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== Other funny names == | == Other funny names == | ||
* Aard Appel {{playerid|215170948}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato" | * Aard Appel {{playerid|215170948}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato" | ||
* | * Alain Mangiaratti {{playerid|206804636}} - Italian for Alain "eats rats" | ||
* Alan Mangiacavalli {{playerid|407445773}} - Italian for Alan "eats horses" | |||
* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick - fired | * Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick - fired | ||
* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}} - fired | * Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}} - fired | ||
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* Li On {{playerid|125868285}} - big cat of the jungle - fired | * Li On {{playerid|125868285}} - big cat of the jungle - fired | ||
* Long Bearcock {{playerid|90645253}} - fired | * Long Bearcock {{playerid|90645253}} - fired | ||
* Long Wang {{playerid|45444058}} - fired | * Long Wang {{playerid|45444058}} - fired | ||
* Luca Luca {{playerid|110185114}} - fired | |||
* Major Beavers {{playerid|208060782}} - fired | * Major Beavers {{playerid|208060782}} - fired | ||
* Major Dumas {{playerid|32083923}} - fired | * Major Dumas {{playerid|32083923}} - fired | ||
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* Ova Dunn {{playerid|275169872}} - fired | * Ova Dunn {{playerid|275169872}} - fired | ||
* Ovidiu Zima {{playerid|316187617}} - Zima = an alcoholic drink. (Over due Zima) | * Ovidiu Zima {{playerid|316187617}} - Zima = an alcoholic drink. (Over due Zima) | ||
* Pablo Fabian Mangiaterra {{playerid|110242528}} - Italian for Pablo Fabian "eats soil" | |||
* Palle Due {{playerid|37810882}} - Italian for "two balls" - fired | * Palle Due {{playerid|37810882}} - Italian for "two balls" - fired | ||
* Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon - fired | * Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon - fired | ||
* Pepe Pepe {{playerid|395218176}} | |||
* Pete Archmaster {{playerid|229768897}} - fired | * Pete Archmaster {{playerid|229768897}} - fired | ||
* Raivo Kala {{playerid|178712185}} - Finnish for "crazy fish". - fired | * Raivo Kala {{playerid|178712185}} - Finnish for "crazy fish". - fired | ||
Revision as of 20:44, 27 February 2020
Short Names
- Oh (28747795) - fired
- Li (70120821) - fired
- Co (72235698) - fired
- Yi (8195188) - fired
- Ko (57585350) - fired
- Ye (149889718)
- Pi (418236) Youth Squad Scout, now fired
- (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000. He was fired.
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
Long Names
- Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (245094299) - 56 characters, the argentinian one who came to beat the reigning champion Martin Christof.
- Joachim Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (247874540) - 55 characters, also argentinian and the longest one of the Waldeck-Limpurgs. - fired
- Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (171982397) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, had the longest known player name in Hattrick for a long time.
- Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (103391259) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID. - fired
- Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (203699395) - 53 characters, another Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - fired
- Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time. - fired
- Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (192715137) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
- Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (228271433) - 53 characters, the swiss second cousin of the family
- Anton-Johann Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (291747598) - 52 characters, newly acquired sub keeper for the Caherlistrane Minors. Part of a great footballing family.
- Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother. - fired
- Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (210632560) - 52 characters - fired
- Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over. - fired
- Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
- Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
- Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters - fired
- Robert-Jan Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (354752235) - 48 characters - fired
- Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters - fired
- Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim - 45 characters
- Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters - fired
- Bartholdus Fürst von Bismarck-Schönhausen (72781238) - 41 characters, At the moment the longest name for a YA player - fired
- Florian Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (260900727) - 40 characters
- Konrad Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen (332732154) - 38 characters - fired
- Boris Freiherr zu Inn- und Knyphausen (30849116) - 37 characters
- Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler (127391278) - 37 characters - fired
- Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name. - fired
- Sebastião Francisco Fernandes Basto (266572336) - 35 characters. - fired
- Laurenz Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (326988048) - 35 characters.
- Sylvain de Dieudonné de Corbeek over Loo (286195132) - 34 characters, active as August 2010 - fired
- Fernando Adrián de Paullo Waldfogiel - 32 characters.
- Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg (22757384) - 32 characters.
