Battle Toads FC

Battle Toads FC (228012)

The official logo of Battle Toads FC, also the second logo in the team's history. The current version pays homage to the primary sponsor (KFC) and the home state (PA)"
Birthdate	09.06.2010
Country	USA
Region	Pennsylvania
Zone	North America
Stadium	Deez Memorial Stadium sponsored by KFC
Rival	LOAF'S LOAFS
Fan club	The Swamp Monsters
League	V.54 (USA)
Current Coach	Egoitz Rubio (Since 11-23-10)

Battle Toads FC is an American soccer club originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. It plays its home games at Deez Memorial Stadium in Series VI. 766, USA. The team's only rival is LOAF'S LOAFS (LL) also a suburban-Philadelphia based team founded weeks before BTFC. The club's rivalry is notoriously violent ever since the first Derby. There is a memorial statue in the geographic center between Deez Memorial Stadium and The Bakery named the "Stone Tight Memorial of the Fallen." It honors both those murdered and the murderers of the longstanding rivalry. In early 2011 former BTFC midfielder Jim Mann and former LL forward Erin Whitt co-wrote the book "Chronicles of the Tight Butthole" detailing aspects of the rivalry on and off the field. The club was formed by the management group "The Salazar," but purchased by "DICKS" amid accusations of gambling, money laundering, prostitution, and wide-spread drug distribution while operating under "The Salazar."

Growing of the Toads

Formation

Battle Toads FC came about merely through peer pressure and rivalry. Club owner "kazaam026" best friend and identical rival began a club weeks before, "LOAF'S LOAFS." Not one to be showed up the Battle Toads were born. In addition to an elaborate initiation process into any part of the organization, BTFC prides itself on its aggressiveness in every aspect of the game. The team's rivalry with "LOAF'S LOAFS" is one example of that.

The original club was made up of mixed ages and races of players. Most are no longer playing in Hattrick anymore, but many laid the foundation that the Toads pride themselves on. The original BTFC starting playing in VI. 766 four games into Season 43. The team's first game was against the "Tender Danglers." They tied 2-2.

Current squad

AGE	NAT.	NAME	ORIGINS	SINCE	POS.	COMMENTS
19		Abraham Marti		4-22-2011	Reserve Defender
17		Austin March	LOAF'S LOAFS	10-26-2011	Reserve Middy
18		Cary Dobson	LOAF'S LOAFS	6-28-2011	Backup Middy	The Future.
20		Edgar Engelen		7-16-2011	Starting Central Defender	Father played for Belgian National Team
19		Filip Dukic		5-29-2011	Reserve Middy	Served 2 years in Croatian Military
18		Gerard Harman	LOAF'S LOAFS	10-2-2011	Reserve Winger	Openly Gay
19		Guido Avisi		6-1-2011	Starting Middy	Acts during the off-season
19		Johnny Power	LOAF'S LOAFS	9-26-2011	Reserve Forward
21		Johnny Visentin		12-5-2010	Starting Middy	Doesn't Speak English
20		Jonas Larsson		6-3-2011	Starting Winger	Spent a year in jail
35		Leif Bernerberg		10-26-2011	Starting Central Defender
19		Luke Doughty	LOAF'S LOAFS	10-10-2011	Reserve Wingback
19		Mikey Balsiger	LOAF'S LOAFS	3-11-2011	Starting Middy	Owns his own surf company
32		Miroslav Zerek		3-10-2011	Backup Goalkeeper	Has children from 4 diff. women
32		Niklas Koch		1-26-2011	Starting Forward
28		Orestes Benavides	LOAF'S LOAFS	8-10-2010	Reserve Forward
21		Peer Hansen		7-13-2011	Starting Wingback
24		Rafa Aranda		10-13-2010	Starting Winger	Lazy Mexican
39		Rients Kap		10-26-2011	Bench Warmer/Asst. Coach
19		Russ Fontaine		11-6-2011	Starting Keeper/Savior	Owns a corn farm in Nebraska
29		Ryan Urner		8-27-2010	Reserve Forward	LL All-Time Leading Scorer
34		Terencjusz Myszko		8-18-2010	Reserve Forward/Coach	Unibrowed Phenom
33		Thibaud Lucas		4-2-2011	Starting Forward	Waffle Machine
18		Torquato Righini	LOAF'S LOAFS	8-30-2011	Reserve Middy	Worthless.
21		William Stewart	LOAF'S LOAFS	1-3-2011	Bench Warmer
36		Vladan Kilibarda		7-16-2011	Reserve Central Defender
35		Xurde Cagiga		7-16-2011	Reserve Forward	125 Career Goals

Stadium

Deez Memorial Stadium sponsored by KFC is the arena of Battle Toads FC. The total capacity is 20,100.

The stadium is named after the great Asian entrepreneur, Summa Deez. Deez wanted to make sure everyone enjoyed his wealth and after he died in a brutal jet-skiing accident his will dictated that the majority of his funds be given to the public to build a soccer facility named after him. The rest of the money went to M.A.D.D.

With Deez's $5 Million contribution, coupled with the matching donation from KFC for stadium naming rights, and jersey representation, the stadium was built.

