Funny names

Weird Names

I-Q (5203016)

A weird name for a player!

Long Names

Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters

At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters

Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.

Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters

Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.

Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters

Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters

Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters

Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters

Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters

Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters

Longest first name.

Short Names

• Oh (28747795)
• Li (70120821)
• Co (72235698)
• Yi (8195188) - fired
• Ko (57585350)

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.

Other funny names:

• Adolf Wanker (40371342)
• Alco Hol (89588778)
• Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
• Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
• Antal Annus (34180879)
• Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
• Basile Bastard (10937734) - member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
• Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
• Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
• Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
• Ben De Cock (91734537)
• Ben Dover (40174093)
• Benito Camelo (133344924) - Say his name in Spanish!!!
• Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
• Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
• Boubin (124487279)
• Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
• Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
• Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
• Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
• Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
• César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
• Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
• Constantin Hell (64768415)
• Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
• Dick Dick (49705273)
• Dick Small (11238080)
• Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
• Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
• Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
• Ding Dong (41917816)
• Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
• Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
• Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
• Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
• Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
• Freddy Krueger (10352435)
• Flip Funk (47694445)
• Fu King-Chou (63742749)
• Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
• Gang Jang (96832945)
• Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
• Gaylord Powers (14420151)
• Gaylord Curry (114450279)
• Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
• General Mosquito (77693077)
• Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
• Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
• Harley Davidson (118225541)
• Harry Ball (57494446)
• Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
• Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
• Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
• He Suk-Suk (54490571)
• Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
• Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
• Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
• Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
• Hu Huu (6608630)
• I-Q (5203016)
• I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
• Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
• Irving Fuchs (148426669)
• Jean Jean (28997907)
• Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
• Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia to "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
• Jerker Taipale (29722533)
• Jesús (90309422)
• Jesús Killer (68850295)
• Jesús Mesías (65666388)
• John Duff (34179311) - French for "yolk of egg"
• Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
• Joselito Orelha (116297679)
• King Koch (44244610)
• Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
• La La (45601760)
• Lance Lance (17866979)
• Lamon Lamon (6668876)
• Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
• Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
• Li Li (6895133)
• Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
• Long Bearcock (90645253)
• Long Wang (45444058)
• Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
• Major Dumas (32083923)
• Manuel Dick (82149283)
• Mario Wanka (38861900)
• Max Risk (146108927)
• Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
• Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
• Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
• Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
• Otto Matic (11054466)
• Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
• Pu Si (6656589)
• Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
• Randy Hamster (29362136)
• Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
• Riny (72237234)
• Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
• Salah Alami (77463344)
• Sansón (81396266)
• Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
• Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
• Shakes Minge (17539796)
• She He (27100093) - A shemale
• She Suk-ho (121970649)
• Squid Day (128413558)
• Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil"
• Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
• Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
• Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
• Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
• Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
• Walter Wanker (25839246)
• Wibe De Cock (49482992)
• Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
• Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
• Will Do (100307337)
• Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
• Willi De Cock (98299231)
• You Yo-Yo (21908206)
• Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
• Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
• Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players