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== Other funny names ==
== Other funny names ==
*Adolf Fuhrer (56019363)
*Adolf Fuhrer ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=56019363 56019363])
*Adolf Wanker (40371342)
*Adolf Wanker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=40371342 40371342])
*Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
*Albert Puto ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=129049567 129049567]) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
*Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
*Alco Hol ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=89588778 89588778]) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
*Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
*Aladdin Muslim ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=154564544 154564544])
*Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
*Anastazy Puta ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=76505431 76505431]) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
*Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=125311786 125311786])
*Andreas Kapus (188880862) "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
*Andreas Kapus ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=188880862 188880862]) "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
*Andreas 'Penis' Palmström ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=80262088 80262088])
*Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
*Angry Death ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=78701824 78701824]) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
*Antal Annus (34180879)
*Antal Annus ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=34180879 34180879])
*Antti Kristo (179906095) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Antti Kristo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=179906095 179906095]) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
*Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
*Basile Bastard ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=10937734 10937734]) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
*Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
*Beat Marti ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=13038570 13038570]) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
*Beat Loser (31280573)
*Beat Loser ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=31280573 31280573])
*Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Bebeto Canibal ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=35584615 35584615]) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
*Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
*Béla Foda ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=13557656 13557656]) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
*Ben De Cock (91734537)
*Ben De Cock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=91734537 91734537])
*Ben Dover (40174093)
*Ben Dover ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=40174093 40174093])
*Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
*Benito Camelo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=133344924 133344924]) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
*Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Bob ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=109567443 109567443]) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of [[Bob Sunesson]]
*Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
*Boe Boe ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=57984141 57984141])- Dutch sounds of a cow
*Boubin (124487279)
*Boubin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=124487279 124487279])
*Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
*Boy Panda ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=27631586 27631586]) - Endangered species
*Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
*Brian "75D" Madsen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=1530718 1530718]) - some girls are jealous of him
*Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
*Buster Knutson ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=94499965 94499965]) - The K is of course silent.
*Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
*Can Do ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=82519327 82519327]) - that's the spirit!
*Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*Casimiro Concha ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=71954213 71954213]) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
*César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
*César Dell´Orto ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=69630708 69630708]) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
*Chau Keng Chao (161076907) - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
*Chau Keng Chao ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=161076907 161076907]) - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
*Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
*Christian Wanker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=139779402 139779402]) - Religiously Handy
*Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
*Chr. d. VI ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=930259 930259]) King of Denmark
*Cock Bony (36130050)
*Cock Bony ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=36130050 36130050])
*Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
*Cockatoo Sailor ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=148413556 148413556])- Cock Sailor to his friends
*Constantin Hell (64768415)
*Constantin Hell ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=64768415 64768415])
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
*Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=54267748 54267748]) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
*Dick Burger (20242253)
*Dick Burger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=20242253 20242253])
*Dick Byrne (80948916)
*Dick Byrne ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=80948916 80948916])
*Dick Cumming (179582886)
*Dick Cumming ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=179582886 179582886])
*Dick de Kock (75790006)
*Dick de Kock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=75790006 75790006])
*Dick Dick (49705273)
*Dick Dick ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=49705273 49705273])
*Dick Frame (153304718)
*Dick Frame ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=153304718 153304718])
*Dick Gay (177222295)
*Dick Gay ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=177222295 177222295])
*Dick Hamburger (13188138)
*Dick Hamburger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=13188138 13188138])
*Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
*Dick Rucker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=80713235 80713235]) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
*Dick Small (11238080)
*Dick Small ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=11238080 11238080])
*Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
*Dick Surgeon ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=15008633 15008633]) - You probably have received email from this guy
*Dick Toon (75438709)  
*Dick Toon ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=75438709 75438709])  
*Dicky Focker (60005670)
*Dicky Focker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=60005670 60005670])
*Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
*Didier Xuerub ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=23388247 23388247]) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)  
*Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=44592828 44592828])  
*Ding Dong (41917816)
*Ding Dong ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=41917816 41917816])
*Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Earl Hickey ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=135387261 135387261]) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
*Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
*Eduardo Marijuan ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=132890390 132890390]) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
*Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Elano de la Morena ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=72968753 72968753]) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
*Elroy Hoefakker (133238510)
*Elroy Hoefakker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=133238510 133238510])
*Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
*Fatty Smeltz ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=98663775 98663775])
*Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
*Fan Pu-La ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=11111251 11111251]) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
*Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
*Felice Dalla Sega ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=91241016 91241016]) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
*Freddy Krueger (10352435)
*Freddy Krueger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=10352435 10352435])
*Flip Funk (47694445)
*Flip Funk ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=47694445 47694445])
*Fokke de Kok (99823092)
*Fokke de Kok ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=99823092 99823092])
*Fu King-Chou (63742749)
*Fu King-Chou ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=63742749 63742749])
*Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
*Gabriel Omar Killer ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=54732394 54732394]) - Omar Killer??
*Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
*Gal X. Narkis ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=146448037 146448037]) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
