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== Weird Names == | == Weird Names == | ||
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* Adolf Fuhrer {{playerid|56019363}} | * Adolf Fuhrer {{playerid|56019363}} | ||
* Adolf Wanker {{playerid|40371342}} | * Adolf Wanker {{playerid|40371342}} | ||
* Ahmet | * Ahmet Türk {{playerid|43125905}} - The funny thing is, he is not a Turk. | ||
* Albert Puto {{playerid|129049567}} - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish. | * Albert Puto {{playerid|129049567}} - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish. | ||
* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick | * Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick | ||
* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}} | * Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}} | ||
* Ali | * Ali Bacı {{playerid|214200018}} - "bacı" is the slang version of "woman" in Turkish | ||
* Anastazy Puta {{playerid|76505431}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese | * Anastazy Puta {{playerid|76505431}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese | ||
* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}} | * Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}} | ||
* Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger. | * Andreas Kapus {{playerid|188880862}} "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger. | ||
* Andreas 'Penis' | * Andreas 'Penis' Palmström {{playerid|80262088}} | ||
* Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one). | * Angry Death {{playerid|78701824}} - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one). | ||
* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}} | * Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}} | ||
* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666? | * Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666? | ||
* Bahti Organa {{playerid|158606947}} - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ" | * Bahti Organa {{playerid|158606947}} - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ" | ||
* | * BarıŠSavaŠ{{playerid|209236944}} - Turkish for "peace war" | ||
* Basile Bastard {{playerid|10937734}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain | * Basile Bastard {{playerid|10937734}} - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain | ||
* Beat Marti {{playerid|13038570}} - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays" | * Beat Marti {{playerid|13038570}} - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays" | ||
* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}} | * Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}} | ||
* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal" | * Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal" | ||
* | * Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K" | ||
* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}} | * Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}} | ||
* Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}} | * Ben Dover {{playerid|40174093}} | ||
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* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit! | * Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit! | ||
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy" | * Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy" | ||
* Cin Ali | * Cin Ali Kızkaçıran {{playerid|212154785}} - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper" | ||
* Charles Wang {{playerid|190560644}}- 'wang' slang for penis | * Charles Wang {{playerid|190560644}}- 'wang' slang for penis | ||
* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer. | * Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer. | ||
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* Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho {{playerid|44592828}} | * Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho {{playerid|44592828}} | ||
* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}} | * Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}} | ||
* | * DoÄu Kuzey {{playerid|137833314}} - Turkish for "East north" | ||
* Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time... | * Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time... | ||
* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl" | * Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl" | ||
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* Gaylord Mcqueen {{playerid|41938419}} | * Gaylord Mcqueen {{playerid|41938419}} | ||
* Gaylord Powers {{playerid|14420151}} | * Gaylord Powers {{playerid|14420151}} | ||
* Garip | * Garip BuÄday {{playerid|47012999}} - Turkish for "strange wheat" | ||
* General Mosquito {{playerid|77693077}} | * General Mosquito {{playerid|77693077}} | ||
* | * Gerçek Adam {{playerid|154784020}} - Turkish for "real man" | ||
* George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away! | * George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away! | ||
* Gerald Gay {{playerid|44914292}} | * Gerald Gay {{playerid|44914292}} | ||
* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}} | * German Bich {{playerid|152919913}} | ||
* Gordo | * Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man" | ||
* Guido De Cock {{playerid|142522985}} | * Guido De Cock {{playerid|142522985}} | ||
* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood" | * Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood" | ||
* | * Gün Aydın {{playerid|206797144}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish | ||
* Ha Ha {{playerid|112897227}} - A true clown | * Ha Ha {{playerid|112897227}} - A true clown | ||
* Ha Ha {{playerid|100336767}} - Practical joker | * Ha Ha {{playerid|100336767}} - Practical joker | ||
* Hadi | * Hadi Genç {{playerid|200006938}} - Turkish for "come on young boy(or girl)" | ||
* Harley Davidson {{playerid|118225541}} | * Harley Davidson {{playerid|118225541}} | ||
* Harry Ball {{playerid|57494446}} | * Harry Ball {{playerid|57494446}} | ||
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* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis" | * Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis" | ||
* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}} | * Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}} | ||
