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*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - member of team France and hopefully not their captain.
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - member of France NT and hopefully not their captain.
*Beat Marti (13038570) - in Romanian it means "Drunk on tuesdays"
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on tuesdays"
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese means "NICE F**K"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Bob (109567443) - Iraqi, appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Boe Boe (57984141)- dutch sounds of a cow
*Boe Boe (57984141)- dutch sounds of a cow
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Small (11238080)
*Dick Small (11238080)
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*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - in Romanian it means "I am a big fan of penises"
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Flip Funk (47694445)
*Flip Funk (47694445)
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - omar killer??
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - turkish for "strange wheat"
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - german for "I hate God"
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
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*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is....
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is....
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta in spanish means bitch
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*I-Q (5203016)
*I-Q (5203016)
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*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*John Duff  (34179311) - French for yolk of egg
*John Duff  (34179311) - French for "yolk of egg"
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)  
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)  
*King Koch (44244610)
*King Koch (44244610)
*Koen Aben (32118434) - danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*La La (45601760)
*La La (45601760)
*Li Li (6895133)
*Li Li (6895133)
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*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Palle Due (37810882) - italian for "two balls"
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - danish for "clean the broom"
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
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*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*Squid Day (128413558)  
*Squid Day (128413558)  
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - dutch for "show the love"
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - german for "goalhunter"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
*Will Do (100307337)
*Will Do (100307337)
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*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*Yvon Parr (109218491)should be a golfer not a soccer player
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer not a soccer player
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"



Revision as of 17:49, 18 December 2006

Weird Names

I-Q (5203016)

A weird name for a player!

Long Names

Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545)

At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.

Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237)

Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, believed to have the longest player name in Hattrick.

Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024)

Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.

Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504)

Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109)

Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982)

Short Names

  • Oh (28747795)
  • Li (70120821)
  • Co (72235698)
  • Yi (8195188)
  • Ko (57585350)

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.

Other funny names:

  • Adolf Wanker (40371342)
  • Alco Hol (89588778)
  • Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
  • Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
  • Basile Bastard (10937734) - member of France NT and hopefully not their captain.
  • Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on tuesdays"
  • Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
  • Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
  • Ben Dover (40174093)
  • Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
  • Boe Boe (57984141)- dutch sounds of a cow
  • Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
  • Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
  • Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
  • Dick Dick (49705273)
  • Dick Small (11238080)
  • Dick Surgeon (15008633)
  • Ding Dong (41917816)
  • Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
  • Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time
  • Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
  • Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
  • Freddy Krueger (10352435)
  • Flip Funk (47694445)
  • Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
  • Gang Jang (96832945)
  • Gaylord Powers (14420151)
  • Gaylord Curry (114450279)
  • Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
  • General Mosquito (77693077)
  • Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
  • Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.."
  • Harley Davidson (118225541)
  • Harry Ball (57494446)
  • Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
  • Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
  • He Suk-Suk (54490571)
  • Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
  • Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
  • Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is....
  • Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
  • Hu Huu (6608630)
  • I-Q (5203016)
  • I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
  • Jean Jean (28997907)
  • Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
  • Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia to "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
  • Jerker Taipale (29722533)
  • Jesús Killer (68850295)
  • Jesús Mesías (65666388)
  • John Duff (34179311) - French for "yolk of egg"
  • Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
  • Joselito Orelha (116297679)
  • King Koch (44244610)
  • Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
  • La La (45601760)
  • Li Li (6895133)
  • Long Bearcock (90645253)
  • Long Wang (45444058)
  • Major Dumas (32083923)
  • Manuel Dick (82149283)
  • Mario Wanka (38861900)
  • Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
  • Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money"
  • Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
  • Otto Matic (11054466)
  • Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
  • Pu Si (6656589)
  • Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers
  • Randy Hamster (29362136)
  • Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
  • Salah Alami (77463344)
  • Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
  • She He (27100093) - A shemale
  • She Suk-ho (121970649)
  • Squid Day (128413558)
  • Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
  • Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
  • Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
  • Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
  • Walter Wanker (25839246)
  • Wibe De Cock (49482992)
  • Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
  • Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
  • Will Do (100307337)
  • Will Playfair (56205506)
  • Willi De Cock (98299231)
  • You Yo-Yo (21908206)
  • Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer not a soccer player
  • Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players