*Gang Jang (96832945)
*Gang Jang ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=96832945 96832945])
*Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
*Gavin Dorsett, III ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=92378997 92378997]) - A football playing king?
*Gaylord Powers (14420151)
*Gaylord Powers ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=14420151 14420151])
*Gaylord Curry (114450279)
*Gaylord Curry ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=114450279 114450279])
*Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)
*Gaylord Mcqueen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=41938419 41938419])
*Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
*Garip Bugday ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=47012999 47012999]) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
*General Mosquito (77693077)
*General Mosquito ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=77693077 77693077])
*George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
*George Bushaway ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=145274412 145274412])- Bush away!
*Gerald Gay (44914292)
*Gerald Gay ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=44914292 44914292])
*German Bich (152919913)
*German Bich ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=152919913 152919913])
*Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
*Gordo Cabeção ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=39982988 39982988]) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
*Guido De Cock (142522985)
*Guido De Cock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=142522985 142522985])
*Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
*Gustavo Sanguedolce ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=36541544 36541544]) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
*Harley Davidson (118225541)
*Harley Davidson ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=118225541 118225541])
*Harry Ball (57494446)
*Harry Ball ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=57494446 57494446])
*Harry Vagana (121447243)
*Harry Vagana ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=121447243 121447243])
*Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
*Hasse Gott ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=28162320 28162320]) - German for "I hate God"
*Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
*Heiko Freibier ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=66239315 66239315]) We all want "free beer", don't we?
*Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
*Heiko Naaktgeboren ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=69979015 69979015]) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
*Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*Hein Eken ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=115017524 115017524]) - Famous Dutch beer brand
*He Suk-Suk (54490571)
*He Suk-Suk ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=54490571 54490571])
*Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
*Hennes Diller ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=109199101 109199101]) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
*Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
*Hong Kong-Beng ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=54486058 54486058])
*Henryk Śmierć (176532726) - "Henry Death" in Polish
*Henryk Śmierć ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=176532726 176532726]) - "Henry Death" in Polish
*Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
*Horst Grosskopf ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=68330044 68330044]) - it figures what his speciality is...
*Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
*Horst Puta ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=38213146 38213146]) - puta is Spanish for bitch
*Hu Huu (6608630)
*Hu Huu ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6608630 6608630])
*I-Q (5203016)
*I-Q ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=5203016 5203016])
*I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
*I Made Meka ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=120804711 120804711]) - He created Mek(k)a
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
*Idzislaw Wstydliwy ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=94602042 94602042]) - try to say his name!
*Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.  
*Iñaki Pedo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=36734984 36734984]) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.  
*Irving Fuchs (148426669)  
*Irving Fuchs ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=148426669 148426669])  
*Jack Aas (48706961)
*Jack Aas ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=48706961 48706961])
*Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".  
*Jako Kurve ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=95898286 95898286]) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".  
*Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
*Jan Fiutak ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=160289059 160289059]) Polish for John "Penis"
*Jean Jean (28997907)
*Jean Jean ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=28997907 28997907])
*Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
*Jean Jean-Jean ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6142192 6142192])
*Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
*Jebbe Mather ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=67732460 67732460]) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
*Jerker Taipale (29722533)
*Jerker Taipale ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=29722533 29722533])
*Jesús (90309422)
*Jesús ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=90309422 90309422])
*Jesús Killer (68850295)
*Jesús Killer ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=68850295 68850295])
*Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
*Jesus Lemonade ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=115601422 115601422])
*Jesús Mesías (65666388)
*Jesús Mesías ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=65666388 65666388])
*John Duff  (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
*John Duff  ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=34179311 34179311]) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
*Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
*Jesús Mohamed ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=36297079 36297079])
*John St John (92847956)  
*John St John ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=92847956 92847956])  
*Joselito Orelha (116297679)
*Joselito Orelha ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=116297679 116297679])
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
*Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=125751035 125751035])
*Kick Asser (110835628)
*Kick Asser ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=110835628 110835628])
*Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
*Khoa La ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=139840581 139840581]) - Another player to the animal team
*King Koch (44244610)
*King Koch ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=44244610 44244610])
*Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*Koen Aben ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=32118434 32118434]) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
*La La (45601760)
*La La ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=45601760 45601760])
*Lance Lance (17866979)
*Lance Lance ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=17866979 17866979])
*Lamon Lamon (6668876)
*Lamon Lamon ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6668876 6668876])
*Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
*Laust Mønster ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=140390951 140390951])- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
*Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
*Leandro Lamelo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=108969287 108969287]) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
*Li Li (6895133)
*Li Li ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6895133 6895133])
*Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
*Li On ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=125868285 125868285]) - big cat of the jungle
*Long Bearcock (90645253)
*Long Bearcock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=90645253 90645253])
*Long Wang (45444058)
*Long Wang ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=45444058 45444058])
*Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
*Maik Seemen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=30441406 30441406]) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
*Major Dumas (32083923)
*Major Dumas ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=32083923 32083923])
*Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
*Malte Schmuddelwetter ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=117118751 117118751]) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
*Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
*Mana Merchant ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=23887995 23887995]) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
*Manuel Dick (82149283)
*Manuel Dick ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=82149283 82149283])
*Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
*Marcin Moczygęba ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=139345236 139345236]) Polish for "moisten mouth"
*Mario Wanka (38861900)
*Mario Wanka ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=38861900 38861900])
*Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
