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'''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545)
'''Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (17388545)


At one time, the longest player name in hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
At one time, the longest player name in [[Hattrick]]. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
 
'''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237)
 
Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.


'''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024)
'''Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (47643024)


Max-Phillip's still playing brother.
Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.


'''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504)  
'''Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg''' (124522504)  
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Another long player name.
Another long player name.
'''Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim''' (90041237)
He claims to have the longest name


== Short Names ==
== Short Names ==

Revision as of 20:49, 25 October 2006

Weird Names

I-Q (5203016)

A weird name for a player!

Long Names

Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545)

At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237)

Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.

Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024)

Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.

Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504)

Another long player name.

Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109)

Another long player name.

Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982)

Another long player name.

Short Names

  • Oh (28747795)
  • Li (70120821)
  • Co (72235698)
  • Yi (8195188)

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.

Other funny names:

  • Alco Hol (89588778)
  • Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
  • Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
  • Basile Bastard (10937734)
  • Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
  • Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese means "NICE F**K"
  • Ben Dover (40174093)
  • Bob (109567443) - Iraqi, appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
  • Boe Boe (57984141)- dutch sounds of a cow
  • Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
  • Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
  • Dick Dick (49705273)
  • Dick Small (11238080)
  • Dick Surgeon (15008633)
  • Ding Dong (41917816)
  • Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time
  • Elano de la Morena (72968753) - spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
  • Freddy Krueger (10352435)
  • Gang Jang (96832945)
  • Gaylord Powers (14420151)
  • Gaylord Curry (114450279)
  • Garip Bugday (47012999) - turkish for "strange wheat"
  • General Mosquito (77693077)
  • Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
  • Harry Ball (57494446)
  • Hasse Gott (28162320) - german for "I hate God"
  • Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
  • He Suk-Suk (54490571)
  • Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
  • Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is....
  • Horst Puta (38213146) - puta in spanish means bitch
  • Hu Huu (6608630)
  • I-Q (5203016)
  • Jean Jean (28997907)
  • Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
  • Jerker Taipale (29722533)
  • Jesús Killer (68850295)
  • Jesús Mesías (65666388)
  • John Duff (34179311) - French for yolk of egg
  • Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
  • Joselito Orelha (116297679)
  • King Koch (44244610)
  • Koen Aben (32118434) - danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
  • La La (45601760)
  • Li Li (6895133)
  • Long Bearcock (90645253)
  • Long Wang (45444058)
  • Manuel Dick (82149283)
  • Mario Wanka (38861900)
  • Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
  • Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money"
  • Otto Matic (11054466)
  • Palle Due (37810882) - italian for "two balls"
  • Pu Si (6656589)
  • Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
  • Randy Hamster (29362136)
  • Rens Kosten (8928614) - danish for "clean the broom"
  • Salah Alami (77463344)
  • Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
  • She He (27100093) - A shemale
  • She Suk-ho (121970649)
  • Squid Day (128413558)
  • Toon de Liefde (39096473) - dutch for "show the love"
  • Tor Jæger (101467049) - german for "goalgetter"
  • Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
  • Walter Wanker (25839246)
  • Wibe De Cock (49482992)
  • Wiet Tabak (90029672) - dutch for "weed tobacco"
  • Will Do (100307337)
  • Will Playfair (56205506)
  • Willi De Cock (98299231)
  • You Yo-Yo (21908206)
  • Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players