User:Dnbrt
 | |
| Managed by dnbrt | |
| Club information | |
| Location | Antwerpen,  Belgium |
| Arena | KFC Tielen Arena |
| Fan Club | Egmont de duif en zijn luchtbombardementen |
dnbrt is a Belgian manager and owner of the team KFC Tielen. His nickname is written without a capital letter since he is allergic to them. His real name is Bart, and the 5 letters in his nickname stand for 'den bart', but without vowels. As a child, dnbrt was once attacked by a horde of wild vowels, and since then he has developed a panic fear for vowels in his nicknames.
everyone is free to edit this page and add things, but is kindly asked not to delete anything.
Federations
- dnbrt is the oldest Proud Member of Power To The People (PTTP) since 23-12-2003. He has been fedchecker in the early days and he has also organised the pttp prono for one season, and for a second season together with the infamous Limburg manager Reesing. He has tried many times to become PTTP's de grootste komiek organised by the infamous manager Yoogie, but has never succeeded.
- dnbrt is Roger Daltrey in the Pink Floyd Federation (PFF) since 13-04-2005.
- dnbrt is Leader of opposition in The Federation of Extraordinary Gentlemen (FEG) since 22-05-2005. He has been minister of foreign affairs for one season and is now leader of the opposition. His slaves (members) of the opposition are prithender, Narcotica and GM-Rokavo.
Update by Narcotica: dnbrt is just volk right now while his 'slave' Narcotica is the minister-president of this big and great federation. Eat my shirt dnbrt, moehahahaha.
Update by Grungir: dnbrt is indeed no longer oppositieleider, but just volk. Narcotica however is also no longer minister-president but just as low as dnbrt, volk thus.
- dnbrt is a 2003 Ancien of Ancienne Belgique (AB) since 03-08-2006. This is the federation with all the Belgian managers of the older generation.
Actions
dnbrt has been doing some very silly actions all his time as hattrick manager. This list includes:
- Trying to spam GM-CableGuy's guestbook
- Trying to make some users believe that ghost topics exist (They do!)
- Trying to get elected as National Coach of Belgium (200 votes)
- Making silly press announcements
- Making silly logo's
- Makes other users believe that they transferlisted a player.
Actions in Enemy Terrytory :
- teamkilling his teammembers
- killed 5 members of his own team with a nade. ( its deadly )
- talks more than something else
- Trying to be as good as his idol Sprayzor
National Coach
dnbrt once almost became National Coach of Belgium. These were the election outcomes:
1. MOD-optimax 1489 stemmen
2. HT-Sarah 284 stemmen
3. GM-jochie 257 stemmen
4. OBF-emielzatopek 202 stemmen
5. dnbrt 200 stemmen
6. ebbeke 87 stemmen
7. Sasss 85 stemmen (Afgewezen)
8. echec-et-mat 79 stemmen
9. mikamic 45 stemmen
10. Speedy7 40 stemmen (Afgewezen)
11. BC23-Mr_CeeKay 27 stemmen
12. Xanderdeli 18 stemmen (Afgewezen)
13. Ref-Alen 18 stemmen
14. Ajoin-Sonata 15 stemmen
Elections U-20-coach België 11-12-2006 om 07:00
1. Brujas 1280 stemmen
2. Ghismo89 369 stemmen
3. LD-Maauwke 348 stemmen
4. Stienes-LMBF 117 stemmen
5. optimax 108 stemmen
6. BC23-FORFAIT 90 stemmen
7. dnbrt 86 stemmen
8. yaronneke 77 stemmen
9. Yoogie 39 stemmen
10. Zakelijk 37 stemmen
dnbrt's signature
dnbrt's signature is very famous: a lot of people practice the sport of trying to get in it some way or another, but the selecting methods are held and kept very secret by dnbrt. There somehow are some indications that if you make an ass of yourself, the chances are bigger to get in it.
The list of people that have gotten into dnbrt's signature, since 8 november 2006, are:
- Baahl (zoals dnbrt zegt dus (Baahl, man die zijn wereld kent))
- Kaynec (Ik ga eens zuchten. Zucht. (Kaynec, zuchter))
- Ambi1 (wat is dichter bij fruit? Schimmel of iets dat tegen 60km/h op 4 wielen voorbijschiet? (Ambi1, filosoof over belangrijke levensvragen))
- Sasss (Oh ja, ik sta te springen om naar Lokeren te rijden om in dreetjens garage naakt te gaan rondkruipen met een paar hitsige tieners! (Sasss, maniak))
- RennyVdb (Qodan is een noob! Een noob zeg ik u! Dat is een tikkende tijdbom! TIKKENDE TIJDBOM!)
- GM-CableGuy (Yep, wij hanteren het spreekwoord: Beter het laten varen van tien principes, dan één boze dnbrt.)
Update 12 december 2007, list of users who agree with me:
- eigenlijk ebt ge wel gelijk (gigi04)
- Slim , slimmer , dnbrt (Mod-Timmeke)
- vergeleken worden met mijn goede vriend dnbrt, 't kan enkel maar een éér zijn!" (JoFramboos)
- Wete dnbrt: ge hebt meer dan gelijk ... (wimpiethereal)
- dnbrt heeft wel ergens gelijk... (Narcotica)
- dnbrt heeft volledig gelijk" (prithender)
- Yep, wij hanteren het spreekwoord: Beter het laten varen van tien principes, dan één boze dnbrt.(GM-CableGuy)
- Prithender altijd gelijk? Me grootje (dreetjen)
