FC Moorweide United

FC Moorweide United
club logo created by charlie_planlos
Team Kits
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Characteristics
Day of Foundation:	21.09.2007
Club colours:	Dark Blue & White
Mascot(s):	Leo & Leona
Anthem:	2 Lions On A Shirt
Entrance theme:	7 Nation Army (instrumental) by The White Stripes
Goal song:	Passing Through (ref.) [1] by The Walls
Social data
Country:	Germany
Region (City):	Hamburg [2]
Championship:	IX.564
President:	Vivas T. Pauli
Fanclub:	Ultrà Moorweide
Coaches:	Dirk Kiefersbeck (33) Juan Cousau (34-35) Pete Stanley (36-??)
Stadium

Dammtor-Stadion:	20.500 total
Terraces:	11.950
Basic seating:	4.450
Seats under roof:	3.650
Seats in VIP boxes:	450
Trophy Shelf
Trophies:	League X (40)
Awards:	5x Damjan Momirović 2x Boris Ivanenko

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"Why we are still only in League IX? I'll ask you, why not? There are clubs that hunt for trophies and others that hunt for fame... I don't think there is another club in any country on this low league level better known than our club. Show me another club in these spheres that got so much attention without a booby-logo! See? Who will remember a boring club that may be champion of League V 10 times? We do it with style, with projects like hatsticks or Palmoból we move the people's hearts. That's how our club rolls!" (President Vivas T. Pauli)

History

Season	League	Pos	Pts	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Top scorer	LTS	Ø Attendance
33	X.1783	5th	7	5	2	1	2	10	11	-1	Sören Egestorf: 3		3.120
34	X.1783	3rd	29	14	9	2	3	62	27	+35	Damjan Momirović: 16	x	4.541
35	X.1783	4th	22	14	7	1	6	44	35	+9	Damjan Momirović: 12	x	6.449
36	X.1783	3rd	27	14	8	3	3	51	22	+29	Damjan Momirović: 18	x	9.123
37	X.1783	2nd	34	14	11	1	2	68	20	+50	Damjan Momirović: 22	x	10.671
38	X.1783	3rd	34	14	11	1	2	76	16	+60	Damjan Momirović: 17		12.300
39	X.1783	2nd	33	14	11	0	3	68	10	+58	Damjan Momirović: 24	x	12.817
40	X.1783	1st	42	14	14	0	0	39	1	+38	Boris Ivanenko: 16	x	13.346
41	IX.564	3rd	25	14	7	4	3	27	12	+15	Boris Ivanenko: 9	x	17.300

Club grounds

Dammtor-Stadion

The heart of the club, home of over 20.000 and magnet of the masses, the holy temple of heroes and legends - or in short: A giant pile of bricks and steel. Wait... too unromantic? Oh well. Anyway, the stadium was built overnight by the new self-proclaimed club president Vivas T. Pauli (many say it's merely a pseudonym). He literally showed up one night in the center of the city with a dozen of bulldozers, building cranes and hundreds of Chinese construction workers. Some say he sat on top of the biggest dozer, doing one of those evil world domination laughs, causing masses of people to panic and assume an invasion was about to start. Or at least the attempt of building the largest noodle shop in the world.

After the workers had done their Chinese construction magic, the next day the citizens started to wonder where their public park -the Moorweide- disappeared to. People wanting to play football on the meadow, close by the train station Dammtor near the city center, suddenly stumbled upon this new stadium. Agitated by this selfish action, an angry mob started to form in front of Dammtor-Stadion. The club president took advantage of the situation and recruted many of them for the club's staff by bribing them with free drinks for life in the club lounge. The starter squad was also created this way, they became to be known as the "angry mob eleven" later on.

Lions Lounge

Originally being a cocktail bar, this little tower at Dammtor-Stadion's west end was "renovated" on the big night of the stadium construction to be the new club house. The workers "accidentally" removed all of the old furniture and replaced it with the new blue interior design that was supposed to go into one of the terraces. The president didn't plan this at first but finally went with the idea of the Chinese specialists who changed the first floor into a restaurant/sportsbar and the second/third floor into a lounge while they were at it anyway. The former owners were also bribed with free merchandise for life to continue working for the club and thereby preventing a rather unpleasant lawsuit because of the sudden "takeover". Fortunately the staff has (was forced to) become an irreplacable part of the club culture by now.

The Lions Lounge became the most popular place for 'Bloody Mary' fans in Hamburg during the time of the ht world cup in Greece. It all started with rioting hatsticks addicts throwing tomatoes at the club house, thereby venting their anger for making them wait for delayed hatsticks codes. The staff was completely overwhelmed by the sheer number of thrown vegetables piling up all around the building that they were forced to make use of it. You can always notice a sudden price drop for Bloody Mary's around the time of a world cup...

Current Squad (1/42)

Nr	Pos	Name	Nat	Age	since			Y/R	former club
1	GK	Jan-Thorsten Niedermayer	''	24	10/35	86	-	-	Moorweide U-19
2	WB	Andi Villeroy	''	23	9/37	50	11	4/1	Moorweide U-19
3	WB	Francesco Salvadore	'''	19	10/39	30	2	1/-	Moorweide U-19
4	CD	Johnny Harris	''	26	7/34	95	18	12/-	Erbach Stars
5	CD	Lídio Mouzinho de Albuquerque	''	20	16/38	15	4	1/-	S.C.P 4EVER
14	WB	Murat Durusu	'''	19	14/39	-	-	-	Moorweide U-19
15	WB	Joshua Greenaway	''	19	3/40	-	-	-	ByTAR SPOR
16	CD	Robert Pilsberg	''	18	6/40	-	-	-	Moorweide U-19
17	CD	Till Bleibler	''	19	13/41	-	-	-	Moorweide U-19
19	CD	Salvador Neves	''	18	1/42	-	-	-	Reggae-Tonis
21	CD	Sebastian Wesendonk	''	22	9/38	24	1	1/-	Moorweide U-19
6	IM	Özkan Mahzar	'''	22	7/38	30	9	3/-	Moorweide U-19
7	W	Marco Kotthaus	''	30	2/38	-	-	-	1.FC Kongo Duisburg
8	IM	Daniel Heimendahl	''	22	4/38	45	9	7/-	Moorweide U-19
10	IM	William MacKerlich	''	32	13/34	82	26	1/-	PariSsien
12	IM	Giliano Goethals	''	35	2/38	43	7	8/1	FB Leverkusen
18	W	Thorsten Pförtner	''	22	1/38	34	6	1/-	Moorweide U-19
11	FW	Hernán Rojas	''	29	6/42	-	-	-	Melchester Rovers
13	FW	Jan Seeger	''	23	5/37	13	5	-	Moorweide U-19
				23,6		34	7,2
	C	Pete Stanley	''	57	6/36	-	-	-	-
	AC	Damjan Momirović	''	37	14/33	73	109	7/-	try to play