*Markus Knusperhäuschen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=145626366 145626366]) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
*Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
*Mate Matika ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=120680860 120680860]) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
*Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
*Mats Engin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=25531774 25531774]) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
*Max Risk (146108927)
*Max Risk ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=146108927 146108927])
*Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
*Max Turbo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=57510084 57510084]) - Quick specialty?
*Maxim Saifutdinov (50927601) - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f*ck them again"
*Maxim Saifutdinov ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=50927601 50927601]) - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f*ck them again"
*Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Miroslav Puta ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=34775515 34775515]) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
*Mongo Shootie-Pootie ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=76212580 76212580])
*Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
*Neema Babla ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=31976236 31976236]) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
*Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Nick De Bhal ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=83458457 83458457]) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
*Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander (72386098) - Pupp is norwegian for tit
*Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=72386098 72386098]) - Pupp is norwegian for tit
*Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
*Ond ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=88901609 88901609])- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
*Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
*Onkel Rosin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=49070393 49070393]) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
*Otto Matic (11054466)
*Otto Matic ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=11054466 11054466])
*Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
*Paul 'Fettan' Herblad ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=27764033 27764033]) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
*Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
*Palle Due ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=37810882 37810882]) - Italian for "two balls"
*Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
*Peer Citroen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=120960658 120960658]) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
*Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
*Per Vo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=39572560 39572560])- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
*Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
*Pian Kuo-Lee ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=63742362 63742362]) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
*Priest Blocker (141761636)
*Priest Blocker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=141761636 141761636])
*Pu Si (6656589)
*Pu Si ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6656589 6656589])
*Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
*Quincy Helmus+C34 ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=6949575 6949575]) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
*Randy Hamster (29362136)
*Randy Hamster ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=29362136 29362136])
*Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
*Rens Kosten ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=8928614 8928614]) - Danish for "clean the broom"
*Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
*Reşit Dikçam ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=134915700 134915700])
*Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
*Richárd Gere ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=162735611 162735611]) - would be better as an actor
*Riny (72237234)
*Riny ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=72237234 72237234])
*Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
*Ronny Ballevanger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=139463955 139463955]) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
*Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese
*Rui Sardinha ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=87150362 87150362])- Sardine in Portuguese
*Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
*Sacco Weah ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=110025181 110025181]) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
*Salah Alami (77463344)
*Salah Alami ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=77463344 77463344])
*Sansón (81396266)
*Sansón ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=81396266 81396266])
*Shakes Minge (17539796)
*Shakes Minge ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=17539796 17539796])
*She He (27100093) - A shemale
*She He ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=27100093 27100093]) - A shemale
*She Suk-ho (121970649)
*She Suk-ho ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=121970649 121970649])
*Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
*Si Weon kee ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=143404389 143404389]) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
*Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*Siep Heil ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=99590129 99590129]) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
*Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam (22511755) - He's Canadian...
*Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=22511755 22511755]) - He's Canadian...
*Squid Day (128413558)  
*Squid Day ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=128413558 128413558])  
*Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
*Stan Devillers ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=37033549 37033549]) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
*Stanley Duvuduvukulu (40156904)
*Stanley Duvuduvukulu ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=40156904 40156904])
*Stefan Steffen-Steffen (25873027)  
*Stefan Steffen-Steffen ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=25873027 25873027])  
*Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
*Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=130376649 130376649]) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
*Thawan Panturattanasriyothin (98217848) - Canadian
*Thawan Panturattanasriyothin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=98217848 98217848]) - Canadian
*Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
*Toby Assman ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=145290794 145290794]) - What is he trying to defend?
*Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
*Toon de Liefde ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=39096473 39096473]) - Dutch for "show the love"
*Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
*Tor Jæger ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=101467049 101467049]) - German for "goalhunter"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=16785734 16785734]) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
*Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Uros Orava ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=50368918 50368918]) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
*Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
*Vasily Pupkin ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=39269628 39269628]) - in Russian means "John Doe"
*Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan (11846556) - Other than that, he's English..
*Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=11846556 11846556]) - Other than that, he's English..
*Walter Wanker (25839246)
*Walter Wanker ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=25839246 25839246])
*Wibe De Cock (49482992)
*Wibe De Cock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=49482992 49482992])
*Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiet Tabak ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=90029672 90029672]) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
*Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
*Wiebe Hilarius ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=76915321 76915321])
*Will Do (164098185)
*Will Do ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=164098185 164098185])
*Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
*Will Playfair ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=56205506 56205506]) - Not booked very often by the referee
*Willi De Cock (98299231)
*Willi De Cock ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=98299231 98299231])
*You Yo-Yo (21908206)
*You Yo-Yo ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=21908206 21908206])
*Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
*Yvon Parr ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=109218491 109218491]) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
* 叶 (Ye) 隽福 (Junfu) (30141318) - He's Canadian >.<
* 叶 (Ye) 隽福 (Junfu) ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=30141318 30141318]) - He's Canadian >.<
*Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"
*Zac Patat ([http://www.hattrick.org/Common/playerDetails.asp?PlayerID=31565424 31565424]) - Dutch for "bag of chips"


