Battle Toads FC

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Battle Toads FC (228012)

The official logo of Battle Toads FC, also the second logo in the team's history. The current version pays homage to the primary sponsor (KFC) and the home state (PA)"
Birthdate 09.06.2010
Country  USA
Region Pennsylvania
Zone North America
Stadium Deez Memorial Stadium sponsored by KFC
Rival LOAF'S LOAFS
Fan club The Swamp Monsters
League V.54 (USA)
Current Coach Egoitz Rubio Spain (Since 11-23-10)

Battle Toads FC is an American USA soccer club originating in Pennsylvania, more specifically in the suburban-Philadelphia area. It plays its home games at Deez Memorial Stadium in Series VI. 766, USA. The team's only rival is LOAF'S LOAFS (LL) also a suburban-Philadelphia based team founded weeks before BTFC. The club's rivalry is notoriously violent ever since the first Derby. There is a memorial statue in the geographic center between Deez Memorial Stadium and The Bakery named the "Stone Tight Memorial of the Fallen." It honors both those murdered and the murderers of the longstanding rivalry. In early 2011 former BTFC midfielder Jim Mann and former LL forward Erin Whitt co-wrote the book "Chronicles of the Tight Butthole" detailing aspects of the rivalry on and off the field. The club was formed by the management group "The Salazar," but purchased by "DICKS" amid accusations of gambling, money laundering, prostitution, and wide-spread drug distribution while operating under "The Salazar."

Growing of the Toads

Formation

Battle Toads FC came about merely through peer pressure and rivalry. Club owner "kazaam026" best friend and identical rival began a club weeks before, "LOAF'S LOAFS." Not one to be showed up the Battle Toads were born. In addition to an elaborate initiation process into any part of the organization, BTFC prides itself on its aggressiveness in every aspect of the game. The team's rivalry with "LOAF'S LOAFS" is one example of that.

The original club was made up of mixed ages and races of players. Most are no longer playing in Hattrick anymore, but many laid the foundation that the Toads pride themselves on. The original BTFC starting playing in VI. 766 four games into Season 43. The team's first game was against the "Tender Danglers." They tied 2-2.

Current squad

AGE NAT. NAME ORIGINS SINCE POS. COMMENTS
19 Chile Abraham Marti 4-22-2011 Reserve Defender
17 USA Austin March USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-26-2011 Reserve Middy
18 Austria Cary Dobson USALOAF'S LOAFS 6-28-2011 Backup Middy The Future.
20 Belgium Edgar Engelen 7-16-2011 Starting Central Defender Father played for Belgian National Team
19 Croatia Filip Dukic 5-29-2011 Reserve Middy Served 2 years in Croatian Military
18 USA Gerard Harman USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-2-2011 Reserve Winger Openly Gay
19 Italy Guido Avisi 6-1-2011 Starting Middy Acts during the off-season
19 USA Johnny Power USALOAF'S LOAFS 9-26-2011 Reserve Forward
21 Italy Johnny Visentin 12-5-2010 Starting Middy Doesn't Speak English
20 Sweden Jonas Larsson 6-3-2011 Starting Winger Spent a year in jail
35 Sweden Leif Bernerberg 10-26-2011 Starting Central Defender
19 USA Luke Doughty USALOAF'S LOAFS 10-10-2011 Reserve Wingback
19 USA Mikey Balsiger USALOAF'S LOAFS 3-11-2011 Starting Middy Owns his own surf company
32 Croatia Miroslav Zerek 3-10-2011 Backup Goalkeeper Has children from 4 diff. women
32 Austria Niklas Koch 1-26-2011 Starting Forward
28 USA Orestes Benavides USALOAF'S LOAFS 8-10-2010 Reserve Forward
21 Denmark Peer Hansen 7-13-2011 Starting Wingback
24 Mexico Rafa Aranda 10-13-2010 Starting Winger Lazy Mexican
39 Netherlands Rients Kap 10-26-2011 Bench Warmer/Asst. Coach
19 USA Russ Fontaine 11-6-2011 Starting Keeper/Savior Owns a corn farm in Nebraska
29 Germany Ryan Urner 8-27-2010 Reserve Forward LL All-Time Leading Scorer
34 Poland Terencjusz Myszko 8-18-2010 Reserve Forward/Coach Unibrowed Phenom
33 Belgium Thibaud Lucas 4-2-2011 Starting Forward Waffle Machine
18 USA Torquato Righini USALOAF'S LOAFS 8-30-2011 Reserve Middy Worthless.
21 USA William Stewart USALOAF'S LOAFS 1-3-2011 Bench Warmer
36 Croatia Vladan Kilibarda 7-16-2011 Reserve Central Defender
35 Argentina Xurde Cagiga 7-16-2011 Reserve Forward 125 Career Goals


Stadium

Deez Memorial Stadium sponsored by KFC is the arena of Battle Toads FC. The total capacity is 20,100.

The stadium is named after the great Asian entrepreneur, Summa Deez. Deez wanted to make sure everyone enjoyed his wealth and after he died in a brutal jet-skiing accident his will dictated that the majority of his funds be given to the public to build a soccer facility named after him. The rest of the money went to M.A.D.D.

With Deez's $5 Million contribution, coupled with the matching donation from KFC for stadium naming rights, and jersey representation, the stadium was built.

Construction was finished on September 9, 2010. The first game played at the stadium was against cross-town rivals "LOAF'S LOAFS" on September 16, 2010. Before the game there were pre-game ceremonies to commemorate September 11, 2001 and additionally all the victims that had already been killed in the games pre-game hours of the Tight Butthole rivalry.

