Funny names
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Funny things and records about players names based on a trending topic and very popular and active discussions in the forum.
Shorter names
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick:
- 0 characters
- (164809796) - no name at first, then he was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later (sold for 1,145,000 US$).
- 2 characters
- (149889718) Ye
- (72235698) Co
- (70120821) Li
- (57585350) Ko
- (28747795) Oh
- (8195188) Yi
- (418236) Pi - Youth Squad Scout.
- 3 characters
- Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson.
- I-Q (5203016)
- 4 characters
- 5 characters (including space)
- (112897227) Ha Ha - A real clown.
- (45601760) La La
- (6895133) Li Li
- (125868285) Li On - big cat of the jungle.
Longer Names
Players with the longest name:
- 56 characters
- (245094299) Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - the Argentine one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.
- 55 characters
- (171982397) Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - part of the same series of Peckelsheim family, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
- (247874540) Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg - Another Argentine and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurg family.
- 54 characters
- 53 characters
- (203699395) Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - Part of a great footballing family.
- (90041237) Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - He had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
- (192715137) Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg - Young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
- (228271433) Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - The Swiss second cousin of the family.
- 52 characters
- (291747598) Anton-Johann Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - Sub keeper for the Caherlistrane Minors.
- (47643024) Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
- (210632560) Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg
- 51 characters
- (17388545) Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick.He was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
- 50 characters
- (124522504) Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg
- (50978151) Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg
- 49 characters
- (28651109) Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten
- (440227716) Calvin-Alexander Behrenreiter-Prziemski Scharnitz
- 48 characters
- 46 characters
- 41 characters
- (72781238) Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen - At the time, the longest name for a YA player.
- 36 characters
- (437274853) Cedric Michael Mondry von Dombrowski - World Champion with Italian NT.
- 35 characters
- (1235673) Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan - 35 longest first name.
- (470763227) Boniface Randrianasolonomenjanahar - 35 longest single last name.
Robotic +C34 Range
Clone players created due to an error mainly between October and November 2002:
- (6957296) Raymond Helmus+C34
- (6949575) Quincy 'Cyborg' Helmus+C34
- (6021333) Don Helmus+C34
- (6095814) Boris Helmus+C34
- (5541795) Menno Helmus+C34
- (5400511) Nick Helmus+C34
- (1705960) Joep Helmus+C34
Nicknames
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Before Hattrick Gears, nicknames were very rare:
- (125311786) Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson
- (80262088) Andreas 'Penis' Palmström
- (1530718) Brian "75D" Madsen
- (92378997) Gavin Dorsett, III - A king playing football?
- (183408201) Vannak 'veni vidi vici' Vong
Double names
First name identical to surname:
- (398266901) Amar Amar
- (358806986) Amaro Amaro
- (316461694) Aram Aram
- (256636870) Bar Bar
- (347229242) Barak Barak
- (57984141) Boe Boe - Also Dutch sounds of a cow
- (168763999) Bonifácio Bonifácio
- (304258443) Boris Boris
- (248194287) Camilo Camilo
- (194894295) Can Can - The can-can achieved popularity in music halls in 1800s
- (102788831) Candido Candido
- (362216313) Cansever Cansever
- (49705273) Dick Dick
- (57141228) Franco Franco
- (300305996) Giuliano Giuliano
- (28997907) Jean Jean
- (6142192) Jean Jean-Jean
- (92847956) John St John
- (17866979) Lance Lance
- (441446338) Leo Leo
- (308595928) Leon Leon
- (372691442) Leonard Leonard
- (401747196) Leone Leone
- (368246518) Leonel Leonel
- (405387832) Leonte Leonte
- (110185114) Luca Luca
- (395218176) Pepe Pepe
- (462317902) Pepe 'Pepe' Pepe
- (288942397) Pol Pol
- (320323279) Polat Polat
- (471661479) Roberto Roberto
- (208984792) Sezer Sezer
- (181963588) Shaked Shaked - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
- (25873027) Stefan Steffen-Steffen
- (29558793) Tudor Tudor
- (105404392) Turk Turk
- (176235879) Van Van
Crazy names
- (215170948) Aard Appel - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato".
