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== Weird Names ==
== Weird Names ==


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* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}
* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}}
* Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
* Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}
* Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}}
* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}}
* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}}
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* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}}
* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}}
* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
* Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K"
* Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K"
* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}}
* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}}
* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}
* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}}
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* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!
* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit!
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
* César Dell´Orto {{playerid|69630708}} - It means "F* cking César" in Spanish
* César Dell´Orto {{playerid|69630708}} - It means "F* cking César" in Spanish
* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
* Christian Wanker {{playerid|139779402}} - Religiously Handy
* Christian Wanker {{playerid|139779402}} - Religiously Handy
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* Gerald Gay {{playerid|44914292}}
* Gerald Gay {{playerid|44914292}}
* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}
* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}}
* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
* Guido De Cock {{playerid|142522985}}
* Guido De Cock {{playerid|142522985}}
* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
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* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}}
* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}}
* Henryk Śmierć {{playerid|176532726}} - "Henry Death" in Polish
* Henryk Śmierć {{playerid|176532726}} - "Henry Death" in Polish
* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is...
* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is...
* Horst Puta {{playerid|38213146}} - puta is Spanish for bitch
* Horst Puta {{playerid|38213146}} - puta is Spanish for bitch
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* I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)ka
* I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)ka
* Idzislaw Wstydliwy {{playerid|94602042}} - try to say his name!
* Idzislaw Wstydliwy {{playerid|94602042}} - try to say his name!
* Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.  
* Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.  
* Innar Äss {{playerid|185916996}}
* Innar Äss {{playerid|185916996}}
* Irving Fuchs {{playerid|148426669}}  
* Irving Fuchs {{playerid|148426669}}  
* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}}
* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}}
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* Jebbe Mather {{playerid|67732460}} - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
* Jebbe Mather {{playerid|67732460}} - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
* Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}}
* Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}}
* Jesús {{playerid|90309422}}
* Jesús {{playerid|90309422}}
* Jesús Killer {{playerid|68850295}}
* Jesús Killer {{playerid|68850295}}
* Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}}
* Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}}
* Jesús Mesías {{playerid|65666388}}
* Jesús Mesías {{playerid|65666388}}
* John Duff  {{playerid|34179311}} - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
* John Duff  {{playerid|34179311}} - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
* Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}}
* Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}}
* John St John {{playerid|92847956}}  
* John St John {{playerid|92847956}}  
* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}}
* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}}
* Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson {{playerid|125751035}}
* Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson {{playerid|125751035}}
* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}}
* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}}
* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team
* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team
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* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}}
* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}}
* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}}
* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}}
* Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
* Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
* Li Li {{playerid|6895133}}
* Li Li {{playerid|6895133}}
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* Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
* Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
* Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}}
* Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}}
* Marcin Moczygęba {{playerid|139345236}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
* Marcin Moczygęba {{playerid|139345236}} Polish for "moisten mouth"
* Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}}
* Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}}
* Markus Knusperhäuschen {{playerid|145626366}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
* Markus Knusperhäuschen {{playerid|145626366}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
* Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
* Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
* Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
* Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
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* Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}}
* Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}}
* Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom"
* Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom"
* Reşit Dikçam {{playerid|134915700}}
* Reşit Dikçam {{playerid|134915700}}
* Richárd Gere {{playerid|162735611}} - would be better as an actor
* Richárd Gere {{playerid|162735611}} - would be better as an actor
* Riny {{playerid|72237234}}
* Riny {{playerid|72237234}}
* Ronny Ballevanger {{playerid|139463955}} - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
* Ronny Ballevanger {{playerid|139463955}} - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
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* Sacco Weah {{playerid|110025181}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
* Sacco Weah {{playerid|110025181}} - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
* Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}}
* Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}}
* Sansón {{playerid|81396266}}
* Sansón {{playerid|81396266}}
* Shakes Minge {{playerid|17539796}}
* Shakes Minge {{playerid|17539796}}
* She He {{playerid|27100093}} - A shemale
* She He {{playerid|27100093}} - A shemale
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* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?
* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend?
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love"
* Tor Jæger {{playerid|101467049}} - German for "goalhunter"
* Tor Jæger {{playerid|101467049}} - German for "goalhunter"
* Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
* Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
* Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
* Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"

Revision as of 12:31, 16 July 2008

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Weird Names

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Long Names

  • Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (171982397) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
  • Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (103391259) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
  • Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
  • Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (192715137) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
  • Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
  • Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
  • Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
  • Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
  • Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
  • Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
  • Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
  • Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

Short Names

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

Other funny names

See Also

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