- Joaquín Lafuente Manso de Zuñiga (234113129) - 32 characters. - fired
Robotic +C34 Range
- Don Helmus+C34 (6021333) - fired
- Menno Helmus+C34 (5541795) - fired
- Boris Helmus+C34 (6095814)
- Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575)
- Nick Helmus+C34 (5400511)
- Raymond Helmus+C34 (6957296)
- Joep Helmus+C34 (1705960) - fired
Other funny names
- Aard Appel (215170948) - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato"
- Alain Mangiaratti (206804636) - Italian for Alain "eats rats"
- Alan Mangiacavalli (407445773) - Italian for Alan "eats horses"
- Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick - fired
- Aladdin Muslim (154564544) - fired
- Anakin Skywalker (269313113)
- Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786) - fired
- Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088) - fired
- Arch Soldier (230345668) - Field-tested. - fired
- Barış Savaş (209236944) - Turkish for "peace war" - fired
- Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain - fired
- Beat Loser (31280573) - fired
- Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal" - fired
- Ben Dover (40174093)
- Black Race (237703538) - Part of an antiquated worldview.
- Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson - fired
- Boe Boe (57984141) - Dutch sounds of a cow - fired
- Bon-Joon Bing (442268531)
- Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species - fired
- Brad Jolie (208135674) - It's his decision... - fired
- Brain Baker (56092866) - fired
- Brain Beam (49105936) - fired
- Brain Bloom (262647557)
- Brain Buckler (160071755)
- Brain Bull (259730296) - fired
- Brain Capper (271370627) - fired
- Brain Carbon (165370703) - fired
- Brain Court (244095515) - fired
- Brain Day (153141173) - fired
- Brain Goblet (205513434) - fired
- Brain Painter (262375982) - fired
- Brain Slater (157359467)
- Brain Smith (244926836) - fired
- Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - fired
- Bruno Biondo (260537497) - Brown and Blond hair in Italian
- Bruno Viola (106155776) - Brown and Violet hair in Italian - fired
- Camilo Camilo (248194287)
- Camp Butcher (217536255) - fired
- Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit! - fired
- Cannon Smith (234311932)- It's handcraft. - fired
- Chr. d. VI (930259) - King of Denmark - fired
- Cock Bony (36130050) - fired
- Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
- Cockatoo Biggerstaff (143774832) - He has a bigger staff.
- Constant Wakker (323671165) - "Wakker" is Dutch for "Awake".
- Crystal Chafer (217714350)
- Crystal Darling (217716880)
- Delfino Curioso (248081351) - is the dolphin of a famous advertisement in Italy [1]
- Dick Marks (354909020)
- Dick Armour (268516499) - fired
- Dick Beaver (257318060) - Beware! - fired
- Dick Bender (70296417)
- Dick Bill (249907580)
- Dick Blind (215846024) - fired
- Dick Blunt (64040263) - fired
- Dick Bolt (235776569)
- Dick Boom (262665542)
- Dick Boot (44986907) - Required by a walking one. - fired
- Dick Burger (20242253)
- Dick Burns (188458580)
- Dick Butler (267251625) - fired
- Dick Cleaver (120780221) - fired
- Dick Cumming (179582886)
- Dick Dancer (252859774) - fired
- Dick de Cock (185134768) - fired
- Dick Dick (49705273) - fired
- Dick Frame (153304718) - fired
- Dick Gay (177222295)
- Dick Hamburger (13188138) - fired
- Dick Harder (109983484) - fired
- Dick Sellers (180036705) - They have a stall at the weekly market. - fired
- Dick Small (11238080) - fired
- Dick Surgeon (15008633) - fired
- Ding Dong (41917816)
- Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl" - fired
- Ernst Lustig (285053312) - German for "Serious funny" - fired
- Flip Funk (47694445)
- Franco Franco (57141228)
- Frank French (413969331)
- Friedensreich Krieger (214260129) - German for "peaceful warrior" - fired
- Frost Cannon (230347092) - fired
- Fu King-Chou (63742749) - fired
- Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie" - fired
- Gang Jang (96832945) - fired
- Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king? - fired
- Garip Buğday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat" - fired
- General Mosquito (77693077) - fired
- Gerçek Adam (154784020) - Turkish for "real man"
- George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away! - fired
- German Bich (152919913) - fired
- Germán Pascagaza (201046146) - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish - fired
- Giuliano Giuliano (300305996)
- Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man" - fired
- Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood" - fired
- Gün Aydın (206797144) - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish - fired
- Ha Ha (112897227) - A true clown.
