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== Other funny names == | == Other funny names == | ||
* Aard Appel {{playerid|215170948}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato" | * Aard Appel {{playerid|215170948}} - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato" | ||
* Adam Salak {{playerid|82035639}} - Turkish for "the man is silly" | * Adam Salak {{playerid|82035639}} - Turkish for "the man is silly" | ||
* Adi Pipi {{playerid|208171986}} - Turkish for "inferior penis" | * Adi Pipi {{playerid|208171986}} - Turkish for "inferior penis" | ||
* Albert Puto {{playerid|129049567}} - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish. | * Albert Puto {{playerid|129049567}} - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish. | ||
* Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick | * Alco Hol {{playerid|89588778}} - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick | ||
* Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}} | * Aladdin Muslim {{playerid|154564544}} | ||
* Anastazy Puta {{playerid|76505431}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese | * Anastazy Puta {{playerid|76505431}} - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese | ||
* Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}} | * Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson {{playerid|125311786}} | ||
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* Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}} | * Antal Annus {{playerid|34180879}} | ||
* Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666? | * Antti Kristo {{playerid|179906095}} - shouldn't his player ID be 666? | ||
* Arch Soldier {{playerid|230345668}} | |||
* Bahti Organa {{playerid|158606947}} - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ" | * Bahti Organa {{playerid|158606947}} - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ" | ||
* Barış Savaş {{playerid|209236944}} - Turkish for "peace war" | * Barış Savaş {{playerid|209236944}} - Turkish for "peace war" | ||
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* Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}} | * Beat Loser {{playerid|31280573}} | ||
* Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal" | * Bebeto Canibal {{playerid|35584615}} - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal" | ||
* Beck Demonlord {{playerid|226817566}} - Probably the very last of his species. | |||
* Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K" | * Béla Foda {{playerid|13557656}} - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K" | ||
* Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}} | * Ben De Cock {{playerid|91734537}} | ||
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* Brad Jolie {{playerid|208135674}} - It's his decision... | * Brad Jolie {{playerid|208135674}} - It's his decision... | ||
* Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him | * Brian "75D" Madsen {{playerid|1530718}} - some girls are jealous of him | ||
* | * Camp Butcher {{playerid|217536255}} | ||
* Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit! | * Can Do {{playerid|82519327}} - that's the spirit! | ||
* Cannon Smith {{playerid|234311932}} | |||
* Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy" | * Casimiro Concha {{playerid|71954213}} - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy" | ||
* Cin Ali Kızkaçıran {{playerid|212154785}} - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper" | * Cin Ali Kızkaçıran {{playerid|212154785}} - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper" | ||
* Champ Battlelord {{playerid|234312175}} - Obviously the personification of invincibility. | * Champ Battlelord {{playerid|234312175}} - Obviously the personification of invincibility. | ||
* Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer. | * Chau Keng Chao {{playerid|161076907}} - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer. | ||
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* Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra {{playerid|54267748}} - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is... | * Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra {{playerid|54267748}} - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is... | ||
* Delfino Curioso {{playerid|248081351}} - is the dolphin of a famous advertisement in Italy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkDY762xLC8] | * Delfino Curioso {{playerid|248081351}} - is the dolphin of a famous advertisement in Italy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkDY762xLC8] | ||
* Demon Sheath {{playerid|228622802}} | |||
* Diamond Temple {{playerid|217536896}} | |||
* Dick Burger {{playerid|20242253}} | * Dick Burger {{playerid|20242253}} | ||
* Dick Byrne {{playerid|80948916}} | * Dick Byrne {{playerid|80948916}} | ||
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* Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}} | * Dick Toon {{playerid|75438709}} | ||
* Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}} | * Dicky Focker {{playerid|60005670}} | ||
* Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}} | * Ding Dong {{playerid|41917816}} | ||
* Doğu Kuzey {{playerid|137833314}} - Turkish for "East north" | * Doğu Kuzey {{playerid|137833314}} - Turkish for "East north" | ||
* Dragon Ravenhall {{playerid|259716191}} | |||
* Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time... | * Eduardo Marijuan {{playerid|132890390}} - Guess what he does in his spare time... | ||
* Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl" | * Elano de la Morena {{playerid|72968753}} - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl" | ||
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* Flip Funk {{playerid|47694445}} | * Flip Funk {{playerid|47694445}} | ||
* Fokke de Kok {{playerid|99823092}} | * Fokke de Kok {{playerid|99823092}} | ||
* Frost Cannon {{playerid|230347092}} | |||
* Fu King-Chou {{playerid|63742749}} | * Fu King-Chou {{playerid|63742749}} | ||
* Gal X. Narkis {{playerid|146448037}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie" | * Gal X. Narkis {{playerid|146448037}} - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie" | ||
* Gang Jang {{playerid|96832945}} | * Gang Jang {{playerid|96832945}} | ||
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* Gerçek Adam {{playerid|154784020}} - Turkish for "real man" | * Gerçek Adam {{playerid|154784020}} - Turkish for "real man" | ||
* George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away! | * George Bushaway {{playerid|145274412}}- Bush away! | ||
* German Bich {{playerid|152919913}} | * German Bich {{playerid|152919913}} | ||
* Germán Pascagaza {{playerid|201046146}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish | * Germán Pascagaza {{playerid|201046146}} - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish | ||
* Gold Northernor {{playerid|227278793}} | |||
* Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man" | * Gordo Cabeção {{playerid|39982988}} - Portuguese for "fat big headed man" | ||
* Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood" | * Gustavo Sanguedolce {{playerid|36541544}} - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood" | ||
* Gün Aydın {{playerid|206797144}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish | * Gün Aydın {{playerid|206797144}} - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish | ||
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* He She {{playerid|71666210}} | * He She {{playerid|71666210}} | ||
* He Suk-Suk {{playerid|54490571}} | * He Suk-Suk {{playerid|54490571}} | ||
* Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis" | * Hennes Diller {{playerid|109199101}} - A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis" | ||
* Home Gloombard {{playerid|222824783}} - He probably better stays in the house. | |||
* Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}} | * Hong Kong-Beng {{playerid|54486058}} | ||
* Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is... | * Horst Grosskopf {{playerid|68330044}} - it figures what his speciality is... | ||
* Hu Huu {{playerid|6608630}} | * Hu Huu {{playerid|6608630}} | ||
* I-Q {{playerid|5203016}} | * I-Q {{playerid|5203016}} | ||
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* Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish. | * Iñaki Pedo {{playerid|36734984}} - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish. | ||
* Innar Äss {{playerid|185916996}} | * Innar Äss {{playerid|185916996}} | ||
* İmdat Arı {{playerid|25066021}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!" | * İmdat Arı {{playerid|25066021}} - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!" | ||
* Ion Waraxe {{playerid|227650562}} - Oh well, that might do. | |||
* Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}} | * Jack Aas {{playerid|48706961}} | ||
* Jack Asser {{playerid|242438815}} - ''Does'' try everything at home! | * Jack Asser {{playerid|242438815}} - ''Does'' try everything at home! | ||
* Jak Jabberwock {{playerid|260684284}} | |||
* Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch". | * Jako Kurve {{playerid|95898286}} - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch". | ||
* Jan Fiutak {{playerid|160289059}} Polish for John "Penis" | * Jan Fiutak {{playerid|160289059}} Polish for John "Penis" | ||
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* Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}} | * Jesús Mohamed {{playerid|36297079}} | ||
* Johan Hure {{playerid|68338470}} - in German, "hure" means "b**ch" | * Johan Hure {{playerid|68338470}} - in German, "hure" means "b**ch" | ||
* John St John {{playerid|92847956}} | * John St John {{playerid|92847956}} | ||
* Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}} | * Joselito Orelha {{playerid|116297679}} | ||
* Karl {{playerid|72252405}} | * Karl {{playerid|72252405}} | ||
* | * Kelvan Mindshadow {{playerid|221912019}} | ||
* Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}} | * Kick Asser {{playerid|110835628}} | ||
* Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team | * Khoa La {{playerid|139840581}} - Another player to the animal team | ||
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* Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}} | * Lance Lance {{playerid|17866979}} | ||
* Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}} | * Lamon Lamon {{playerid|6668876}} | ||
* Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well? | * Laust Mønster {{playerid|140390951}}- Lost Monster, can we sleep well? | ||
* Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish | * Leandro Lamelo {{playerid|108969287}} - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish | ||
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* Memnun Kaleci {{playerid|201274815}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper" | * Memnun Kaleci {{playerid|201274815}} - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper" | ||