The stadium has held over 20 concerts in it's 2 years. The Dixie Chicks have played 4 sold-out shows, while LL Cool J has sold out 6 shows.

Deez Memorial is also home to Pennsylvania's Annual Monster-Truck & Moto-cross, Chili Con-Carney Cookoff Circus & Carnival. The event annually brings in over 2,000,000 visitors in 2 days.

At the entrance to the stadium there is a statue that commemorates the victims of "The Tight Butthole Rivalry."

Raised in the team

NAME SOLD TO CLUB DATE PRICE
Rex Sherrill Israelmex'07 a1 10-29-2010 $3 000
Total players: 1 Total sold: 0 $


Season Breakdowns

Season 43

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
43 3rd in VI.766 1st round none Scott Mosley 8

The club played its first ever game on September 9, 2010 against Minnesota based team Tender Danglers. The team tied 2-2. The first goal ever scored by the Toads came from Scott Belcher, known already in the forming days of the club, as the biggest asshole in Pennsylvania. Nonetheless the team drank aggressively to celebrate the franchise's first ever game.

The hangovers lasted through Sunday as the team was mercilessly crushed in its first series came to UM Terps. 7-0 was the final score, but it was a dismal performance that included several bookings and injuries. The nastiness against the Terps would continue for season to come. The team would later beat UMT in the season, deemed the greatest triumph the club had ever seen. Obviously, many members of the team were drunk, and played drunk in the next game.

The team would regroup and finish 8-0-2 under kazaam026 and the club called the season a success. This despite a brutal incident involving the club's assistant coach Timothy Sampson, who had to have all 10 of his toes amputated after a terrible incident involving himself and his ex-wife and multiple hot plates. Drugs and large quantities of Four Loko were said to have been involved as well.

The club was very optimistic entering season 44, despite the agreed consensus that opponent UM Terps was "douching it up big time" in VI. 744 for BTFC and rival and accomplice LOAF'S LOAFS.

Season 44

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
44 2nd in VI.766 1st round none Scott Mosley 14

Opptomism was extremely high for BTFC entering the season. The club believed it had a real shot to take the title and move up a division in just it's second year.


The club was disappointed and defeated by AJAX Arkansas in the first round of the U.S. Cup. BTFC used this as motivation entering VI. season, hoping to prove it could become an elite team.


The mood was even more improved after first season game against arch-rival LOAF'S LOAFS. BTFC outworked LL and it showed in the final score, 7-1 in front of a sold out Deez Memorial. The crowd was thrilled by the play on the field in addition to the positive death differential the Swamp Monsters enjoyed after the pre-game festivities.


The team cruised in match play through the new year. In the first of a home-and-home with UM Terps, BTFC drew away. BTFC knew if it could win at home they would most likely advance to D. V. Despite playing the team's best game of the season, a costly injury to leading scorer Scott Mosley ruined the teams chances as UMT defeated them 2-0. The loss was crushing for the club and would lead to a downward spiral among the upper management.


The team lost the last game of the season to LOAF'S LOAFS, which completely deflated the font office, leading to the start of what would be a scandal-filled season 45.


The team finished 11-1-2 with 34 points and was destine to remain in VI. 766 for at least one more year.

Season 45

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
45 2nd in VI.766 2nd round none Tyree Schwartz 14

What began as small scaled drug dealing to The Swamp Monsters started to circulate on a much wider level for the front office of DICKS management. After the bad defeat to LOAF'S LOAFS in the last game of the season the management started spreading drugs throughout the community.

The public was in dismay, but was helpless to how popular the team had gotten in the area. The supporters through the players embodied the tough-nosed, don't take shit attitude, the team played with.

However, after a 2-0-2 start, with losses to both UM Terps and LL, DICKS management was out and "The Salazar" took over. The season was already written off after the two losses, so the team started planning for the future - buying and selling young talent to stockpile money for a later run through the divisions.

The team finished 10-0-4 with 30 points, finishing in 3rd with both losses coming to UM Terps and LOAF'S LOAFS.

Season 46

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
46 1nd in VI.766 2nd round Niklas Koch 21

During the offseason, Middy great Mikael Ulstrap was sold off for more than $2 million to make way for the transfers of Peer Hansen and Edgar Engelen, 2 dominant young defenders who would go on to have shut down seasons, allowing a total of 6 goals (0 at home).

FOCUS, preached Coach Frisch at the beginning of the season, and focus they did for 14 straight weeks. The table had been ran. LL pulled off the undefeated season. Aside from a 3-2 narrow victory in week 1, no team had come within 3 goals of defeating the series VI powerhouse.

With an aggregate of +81, the team was directly promoted to series V.54, riding on the coattails of IMs Gualtiero Moneta, Johnny Visentin, and young Italian phenom Guido Avisi.


Season 47

Season League US Open Cup Trophies Top goalscorer Goals
46 in progress in VI.54 still active in progress N/A N/A

The Yeast Army multiplied like bunnies during the offseason. After a 1st round win over a robot, LL management brought in 19 year old Russ Fontaine to main the gate, a position LL lacked since...the beginning of time.

In its first contest ever in series V, LL took down other direct promotion opponent, Gate 13, in a 2-0 hard-fought away match.

Thanks

This page was originally created by RUKENT, thanks for his great work!
Thanks to Unknown_Guy for his Wiki-CHPP application HT-Mess

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