== See Also ==
== See Also ==

Revision as of 15:49, 28 April 2008

Weird Names

Robotic +C34 Range

Long Names

  • Martin Christof Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (171982397) - 55 characters, part of the same series of Peckelsheim brothers, has the longest known player name in Hattrick.
  • Jasper Friedrich Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (103391259) - 54 characters, has ended his career, but the name can be found when searched by ID.
  • Fred-Bernhard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (90041237) - 53 characters, Max-Phillip's and Carl Richard's brother, had the longest (known) player name in Hattrick for a long time.
  • Holger Hubertus Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (192715137) - 53 characters, young bloke tangents Fred-Bernhard's (now outdated) record.
  • Carl Richard Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47643024) - 52 characters, Max-Phillip's and Fred-Bernhard's brother.
  • Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545) - 51 characters, At one time, the longest player name in Hattrick. But he was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
  • Ingo-Wilhelm Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (124522504) - 50 characters
  • Hans-Manfred Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (50978151) - 50 characters
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109) - 49 characters
  • Othmar Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (22948541) - 46 characters
  • Peter Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (47746666) - 45 characters
  • Harry Graf von Bentinck und Waldeck-Limpurg (100876982) - 43 characters
  • Divyagovrsabhadhvaja Gnanasambandan (1235673) - 35 characters, longest first name.