* Henryk | * Henryk ÅmierÄ {{playerid|176532726}} - "Henry Death" in Polish | ||
* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is... | * Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is... | ||
* Horst Puta {{playerid|38213146}} - puta is Spanish for bitch | * Horst Puta {{playerid|38213146}} - puta is Spanish for bitch | ||
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* I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)ka | * I Made Meka {{playerid|120804711}} - He created Mek(k)ka | ||
* Idzislaw Wstydliwy {{playerid|94602042}} - try to say his name! | * Idzislaw Wstydliwy {{playerid|94602042}} - try to say his name! | ||
* | * Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish. | ||
* Innar | * Innar Ãss {{playerid|185916996}} | ||
* Irving Fuchs {{playerid|148426669}} | * Irving Fuchs {{playerid|148426669}} | ||
* | * İmdat Arı {{playerid|25066021}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!" | ||
* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}} | * Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}} | ||
* Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch". | * Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch". | ||
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* Jebbe Mather {{playerid|67732460}} - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way). | * Jebbe Mather {{playerid|67732460}} - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way). | ||
* Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}} | * Jerker Taipale {{playerid|29722533}} | ||
* | * Jesús {{playerid|90309422}} | ||
* | * Jesús Killer {{playerid|68850295}} | ||
* Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}} | * Jesus Lemonade {{playerid|115601422}} | ||
* | * Jesús MesÃas {{playerid|65666388}} | ||
* | * Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}} | ||
* Johan Hure {{playerid|68338470}} - in German, "hure" means "b**ch" | * Johan Hure {{playerid|68338470}} - in German, "hure" means "b**ch" | ||
* John Duff {{playerid|34179311}} - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French | * John Duff {{playerid|34179311}} - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French | ||
* John St John {{playerid|92847956}} | * John St John {{playerid|92847956}} | ||
* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}} | * Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}} | ||
* Kim ' | * Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson {{playerid|125751035}} | ||
* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}} | * Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}} | ||
* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team | * Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team | ||
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* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}} | * Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}} | ||
* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}} | * Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}} | ||
* Laust | * Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well? | ||
* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish | * Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish | ||
* Li Li {{playerid|6895133}} | * Li Li {{playerid|6895133}} | ||
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* Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - if you're short of magical power but have some gp... | * Mana Merchant {{playerid|23887995}} - if you're short of magical power but have some gp... | ||
* Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}} | * Manuel Dick {{playerid|82149283}} | ||
* Marcin | * Marcin MoczygÄba {{playerid|139345236}} Polish for "moisten mouth" | ||
* Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}} | * Mario Wanka {{playerid|38861900}} | ||
* Markus | * Markus Knusperhäuschen {{playerid|145626366}} - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel) | ||
* Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian | * Mate Matika {{playerid|120680860}} - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian | ||
* Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results | * Mats Engin {{playerid|25531774}} - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results | ||
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* Max Turbo {{playerid|57510084}} - Quick specialty? | * Max Turbo {{playerid|57510084}} - Quick specialty? | ||
* Maxim Saifutdinov {{playerid|50927601}} - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again" | * Maxim Saifutdinov {{playerid|50927601}} - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again" | ||
* Mehmet | * Mehmet Ãzgür DaÄcı {{playerid|214193841}} - "özgür daÄcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish | ||
* Memnun Kaleci {{playerid|201274815}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper" | * Memnun Kaleci {{playerid|201274815}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper" | ||
* Mike Hunt {{playerid|19637679}}- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina) | * Mike Hunt {{playerid|19637679}}- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina) | ||
* Miroslav Puta {{playerid|34775515}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish | * Miroslav Puta {{playerid|34775515}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish | ||
* Molla | * Molla Süleyman Palavracı {{playerid|207056766}} - "Palavracı" means "braggart" in Turkish | ||
* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}} | * Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}} | ||
* Moses Christian {{playerid|80687423}} | * Moses Christian {{playerid|80687423}} | ||
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* Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}} | * Randy Hamster {{playerid|29362136}} | ||
* Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom" | * Rens Kosten {{playerid|8928614}} - Danish for "clean the broom" | ||
* | * Richárd Gere {{playerid|162735611}} - would be better as an actor | ||
* Riny {{playerid|72237234}} | * Riny {{playerid|72237234}} | ||
* Ronny Ballevanger {{playerid|139463955}} - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie | * Ronny Ballevanger {{playerid|139463955}} - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie | ||