- Harley Davidson (118225541) - fired
- Hayati Top (214766410) - Turkish for "vital ball" - fired
- Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked" - fired
- Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand - fired
- Holger Heim-Vorteil (230234798) - "Heimvorteil" is German for "home field advantage" - fired
- Hong Kong-Beng (54486058) - fired
- Hu Huu (6608630) - fired
- Hung Small (360326815) - fired
- I-Q (5203016) - fired
- I Made Meka (120804711) - fired
- I Made Ronaldo (209705810)
- İmdat Arı (25066021) - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!" - fired
- Jack Aas (48706961)
- Jack Asser (242438815) - fired
- Jak Jabberwock (260684284)
- Jean Jean (28997907) - fired
- Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
- Jerker Taipale (29722533)
- John St John (92847956) - fired
- Joselito Orelha (116297679) - fired
- Karl (72252405) - fired
- Karl Frauenschläger (308985896) - German for "Karl Womenbeater" - fired
- Kick Asser (110835628) - fired
- Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team - fired
- King Koch (44244610) - fired
- Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey" - fired
- Kurt Batman (75489114) - a renowned hero in his team
- La La (45601760) - fired
- Lance Lance (17866979) - fired
- Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well? - fired
- Li Li (6895133) - fired
- Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle - fired
- Long Bearcock (90645253) - fired
- Long Wang (45444058) - fired
- Luca Luca (110185114) - fired
- Major Beavers (208060782) - fired
- Major Dumas (32083923) - fired
- Major Teucher (315289494)
- Man Hunter (282921257) - fired
- Manny Doerner-Turk (206560946) - Doener is a turkish food. - fired
- Manor Talker (230897494) - Went into real estate negotiations?
- Manuel Dick (82149283) - fired
- Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth" - fired
- Mario Wanka (38861900) - fired
- Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel) - fired
- Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian - fired
- Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
- Max Bass (287358208) - fired
- Max Risk (146108927) - fired
- Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty? - fired
- Mehmet Özgür Dağcı (214193841) - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish - fired
- Memnun Kaleci (201274815) - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper" - fired
- Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money" - fired
- Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
- Otto Matic (11054466) - fired
- Ova Dunn (275169872) - fired
- Ovidiu Zima (316187617) - Zima = an alcoholic drink. (Over due Zima)
- Pablo Fabian Mangiaterra (110242528) - Italian for Pablo Fabian "eats soil"
- Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls" - fired
- Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon - fired
- Pepe Pepe (395218176)
- Pete Archmaster (229768897) - fired
- Raivo Kala (178712185) - Finnish for "crazy fish". - fired
- Randy Hamster (29362136)
- Renaud Peugeot (286267785) - Just sounds like two famous car brands - fired
- Riny (72237234) - fired
- Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese - fired
- Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot" - fired
- Salah Alami (77463344).
- Satılmış Armağan (200951456) - Turkish for "sold present" - fired
- Sezer Sezer (208984792) - fired
- Shaked Shaked (181963588) - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
- Shakes Minge (17539796) - fired
- Solmaz Gül (128504566) - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither" - fired
- Squid Commander (229929085) - This has always been my dream job.
- Squid Day (128413558) - fired
- Stanley Duvuduvukulu (40156904) - fired
- Stefan Steffen-Steffen (25873027) - fired
- Steven Juggernaut (259744115) - fired
- Stoner Fist (236123644)
- Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international "keeper"
- Tante Miranda (279246957) - Dutch for "aunt Miranda"
- Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
- Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love" - fired
- Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
- Tudor Tudor (29558793) - fired
- Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee" - fired
- Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
- Urpo Makkara (241856370) - Finnish for "Dumbass sausage" - fired
- Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco" - fired
- Will Do (164098185) - fired
- Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee - fired
- Willi De Cock (98299231) - fired
- You Yo-Yo (21908206) - fired
- Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player - fired
- Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips" - fired