Short Names

Players with the shortest name in Hattrick

Other funny names

  • Adolf Fuhrer (56019363)
  • Adolf Wanker (40371342)
  • Albert Puto (129049567) - Puto is a derogatory word to Promiscous in Spanish.
  • Alco Hol (89588778) - Doesn't show up in search on Hattrick
  • Aladdin Muslim (154564544)
  • Anastazy Puta (76505431) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish and Portuguese
  • Anders 'Saten' Bengtsson (125311786)
  • Andreas Kapus (188880862) "Kapus" means "goalkeeper" in Hungarian, but he is a winger.
  • Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
  • Angry Death (78701824) - If you value your life, stay on his good side (if he has one).
  • Antal Annus (34180879)
  • Antti Kristo (179906095) - shouldn't his player ID be 666?
  • Basile Bastard (10937734) - Member of France NT and hopefully not their captain
  • Beat Marti (13038570) - Romanian for "Drunk on Tuesdays"
  • Beat Loser (31280573)
  • Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal"
  • Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese for "NICE F**K"
  • Ben De Cock (91734537)
  • Ben Dover (40174093)
  • Benito Camelo (133344924) - In English: "Come and touch me"!!!
  • Bob (109567443) - appears to be an "Easter Egg" player after the disappearance of Bob Sunesson
  • Boe Boe (57984141)- Dutch sounds of a cow
  • Boubin (124487279)
  • Boy Panda (27631586) - Endangered species
  • Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) - some girls are jealous of him
  • Buster Knutson (94499965) - The K is of course silent.
  • Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit!
  • Casimiro Concha (71954213) - Spanish for "I almost see a puzzy"
  • César Dell´Orto (69630708) - It means "F*cking César" in Spanish
  • Chau Keng Chao (161076907) - "Chao Keng" is a Singapore slang/dialect used to describe malingering. Reading his name left to right or right to left, this guy's a true malingerer.
  • Christian Wanker (139779402) - Religiously Handy
  • Chr. d. VI (930259) King of Denmark
  • Cock Bony (36130050)
  • Cockatoo Sailor (148413556)- Cock Sailor to his friends
  • Constantin Hell (64768415)
  • Danielzinho Chupa-Cabra (54267748) - I believe all of you know what "Chupacabras" is...
  • Dick Burger (20242253)
  • Dick Byrne (80948916)
  • Dick Cumming (179582886)
  • Dick de Kock (75790006)
  • Dick Dick (49705273)
  • Dick Frame (153304718)
  • Dick Gay (177222295)
  • Dick Hamburger (13188138)
  • Dick Rucker (80713235) - Rukken (or rucken for some) is Dutch for "masturbating"
  • Dick Small (11238080)
  • Dick Surgeon (15008633) - You probably have received email from this guy
  • Dick Toon (75438709)
  • Dicky Focker (60005670)
  • Didier Xuerub (23388247) - Xuerub reads like 'penis cutter' in Russian
  • Diego Armando Ronaldinho Gaucho (44592828)
  • Ding Dong (41917816)
  • Earl Hickey (135387261) - Earl Hickey from 'My name is Earl'
  • Eduardo Marijuan (132890390) - Guess what he does in his spare time...
  • Elano de la Morena (72968753) - Spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl"
  • Elroy Hoefakker (133238510)
  • Fatty Smeltz (98663775)
  • Fan Pu-La (11111251) - Romanian for "I am a big fan of penises"
  • Felice Dalla Sega (91241016) - Italian for "happy with handjob"?
  • Freddy Krueger (10352435)
  • Flip Funk (47694445)
  • Fokke de Kok (99823092)
  • Fu King-Chou (63742749)