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* Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}} | * Salah Alami {{playerid|77463344}} | ||
* Saman Yari {{playerid|206430474}} - Turkish for "Straw cliff" | * Saman Yari {{playerid|206430474}} - Turkish for "Straw cliff" | ||
* | * Sansón {{playerid|81396266}} | ||
* | * SatılmıŠArmaÄan {{playerid|200951456}} - Turkish for "sold present" | ||
* Sezer Sezer {{playerid|208984792}} | * Sezer Sezer {{playerid|208984792}} | ||
* Shaked Shaked {{playerid|181963588}} - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!! | * Shaked Shaked {{playerid|181963588}} - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!! | ||
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* Siep Heil {{playerid|99590129}} - Sounds German, but is Dutch. | * Siep Heil {{playerid|99590129}} - Sounds German, but is Dutch. | ||
* Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam {{playerid|22511755}} - He's Canadian... | * Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam {{playerid|22511755}} - He's Canadian... | ||
* Solmaz | * Solmaz Gül {{playerid|128504566}} - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither" | ||
* Squid Day {{playerid|128413558}} | * Squid Day {{playerid|128413558}} | ||
* Stan Devillers {{playerid|37033549}} - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest | * Stan Devillers {{playerid|37033549}} - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest | ||
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* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend? | * Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend? | ||
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love" | * Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love" | ||
* Tor | * Tor Jæger {{playerid|101467049}} - German for "goalhunter" | ||
* Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee" | * Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe {{playerid|16785734}} - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee" | ||
* Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel" | * Uros Orava {{playerid|50368918}} - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel" | ||
Revision as of 13:13, 17 December 2008
daracelelr
Weird Names
- I-Q (5203016)
Robotic +C34 Range
- Don Helmus+C34 (6021333)
- Menno Helmus+C34 (5541795)
- Boris Helmus+C34 (6095814)
- Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575)
- Nick Helmus+C34 (5400511)
- Raymond Helmus+C34 (6957296)
- Joep Helmus+C34 (1705960)
Long Names
- Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (171982397) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
- Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (103391259) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
- Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (203699395) - 53 characters, another Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim
- Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
- Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (192715137) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
- Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
- Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
- Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
- Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
- Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
- Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
- Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
- Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
- Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.
Short Names
- Oh (28747795)
- Li (70120821)
- Co (72235698)
- Yi (8195188) - fired
- Ko (57585350)
- Ye (149889718)
- Pi (418236) Youth Squad Scout
- (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
Other funny names
- Adam Polak (167534940)- Adam (polish name) Polak (slang for a pole)
- Adam Salak (82035639) - Turkish for "the man is silly"
- Adi Pipi (208171986) - Turkish for "mean penis"
- Adolf Fuhrer (56019363)
- Adolf Wanker (40371342)
- Ahmet Türk (43125905) - The funny thing is, he is not a Turk.
- Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
- Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
- Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
- Ali Bacı (214200018) - "bacı" is the slang version of "woman" in Turkish
- Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
- Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
- Andreas Kapus (188880862) "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
- Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
- Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
- Antal Annus (34180879)
- Antti Kristo (179906095) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
- Bahti Organa (158606947) - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ"
- BarıŠSavaŠ(209236944) - Turkish for "peace war"
- Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
- Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
- Beat Loser (31280573)
- Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
- Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K"
- Ben De Cock (91734537)
- Ben Dover (40174093)
- Ben Sikkes (105448400) - Turkish for "my name is cutdick"
- Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
- Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
- Boubin (124487279)
- Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
- Brad Jolie (208135674) - It's his decision...
- Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
- Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
- Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
- Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
- Cin Ali Kızkaçıran (212154785) - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper"
- Charles Wang (190560644)- 'wang' slang for penis
- Chau Keng Chao (161076907) - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
- Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
- Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
- Cyril Parquet (196997640) In french, sounds like "waxing the parquet floor"
- Cock Bony (36130050)
- Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
- Cockatoo Biggerstaff (143774832) - He has a bigger staff.
