Funny names
Weird Names
I-Q (5203016)
A weird name for a player!
Long Names
Max-Phillip Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim (17388545)
The longest player name in hattrick. But now was last seen trying to get the attention of a young blonde at a downtown club. His glory days are clearly over.
Friedrich Wilhelm Freiherr von Hammerstein-Loxten (28651109)
Another longest player name.
Short Names
- Oh (28747795)
- Li (70120821)
- Co (72235698)
- Yi (8195188)
Players with the shortest name in Hattrick.
Other funny names:
- Alco Hol (89588778)
- Andreas 'Penis' Palmström (80262088)
Antti Kristo (65473726) - shouldn't his player ID be 666? Bebeto Canibal (35584615) - Bulgarian for "the Baby Cannibal" Béla Foda (13557656) - Portuguese means "NICE F**K" Ben Dover (40174093) Brian "75D" Madsen (1530718) Can Do (82519327) - that's the spirit! Dick Small (11238080) Dick Surgeon (15008633) Ding Dong (41917816) Elano de la Morena (72968753) - spanish for "The anus of the dark-haired girl" Freddy Krueger (10352435) - Garip Bugday (47012999) - turkish for "strange wheat" General Mosquito (77693077) Gustavo Sanguedolce (36541544) - italian for "I enjoyed drinking sweet blood.." Harry Ball (57494446) Hasse Gott (28162320) - german for "I hate God" Hong Kong-Beng (54486058) Horst Puta (38213146) - puta in spanish means bitch Hu Huu (6608630) I Made Yosafat (48614148) I-Q (5203016) Jean Jean (28997907) Jean Jean-Jean (6142192) Jesús Killer (68850295) Jesús Mesías (65666388) Jesús Mohamed (36297079) King Koch (44244610) Koen Aben (32118434) - danish for "The-Cow The-Monkey" La La (45601760) Li Li (6895133) Long Bearcock (90645253) Long Wang (45444058) Manuel Dick (82149283) Mongo Shootie-Pootie (76212580) Neema Babla (31976236) - in Ukrainian slang it means "There is no money" Otto Matic (11054466) Palle Due (37810882) - italian for "two balls" Pu Si (6656589) Quincy Helmus+C34 (6949575) - the latest model in cyborg footballers Randy Hamster (29362136) Rens Kosten (8928614) - danish for "clean the broom" She He (27100093) She Suk-ho (4640284) Toon de Liefde (39096473) - dutch for "show the love" Walter Wanker (25839246) Wibe De Cock (49482992) Wiet Tabak (90029672) Will Playfair (56205506) You Yo-Yo (21908206) Zac Patat (31565424) - Dutch for "bag of frites"