  • Gabriel Omar Killer (54732394) - Omar Killer??
  • Gal X. Narkis (146448037) - Norwegian for "Crazy (E)x Junkie"
  • Gang Jang (96832945)
  • Gavin Dorsett, III (92378997) - A football playing king?
  • Gaylord Powers (14420151)
  • Gaylord Curry (114450279)
  • Gaylord Mcqueen (41938419)
  • Garip Bugday (47012999) - Turkish for "strange wheat"
  • General Mosquito (77693077)
  • George Bushaway (145274412)- Bush away!
  • Gerald Gay (44914292)
  • German Bich (152919913)
  • Gordo Cabeção (39982988) - Portuguese for "fat big headed man"
  • Guido De Cock (142522985)
  • Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - Italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood"
  • Harley Davidson (118225541)
  • Harry Ball (57494446)
  • Harry Vagana (121447243)
  • Hasse Gott (28162320) - German for "I hate God"
  • Heiko Freibier (66239315) We all want "free beer", don't we?
  • Heiko Naaktgeboren (69979015) - Naaktgeboren is Dutch for "Born Naked"
  • Hein Eken (115017524) - Famous Dutch beer brand
  • He Suk-Suk (54490571)
  • Hennes Diller (109199101) -A lady-boy? In Danish: "Her penis"
  • Hong Kong-Beng (54486058)
  • Henryk Śmierć (176532726) - "Henry Death" in Polish
  • Horst Grosskopf (68330044) - it figures what his speciality is...
  • Horst Puta (38213146) - puta is Spanish for bitch
  • Hu Huu (6608630)
  • I-Q (5203016)
  • I Made Meka (120804711) - He created Mek(k)a
  • Idzislaw Wstydliwy (94602042) - try to say his name!
  • Iñaki Pedo (36734984) - "Pedo" means "Fart" in spanish.
  • Irving Fuchs (148426669)
  • Jack Aas (48706961)
  • Jako Kurve (95898286) - Bulgarian for "Nifty Bitch".
  • Jan Fiutak (160289059) Polish for John "Penis"
  • Jean Jean (28997907)
  • Jean Jean-Jean (6142192)
  • Jebbe Mather (67732460) - reminds everyone in Bosnia Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia of "motherfucker" (because it is pronounced in these countries' languages exactly that way).
  • Jerker Taipale (29722533)
  • Jesús (90309422)
  • Jesús Killer (68850295)
  • Jesus Lemonade (115601422)
  • Jesús Mesías (65666388)
  • John Duff (34179311) - Sounds just like "yolk of egg" in French
  • Jesús Mohamed (36297079)
  • John St John (92847956)
  • Joselito Orelha (116297679)
  • Kim 'Bössing' Josefsson (125751035)
  • Kick Asser (110835628)
  • Khoa La (139840581) - Another player to the animal team
  • King Koch (44244610)
  • Koen Aben (32118434) - Danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey"
  • La La (45601760)
  • Lance Lance (17866979)
  • Lamon Lamon (6668876)
  • Laust Mønster (140390951)- Lost Monster, can we sleep well?
  • Leandro Lamelo (108969287) - Lamelo means "Suck it" in Spanish
  • Li Li (6895133)
  • Li On (125868285) - big cat of the jungle
  • Long Bearcock (90645253)
  • Long Wang (45444058)
  • Maik Seemen (30441406) - quite a virile guy for someone getting on in years.
  • Major Dumas (32083923)
  • Malte Schmuddelwetter (117118751) - German for "Painted beastly weather"
  • Mana Merchant (23887995) - if you're short of magical power but have some gp...
  • Manuel Dick (82149283)
  • Marcin Moczygęba (139345236) Polish for "moisten mouth"
  • Mario Wanka (38861900)
  • Markus Knusperhäuschen (145626366) - German for "small house of gingerbread" (like in Hänsel and Gretel)
  • Mate Matika (120680860) - Matematika is math in Slovak, Czech and Croatian
  • Mats Engin (25531774) - "Match Engine", often blamed for strange match results
