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  • I-Q(5203016)

Robotic C34 Range

  • Don Helmus C34(6021333)
  • Menno Helmus C34(5541795)
  • Boris Helmus C34(6095814)
  • Quincy Helmus C34(6949575)
  • Nick Helmus C34(5400511)
  • Raymond Helmus C34(6957296)
  • Joep Helmus C34(1705960)

Long Names

  • Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.
  • Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
  • Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
  • Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
  • Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
  • Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
  • Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
  • Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
  • Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

Short Names

  • Oh (28747795)
  • Li (70120821)
  • Co (72235698)
  • Yi (8195188) - fired
  • Ko (57585350)
  • Pi (418236) Youth Squad Scout
  • (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

Other funny names:

  • Adolf Wanker (40371342)
  • Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
  • Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
  • Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
  • Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
  • Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
  • Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
  • Antal Annus (34180879)
  • Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
  • Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
  • Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
  • Beat Loser (31280573)
  • Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
  • Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
  • Ben De Cock (91734537)
  • Ben Dover (40174093)
  • Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
  • Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
  • Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
  • Boubin (124487279)
  • Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
  • Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
  • Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
  • Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
  • Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
  • César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
  • Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
  • Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
  • Cock Bony (36130050)
  • Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
  • Constantin Hell (64768415)
  • Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
  • Dick Burger (20242253)
  • Dick Byrne (80948916)
  • Dick Dick (49705273)
  • Dick Frame (153304718)
  • Dick Hamburger (13188138)
  • Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
  • Dick Small (11238080)
  • Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
  • Dick Toon (75438709)
  • Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
  • Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
  • Ding Dong (41917816)
  • Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
  • Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
  • Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
  • Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
  • Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
  • Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
  • Freddy Krueger (10352435)
  • Flip Funk (47694445)
  • Fokke de Kok (99823092)
  • Fu King-Chou (63742749)
  • Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
  • Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
  • Gang Jang (96832945)
  • Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
  • Gaylord Powers (14420151)
  • Gaylord Curry (114450279)
  • Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)
  • Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
  • General Mosquito (77693077)
  • George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
  • Gerald Gay (44914292)
  • German Bich (152919913)
  • Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
  • Guido De Cock (142522985)
  • Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
  • Harley Davidson (118225541)
  • Harry Ball (57494446)
  • Harry Vagana (121447243)
  • Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
  • Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
  • Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
  • Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
  • He Suk-Suk (54490571)
  • Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
  • Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
  • Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
  • Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
  • Hu Huu (6608630)
  • I-Q (5203016)
  • I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
  • Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
  • Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
  • Irving Fuchs (148426669)
  • Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
  • Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
  • Jean Jean (28997907)
  • Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
  • Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
  • Jerker Taipale (29722533)
  • Jesús (90309422)
  • Jesús Killer (68850295)
  • Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
  • Jesús Mesías (65666388)
  • John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
  • Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
  • John St John (92847956)
  • Joselito Orelha (116297679)
  • Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
  • Kick Asser (110835628)
  • Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
  • King Koch (44244610)
  • Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
  • La La (45601760)
  • Lance Lance (17866979)
  • Lamon Lamon (6668876)
  • Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
  • Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
  • Li Li (6895133)
  • Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
  • Long Bearcock (90645253)
  • Long Wang (45444058)
  • Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
  • Major Dumas (32083923)
  • Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
  • Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
  • Manuel Dick (82149283)
  • Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
  • Mario Wanka (38861900)
  • Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
  • Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in croatian
  • Max Risk (146108927)
  • Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
  • Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
  • Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
  • Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian