Pest Control
| Pest Control Hattrick 
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 La Pést | |
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Official kits
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| Symbol | Mouse |
| Colours |  White, red, gold
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| Team data | |
| City | Cormano (MI) |
| Region | Lombardy |
| Nation |  Italy
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| Zone | Latin Europe |
| Continent | Europe |
| League | VII.69 |
| Foundation | January, 6th 2020 (Season 73) |
| Manager | FaBReLLa
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| Coach |  Sławomir Pustelnik
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| Arena | Dismaland (42.000 seats) |
| Website | www.pestcontrol.it |
Pest Control is a hattrick club founded on January 6th, 2020 by FaBReLLa. The headquarter is located in Cormano, Lombardia, Italia. Future stars are coming from the youth team, Young Boys Brella.
FaBReLLa is the former manager of another hattrick club, Magiuster United, a team that has been active from 2005 to 2016.
History
After a long period far from the scenes, FaBReLLa decided to come back in Hattrick in the beginning of 2020, while on vacation with his family. He was prompted to the comeback after an evening spent drinking beers with friends in a Milan pub, recalling the old glorious days of KiLLeR PLaSTiC F.C. The group of that unforgettable evening was composed as follows: Mauro (former manager of Atletico Zanzare), Salvatore (former manager of F.C. Emmarisa 11), Marco (former manager of STELLA VILLASANTESE), Emiliano (former manager of C.S. Bellas) and his brother Alessandro (former manager of U.S. Bettolino). Some of them came back to Hattrick in that period, and a few other came back even before (Alberto, manager of Onopko's boys, and Jacopo, manager of Kununurra from Oceania). Finally, he involved a few others friend in that comeback clash, that's to say Daniele (Daneister) and Simone (Bellavista Wanderers from Chile).
So, a few days after that evening, he collected the legacy of an abandoned team, Aradeo, that was playing in VIII.1681. The season was drawing to the end, and the final placement was 2nd. The lost the playoff game, but was promoted due to a bonus promotion. So, after less than a month since his comeback, he was already in VII division.
The following season was very hard. The team was not ready for the 7th division, and ended the season at 6th place. The playoff match was a success, though, and he gained to chance for another season in VII. The focus of the training was in Defence, one of the training never choosen from the manager in his previous Hattrick life.
He moved than to the group #517 of VII division, to be able to play with his friends Aubergine (Aubergine United) and Alex-FHBB (RomaCapitale). The team ended 3rd, with a chance to go up to 6th division, but lost the playoff match. On season 76, playing again in VII.517, the final position was 5th, while Aubergine United went up to 6th division (2nd place) and RomaCapitale was 3rd. During that period, the manager, irritated by the crazy prices of the market, came up with the idea of developing an homegrown team, with players from the youth team, and thus embraces to ideal of cycle training.
For season 77, he moved to VII.69, in order to play with his friend Guybrush_Treepwood (manager of Ruspolandia f.c.). The 3rd final place admitted Pest Control to the playoff match, lost again. The following season ended 4th, senza infamia e senza lode.
In the following season he was reached in VII.69 by his friend jack_burton-FHBB, manager of Casal Bernocchi (who also draw the wonderful crest of Pest Control). The team played an amazing season, but some painful defeats condemn them to a poor 4th place.
Club history
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Roster
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Prize shelf
| Season | League | PTS | MP | MW | MD | ML | GS | GA | GD |
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| 76 |  FHBB Cup - IV edizione |
39 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 56 | 27 | +29 |
Arena
Team's arena is Dismaland. Currently there are 42.000 seats.
- Terraces: 23.730
- Basic seating: 9.660
- Seats under roof: 7.560
- Seats in VIP boxes: 1.050
Last improvements: 30/07/2021
Fan Club
Team's fan club is called GNùBBì³ FHBB & Shallontre. Currently there are 1.599 members.
- Highest attendance: 38.251 - vs. Proale United on 27/11/2021 (79/14)
Club statistics and records
Top caps & top scorers
Players in bold are still in Pest Control roster. Last update on 07 december 2021. Between brackets, the goals/the caps. Only official matches.
| Top caps | |
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| 1 | 85 (11) Romano Tartagni |
| 2 | 84 (57) Cuono Bortolotti |
| 3 | 81 (4) Stefano Vesci |
| 4 | 74 (9) Cuono De Sario |
| 5 | 59 (9) Giovanbattista Bodda |
| 6 | 54 (2) Vincenzo Centrella |
| 7 | 51 (0) Leandro Compagno |
| 8 | 47 (21)  Mohamed Reda Boukais |
| 9 | 43 (0)  Stefano Curtopelle |
| 10 | 41 (1) Orazio Gagna |
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| 1 | 57 (84) Cuono Bortolotti |
| 2 | 21 (47) Mohamed Reda Boukais |
| 3 | 17 (28) Ivano Pietrasanta |
| 4 | 12 (36) Gabriele Cocumelli |
| 5 | 11 (85) Romano Tartagni |
| 6 | 9 (40) Marco Sanfelici |
| 7 | 9 (74) Cuono De Sario |
| 8 | 9 (59) Giovanbattista Bodda |
| 9 | 8 (32) Yuri Beazzi |
| 10 | 7 (16) Vincenzo Rigoni |
Top matches
- Highest official match HatStats: 284 - vs. Proale United on 27/11/2021 (79/14)
- Midfield: excellent (8) (very high) [96]
- Right defence: excellent (8) (very high) [32]
- Central defence: outstanding (10) (high) [39]
- Left defence: formidable (9) (very low) [33]
- Right attack: formidable (9) (very low) [33]
- Central attack: inadequante (5) (very low) [17]
- Left attack: formidable (9) (low) [34]
- Highest official defence HatStats: 127 - vs. Casal Bernocchi on 16/10/2021 (79/8)
- Right defence: outstanding (10) (very low) [37]
- Central defence: supernatural (14) (very low) [53]
- Left defence: outstanding (10) (very low) [37]
- Highest official midfield HatStats: 99 - vs. Picciotti on 26/06/2021 (78/8)
- Midfield: formidable (9) (very low) [99]
- Highest official attack HatStats: 98 - vs. BrigAntiFa on 23/10/2021 (79/9)
- Right attack: excellent (8) (very high) [32]
- Central attack: formidable (9) (very low) [33]
- Left attack: formidable (9) (very low) [33]
Individual prize shelf
| Global Season | Player | League | Goals |
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| 77 | Cuono Bortolotti |
 VII.69 |
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Coaches
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Foreign players
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Transfer stats
| Total Purchases: | 5.760.559 € |
| Total Sales: | 18.673.001 € |
| Difference: | 12.912.442 € |
| Average (bought): | 288.028 € |
| Average (sold): | 811.870 € |
| Average (bought + sold): | 300.289 € |
| Players bought: | 20 |
| Players sold: | 23 |
| Number of transfers: | 43 |
Top transfers
| Player (Position) | Sold for | To | Day (Season/Week) | TSI |
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 Arménio Gomes Cabral (IM) |
2.703.010 € |  Eels United |
10/05/2021 (78/2) | 17.400 |
| Samuele Marolla (DC) |
2.450.000 € | Valdazze |
07/12/2020 (76/12) | 22.760 |
 Cameron Steinmetz (W) |
2.089.000 € | ASFogliatella |
03/05/2021 (78/1) | 11.850 |
 David Filomeno (W) |
1.731.890 € |  fc teleleii |
08/03/2021 (77/9) | 26.980 |
| Jordan Marcon (DC) |
1.487.000 € | Salvatore |
11/01/2021 (77/1) | 25.120 |
| Jakub Bajur (GK) |
1.243.000 € |  FC Rebel United |
28/06/2021 (78/9) | 8.710 |
| Eros Aiazzone (DC) |
1.211.760 € |  Nogometni klub Venec |
07/07/2020 (75/6) | 8.250 |
| Gaetano Sancin (GK) |
1.124.000 € |  Steentjes |
16/11/2020 (76/9) | 5.110 |
| Orazio Gagna (DC) |
1.037.340 € | De Waaslandwolf |
25/01/2021 (77/3) | 15.410 |
| Davide Roccetti (DC) |
949.000 € | U.E. SANT JAUME |
21/09/2020 (76/1) | 8.720 |
| Renzo Esseni (DC) |
885.000 € | Mcbrady17 |
21/09/2020 (76/1) | 7.440 |
| Player (Position) | Bought for | From | Day (Season/Week) | TSI |
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| David Filomeno (W) |
1.618.588 € | Legazpi |
12/09/2020 (75/15) | 20.390 |
| Cameron Steinmetz (W) |
1.587.121 € | International Pivs |
24/09/2020 (76/1) | 11.160 |
| Jakub Bajur (GK) |
882.300 € |  STRYYK |
31/01/2021 (77/3) | 6.600 |
| Mohamed Reda Boukais (FW) |
422.281 € | Avenir Football Villeneuvois |
08/04/2020 (74/9) | 6.220 |
| Arménio Gomes Cabral (IM) |
270.301 € | FC Swords Team |
04/07/2020 (75/5) | 990 |
| Stefano Curtopelle (GK) |
220.320 € |  Talvivaara FC |
29/04/2020 (74/12) | 2.500 |
Sponsors
For the current season, the main sponsor is RNA Random Numbers Accounting, that grants 27.000 € for each league match played. The technical sponsor is Adidas.
Hall of Fame
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Ilja Lindner 
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| First day with club | 2006-01-15 | |
| Current occupation | Restaurant Owner | |
| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 55 in March 17, 2007. | ||
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Carlo Parisotto
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| First day with club | 2007-03-17 | |
| Current occupation | Player Union Representative | |
| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 43 in July 12, 2008. | ||
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Paolo Nuarte
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| First day with club | 2006-02-11 | |
| Current occupation | Vice-Coach of MUFC | |
| Was inducted in the Hall of Fame at age 43 in January 25, 2013. | ||
Flag collection
Home
Dismaland has hosted teams from 22 of 145 countries.
Away
Pest Control has visited 50 of 145 countries.