  • Max Risk (146108927)
  • Max Turbo (57510084) - Quick specialty?
  • Maxim Saifutdinov (50927601) - In Romanian, Saifutdinov roughly translates to "I'll f*ck them again"
  • Miroslav Puta (34775515) - "Puta" means "bitch" in Spanish
  • Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580)
  • Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian & Russian slang it means "There is no money"
  • Nick De Bhal (83458457) - "Nick the ball" ironically he's a goalkeeper.
  • Niklas 'Pupp' Gullander (72386098) - Pupp is norwegian for tit
  • Ond (88901609)- Ond = Evil in Norwegian
  • Onkel Rosin (49070393) - Danish for "Uncle Raisin"
  • Otto Matic (11054466)
  • Paul 'Fettan' Herblad (27764033) - Fettan = vagina in Swedish
  • Palle Due (37810882) - Italian for "two balls"
  • Peer Citroen (120960658) - 2 types of fruit in Dutch: Pear Lemon
  • Per Vo (39572560)- Pervo is Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish slang for a pervert person.
  • Pian Kuo-Lee (63742362) - Finnish for "Will die soon". Player is currently in a bot team.
  • Priest Blocker (141761636)
  • Pu Si (6656589)
  • Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers, like his brothers Boris, Joep, Menno, Nick and Raymond plays for the team Space Balls
  • Randy Hamster (29362136)
  • Rens Kosten (8928614) - Danish for "clean the broom"
  • Reşit Dikçam (134915700)
  • Richárd Gere (162735611) - would be better as an actor
  • Riny (72237234)
  • Ronny Ballevanger (139463955) - Ballevanger is Dutch for "ball catcher", and yes, he's a goalie
  • Rui Sardinha (87150362)- Sardine in Portuguese
  • Sacco Weah (110025181) - "Saco e' weas" is Chilean for "idiot"
  • Salah Alami (77463344)
  • Sansón (81396266)
  • Shakes Minge (17539796)
  • She He (27100093) - A shemale
  • She Suk-ho (121970649)
  • Si Weon kee (143404389) - Weon is Chilean for "idiot"
  • Siep Heil (99590129) - Sounds German, but is Dutch.
  • Sivagnanasundaram Subramanyam (22511755) - He's Canadian...
  • Squid Day (128413558)
  • Stan Devillers (37033549) - Similar to "Satan Devil", he's also controversial, temperamental and dishonest
  • Stanley Duvuduvukulu (40156904)
  • Stefan Steffen-Steffen (25873027)
  • Sukhebaatar Shootie-Pootie (130376649) - Mongol Uls U-20 international 'keeper
  • Thawan Panturattanasriyothin (98217848) - Canadian
  • Toby Assman (145290794) - What is he trying to defend?
  • Toon de Liefde (39096473) - Dutch for "show the love"
  • Tor Jæger (101467049) - German for "goalhunter"
  • Tzahal Shote Harbe Kafe (16785734) - Hebrew for "The army drinking a lot coffee"
  • Uros Orava (50368918) - direct translation from Finnish is "Male Squirrel"
  • Vasily Pupkin (39269628) - in Russian means "John Doe"
  • Venkatasubramani Gnanasambandan (11846556) - Other than that, he's English..
  • Walter Wanker (25839246)
  • Wibe De Cock (49482992)
  • Wiet Tabak (90029672) - Dutch for "weed tobacco"
  • Wiebe Hilarius (76915321)
  • Will Do (164098185)
  • Will Playfair (56205506) - Not booked very often by the referee
  • Willi De Cock (98299231)
  • You Yo-Yo (21908206)
  • Yvon Parr (109218491) - should be a golfer, not a soccer player
  • 叶 (Ye) 隽福 (Junfu) (30141318) - He's Canadian >.<
  • Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of chips"

See Also

Unique Team names
Celebrity players

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