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== Short Names ==
== Short Names ==


* '''Oh''' (28747795)
* '''Oh''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=28747795 28747795])
* '''Li''' (70120821)
* '''Li''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=70120821 70120821])
* '''Co''' (72235698)
* '''Co''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=72235698 72235698])
* '''Yi''' (8195188) - fired
* '''Yi''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=8195188 8195188]) - fired
* '''Ko''' (57585350)
* '''Ko''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=57585350 57585350])
* '''Ye''' (149889718)
* '''Ye''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=149889718 149889718])
* '''Pi''' (418236) Youth Squad Scout
* '''Pi''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=418236 418236]) Youth Squad Scout
* '''  ''' (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000  
* '''  ''' ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=164809796 164809796]) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000  
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick


Revision as of 15:48, 28 April 2008

Weird Names

Robotic +C34 Range

Long Names

  • Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (171982397) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
  • Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (103391259) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
  • Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
  • Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (192715137) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
  • Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
  • Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
  • Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
  • Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
  • Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
  • Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
  • Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
  • Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

Short Names

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

Other funny names

  • Adolf Fuhrer (56019363)
  • Adolf Wanker (40371342)
  • Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
  • Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
  • Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
  • Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
  • Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
  • Andreas Kapus (188880862) "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
  • Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
  • Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
  • Antal Annus (34180879)
  • Antti Kristo (179906095) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
  • Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
  • Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
  • Beat Loser (31280573)
  • Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
  • Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
  • Ben De Cock (91734537)
  • Ben Dover (40174093)
  • Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
  • Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
  • Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
  • Boubin (124487279)
  • Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
  • Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
  • Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
  • Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
  • Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
  • César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
  • Chau Keng Chao (161076907) - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
  • Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
  • Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
  • Cock Bony (36130050)
  • Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
  • Constantin Hell (64768415)
  • Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
  • Dick Burger (20242253)
  • Dick Byrne (80948916)
  • Dick Cumming (179582886)
  • Dick de Kock (75790006)
  • Dick Dick (49705273)
  • Dick Frame (153304718)
  • Dick Gay (177222295)
  • Dick Hamburger (13188138)
  • Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
  • Dick Small (11238080)
  • Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
  • Dick Toon (75438709)
  • Dicky Focker (60005670)
  • Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
  • Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
  • Ding Dong (41917816)
  • Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
  • Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
  • Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
  • Elroy Hoefakker (133238510)
  • Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
  • Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
  • Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
  • Freddy Krueger (10352435)
  • Flip Funk (47694445)
  • Fokke de Kok (99823092)
  • Fu King-Chou (63742749)
  • Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
  • Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
  • Gang Jang (96832945)
  • Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
  • Gaylord Powers (14420151)
  • Gaylord Curry (114450279)
  • Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)
  • Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
  • General Mosquito (77693077)
  • George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
  • Gerald Gay (44914292)
  • German Bich (152919913)
  • Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
  • Guido De Cock (142522985)
  • Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
  • Harley Davidson (118225541)
  • Harry Ball (57494446)
  • Harry Vagana (121447243)
  • Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
  • Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
  • Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
  • Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
  • He Suk-Suk (54490571)
  • Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
  • Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
  • Henryk Śmierć (176532726) - "Henry Death" in Polish
  • Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
  • Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
  • Hu Huu (6608630)
  • I-Q (5203016)
  • I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
  • Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
  • Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
  • Irving Fuchs (148426669)
  • Jack Aas (48706961)
  • Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
  • Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
  • Jean Jean (28997907)
  • Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
  • Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
  • Jerker Taipale (29722533)
  • Jesús (90309422)
  • Jesús Killer (68850295)
  • Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
  • Jesús Mesías (65666388)
  • John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
  • Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
  • John St John (92847956)
  • Joselito Orelha (116297679)
  • Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
  • Kick Asser (110835628)
  • Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
  • King Koch (44244610)
  • Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
  • La La (45601760)
  • Lance Lance (17866979)
  • Lamon Lamon (6668876)
  • Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
  • Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
  • Li Li (6895133)
  • Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
  • Long Bearcock (90645253)
  • Long Wang (45444058)
  • Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
  • Major Dumas (32083923)
  • Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
  • Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
  • Manuel Dick (82149283)
  • Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
  • Mario Wanka (38861900)
  • Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
  • Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
  • Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
  • Max Risk (146108927)
  • Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
  • Maxim Saifutdinov (50927601) - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f*ck them again"
  • Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
  • Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
  • Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
  • Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
  • Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander (72386098) - Pupp is norwegian for tit
  • Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
  • Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
  • Otto Matic (11054466)
  • Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
  • Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
  • Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
  • Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
  • Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
  • Priest Blocker (141761636)
  • Pu Si (6656589)
  • Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
  • Randy Hamster (29362136)
  • Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
  • Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
  • Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
  • Riny (72237234)
  • Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
  • Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese
  • Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
  • Salah Alami (77463344)
  • Sansón (81396266)
  • Shakes Minge (17539796)
  • She He (27100093) - A shemale
  • She Suk-ho (121970649)
  • Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
  • Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
  • Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam (22511755) - He's Canadian...
  • Squid Day (128413558)
  • Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
  • Stanley Duvuduvukulu (40156904)
  • Stefan Steffen-Steffen (25873027)
  • Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
  • Thawan Panturattanasriyothin (98217848) - Canadian
  • Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
  • Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
  • Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
  • Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
  • Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
  • Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
  • Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan (11846556) - Other than that, he's English..
  • Walter Wanker (25839246)
  • Wibe De Cock (49482992)
  • Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
  • Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
  • Will Do (164098185)
  • Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
  • Willi De Cock (98299231)
  • You Yo-Yo (21908206)
  • Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
  • 叶 (Ye) 隽福 (Junfu) (30141318) - He's Canadian >.<
  • Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players

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