in V.165 | 5th round | |
Martin Emilsson | 15 |
| 39 | 2nd in V.165 | 3rd round | none | Régis Gillot | 10 |
| 40 | 4th in V.165 | 4th round | none | Régis Gillot | 10 |
| 41 | 3rd in V.165 | 4th round | none | Martin Emilsson | 12 |
| 42 | 4th in V.165 | 2nd round | none | Martin Emilsson | 13 |
| 43 | 4th in V.165 | 4th round | none | Régis Gillot | 5 |
| 44 | 3rd in V.165 | 2nd round | none | Régis Gillot | 10 |
| 45 | 8th in V.165 | 2nd round | none | Jimmy Barthe, Tilo Fröhlich | 2 |
| 46 | 2nd in VI.419 | 3rd round | none | Scott Ransley, Wicher Hogerwerf | 5 |
Achievements
Achievements: 17 / 31
Points: 292 / 998
| Team | |||
|---|---|---|---|
 |
Climbing the ladder | 12-11-2007 | 40 points |
 |
I want you | 22-01-2007 | 10 points |
 |
Get out of here | 03-12-2006 | 10 points |
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Practice makes perfect | 22-12-2006 | 10 points |
 |
Play the Lottery | 30-11-2006 | 10 points |
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I want you back | 03-06-2010 | 10 points |
 |
Cup Heroes | 05-07-2006 | 20 points |
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All that skill | 12-04-2008 | 30 points |
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Cash is king | 21-02-2009 | 35 points |
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We’re so loved | 04-12-2006 | 15 points |
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Eternal life | 03-06-2011 | 15 points |
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Investment return | 05-05-2009 | 10 points |
| Matches | |||
|---|---|---|---|
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We’re so good | 11-07-2009 | 17 points |
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Friends from abroad | 17-01-2007 | 10 points |
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Star collector | 24-04-2010 | 30 points |
| Manager | |||
|---|---|---|---|
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Stop the press | 30-11-2006 | 10 points |
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The world needs to know | 30-11-2006 | 10 points |
Hall of fame
|
Tony Bassène | |
|---|---|---|
| First day with club | 2010-06-03 | |
| Current occupation | Secretary | |
| Category | Great scorer | |
| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 38 in June 3, 2011. | ||
| Seasons: 4 | Matches: 94 | Goals: 112 | Hattrick: 9 | ||
| Best match: 284382234 | Last match: 332002694 | ||
|
Artur Bouça | |
|---|---|---|
| First day with club | 2004-12-29 | |
| Current occupation | Sales Director | |
| Category | Great rating | |
| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in December 20, 2007. | ||
| Seasons: 10 | Matches: 139 | Goals: 43 | Hattrick: 2 | ||
| Best match: 62275464 | Last match: 156395288 | ||
|
François Parmentier | |
|---|---|---|
| First day with club | 2005-09-14 | |
| Current occupation | Informercial Host | |
| Category | Faithful to club | |
| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 40 in August 17, 2006. | ||
| Seasons: 3 | Matches: 2 | Goals: 13 | Hattrick: 0 | ||
| Best match: 13331074 | Last match: 51386860 | ||
|
David Therkildsen | |
|---|---|---|
| First day with club | 2005-01-05 | |
| Current occupation | Hotdog vender | |
| Category | Member of Honour | |
| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 36 in March 17, 2008. | ||
| Seasons: 11 | Matches: 133 | Goals: 35 | Hattrick: 0 | ||
| Best match: 97891276 | Last match: 164611698 | ||
|
César Casa-Nova | |
|---|---|---|
| First day with club | 2010-04-26 | |
| Current occupation | Unemployed | |
| Category | Training matches hero | |
| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 35 in Novermber 07, 2011. | ||
| Seasons: 5 | Matches: 58 | Goals: 13 | Hattrick: 0 | ||
| Best match: 286123029 | Last match: 333248008 | ||
Raised in the team
Flags
Currently the club has hosted 108 countries on 128
CHPP
The manager of the club CHPP-teles is an official CHPP admin since November 2010 and has created some CHPP products:
A free betting system for all Hattrick matches http://www.htloto.org (Follow HTLoto on twitter)
An opensource php framework to create CHPP products http://pht.htloto.org
External links
Thanks
This page was originally created by RUKENT, thanks for his great work!
Thanks to Unknown_Guy for his Wiki-CHPP application HT-Mess
