Funny names

Weird Names

I-Q (5203016)

A weird name for a player!

Long Names

Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545)

The longest player name in hattrick. But now was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109)

Another longest player name.

Short Names

• Oh (28747795)
• Li (70120821)
• Co (72235698)
• Yi (8195188)

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.

Other funny names:

• Alco Hol (89588778)
• Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
• Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
• Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
• Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese means "NICE F**K"
• Ben Dover (40174093)
• Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
• Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
• Dick Small (11238080)
• Dick Surgeon (15008633)
• Ding Dong (41917816)
• Elano de la Morena (72968753) - spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
• Freddy Krueger (10352435) -
• Garip Bugday (47012999) - turkish for "strange wheat"
• General Mosquito (77693077)
• Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
• Harry Ball (57494446)
• Hasse Gott (28162320) - german for "I hate God"
• Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
• Horst Puta (38213146) - puta in spanish means bitch
• Hu Huu (6608630)
• I Made Yosafat (48614148)
• I-Q (5203016)
• Jean Jean (28997907)
• Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
• Jesús Killer (68850295)
• Jesús Mesías (65666388)
• Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
• King Koch (44244610)
• Koen Aben (32118434) - danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
• La La (45601760)
• Li Li (6895133)
• Long Bearcock (90645253)
• Long Wang (45444058)
• Manuel Dick (82149283)
• Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
• Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money"
• Otto Matic (11054466)
• Palle Due (37810882) - italian for "two balls"
• Pu Si (6656589)
• Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
• Randy Hamster (29362136)
• Rens Kosten (8928614) - danish for "clean the broom"
• She He (27100093)
• She Suk-ho (4640284)
• Toon de Liefde (39096473) - dutch for "show the love"
• Walter Wanker (25839246)
• Wibe De Cock (49482992)
• Wiet Tabak (90029672)
• Will Playfair (56205506)
• Willi De Cock (98299231)
• You Yo-Yo (21908206)
• Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players