* Mike Hunt {{playerid|19637679}}- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina) | * Mike Hunt {{playerid|19637679}}- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina) | ||
* Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}} | * Mongo Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|76212580}} | ||
* Moses Christian {{playerid|80687423}} | * Moses Christian {{playerid|80687423}} | ||
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* Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon | * Peer Citroen {{playerid|120960658}} - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon | ||
* Per Vo {{playerid|39572560}}- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person. | * Per Vo {{playerid|39572560}}- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person. | ||
* Pete Archmaster {{playerid|229768897}} | |||
* Petur Páll í Píkuni {{playerid|200037880}} - Petur Páll (Icelandic name) í Píkuni (Icelandic for: in the vagina) | * Petur Páll í Píkuni {{playerid|200037880}} - Petur Páll (Icelandic name) í Píkuni (Icelandic for: in the vagina) | ||
* Pian Kuo-Lee {{playerid|63742362}} - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team. | * Pian Kuo-Lee {{playerid|63742362}} - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team. | ||
* Pierce Carnage {{playerid|257955521}} | |||
* Priest Blocker {{playerid|141761636}} | * Priest Blocker {{playerid|141761636}} | ||
* Pu Si {{playerid|6656589}} | * Pu Si {{playerid|6656589}} | ||
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* Stan Devillers {{playerid|37033549}} - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest | * Stan Devillers {{playerid|37033549}} - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest | ||
* Stanley Duvuduvukulu {{playerid|40156904}} | * Stanley Duvuduvukulu {{playerid|40156904}} | ||
* Stefan Steffen-Steffen {{playerid|25873027}} | * Stefan Steffen-Steffen {{playerid|25873027}} | ||
* Steven Juggernaut {{playerid|259744115}} | |||
* Stoner Fist {{playerid|236123644}} | |||
* Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|130376649}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper | * Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie {{playerid|130376649}} - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper | ||
* Sultan Demon {{playerid|228867591}} | |||
* Tamás {{playerid|87615622}} | * Tamás {{playerid|87615622}} | ||
* Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend? | * Toby Assman {{playerid|145290794}} - What is he trying to defend? | ||
* Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love" | * Toon de Liefde {{playerid|39096473}} - Dutch for "show the love" | ||
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* Vasily Pupkin {{playerid|39269628}} - in Russian means "John Doe" | * Vasily Pupkin {{playerid|39269628}} - in Russian means "John Doe" | ||
* Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan {{playerid|11846556}} - Other than that, he's English.. | * Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan {{playerid|11846556}} - Other than that, he's English.. | ||
* Virus Bladecaster {{playerid|254310197}} | |||
* Walter Wanker {{playerid|25839246}} | * Walter Wanker {{playerid|25839246}} | ||
* Wankegh Heddache {{playerid|195806474}} Ouch... | * Wankegh Heddache {{playerid|195806474}} Ouch... | ||
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* Yvon Parr {{playerid|109218491}} - should be a golfer, not a soccer player | * Yvon Parr {{playerid|109218491}} - should be a golfer, not a soccer player | ||
* Zac Patat {{playerid|31565424}} - Dutch for "bag of chips" | * Zac Patat {{playerid|31565424}} - Dutch for "bag of chips" | ||
* Zak Warlord {{playerid|230346973}} | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Revision as of 18:27, 9 December 2009
Weird Names
- I-Q (5203016)
Robotic +C34 Range
- Don Helmus+C34 (6021333)
- Menno Helmus+C34 (5541795)
- Boris Helmus+C34 (6095814)
- Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575)
- Nick Helmus+C34 (5400511)
- Raymond Helmus+C34 (6957296)
- Joep Helmus+C34 (1705960)
Long Names
- Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (171982397) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
- Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (103391259) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
- Merlin Tobias Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (203699395) - 53 characters, another Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim
- Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
- Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (192715137) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
- Peer-Augustin Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (228271433) - 53 characters, the swiss second cousin of the family
- Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
- Clemens Wenzel Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (210632560) - 52 characters
- Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
- Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
- Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
- Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
- Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
- Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
- Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
- Wanderlei Puente De Los Arroyos Soler (127391278) - 37 characters.
- Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.
- Daniel Liebermann vom Sonnenberg (22757384) - 32 characters.