- (89588778) Alco Hol - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick.
- (154564544) Aladdin Muslim
- (364709355) Amaro Montenegro - Italian herbal liquor.
- (269313113) Anakin Skywalker - Unfortunately he doesn't play for The Darker Side
- (230345668) Arch Soldier - Field-tested.
- (209236944) Barış Savaş - Turkish for "peace war".
- (10937734) Basile Bastard - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain.
- (31280573) Beat Loser
- (35584615) Bebeto Canibal - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
- (40174093) Ben Dover
- (237703538) Black Race - Part of an antiquated worldview.
- (442268531) Bon-Joon Bing
- (27631586) Boy Panda - Endangered species
- (208135674) Brad Jolie - It's his decision...
- (260537497) Bruno Biondo - Brown and Blond hair in Italian
- (106155776) Bruno Viola - Brown and Violet hair in Italian
- (394047255) Bruno Orso - Italian for Brown Bear
- (217536255) Camp Butcher
- (82519327) Can Do - that's the spirit!
- (234311932) Cannon Smith- It's handcraft.
- (930259) Chr. d. VI - King of Denmark
- (36130050) Cock Bony
- (148413556) Cockatoo Sailor- Cock Sailor to his friends
- (143774832) Cockatoo Biggerstaff - He has a bigger staff.
- (323671165) Constant Wakker - "Wakker" is Dutch for "Awake".
- (217714350) Crystal Chafer
- (217716880) Crystal Darling
- (248081351) Delfino Curioso -a dolphin "acting" in a famous advertisement in Italy
- (41917816) Ding Dong
- (72968753) Elano de la Morena - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
- (285053312) Ernst Lustig - German for "Serious funny"
- (47694445) Flip Funk
- (214260129) Friedensreich Krieger - German for "peaceful warrior"
- (230347092) Frost Cannon
- (63742749) Fu King-Chou
- (146448037) Gal X. Narkis - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
- (96832945) Gang Jang
- (47012999) Garip Buğday - Turkish for "strange wheat"
- (77693077) General Mosquito
- (154784020) Gerçek Adam - Turkish for "real man"
- (145274412) George Bushaway - Bush (go) away!
- (152919913) German Bich
- (201046146) Germán Pascagaza - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
- (39982988) Gordo Cabeção - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
- (36541544) Gustavo Sanguedolce - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
- (206797144) Gün Aydın - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
- (118225541) Harley Davidson
- (214766410) Hayati Top - Turkish for "vital ball"
- (115017524) Hein Eken - Famous Dutch beer brand
- (54486058) Hong Kong-Beng
- (6608630) Hu Huu
- (360326815) Hung Small
- (120804711) I Made Meka
- (209705810) I Made Ronaldo
- (25066021) İmdat Arı - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
- (48706961) Jack Aas
- (242438815) Jack Asser
- (260684284) Jak Jabberwock
- (29722533) Jerker Taipale
- (308985896) Karl Frauenschläger - German for "Karl Womenbeater"
- (110835628) Kick Asser
- (139840581) Khoa La - Another player to the animal team
- (44244610) King Koch
- (32118434) Koen Aben - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
- (75489114) Kurt Batman - a renowned hero in his team
- (140390951) Laust Mønster - Lost Monster, can we sleep?
- (90645253) Long Bearcock
- (45444058) Long Wang
- (208060782) Major Beavers
- (315289494) Major Teucher
- (282921257) Man Hunter
- (206560946) Manny Doerner-Turk - Doener is a turkish food.
- (230897494) Manor Talker - Went into real estate negotiations?