Construction was finished on September 9, 2010. The first game played at the stadium was against cross-town rivals "LOAF'S LOAFS" on September 16, 2010. Before the game there were pre-game ceremonies to commemorate September 11, 2001 and additionally all the victims that had already been killed in the games pre-game hours of the Tight Butthole rivalry.

The stadium has held over 20 concerts in it's 2 years. The Dixie Chicks have played 4 sold-out shows, while LL Cool J has sold out 6 shows.

Deez Memorial is also home to Pennsylvania's Annual Monster-Truck & Moto-cross, Chili Con-Carney Cookoff Circus & Carnival. The event annually brings in over 2,000,000 visitors in 2 days.

At the entrance to the stadium there is a statue that commemorates the victims of "The Tight Butthole Rivalry."

Raised in the team

NAME	SOLD TO CLUB	DATE	PRICE
Rex Sherrill	mex'07 a1	10-29-2010	$3 000
Total players: 1	Total sold:		0 $

Season Breakdowns

Season 43

Season	League	US Open Cup	Trophies	Top goalscorer	Goals
43	3rd in VI.766	1st round	none	Scott Mosley	8

The club played its first ever game on September 9, 2010 against Minnesota based team Tender Danglers. The team tied 2-2. The first goal ever scored by the Toads came from Scott Belcher, known already in the forming days of the club, as the biggest asshole in Pennsylvania. Nonetheless the team drank aggressively to celebrate the franchise's first ever game.

The hangovers lasted through Sunday as the team was mercilessly crushed in its first series came to UM Terps. 7-0 was the final score, but it was a dismal performance that included several bookings and injuries. The nastiness against the Terps would continue for season to come.

The team would regroup and finish 8-0-2 under kazaam026 and the club called the season a success. This despite a brutal incident involving the club's assistant coach Timothy Sampson, who had to have all 10 of his toes amputated after a terrible incident involving himself and his ex-wife and multiple hot plates. Drugs and large quantities of Four Loko were said to have been involved as well.

The club was very optimistic entering season 44, despite the agreed consensus that opponent UM Terps was "douching it up big time" in VI. 744 for BTFC and rival and accomplice LOAF'S LOAFS.

Season 44

Season	League	US Open Cup	Trophies	Top goalscorer	Goals
44	4th in VI.766	1st round	none	Scott Mosley	14

LL added key young components to its midfield as well as a new coach in Swiss (cheese) phenom Tom Frisch.

Absolute mayhem swept the streets of LOAFVILLE, PA as the team took the 1st round of the US Open Cup in stunning yet controversial fashion. In the 27' against Bluesters United, a streaker was seen running across the field, but refs refused to blow the whistle. Rafa Aranda took advantage of this mishap and netted a goal to go up 3-0, which was even too big for LL to blow.

A modest 3rd place, 31 point finish was in store for season 44, again splitting against rival BTFC, but winning its last 2 games against BTFC and perennial league VI giant/assgoblin UM Terps.

What would 45 have in store for the Loaf...

Season 45

Season	League	US Open Cup	Trophies	Top goalscorer	Goals
45	2nd in VI.766	1st round	none	Ryan Urner/Niklas Koch	16

Season 45 started in the shitter and ended...in the shitter. The team cruised most of the season, taking the all-important 1-2 matchup at UM Terps and entering the second half of the season ready to host the same team. The manager, unfortunately, forgot to show up because he entered a bar just 3 hours prior to gametime and did not come out until a week later.

The team dropped the ever-decisive match, and therefore finished the season in a tie for first with UM Terps, but well behind in aggregate. Another season was yet in store for LL in this shitter of USA.

Season 46

Season	League	US Open Cup	Trophies	Top goalscorer	Goals
46	1nd in VI.766	2nd round		Niklas Koch	21

During the offseason, Middy great Mikael Ulstrap was sold off for more than $2 million to make way for the transfers of Peer Hansen and Edgar Engelen, 2 dominant young defenders who would go on to have shut down seasons, allowing a total of 6 goals (0 at home).

FOCUS, preached Coach Frisch at the beginning of the season, and focus they did for 14 straight weeks. The table had been ran. LL pulled off the undefeated season. Aside from a 3-2 narrow victory in week 1, no team had come within 3 goals of defeating the series VI powerhouse.

With an aggregate of +81, the team was directly promoted to series V.54, riding on the coattails of IMs Gualtiero Moneta, Johnny Visentin, and young Italian phenom Guido Avisi.

Season 47

Season	League	US Open Cup	Trophies	Top goalscorer	Goals
46	in progress in VI.54	still active	in progress	N/A	N/A

The Yeast Army multiplied like bunnies during the offseason. After a 1st round win over a robot, LL management brought in 19 year old Russ Fontaine to main the gate, a position LL lacked since...the beginning of time.

In its first contest ever in series V, LL took down other direct promotion opponent, Gate 13, in a 2-0 hard-fought away match.

Thanks

This page was originally created by RUKENT, thanks for his great work!
Thanks to Unknown_Guy for his Wiki-CHPP application HT-Mess