Short Names
- Oh (28747795)
- Li (70120821)
- Co (72235698)
- Yi (8195188) - fired
- Ko (57585350)
- Ye (149889718)
- Pi (418236) Youth Squad Scout
- (164809796) - no name at first, but was renamed to "Ivan 'Incognito' Belov" later, sold for 1,145,000
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick
Other funny names
- Aard Appel (215170948) - "Earth Apple", which is Dutch for "Potato"
- Adam Salak (82035639) - Turkish for "the man is silly"
- Adi Pipi (208171986) - Turkish for "inferior penis"
- Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
- Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
- Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
- Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
- Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
- Andreas Kapus (188880862) "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
- Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
- Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
- Antal Annus (34180879)
- Antti Kristo (179906095) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
- Arch Soldier (230345668)
- Bahti Organa (158606947) - Bulgarian slang for "F*cked your organ"
- Barış Savaş (209236944) - Turkish for "peace war"
- Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
- Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
- Beat Loser (31280573)
- Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
- Beck Demonlord (226817566) - Probably the very last of his species.
- Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F* * K"
- Ben De Cock (91734537)
- Ben Dover (40174093)
- Ben Sikkes (105448400) - Turkish for "my name is cutdick"
- Bence Siket (202100708) - Turkish for "I think you should f**k it off"
- Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
- Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
- Boubin (124487279)
- Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
- Brad Jolie (208135674) - It's his decision...
- Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
- Camp Butcher (217536255)
- Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
- Cannon Smith (234311932)
- Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
- Cin Ali Kızkaçıran (212154785) - Turkish for "Demon Ali the Girl Kidnapper"
- Champ Battlelord (234312175) - Obviously the personification of invincibility.
- Chau Keng Chao (161076907) - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
- Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
- Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
- Cyril Parquet (196997640) In french, sounds like "waxing the parquet floor"
- Cock Bony (36130050)
- Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
- Cockatoo Biggerstaff (143774832) - He has a bigger staff.
- Constantin Hell (64768415)
- Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
- Delfino Curioso (248081351) - is the dolphin of a famous advertisement in Italy [1]
- Demon Sheath (228622802)
- Diamond Temple (217536896)
- Dick Burger (20242253)
- Dick Byrne (80948916)
- Dick Cumming (179582886)
- Dick de Kock (75790006)
- Dick Dick (49705273)
- Dick Frame (153304718)
- Dick Gay (177222295)
- Dick Hamburger (13188138)
- Dick Harder (109983484)
- Dick Lick (224843556)
- Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
- Dick Sellers (180036705)
- Dick Small (11238080)
- Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
- Dick Toon (75438709)
- Dicky Focker (60005670)
- Ding Dong (41917816)
- Doğu Kuzey (137833314) - Turkish for "East north"
- Dragon Ravenhall (259716191)
- Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
- Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
- Elroy Hoefakker (133238510)
- Ewan Hawwash (58389227) - (he wanna wash)
- Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
- Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
- Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
- Flip Funk (47694445)
- Fokke de Kok (99823092)
- Frost Cannon (230347092)
- Fu King-Chou (63742749)
- Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
- Gang Jang (96832945)
- Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
- Gaylord Ball (179927587)
- Gaylord Curry (114450279)
- Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)
- Gaylord Powers (14420151)
- Garip Buğday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
- General Mosquito (77693077)
- Gerçek Adam (154784020) - Turkish for "real man"
- George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
- German Bich (152919913)
- Germán Pascagaza (201046146) - Sounds like "paskakasa", which means "shitpile" in Finnish
- Gold Northernor (227278793)
- Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
- Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
- Gün Aydın (206797144) - "günaydın" means "good morning" in Turkish
- Ha Ha (112897227) - A true clown
- Ha Ha (100336767) - Practical joker
- Hadi Genç (200006938) - Turkish for "come on young boy(or girl)"
- Harley Davidson (118225541)
- Harry Ball (57494446)
- Harry Hole (130799800) - Kind of self-explanitory
- Harry Vagana (121447243)
- Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
- Hayati Top (214766410) - Turkish for "vital ball"
- Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
- Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
- Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
- He She (71666210)
- He Suk-Suk (54490571)
- Hennes Diller (109199101) - A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
- Home Gloombard (222824783) - He probably better stays in the house.
- Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
- Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
- Hu Huu (6608630)
- I-Q (5203016)
- I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)ka
- I Made Ronaldo (209705810) - He created Ronaldo
- Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
- Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
- Innar Äss (185916996)
- İmdat Arı (25066021) - Turkish for "Help! There is a bee!"
- Ion Waraxe (227650562) - Oh well, that might do.
- Jack Aas (48706961)
- Jack Asser (242438815) - Does try everything at home!
- Jak Jabberwock (260684284)
- Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
- Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
- Jean Jean (28997907)
- Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
- Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
- Jerker Taipale (29722533)
- Jesús (90309422)
- Jesús Killer (68850295)
- Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
- Jesús Mesías (65666388)
- Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
- Johan Hure (68338470) - in German, "hure" means "b**ch"
- John St John (92847956)
- Joselito Orelha (116297679)
- Karl (72252405)
- Kelvan Mindshadow (221912019)
- Kick Asser (110835628)
- Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
- King Koch (44244610)
- Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
- La La (45601760)
- Lance Lance (17866979)
- Lamon Lamon (6668876)
- Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
- Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
- Li Li (6895133)
- Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
- Long Bearcock (90645253)
- Long Doppleganger (215282136) Apart from his size he could be you.
- Long Wang (45444058)
- Luki Heer (178820050) "Lookie here"-he likes to always get his point accross.
- Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
- Major Beavers (208060782)
- Major Dumas (32083923)
- Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
- Manny Doerner-Turk (206560946) - Doener is a turkish food.
- Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
- Manuel Dick (82149283)
- Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
- Mario Wanka (38861900)
- Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
- Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
- Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
- Matthew Dungeonmaster (233282224) - For a small fee Matthew produces underworld expertises.
- Max Risk (146108927)
- Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
- Maxim Saifutdinov (50927601) - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f* ck them again"
- Mehmet Özgür Dağcı (214193841) - "özgür dağcı" means "free mountain climber" in Turkish
- Memnun Kaleci (201274815) - Turkish for "pleased goalkeeper"
- Mike Hunt (19637679)- Sounds like "My 'cunt'" (Slang for vagina)
- Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
- Moses Christian (80687423)
- Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
- Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
- Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander (72386098) - Pupp is norwegian for tit
- Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
- Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
- Otto Matic (11054466)
- Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
- Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
- Peder Bom (114789842) - Slovenian for "I'll be homo."
- Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
- Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
- Pete Archmaster (229768897)
- Petur Páll í Píkuni (200037880) - Petur Páll (Icelandic name) í Píkuni (Icelandic for: in the vagina)
- Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
- Pierce Carnage (257955521)
- Priest Blocker (141761636)
- Pu Si (6656589)
- Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
- Raivo Kala (178712185) - Finnish for "crazy fish".
- Randy Hamster (29362136)
- Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
- Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
- Riny (72237234)
- Romain De Maere (249715480) - In Hungarian, sounds like "But Why?"
- Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
- Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese
- Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
- Salah Alami (77463344)
- Sansón (81396266)
- Sarge Demonlord (232260746) - It's time to commend one's soul to God once this officer advances.
- Satılmış Armağan (200951456) - Turkish for "sold present"
- Sezer Sezer (208984792)
- Shaked Shaked (181963588) - I can't imagine how his stomach feels!!!
- Shakes Minge (17539796)
- She He (27100093) - A shemale
- She Suk-ho (121970649)
- Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
- Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
- Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam (22511755) - He's Canadian...
- Solmaz Gül (128504566) - Turkish for "rose that doesn't wither"
- Squid Day (128413558)
- Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
- Stanley Duvuduvukulu (40156904)
- Stefan Steffen-Steffen (25873027)
- Steven Juggernaut (259744115)
- Stoner Fist (236123644)
- Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
- Sultan Demon (228867591)
- Tamás (87615622)
- Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
- Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
- Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
- Tudor Tudor (29558793) - www.tudor.se (swedish car battries)
- Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
- Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
- Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
- Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan (11846556) - Other than that, he's English..
- Virus Bladecaster (254310197)
- Walter Wanker (25839246)
- Wankegh Heddache (195806474) Ouch...
- Warburton Battlelord (217537636) - Champ's younger brother. No less ferocious as you can guess from the name.
- Wibe De Cock (49482992)
- Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
- Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
- Will Do (164098185)
- Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
- Willi De Cock (98299231)
- You Yo-Yo (21908206)
- Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
- Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
- Zak Warlord (230346973)