- (139345236) Marcin Moczygęba Polish for "moisten mouth"
- (38861900) Mario Wanka
- (145626366) Markus Knusperhäuschen - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
- (120680860) Mate Matika - "Matematika" is math in Italian, Slovak, Czech and Croatian
- (25531774) Mats Engin - Often blamed for strange match results
- (287358208) Max Bass
- (146108927) Max Risk
- (57510084) Max Turbo - Quick specialty?
- (201274815) Memnun Kaleci - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
- (31976236) Neema Babla - It means "There is no money" in Ukrainian & Russian slang
- (83458457) Nick De Bhal - "Nick the ball", ironically he's a goalkeeper.
- (11054466) Otto Matic
- (275169872) Ova Dunn - "Over done"
- (316187617) Ovidiu Zima - "Over due Zima" (Zima = an alcoholic drink)
- (37810882) Palle Due - Italian for "two balls"
- (120960658) Peer Citroen - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
- (178712185) Raivo Kala - Finnish for "crazy fish".
- (29362136) Randy Hamster
- (286267785) Renaud Peugeot - Just sounds like two famous car brands
- (110025181) Sacco Weah - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
- (77463344) Salah Alami - "Salami"
- (200951456) Satılmış Armağan - Turkish for "sold present"
- (17539796) Shakes Minge - "Minge" is Romanian for "balls"
- (128504566) Solmaz Gül - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
- (229929085) Squid Commander - This has always been my dream job.
- (128413558) Squid Day - Thank you!
- (40156904) Stanley Duvuduvukulu
- (259744115) Steven Juggernaut - Don't make him angry
- (236123644) Stoner Fist
- (130376649) Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie - Mongol Uls U-20 international "keeper"
- (279246957) Tante Miranda - Dutch for "aunt Miranda"
- (145290794) Toby Assman - What is he trying to defend?
- (39096473) Toon de Liefde - Dutch for "show the love"
- (101467049) Tor Jæger - German for "goalhunter"
- (16785734) Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
- (50368918) Uros Orava - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
- (241856370) Urpo Makkara - Finnish for "Dumbass sausage"
- (90029672) Wiet Tabak - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
- (241047359) Wil Free
- (164098185) Will Do - Time to time
- (56205506) Will Playfair - Not booked very often by the referee
- (98299231) Willi De Cock
- (21908206) You Yo-Yo
- (109218491) Yvon Parr - should be a golfer, not a football player
- (31565424) Zac Patat - Dutch for "bag of chips"
- Misspelling of "Brian"'s series
- (56092866) Brain Baker
- (49105936) Brain Beam
- (262647557) Brain Bloom
- (160071755) Brain Buckler
- (259730296) Brain Bull
- (271370627) Brain Capper
- (165370703) Brain Carbon
- (244095515) Brain Court
- (153141173) Brain Day
- (205513434) Brain Goblet
- (262375982) Brain Painter
- (157359467) Brain Slater
- (244926836) Brain Smith
- The "Richard"'s series - Beware!
- (268516499) Dick Armour
- (257318060) Dick Beaver
- (70296417) Dick Bender
- (249907580) Dick Bill
- (215846024) Dick Blind
- (64040263) Dick Blunt
- (235776569) Dick Bolt
- (262665542) Dick Boom
- (44986907) Dick Boot - Required by a walking one.
- (20242253) Dick Burger
- (188458580) Dick Burns
- (267251625) Dick Butler
- (120780221) Dick Cleaver
- (179582886) Dick Cumming - !!!
- (252859774) Dick Dancer
- (185134768) Dick de Cock
- (153304718) Dick Frame
- (177222295) Dick Gay
- (13188138) Dick Hamburger
- (109983484) Dick Harder
- (354909020) Dick Marks
- (180036705) Dick Sellers - They have a stall at the weekly market.
- (11238080) Dick Small
- (15008633) Dick Surgeon
- (82149283) Manuel Dick