- Constantin Hell (64768415)
- Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
- Dick Burger (20242253)
- Dick Byrne (80948916)
- Dick Cumming (179582886)
- Dick de Kock (75790006)
- Dick Dick (49705273)
- Dick Frame (153304718)
- Dick Gay (177222295)
- Dick Hamburger (13188138)
- Dick Harder (109983484)
- Dick Lick (224843556)
- Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
- Dick Sellers (180036705)
- Dick Small (11238080)
- Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
- Dick Toon (75438709)
- Dicky Focker (60005670)
- Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
- Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
- Ding Dong (41917816)
- DoÄu Kuzey (137833314) - Turkish for "East north"
- Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
- Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
- Elroy Hoefakker (133238510)
- Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
- Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
- Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
- Flip Funk (47694445)
- Fokke de Kok (99823092)
- Fu King-Chou (63742749)
- Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
- Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
- Gang Jang (96832945)
- Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
- Gaylord Ball (179927587)
- Gaylord Curry (114450279)
- Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)
- Gaylord Powers (14420151)
- Garip BuÄday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
- General Mosquito (77693077)
- Gerçek Adam (154784020) - Turkish for "real man"
- George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
- Gerald Gay (44914292)
- German Bich (152919913)
- Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
- Guido De Cock (142522985)
- Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
- Gün Aydın (206797144) - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
- Ha Ha (112897227) - A true clown
- Ha Ha (100336767) - Practical joker
- Hadi Genç (200006938) - Turkish for "come on young boy(or girl)"
- Harley Davidson (118225541)
- Harry Ball (57494446)
- Harry Vagana (121447243)
- Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
- Hayati Top (214766410) - In Turkish, "top" means "ball"
- Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
- Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
- Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
- He She (71666210)
- He Suk-Suk (54490571)
- Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
- Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
- Henryk ÅmierÄ (176532726) - "Henry Death" in Polish
- Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
- Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
- Hu Huu (6608630)
- I-Q (5203016)
- I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)ka
- Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
- Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
- Innar Ãss (185916996)
- Irving Fuchs (148426669)
- İmdat Arı (25066021) - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
- Jack Aas (48706961)
- Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
- Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
- Jean Jean (28997907)
- Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
- Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
- Jerker Taipale (29722533)
- Jesús (90309422)
- Jesús Killer (68850295)
- Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
- Jesús MesÃas (65666388)
- Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
- Johan Hure (68338470) - in German, "hure" means "b**ch"
- John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
- John St John (92847956)
- Joselito Orelha (116297679)
- Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
- Kick Asser (110835628)
- Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
- King Koch (44244610)
- Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
- La La (45601760)
- Lance Lance (17866979)
- Lamon Lamon (6668876)
- Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
- Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
- Li Li (6895133)
- Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
- Long Bearcock (90645253)
- Long Wang (45444058)
- Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
- Major Beavers (208060782)
- Major Dumas (32083923)
- Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
- Manny Doerner-Turk (206560946) - Doener is a turkish food.
- Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
- Manuel Dick (82149283)
- Marcin MoczygÄba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
- Mario Wanka (38861900)
- Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
- Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
- Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
- Max Risk (146108927)
- Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
- Maxim Saifutdinov (50927601) - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again"
- Mehmet Ãzgür DaÄcı (214193841) - "özgür daÄcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
- Memnun Kaleci (201274815) - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
- Mike Hunt (19637679)- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina)
- Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
- Molla Süleyman Palavracı (207056766) - "Palavracı" means "braggart" in Turkish
- Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
- Moses Christian (80687423)
- Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
- Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
- Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander (72386098) - Pupp is norwegian for tit
- Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
- Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
- Otto Matic (11054466)
- Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
- Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
- Peder Bom (114789842) - Slovenian for "I'll be homo."
- Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
- Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
- Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
- Priest Blocker (141761636)
- Pu Si (6656589)
- Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
- Randy Hamster (29362136)
- Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
- Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
- Riny (72237234)
- Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
- Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese
- Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
- Salah Alami (77463344)
- Saman Yari (206430474) - Turkish for "Straw cliff"
- Sansón (81396266)
- SatılmıŠArmaÄan (200951456) - Turkish for "sold present"
- Sezer Sezer (208984792)
- Shaked Shaked (181963588) - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
- Shakes Minge (17539796)
- She He (27100093) - A shemale
- She Suk-ho (121970649)
- Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
- Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
- Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam (22511755) - He's Canadian...
- Solmaz Gül (128504566) - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
- Squid Day (128413558)
- Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
- Stanley Duvuduvukulu (40156904)
- Stefan Steffen-Steffen (25873027)
- Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
- Thawan Panturattanasriyothin (98217848) - Canadian
- Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
- Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
- Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
- Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
- Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
- Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
- Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan (11846556) - Other than that, he's English..
- Walter Wanker (25839246)
- Wibe De Cock (49482992)
- Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
- Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
- Will Do (164098185)
- Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
- Willi De Cock (98299231)
- You Yo-Yo (21908206)
- Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
- Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
